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Squadfather: The Getbig Interview
For years, denizens of the Getbig boards have been intrigued by the musings of poster and moderator Bob Bloaty, AKA The Squadfather. Who is this person? What does he do for a living? Does he actually lift weights? Finally, the answers come out in this Getbig interview.
GB: Squadfather, you are a legend in your own mind on Getbig. Tell us, how did you come up with your screen name?
SF: From the Godfather, of course. I am the Don Corleone of Getbig, the father over the Getbig squad. I originally chose The Squadfucker, but that just didn’t seem to have the same connotations and kind of tipped my hat, you know?
GB: I got you. Getbiggers everywhere wonder what your background is and how you became the Squadfather. Clear up the mystery.
SF: Well, I started lifting when I was 15, about the time I hit puberty. I wanted big muscles to impress the kids at high school. I worked out hard for 3 weeks and ate tons of food (you know what Arnold and the other pros say, “Bodybuilding is 10% training and 90% nutrition”) and gained an impressive 40 lbs! I would guess at least 10% of that was pure, rock hard muscle. Most of that was in my forearms, know what I’m saying? Made Lee Priest’s forearms look puny. I impressed them at school, I can tell you. They couldn’t miss me. I think that I learned more in that 3 weeks than I’ve ever learned in 15 years of reading bodybuilding magazines and trolling the web. In fact, I achieved everything I set out to do during that three weeks and haven’t worked out since. I am still as buff and strong as I was at 15. I’ve been sharing my training secrets ever since.
GB: Incredible! Can you tell us a little more? What do you do for a living?
SF: I am in between jobs right now, but I am hoping to get a job working for an online bodybuilding web site offering my advanced training advice to all the uneducated bodybuilding wannabees. In the meantime, it gives me lots of time to post my opinion on Getbig and my mom’s got pretty good DSL connection, so I can really get my posts up fast. I think the connection is even better here in the basement.
GB: How about a significant other? What’s your love life like?
SF: Oh, I’ve had my share, let me tell you. Blonds, brunettes, red heads, midgets...you name it and I’ve fucked it. But I don’t have anyone at the moment. I like to play the field, you know? Share the beef around.
GB: And beef you have to spare as we’ve seen from your pictures on Getbig. The babes must love you.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=162379.0;attach=186379;image)
SF: Oh yeah! I get PMed all the time by people on MySpace. They can’t get enough. We hook up online all the time and they always leave satisfied (and so do I!).
Find out more about The Squadfather, when the Getbig interview returns. Coming soon! (SEE http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=163811.msg2310182#msg2310182 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=163811.msg2310182#msg2310182) for part 2.)
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LOL you put WAY too much time into this one bro.
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Squadfather: The Getbig Interview
For years, denizens of the Getbig boards have been intrigued by the musings of poster and moderator Bob Bloaty, AKA The Squadfather. Who is this person? What does he do for a living? Does he actually lift weights? Finally, the answers come out in this Getbig interview.
GB: Squadfather, you are a legend in your own mind on Getbig. Tell us, how did you come up with your screen name?
SF: From the Godfather, of course. I am the Don Corleone of Getbig, the father over the Getbig squad. I originally chose The Squadfucker, but that just didn’t seem to have the same connotations and kind of tipped my hat, you know?
GB: I got you. Getbiggers everywhere wonder what your background is and how you became the Squadfather. Clear up the mystery.
SF: Well, I started lifting when I was 15, about the time I hit puberty. I wanted big muscles to impress the kids at high school. I worked out hard for 3 weeks and ate tons of food (you know what Arnold and the other pros say, “Bodybuilding is 10% training and 90% nutrition”) and gained an impressive 40 lbs! I would guess at least 10% of that was pure, rock hard muscle. Most of that was in my forearms, know what I’m saying? Made Lee Priest’s forearms look puny. I impressed them at school, I can tell you. They couldn’t miss me. I think that I learned more in that 3 weeks than I’ve ever learned in 15 years of reading bodybuilding magazines and trolling the web. In fact, I achieved everything I set out to do during that three weeks and haven’t worked out since. I am still as buff and strong as I was at 15. I’ve been sharing my training secrets ever since.
GB: Incredible! Can you tell us a little more? What do you do for a living?
SF: I am in between jobs right now, but I am hoping to get a job working for an online bodybuilding web site offering my advanced training advice to all the uneducated bodybuilding wannabees. In the meantime, it gives me lots of time to post my opinion on Getbig and my mom’s got pretty good DSL connection, so I can really get my posts up fast. I think the connection is even better here in the basement.
GB: How about a significant other? What’s your love life like?
SF: Oh, I’ve had my share, let me tell you. Blonds, brunettes, red heads, midgets...you name it and I’ve fucked it. But I don’t have anyone at the moment. I like to play the field, you know? Share the beef around.
GB: And beef you have to spare as we’ve seen from your pictures on Getbig. The babes must love you.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=162379.0;attach=186379;image)
SF: Oh yeah! I get PMed all the time by people on MySpace. They can’t get enough. We hook up online all the time and they always leave satisfied (and so do I!).
Find out more about The Squadfather, when the Getbig interview returns. Coming soon!
pure gold
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hahah a damn
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Thats a good one!!!!!!!!!!! sticky! LOL
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LOL you put WAY too much time into this one bro.
That's what I was thinking - I can take the piss outta the Squadfather as much as anyone but I really couldn't be arsed to do something like that though. I'll give you 7 out of 10 for effort though. ;)
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Monster self ownage by way of putting in too much effort, Squadfather as they say is "inside your head"
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There has to be squadfathers signature "Hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahah" somewhere in there though.
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The biggest internet liar that he exposed was in fact "HIMSELF" just for the record. Ask him about that one next time.
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Monster self ownage by way of putting in too much effort, Squadfather as they say is "inside your head"
Welcome to the "S" board! ;D
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The biggest internet liar that he exposed was in fact "HIMSELF" just for the record. Ask him about that one next time.
Epic inability to detect a spoof interview
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I'll save Squadfatter the trouble of a reply:
Hahahahaha, another MELTDOWN by a newbie with 12-inch arms who's afraid to post a photo.
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I'll save Squadfatter the trouble of a reply:
Hahahahaha, another MELTDOWN by a newbie with 12-inch arms who's afraid to post a photo.
Ed, are you implying Squadfather's posts are as repetitive as Dettweiler's fucking machine?
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I'll save Squadfatter the trouble of a reply:
Hahahahaha, another MELTDOWN by a newbie with 12-inch arms who's afraid to post a photo.
haha yeah
the interview was nice but he definitaly put to much time into it
it's just the internet and SF is just a keywarrior
BOOOMM ::)
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I'll save Squadfatter the trouble of a reply:
Hahahahaha, another MELTDOWN by a newbie with 12-inch arms who's afraid to post a photo.
it's 13-inch arms...
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I think that was damn funny, esp the last part asking about his job and if he has a girlfriend.
Bwahahaha. Epic Ownage.
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Fat Dave is in your head!!!
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good spoof...not far from the truth
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Not bad, Dantelis. However, this will always be the best analysis of the fat bastard known as the Squadfather. :D
A Day in the life...
Morning : Shit, shower and go upstairs to have breakfast with mom. Log onto getbig; take breaks to watch bodybuilding vids on youtube.
Midmorning: Slurp down Muscletech shake while posting on getbig. Take out the garbage for mom.
Afternoon: Goes to the gym for a lazy half-assed workout. On the way home picks up groceries for mom and buys a 12-pack of twinkies for himself. Checks mailbox for disability check.
Midafternoon: Showers and takes a nap. Logs back onto getbig with twinkies and a 2-liter bottle of Coke. Proceeds "owning" of various members and creating posts of his mighty gym exploits.
Evening: Goes upstairs to have dinner with mom. Tonight she's cooking his favorite...spaghetti with meat sauce! Logs back into getbig. Watches more youtube bodybuilding vids between "ownings".
Bedtime: Has another MuscleTech shake. Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan. Falls asleep with a smile.
Thus ends a typical day of the mighty "Squadfather". ;)
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Not bad, Dantelis. However, this will always be the best analysis of the fat bastard known as the Squadfather. :D
A Day in the life...
Morning : Shit, shower and go upstairs to have breakfast with mom. Log onto getbig; take breaks to watch bodybuilding vids on youtube.
Midmorning: Slurp down Muscletech shake while posting on getbig. Take out the garbage for mom.
Afternoon: Goes to the gym for a lazy half-assed workout. On the way home picks up groceries for mom and buys a 12-pack of twinkies for himself. Checks mailbox for disability check.
Midafternoon: Showers and takes a nap. Logs back onto getbig with twinkies and a 2-liter bottle of Coke. Proceeds "owning" of various members and creating posts of his mighty gym exploits.
Evening: Goes upstairs to have dinner with mom. Tonight she's cooking his favorite...spaghetti with meat sauce! Logs back into getbig. Watches more youtube bodybuilding vids between "ownings".
Bedtime: Has another MuscleTech shake. Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan. Falls asleep with a smile.
Thus ends a typical day of the mighty "Squadfather". ;)
What evidence do you have that Dave has ever, in fact, been to a gym? I would replace that with spend two hours walking around house trying to find correct lighting, shadows, and reflection to take a cell phone picture that will portray fatbody in way that only 98% of Getbig will realize he is obese.
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Great interview.
I have some more questions:
to Sqatfather
Do you have any idols beside Bret Hart?
Why are you a racist?
Where you brutalized by a Jewish stepfather or a black kid in school?
Do you think you are obese?
What did the other kids do to you in school every day?
Will you spend every birthday posting on Getbig all day like your
last birthday?
Have you had a job in your entire life?
Why do have so many gimmicks with thousands of posts on the gimmicks?
Like others said about your repetitive posting.
Why do you type the same thing over and over again over a thousand times?
Why don't you know anything about life or things that even borderline retarded persons
have knowledge about?
Do you have a crush on Paris Hilton?
Have anybody liked you in your entire life?
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i can literally hear the pounding of the keyboards and the tear-drenched sniffles coming from the assembly of psychologically-damaged Tiny Tit squadfather Victims in this thread
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This thread is littered with Sarcasm's victims......nothing more than a buncha physical weaklings and emotionally tormented degenerates.
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i can literally hear the pounding of the keyboards and the tear-drenched sniffles coming from the assembly of psychologically-damaged Tiny Tit squadfather Victims in this thread
This thread is littered with Sarcasm's victims......nothing more than a buncha physical weaklings and emotionally tormented degenerates.
We are now seeing the multiple handles of Squadfather. Ease up there tubbo, you're making it too obvious. ;)
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heres squadfather other lame joke:
blank said that blank eat peanut butter and cock sammiches. I said bullshit, blank doesn't eat peanut butter. ::)
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Not bad, Dantelis. However, this will always be the best analysis of the fat bastard known as the Squadfather. :D
A Day in the life...
Morning : Shit, shower and go upstairs to have breakfast with mom. Log onto getbig; take breaks to watch bodybuilding vids on youtube.
Midmorning: Slurp down Muscletech shake while posting on getbig. Take out the garbage for mom.
Afternoon: Goes to the gym for a lazy half-assed workout. On the way home picks up groceries for mom and buys a 12-pack of twinkies for himself. Checks mailbox for disability check.
Midafternoon: Showers and takes a nap. Logs back onto getbig with twinkies and a 2-liter bottle of Coke. Proceeds "owning" of various members and creating posts of his mighty gym exploits.
Evening: Goes upstairs to have dinner with mom. Tonight she's cooking his favorite...spaghetti with meat sauce! Logs back into getbig. Watches more youtube bodybuilding vids between "ownings".
Bedtime: Has another MuscleTech shake. Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan. Falls asleep with a smile.
Thus ends a typical day of the mighty "Squadfather". ;)
LMAO
Great stuff! Only correction I would make to this:
"Has another MuscleTech shake. Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan Scott Markey and/or Derek Anthony. Falls asleep with a smile."
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big14,
I appreciate the questions. I'll pass them on to the interviewer.
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big14,
I appreciate the questions. I'll pass them on to the interviewer.
hahahahaaa. ;D
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Squadfather seriously has struck the fear of GOD into all you little dweebs! You are all stricken with paralyzing fear whenever he shows up in a thread!
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Squadfather seriously has struck the fear of GOD into all you little dweebs! You are all stricken with paralyzing fear whenever he shows up in a thread!
hahahhaa, can you imagine the time and emotion this guy has invested in this thread, hahahaha, he was probably sweating and crying over something i said when "he" wrote it. ;D
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We are now seeing the multiple handles of Squadfather. Ease up there tubbo, you're making it too obvious. ;)
yes.
it's so funny it's silly.
how sad is that he has to respond to the truth with gimmicks.
you fat FUCK
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here's what we are going to do loyal squatfatter hatas..
the Z board is the dump we should direct all our threads there and they won't be deleted or moved to the sucks ass Y where fgfather has influence under 20 different gimmicks...
what a faggy fat fiddly fk
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Squiddie is a fat homo with stick legs
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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hahahhaa, can you imagine the time and emotion this guy has invested in this thread, hahahaha, he was probably sweating and crying over something i said when "he" wrote it. ;D
Squadfather, the sad thing is, you are BY FAR waaay funnier than any of these clowns are, even when they try to imitate you!
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LOL you put WAY too much time into this one bro.
hahaha.... where is Chick with the follow up behind the scenes even sader truth
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hahaha.... where is Chick with the follow up behind the scenes even sader truth
"sader"?
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yes.
it's so funny it's silly.
how sad is that he has to respond to the truth with gimmicks.
you fat FUCK
Brutal psychological projection. Epic meltdown Sarc obsession. Monster Squad in your profile tag worshiping. :D
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I am serious and not hating. I find it strange that the person in the interview flexes "his" chin in a number of "his" pictures. I wonder what motivates somebody to post a picture like the one featured in the interview? The pic from other posts where "he" is eating the potato chip with "his" biceps/forearm/chin flexed is also an example. Where is the motivation to post these strangely concocted poses/pictures?
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You gotta admit, the Squadfather daily schedule post was funny...
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funny how all the SF haters bring out their gimmicks to agree with each other because they are too scared to post under their real handles.
what a bunch of sissys
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We are now seeing the multiple handles of Squadfather. Ease up there tubbo, you're making it too obvious. ;)
I hope that is true.
I couldn't stand to see grown ass men coming to stick up for another because he got a little flamed.
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:D sarcasm still rules this board...
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LOL you put WAY too much time into this one bro.
yes, like me with my 'snake oil' series
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funny how all the SF haters bring out their gimmicks to agree with each other because they are too scared to post under their real handles.
what a bunch of sissys
Fatso, you fell for it again and again.
sqatfather you are posting under your handles desperatly, it only makes you
look even more stupid.
BTW do you walk around in your basement topless with your fat saggy tits?
Since Getbig is your life, who do you have a crush on here?
Are you in love with Mindspin?
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so 'chaos' is a gimmick? ???
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here's what we are going to do loyal squatfatter hatas..
the Z board is the dump we should direct all our threads there and they won't be deleted or moved to the sucks ass Y where fgfather has influence under 20 different gimmicks...
what a faggy fat fiddly fk
Come down to the V and check it out dude
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"sader"?
""sader?""
;D
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Fatso, you fell for it again and again.
sqatfather you are posting under your handles desperatly, it only makes you
look even more stupid.
BTW do you walk around in your basement topless with your fat saggy tits?
Since Getbig is your life, who do you have a crush on here?
Are you in love with Mindspin?
wow what a complete fucking idiot you are, "big"14. What # gimmick are you? You are nothing but a stain on society and quite frankly should quit breathing my air. I hope you get an incurable ass rash and itch yourself to death.
Kindly fuck off and die. Peace.
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wow what a complete fucking idiot you are, "big"14. What # gimmick are you? You are nothing but a stain on society and quite frankly should quit breathing my air. I hope you get an incurable ass rash and itch yourself to death.
Kindly fuck off and die. Peace.
Damn chaos, I like you but this is a Class A Meltdown, along the lines of what we normally see from Nick BitchFury Hersh. What's up? :o
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wow what a complete fucking idiot you are, "big"14. What # gimmick are you? You are nothing but a stain on society and quite frankly should quit breathing my air. I hope you get an incurable ass rash and itch yourself to death.
Kindly fuck off and die. Peace.
(http://k41.pbase.com/u15/vw1972bug/upload/38863456.bomb.jpg)
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Damn chaos, I like you but this is a Class A Meltdown, along the lines of what we normally see from Nick BitchFury Hersh. What's up? :o
that was a meltdown?? you ain't seen shit if you think that was melting ;D
I've run out of patience with these little douchebag gimmicks, I'm crackin skulls >:(
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I've run out of patience with these little douchebag gimmicks, I'm crackin skulls >:(
hahah! I hear ya, I hate gimmicks too.
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hahah! I hear ya, I hate gimmicks too.
Hi Kiwiol.
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Hi Kiwiol.
JT ain't me dipshit. He used to post before as TomR and even back then, he was obsessed with Sarcasm and BF. Now he pretends to be me (in the lamest way ::)) and is obsessing with the same duo - SF and BF.
Hope this helps
BTW, JT, I can't help but piss myself laughing when I see you say 'Come down to the V mate'. LMAO!
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JT ain't me dipshit. He used to post before as TomR and even back then, he was obsessed with Sarcasm and BF. Now he pretends to be me (in the lamest way ::)) and is obsessing with the same duo - SF and BF.
Hope this helps
BTW, JT, I can't help but piss myself laughing when I see you say 'Come down to the V mate'. LMAO!
Hi Joey.
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PART II OF THE SQUADFATHER GETBIG INTERVIEW
GB: So last interview, we established that you are a big time stud with the opposite sex...
SF: ...Yeah, the opposite sex, that’s right...
GB: And that you are a expert in bodybuilding training techniques...
SF: ...I’m a bodybuilding god, or so some claim...
GB: Let’s concentrate now on your postings on Getbig. At last count, you’ve created over 700 topics and have over 13,000 posts. That is impressive! How do you find the time?
SF: Hey, I take my online ridiculing seriously. When I had a job, I would actually spend 3 or 4 hours of my day checking the boards and posting. It was a big hassle, you know, ‘cause I kept getting fryer grease on my laptop. It isn’t good for the keyboard. Now that I am free from working for “the man”, I can devote anywhere from 15 – 22 hours trolling Getbig.
GB: 15 to 20 hours?!? My god! You are serious. When do you sleep?
SF: Sleep is overrated. I find that I am actually sharpest around the 18th hour of my day. The zinger’s just keep coming. Some of my best posts have been created at that time. Great ones like, “Hahahahaha, look at these bench shirt clowns!!!!!!!!!”, “HAHAHAHA check out this post!!!!”, “SCARIEST FEMALE BODYBUILDER PIC EVER!!!!”, “Hahahaha, this guy claims his arms are 18 inches!!!!!!!”, “WHAT KIND OF PANTIES ARE THESE SWEETIE?????”, “IS ANYONE HERE INTO BB'ING OR LIFTING????????????”, “Brutal 4 inch leg presses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and one of my favorites, “Hahahahaha, look at this assclown!!!!!!!!!”
GB: Those are classics. Ha, ha...
SF: And those don’t include the great ones that I created to slap down Scott Markey and Derek Anthony. Bitches!!!!
GB: Let’s touch on that a minute. You’ve entered possibly hundreds of postings about these two bodybuilders. Why the obsession?
SF: Because they are gay! I can’t stand gays. They creep me out. Anthony just denies that he does gay-for-pay and strips for men, when I know that he does it. One of these days, he is going to come to my city and I am going to expose him for what he is. I’ve been saving up singles, so when he comes to dance near me, I can go down to the strip club and pose as a fan and get some pictures to expose him for what he is. If I can, I’ll even proposition him and get him to come back to my basement by offering him money for sex. That’ll prove what he is! That is how dedicated I am to the Getbig crew. I am willing to do what it takes to expose this muscley, stripper, G4Per, no matter how dirty I get.
GB: And Markey?
SF: He’s a homo too and a pretty boy. And he is too damn built to have done it naturally! He parades around with his muscular, buff body and denies that he uses steroids. What a laugh! I have used steroids and GH and I know what it can do. My body is proof of that! Markey is just too pretty to take seriously as a bodybuilder, with his glossy, glamour shots and bulging muscles, his tan body, his fine butt...EXCUSE ME!!!!!
GB: (At this point, Squadfather ran to his bathroom and slammed the door shut. I can only describe the sounds that emanated from the bathroom as a cross between a monkey molesting a sheep and a chicken passing a watermelon. The moans and groans culminated in what sounded like “Oh Scott, yeah, do me...” followed by a long groan of satisfaction. When Squadfather returned, he was, if possible, more pale and wan than before and had a large wet stain in the front of his pants.) Are you okay?
SF: Yeah, yeah, fine. I just had to take a major crap. You know how it is when you spend hours on end “feeding your muscles”. It takes tons of food to build and maintain this physique and sometimes it come back on you.
GB: I understand. So you were saying?
SF: Anthony and Markey have nothing on me. I am more man than they will ever be. I am like the Bill O’Reilly of Getbig, exposing people for what they are. It’s why I devote so much time online. I am willing to put aside my life in the pursuit of truth in the virtual world, even if it makes me look like an ass! I am the Getbig god! Fear my wrath! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!!!
GB: Okayyyyyy Squadfather. Thank you for your time. We look forward to interviewing you on the occasion of your 25,000th Getbig post, due, I am sure in a week or so.
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Hahahahaha as funny as it is, I wonder what he did to you to induce such a meltdown ;D
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got cliff notes I ain't reading all that...
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got cliff notes I ain't reading all that...
Sure.
Squadfather is ambiguously gay, he spends way too much time trolling the Getbig boards while scarfing tons of food, he rarely, if ever, works out, and he is obsessed (possibly sexually) with Derek Anthony and Scott Markey. ;D
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Sure.
Squadfather is ambiguously gay, he spends way too much time trolling the Getbig boards while scarfing tons of food, he rarely, if ever, works out, and he is obsessed (possibly sexually) with Derek Anthony and Scott Markey. ;D
hahahahaha, as opposed to you who is a huge ripped greek god, oh wait you don't have a picture posted.
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Sure.
Squadfather is ambiguously gay, he spends way too much time trolling the Getbig boards while scarfing tons of food, he rarely, if ever, works out, and he is obsessed (possibly sexually) with Derek Anthony and Scott Markey. ;D
Spot on. :)
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hahahahaha, as opposed to you who is a huge ripped greek god, oh wait you don't have a picture posted.
hahahahaha, you do have a picture posted...that's why we know that you don't workout and spend your training time eating and posting on Getbig. Pick up some weight once in a while, Squadfather. You'd be amazed at the results.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=160532.0;attach=183270;image)
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Look at 'dem tittays! Hairy bags o' Crisco....
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Good job, dantelis. :D
The severely delusional fat man has a pathetic physique.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=160532.0;attach=183270;image)
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now that shit was funny !!!! ;D ;D ;D
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa