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Title: COUTURE-GONZAGA RESULT *SPOILER*
Post by: Special Ed on August 25, 2007, 09:39:21 PM
After taking two huge right kicks to the head in the 3rd round from Gonzaga, Couture finally puts Gonzaga on his back and finishes him with some nice GNP.
Title: Re: COUTURE-GONZAGA RESULT *SPOILER*
Post by: grab an umbrella on August 25, 2007, 09:40:04 PM
Good shit, i knew randy would pull it out
Title: Re: COUTURE-GONZAGA RESULT *SPOILER*
Post by: chaos on August 25, 2007, 09:43:56 PM
After taking two huge right kicks to the head in the 3rd round from Gonzaga, Couture finally puts Gonzaga on his back and finishes him with some nice GNP.
haha, the old man had a plan....... not so sure th ekicks to the head were part of it.......but hey......good for him
Title: Re: COUTURE-GONZAGA RESULT *SPOILER*
Post by: BDsauce on August 26, 2007, 10:17:31 AM
I need me some of that batch of growth Randy is running.  8)
Title: Re: COUTURE-GONZAGA RESULT *SPOILER*
Post by: benchthis on August 26, 2007, 10:19:34 AM
After taking two huge right kicks to the head in the 3rd round from Gonzaga, Couture finally puts Gonzaga on his back and finishes him with some nice G4P.
fixed ;D
Title: Re: COUTURE-GONZAGA RESULT *SPOILER*
Post by: Matt C on August 26, 2007, 10:25:44 AM
http://www.songmartialarts.com/taichi.htm

I'm not kidding when I say that Grandmaster Soengkono could take the top five UFC fighters at the same time and have them all on the floor (or dead) in under half a minute.

He was the youngest person in history to win the Pencak Silat championships in Asia at age 18.  The second youngest was 28 I believe.  This is a tournament where people frequently get killed and is nothing like the UFC.  Where he grew up, you would need to fight three times a week if you didn't like fighting and three times a day if you liked it.  And you fought for your life.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=164764.0;attach=190304;image)
Title: Re: COUTURE-GONZAGA RESULT *SPOILER*
Post by: SirTraps on August 26, 2007, 10:29:21 AM
Couture is the baddest man on the planet, his skills and wisdom just keep getting better and better.  He broke Gonzagas nose with a brutal takedown followed by a launched bodyweight head butt.

       These guys are really taking it to a higher level, no boxer could last more than 30 seconds.
Title: Re: COUTURE-GONZAGA RESULT *SPOILER*
Post by: Darren Avey on August 26, 2007, 10:30:21 AM
Fedor is the baddest man on the planet
Title: Re: COUTURE-GONZAGA RESULT *SPOILER*
Post by: temper35 on August 26, 2007, 11:22:05 AM
http://www.songmartialarts.com/taichi.htm

I'm not kidding when I say that Grandmaster Soengkono could take the top five UFC fighters at the same time and have them all on the floor (or dead) in under half a minute.


What an ignorant statement.  And so could Bruce Lee, and Chuck Norris, and bla bla, and ble ble.  Don't believe everything you read, and you can not prove the statement you made.  It is completely illogical that one trained man could defeat five trained men, who would probably outweigh/outmuscle him by a large margin.  Stupid statement.
Title: Re: COUTURE-GONZAGA RESULT *SPOILER*
Post by: SirTraps on August 26, 2007, 11:30:49 AM
Steven Segal's hips are wider than his shoulders and he cant kick above knee height-but im sure he could take Couture also  ;D
Title: Re: COUTURE-GONZAGA RESULT *SPOILER*
Post by: ironneck on August 26, 2007, 11:31:18 AM
What an ignorant statement.  And so could Bruce Lee, and Chuck Norris, and bla bla, and ble ble.  Don't believe everything you read, and you can not prove the statement you made.  It is completely illogical that one trained man could defeat five trained men, who would probably outweigh/outmuscle him by a large margin.  Stupid statement.

chuck norris would fuck the shit out of these cagefighters
did you never watch the texas ranger?
Title: Re: COUTURE-GONZAGA RESULT *SPOILER*
Post by: TooPowerful4u on August 26, 2007, 11:32:25 AM
What an ignorant statement.  And so could Bruce Lee, and Chuck Norris, and bla bla, and ble ble.  Don't believe everything you read, and you can not prove the statement you made.  It is completely illogical that one trained man could defeat five trained men, who would probably outweigh/outmuscle him by a large margin.  Stupid statement.

well... if he strikes for DEATH... its possible... you only gotta get hit in the right spot once
Title: Re: COUTURE-GONZAGA RESULT *SPOILER*
Post by: TooPowerful4u on August 26, 2007, 11:33:08 AM
Fedor is the baddest man on the planet

TRUE.  Couture vs. Fedor!
Title: Re: COUTURE-GONZAGA RESULT *SPOILER*
Post by: temper35 on August 26, 2007, 11:36:25 AM
well... if he strikes for DEATH... its possible... you only gotta get hit in the right spot once

And all 5 UFC fighters would stand still...5 trained fighters could kill 1 trained fighter.  Period.
Title: Re: COUTURE-GONZAGA RESULT *SPOILER*
Post by: Faust on August 26, 2007, 01:19:46 PM
Steven Segal's hips are wider than his shoulders and he cant kick above knee height-but im sure he could take Couture also  ;D
Couture would have two broken arms before he could even attempt a takedown.
Title: Re: COUTURE-GONZAGA RESULT *SPOILER*
Post by: americanbulldog on August 26, 2007, 01:21:08 PM
http://www.songmartialarts.com/taichi.htm

I'm not kidding when I say that Grandmaster Soengkono could take the top five UFC fighters at the same time and have them all on the floor (or dead) in under half a minute.

He was the youngest person in history to win the Pencak Silat championships in Asia at age 18.  The second youngest was 28 I believe.  This is a tournament where people frequently get killed and is nothing like the UFC.  Where he grew up, you would need to fight three times a week if you didn't like fighting and three times a day if you liked it.  And you fought for your life.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=164764.0;attach=190304;image)


Ooooh brother.   ???
Title: Re: COUTURE-GONZAGA RESULT *SPOILER*
Post by: tleilaxutank on August 26, 2007, 01:28:01 PM
http://www.songmartialarts.com/taichi.htm

I'm not kidding when I say that Grandmaster Soengkono could take the top five UFC fighters at the same time and have them all on the floor (or dead) in under half a minute.

He was the youngest person in history to win the Pencak Silat championships in Asia at age 18.  The second youngest was 28 I believe.  This is a tournament where people frequently get killed and is nothing like the UFC.  Where he grew up, you would need to fight three times a week if you didn't like fighting and three times a day if you liked it.  And you fought for your life.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=164764.0;attach=190304;image)


Believe me when I say that Glamour Mom would destroy your faggy grandmaster. 

She was beating children with a rolling pin multiple times a week.  She was also the first Mom in the tri-state area to take develop the belt as a weapon.  She has mastered 3 forms of ju jitsu and she makes a deadly lasagna...


(http://www.cushings-help.com/Glamour%20Shot.jpg)
Title: Re: COUTURE-GONZAGA RESULT *SPOILER*
Post by: Matt C on August 26, 2007, 01:41:07 PM
What an ignorant statement.  And so could Bruce Lee, and Chuck Norris, and bla bla, and ble ble.  Don't believe everything you read, and you can not prove the statement you made.  It is completely illogical that one trained man could defeat five trained men, who would probably outweigh/outmuscle him by a large margin.  Stupid statement.

Read up on Pencak Silat, it is no joke.  Last I checked, the top UFC guys haven't fought in contests where someone dies during every tournament.  Grandmaster Soengkono is no joke and those are just the stories I've heard.  I know a former top amateur boxer who lunged at him literally thousands of times and not once lasted more than three seconds.  He went after him to kill him in every manner he possibly could and was always on the ground within seconds.  He is also far more trained than any of the top UFC fighters.  He is the real life Bruce Lee.
Title: Re: COUTURE-GONZAGA RESULT *SPOILER*
Post by: Matt C on August 26, 2007, 05:30:26 PM
So this top amateur boxer lunges a 1000 times in 3 seconds right? ::)

I'm saying he went after him on thousands of separate occasions and not once hit him.  He is also a two time Ontario's strongest man and his amateur record was 87 victories and four losses.
Title: Re: COUTURE-GONZAGA RESULT *SPOILER*
Post by: temper35 on August 26, 2007, 06:46:57 PM
I know a former top amateur boxer who lunged at him literally thousands of times and not once lasted more than three seconds. 

Think of what you are saying.  He attacked the asian dude THOUSANDS of times and was beaten every time.  How can any living human being last through THOUSANDS of punches/strikes. 
Title: Re: COUTURE-GONZAGA RESULT *SPOILER*
Post by: smoothasf on August 27, 2007, 08:57:52 AM
Grandmaster Soengkono  lol black Please............

aikido is the most bull shitting martial art of them all look at steven seaguls and the videos of him "fighting" 15 guys at the same time who run at him with arms out and start falling over before he's even touched them.

Grandmaster Soengkono Vs Randy

Randy 1st round 1st minute

If he's so good he'd be competing in the UFC
Title: Re: COUTURE-GONZAGA RESULT *SPOILER*
Post by: americanbulldog on August 28, 2007, 01:15:35 AM
He never got a single hit in.  The Grandmaster asked him to attack him in any way he pleased and not once did he ever get a single punch in.  His name is Jason Forbes - look him up.  Two time Ontario's strongest man and beat fighters in the amateur ranks who are now doing very well in the UFC.  I'm not kidding when I say the Grandmaster never gets hit.  He is the real deal.  The championships he won are far more deadly than the UFC.

Then as a student and friend, it is your responsibility to get him into a TKO promotion.  If he does well there, which he will by all accounts, Dana White himself will call him up from TKO. 
Title: Re: COUTURE-GONZAGA RESULT *SPOILER*
Post by: Slapper on September 02, 2007, 08:24:07 PM
chuck norris would fuck the shit out of these cagefighters
did you never watch the texas ranger?

Don't forget the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

The Teletubbies are badasses too, although they don't get violent until the Power Rangers show up (between you and I, they don't get along). That's when the shit hits the fan!