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Title: How will you Die?
Post by: buffbodz on August 30, 2007, 08:31:16 AM: I get shanked in prison @ 80 years old :o

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Title: Re: How will you Die?
Post by: K-1 on August 30, 2007, 08:35:33 AM: " At age 35 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death."

LMAO!
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Post by: powerpack on August 30, 2007, 09:47:25 AM: At age 55 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

Damn I planned for early pension at 58 >:(
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Post by: ~flower~ on August 30, 2007, 10:02:58 AM: flower: At age 75 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.
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Post by: Butterbean on August 30, 2007, 10:14:10 AM: Quote from: ~flower~ on August 30, 2007, 10:02:58 AM
flower: At age 75 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.
very interesting!

STella: At age 85 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.
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Post by: Option D on August 30, 2007, 10:59:38 AM: Malcolm pigford: At age 56 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.
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Post by: CalvinH on August 30, 2007, 11:56:25 AM: At 88 I finally kicked my heroin habit but thats because I overdosed 8)
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Post by: chaos on August 30, 2007, 04:08:23 PM: violently............... ............

and not alone :-*
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Post by: JediKnight on August 30, 2007, 09:53:41 PM: at age 52 i take a lethal dose of mesacline, wander the desert for 6 months, then get eatan by coyotes.
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Post by: Alex23 on August 30, 2007, 11:21:17 PM: Never.
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Post by: benchmstr on August 31, 2007, 06:03:11 AM: holy shit mine was right,i always figured i would go out that way

At age 63 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

bench
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Post by: BigNBloated on August 31, 2007, 06:47:01 AM: At age 35 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

Whack.
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Post by: Lord Humungous on August 31, 2007, 06:53:24 AM: At age 60 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

strange, but believable!
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Post by: Option D on March 26, 2009, 04:15:52 PM: MALCOLM PIGFORD: At age 37 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!
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Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 26, 2009, 04:23:32 PM: Junaid : At age 61 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

great!...well at least they'll offer me beer ;D
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Post by: big L dawg on March 26, 2009, 04:27:15 PM
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Post by: chaos on March 26, 2009, 04:43:45 PM: haha

Chaos: At age 87 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.
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Post by: Option D on March 26, 2009, 05:03:48 PM: Quote from: chaos on March 26, 2009, 04:43:45 PM
haha

Chaos: At age 87 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

lmao
Title: Re: How will you Die?
Post by: chaos on March 26, 2009, 05:26:03 PM: Quote from: big_mal on March 26, 2009, 05:03:48 PM
lmao
Looks like I'll be raising hell for another 50+ years. 8)
Title: Re: How will you Die?
Post by: webcake on March 27, 2009, 01:46:48 AM: "webcke: At age 63 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain. "
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Post by: smaul on March 27, 2009, 02:10:48 AM: shit, I'm dying in 4 years!

smaul: At age 31 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

:'(
Title: Re: How will you Die?
Post by: webcake on March 27, 2009, 02:14:09 AM: Quote from: smaul on March 27, 2009, 02:10:48 AM
shit, I'm dying in 4 years!

smaul: At age 31 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

:'(

P.I.P Smaul....... :(
Title: Re: How will you Die?
Post by: mass 04 on March 27, 2009, 07:24:42 AM: mass: at age 66 you will die of a heart attack while eating a peanut butter and bannana sandwich, Elvis style.
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Post by: Option D on March 27, 2009, 07:59:18 AM: Quote from: mass 04 on March 27, 2009, 07:24:42 AM
mass: at age 66 you will die of a heart attack while eating a peanut butter and bannana sandwich, Elvis style.

hahahaha lmao.
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Post by: Andy Griffin on March 27, 2009, 09:33:42 AM: I will die at age 117 from yet another std obtained from that skank Ellie Walker from the drug store. Having beaten the rap for murdering Aunt Bee 'cause she wouldn't ever stfu, and having nicely covered up the murder of Floyd the Barber (he caught me w/his daughter in a compromising position), it is ironic that a simple case of syphillis does me in.
Title: Re: How will you Die?
Post by: Option D on March 27, 2009, 09:35:39 AM: Quote from: Andy Griffin on March 27, 2009, 09:33:42 AM
I will die at age 117 from yet another std obtained from that skank Ellie Walker from the drug store. Having beaten the rap for murdering Aunt Bee 'cause she wouldn't ever stfu, and having nicely covered up the murder of Floyd the Barber (he caught me w/his daughter in a compromising position), it is ironic that a simple case of syphillis does me in.

did you make that up
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Post by: Butterbean on March 27, 2009, 09:40:59 AM: ;D
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Post by: Doug_Steele on March 29, 2009, 09:30:47 AM: While surfing, i am going out Bodhi style...before i turn 30
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Post by: Fury on March 29, 2009, 10:25:26 AM: fury: At age 74 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.
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Post by: Dos Equis on March 30, 2009, 12:35:08 PM: lol

At age 59 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.
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Post by: YoungBlood on March 30, 2009, 07:14:56 PM: YB:At age 55 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.
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Post by: Doug_Steele on March 30, 2009, 07:22:30 PM: Doug: At age 77 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.
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Post by: ozman on April 03, 2009, 01:18:23 PM: At age 49 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.
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Post by: Option D on April 03, 2009, 01:28:14 PM: Quote from: ozman on April 03, 2009, 01:18:23 PM
At age 49 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

lmao. It would have to be a million of them little shits.
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Post by: benz on April 03, 2009, 01:36:31 PM: chechens will chop my head :(
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Post by: SamoanIrishman on April 07, 2009, 02:32:22 PM: At age 83 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.