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Title: Another "Why do they lie?" Thread
Post by: columbusdude82 on September 02, 2007, 01:13:27 PM
I just bought the new MD (please hold back your reprimands...)

The BSN ad "Foundation to Glory" informs us that

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THE MASS STACK (TM)... [is] the only supplement stack the 22-year old "PHENOM" and the Future of Bodybuilding Trey Brewer relies on.

A stack that supports the blood, sweat, and tears he sacrifices daily to the unforgiving gym gods. Each component of the stack perform together like a heavy metal symphony...

A stack pioneered and certified by (...) Ronnie Coleman...

First off, how badly did the guy who wrote this suck in English class?

How can Trey read this shit and keep a straight face?

Why do they lie so shamelessly?

Did Ronnie Coleman really "pioneer" this product? Somehow, Ronnie doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who'd put on a lab coat and concoct stuff in a lab...

Can't they just advertise without the crappy writing and the dramatic lies...
Title: Re: Another "Why do they lie?" Thread
Post by: Purge_WTF on September 02, 2007, 01:32:27 PM
  That's BSN for you--the American MuscleTech.

 
Title: Re: Another "Why do they lie?" Thread
Post by: LatsMcGee on September 02, 2007, 01:34:17 PM
Maybe the guy who wrote it had too many endorushes and it just came out wrong.
Title: Re: Another "Why do they lie?" Thread
Post by: gordiano on September 02, 2007, 01:37:18 PM
I don't get it either. To me,  it just screams "snake oil". We know it's the drugs, not the supplements, that give these guys their huge size.



This is why I have a hard time believing in new products. Even if it were a good/decent product, such retarded claims would steer me away.



Please...Ronnie has a hard enough time making his instant grits..... ::)
Title: Re: Another "Why do they lie?" Thread
Post by: haider on September 02, 2007, 01:39:37 PM
HAHAHAHAHAH "pioneered and certified by Ronnie coleman" HAHAHAHAHAHA

 :'(
Title: Re: Another "Why do they lie?" Thread
Post by: Bluto on September 02, 2007, 01:44:58 PM
easy tiger, its only supplements
Title: Re: Another "Why do they lie?" Thread
Post by: LatsMcGee on September 02, 2007, 01:45:10 PM
HAHAHAHAHAH "pioneered and certified by Ronnie coleman" HAHAHAHAHAHA

 :'(

Yeah they think we're so stupid,  We all know Monica Brant was the brains behind the mass stack.  
Title: Re: Another "Why do they lie?" Thread
Post by: Purge_WTF on September 02, 2007, 01:47:28 PM
Yeah they think we're so stupid,  We all know Monica Brant was the brains behind the mass stack.  

  No, no--she engineered Atro-Phex.   :D
Title: Re: Another "Why do they lie?" Thread
Post by: columbusdude82 on September 02, 2007, 02:03:06 PM
easy tiger, its only supplements

It's false advertising. It's deception.
Title: Re: Another "Why do they lie?" Thread
Post by: haider on September 02, 2007, 02:06:33 PM
It's false advertising. It's deception.
::)

We all know Ronnie's a good christian and he would never lie, or allow anyone to lie using his name.
Title: Re: Another "Why do they lie?" Thread
Post by: Hedgehog on September 02, 2007, 02:10:18 PM
I just bought the new MD (please hold back your reprimands...)

The BSN ad "Foundation to Glory" informs us that

First off, how badly did the guy who wrote this suck in English class?

How can Trey read this shit and keep a straight face?

Why do they lie so shamelessly?

Did Ronnie Coleman really "pioneer" this product? Somehow, Ronnie doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who'd put on a lab coat and concoct stuff in a lab...

Can't they just advertise without the crappy writing and the dramatic lies...

BSN - BullShit Nutrition

Title: Re: Another "Why do they lie?" Thread
Post by: columbusdude82 on September 02, 2007, 02:46:56 PM
BSN - BullShit Nutrition



You'd think that they could at least hire someone who could pass an intro poetry writing class to make their lies sound all poetic and shytt...

oh brother "sacrifice to the unforgiving gym gods" and "heavy metal symphony"... worst poetic imagery ever!!!
Title: Re: Another "Why do they lie?" Thread
Post by: Bluto on September 02, 2007, 03:53:30 PM
It's false advertising. It's deception.

so is advertising that you score women with the right deoderant

grow up, stop whining, stop posting.
Title: Re: Another "Why do they lie?" Thread
Post by: columbusdude82 on September 02, 2007, 04:08:01 PM
That's completely different. Claiming that a sports supplement is the "only supplement" that a bodybuilder uses, and claiming that a deodorant helps you score chicks are two completely different kinds of claims...
Title: Re: Another "Why do they lie?" Thread
Post by: benchthis on September 02, 2007, 05:54:19 PM
ha ha ronnie is getting paid 1,000,000 a year to go along with this bull shit he be stupid not to go with the flow
Title: Re: Another "Why do they lie?" Thread
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on September 02, 2007, 06:08:26 PM

Did Ronnie Coleman really "pioneer" this product? Somehow, Ronnie doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who'd put on a lab coat and concoct stuff in a lab...


LOL ! LOL !
Title: Re: Another "Why do they lie?" Thread
Post by: WOOO on September 02, 2007, 06:15:40 PM
bsn


 ::)
Title: Re: Another "Why do they lie?" Thread
Post by: dearth on September 02, 2007, 07:15:00 PM
don't forget the ads with pics from "cost of rededemption" which was made before he had "the biggest contract in bodybuilding"
a stupid claim btw, shows how much of whore ronnie is, and also how dumb the typical no expode user is
Title: Re: Another "Why do they lie?" Thread
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 02, 2007, 07:15:26 PM
You'd think that they could at least hire someone who could pass an intro poetry writing class to make their lies sound all poetic and shytt...

oh brother "sacrifice to the unforgiving gym gods" and "heavy metal symphony"... worst poetic imagery ever!!!

Yes but it hits their target audience dead on. Over enthuiastic 15 year olds with delusions of granduer
Title: Re: Another "Why do they lie?" Thread
Post by: Bluto on September 02, 2007, 07:55:48 PM
That's completely different. Claiming that a sports supplement is the "only supplement" that a bodybuilder uses, and claiming that a deodorant helps you score chicks are two completely different kinds of claims...

no it isnt both are false claims

i bet life will be really hard on yoiu, finding out people lie and exaggerate

be careful, you might end up like squadfather posting on msg boards in your mid 30s still upset bout it