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Getbig Misc Discussion Boards => Religious Debates & Threads => Topic started by: columbusdude82 on September 10, 2007, 10:16:59 AM
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Let those not following Him look upon their own worlds. He, in all His glory, has no discontented followers. He has no abandoned cities or burnt fields. Nor has He any wars or starving children or broken promises. He certainly has no girls with cooties. He has nothing, for He is everything.
from the Gospel of Our Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Friends, let us pray to Our Lord, as He taught us to pray:
Our Spaghetti
Who art in meat sauce
Flying be thy way
Thy meatballs come
Thy Noodling done
On earth as it is inside us
Give us this day our bolognaise
And forgive us our pizzas
As we forgive those who eat pizza before us
And lead us not to the salad bar
But deliver us from tofu
For thine is the gnocchi
The penne and linguine
Forever and ever
RAmen
The Lord's Prayer
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Grant, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, thy sauce;
and in sauce, noodles;
and in noodles, meatballs;
and in meatballs, knowledge;
and from knowledge, knowledge of what is tasty;
and from knowledge of what is tasty, the love of spaghetti;
and from spaghetti, the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
RAmen
Devotional Prayer to Our Lord
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In the Name of the Pasta, and of the Sauce, and of the Holy Meatballs, RAmen
Hail Meatsauce, full of beef.
The Spaghetti Monster is with you.
Blessed are you among sauces,
And blessed is the spice from your shaker.
Heated Meatsauce, monster of taste,
Pray for us non-pirates
Now and at the hour of our hunger.
RAmen
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The prophet Bobby Henderson (pasta be upon him) speaks about evolution and creationism in the science classroom:
I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence.
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This faithful believer was touched by His Noodly Appendage!
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Jesus and the Noodly One have a faith-to-faith meeting.
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The Noodly One overseeing a beer volcano:
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The Pastafarian Heaven: stripper factories and beer volcanoes! :D :D :D :D
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His Noodliness recently honored Sydney, Australia with a visit to bless their harbor and opera house. All of the people Down Under bowed before the Noodly One and His Giant Meatballs.
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Every morning as I get out of bed, every time I am faced by a challenge, or a difficult decision, I ask myself...
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how sacreligious can u get?! >:(
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hmmmmmmmmm meatballs
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how sacreligious can u get?! >:(
Tell me about it dude. All those deluded fools out there worshiping fake deities like "Jesus" and "Buddha"... They turned their backs on the Noodly One, and now they are afflicted with wickedness in their hearts.
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Global warming is divine punishment from the Noodly One for mankind turning its back on piracy. The evidence is in this graph:
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You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.
The Prophet, Bobby Henderson (Pasta be upon him)
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Amen to that, you never get hungry, always there for you, Flying Spaghetti Monster, it's a fact.... yessss i saw him, yessss i did...... praise our lord!!!
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You know that's almost exactly like the ratio of how interesting a woman is when she takes about her cat versus how good looking she is.
hmmmm...........
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Beatmaster my brother, I had no idea you were a fellow Pastafarian.
Thank you for joining me in this thread of prayers and devotionals to the Noodly One.
May He touch you with His Noodly Appendage. RAmen.
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yesssss, yesssss i am, and i was there this morning at the all you can eat church of pasta, 12 there was at the table, ooooooooh yesssss, all colors, rosa, white, red meat sauce......
Ramen brother, Ramen
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Beatmaster, that news brings great joy to my heart. Props to you for sticking to the one true faith.
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In the beginning He created a Mountain, Trees, and a Midget.
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His Noodliness graced me with His presence, and touched me with His Noodly Appendage, and I falleth over in a fit of laughter. For His Sauciness is too much to bear, and the Noodle power nearly tickled me to death. But, I am forgiven for all the hamburgers I have eaten, and been welcomed into the world of Pasta.
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Soon, I became of the sauce. I was one with the noodle, combined with the Parmesan, as whole as the tomato. I was brought into the light of Boiling Water by the Creator himself, as was creed by our Savior.
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Be not afeared.
My noodle be with ye always;
Come, have a meatball,
and I will give ye beer.
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From the Gospel of John the Pastafarian:
15. “Truely, your Noodliness, I am but a humble servant, though I must confess
16. I cannot restrict myself this pleasure, for I do admit
17. I am in love with my meat, and I am in love with my balls.”
18. And the Flying Spaghetti Monster touched me with his noodly appendage
19. And said unto me “Surely my son, I do understand,
20. But what if you fill of the meat and the balls? Then you will not have tasted
21. The gloriousness of the pasta which has been presented unto you.”
22. And I humbled myself, and listened to his truth,
23. For in life, as in pasta, there is need for balance and companionship.
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The only problem with the FSM is that he is high carb... :-\
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Are you both homosexual?