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Title: Pussy
Post by: bigmc on September 10, 2007, 11:02:33 AM
So i am driving along and this little pillow biter cuts me up. I flash my headlights at him at which point the little cu nt starts making gestures at me.

He draws his finger across his throat and points at me unfortunately for him we hit a trafic jam.

I get out my car and go over. I try to open his door but he has locked it. The conversation goes like this.

Me " who are you threatening you little cu nt get out the fucking car"

Bitch " I'm sorry mate im a bit stressed im really sorry

Me " for fuck sake if you are going to go around acting hard at least have the balls to back it up, gesture at me again and il rip your fucking head off".

Little prick looked like he would shit himself, what a fag.
Title: Re: Pussy
Post by: JasonH on September 10, 2007, 11:26:03 AM
Are you Scottish? Sounds like the sort of thing a Glasweigian would say.
Title: Re: Pussy
Post by: bigmc on September 10, 2007, 11:31:41 AM
Are you Scottish? Sounds like the sort of thing a Glasweigian would say.

yes i am

however the incident was not me invading England after watching Braveheart
Title: Re: Pussy
Post by: JasonH on September 10, 2007, 11:37:15 AM
yes i am

however the incident was not me invading England after watching Braveheart

Haha, no worries man, fellow Scot here too. Unfortunately I'm in England now.
Title: Re: Pussy
Post by: bigmc on September 10, 2007, 11:39:56 AM
Haha, no worries man, fellow Scot here too. Unfortunately I'm in England now.

me to,

thats why i keep running into fuck wits
Title: Re: Pussy
Post by: CalvinH on September 10, 2007, 12:04:33 PM
So i am driving along and this little pillow biter cuts me up. I flash my headlights at him at which point the little cu nt starts making gestures at me.

He draws his finger across his throat and points at me unfortunately for him we hit a trafic jam.

I get out my car and go over. I try to open his door but he has locked it. The conversation goes like this.

Me " who are you threatening you little cu nt get out the fucking car"

Bitch " I'm sorry mate im a bit stressed im really sorry

Me " for fuck sake if you are going to go around acting hard at least have the balls to back it up, gesture at me again and il rip your fucking head off".

Little prick looked like he would shit himself, what a fag.





Have you thought of upping your pot dosage or maybe some valium or even some percs. ;D
Title: Re: Pussy
Post by: chaos on September 10, 2007, 05:58:17 PM
So i am driving along and this little pillow biter cuts me up. I flash my headlights at him at which point the little cu nt starts making gestures at me.

He draws his finger across his throat and points at me unfortunately for him we hit a trafic jam.

I get out my car and go over. I try to open his door but he has locked it. The conversation goes like this.

Me " who are you threatening you little cu nt get out the fucking car"

Bitch " I'm sorry mate im a bit stressed im really sorry

Me " for fuck sake if you are going to go around acting hard at least have the balls to back it up, gesture at me again and il rip your fucking head off".

Little prick looked like he would shit himself, what a fag.
you sound so intimidating and tough, thank goodness you're on the other side of "the pond" ::)
Title: Re: Pussy
Post by: danielson on September 10, 2007, 06:36:38 PM




Have you thought of upping your pot dosage or maybe some valium or even some percs. ;D

Good advice!
Title: Re: Pussy
Post by: bigmc on September 11, 2007, 12:16:10 AM
you sound so intimidating and tough, thank goodness you're on the other side of "the pond" ::)

i am not intimidating

just don't like being threatened

coming from a guy who keeps arranging to meet people off the internet for fights  ::)