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Title: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: BlueDevil on September 14, 2007, 08:31:52 AM
Hi guys,

I recently heard from the lady at my facial place that massaging your abs will reduce the fat there.

She told me to massage it clockwise 36 times, and then counterclockwise 36 times. She said if I did it everyday for a month, I will start to see results.

Has anyone tried and does it really work?

Thanks a lot !
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: affy on September 14, 2007, 08:32:34 AM
diet+exercise you lazy bastard
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: fleximus on September 14, 2007, 08:33:10 AM
Hi guys,

I recently heard from the lady at my facial place that massaging your abs will reduce the fat there.

She told me to massage it clockwise 36 times, and then counterclockwise 36 times. She said if I did it everyday for a month, I will start to see results.

Has anyone tried and does it really work?

Thanks a lot !

Nice try home slice.
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: Playboy on September 14, 2007, 08:33:55 AM
diet+exercise you lazy bastard
A true and honest answer. There are no subs for hard work.
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: Mars on September 14, 2007, 08:35:28 AM
i am massaging my balls right now.
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: BigCypriate on September 14, 2007, 08:35:55 AM
Hi guys,

I recently heard from the lady at my facial place that massaging your abs will reduce the fat there.

She told me to massage it clockwise 36 times, and then counterclockwise 36 times. She said if I did it everyday for a month, I will start to see results.

Has anyone tried and does it really work?

Thanks a lot !

Im sure your boyfriend can do it with his forehead and kill two birds with one stone!!!
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: Grundle on September 14, 2007, 08:36:23 AM
Blue Devil,


Aren't you the guy who was shot by a high powered rifle by your psychotic neighbor?
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: Army of One on September 14, 2007, 08:38:52 AM
Im sure your boyfriend can do it with his forehead and kill two birds with one stone!!!

HAHA Yes, his other boyfriend can sit on his face and do the other direction at the same time, maybe he should market his fatloss system, Dr Studkins New Fatloss Revolution
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: rockyfortune on September 14, 2007, 08:39:26 AM
No.

hope that helps.


rocky.
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: SteelePegasus on September 14, 2007, 08:40:52 AM
I don't see why it wouldn't work..give it shot and let us know
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: BlueDevil on September 14, 2007, 08:44:22 AM
Blue Devil,


Aren't you the guy who was shot by a high powered rifle by your psychotic neighbor?

Indeed I am.
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: BigCypriate on September 14, 2007, 08:49:43 AM
HAHA Yes, his other boyfriend can sit on his face and do the other direction at the same time, maybe he should market his fatloss system, Dr Studkins New Fatloss Revolution

hahahahaha yes db2431!!!! he is quite the little open anus surgeon isn't he?
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: youandme on September 14, 2007, 08:51:54 AM
no but if you massage your stomach right it will increase motility, and peristalsis and you can take a bigger shit, hope this helps.


Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: BlueDevil on September 14, 2007, 08:52:01 AM
hahahahaha yes db2431!!!! he is quite the little open anus surgeon isn't he?

LOL  ;D

Stay positive dude
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: Grundle on September 14, 2007, 08:52:39 AM
Indeed I am.


How many bullets hit you, where, and what caliber were they?
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on September 14, 2007, 08:54:18 AM
I recently heard from the lady at my facial place

Are you a chick?  If not, then why the fuck are you getting facials ??? 

haha, gayer than MisterMagoo aka Zach Gates trolling muscle bear sites for a hot date
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: BigCypriate on September 14, 2007, 09:01:37 AM
Are you a chick?  If not, then why the fuck are you getting facials ??? 

haha, gayer than MisterMagoo aka Zach Gates trolling muscle bear sites for a hot date

hahahahaha, are you suggesting that "Blue Devil's" facial place is not exactly the best place for a makeover and mango scrub, PANDEMONIUM?
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: Sexual Mustard on September 14, 2007, 09:04:22 AM
Hi guys,

I recently heard from the lady at my facial place that massaging your abs will reduce the fat there.

She told me to massage it clockwise 36 times, and then counterclockwise 36 times. She said if I did it everyday for a month, I will start to see results.

Has anyone tried and does it really work?

Thanks a lot !

Is this a fucking joke??
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on September 14, 2007, 09:07:00 AM
hahahahaha, are you suggesting that "Blue Devil's" facial place is not exactly the best place for a makeover and mango scrub, PANDEMONIUM?

hahah BigC, what I am suggesting is that this "facial place" has a sign hanging in front of it saying: "East End Bathhouse: No Condoms Allowed" ;D
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: emn1964 on September 14, 2007, 09:09:31 AM
Is this a fucking joke??

. . .a dude that gets a facial.  Hmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: Sir William Idol on September 14, 2007, 09:21:36 AM
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAA !!! A sucker is born every minute.  ;D

monster irony
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: Tapeworm on September 14, 2007, 09:24:02 AM
Yes, but exceed 30 times at your own risk.  You may become too ripped.

Eat avocados and egg yolks, supplement 1/2 cup of sea salt daily with lemon juice, and you must never eat a carb, not even one.

Or you could try daily cardio and a 15% calorie reduction.
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: BigCypriate on September 14, 2007, 09:29:31 AM
Yes, but exceed 30 times at your own risk.  You may become too ripped.

Eat avocados and egg yolks, supplement 1/2 cup of sea salt daily with lemon juice, and you must never eat a carb, not even one.

Or you could try daily cardio and a 15% calorie reduction.

yes good advice tapeworm!

equally as effective is becoming homeless for 6 months (this also good for a strong tan)

You could also eat some tapeworms and then kill them when you are at the required bf%, using some james blunt music strapped to your stomach!

Failing that just reduce calories in and do cardio 5 x a week
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: Tapeworm on September 14, 2007, 09:39:53 AM
Failing that just reduce calories in and do cardio 5 x a week

No need for that! 

Just keep it simple Big C.  An hour of sauna in the morning and again in the evening, not too much water since this causes bloating, don't have any dairy products or eat anything that can't be made into a soup, but feel free to eat all the bok choy you want, except after 6 pm when you shouldn't be eating anything but chili peppers.  It's too easy!
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: Camel Jockey on September 14, 2007, 09:41:06 AM
Hi guys,

I recently heard from the lady at my facial place that massaging your abs will reduce the fat there.

She told me to massage it clockwise 36 times, and then counterclockwise 36 times. She said if I did it everyday for a month, I will start to see results.

Has anyone tried and does it really work?

Thanks a lot !

Tell that bitch to stick to her area of anatomy, the face.
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: Croatch on September 14, 2007, 10:16:07 AM
No, but it works wonders on your own junk.  My dick is probably the leanest of all my body parts, so there must be some correlation.  A consistent 400 "massage strokes" per day since 13, works wonders!
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: onlyme on September 14, 2007, 12:38:33 PM
No, but it works wonders on your own junk.  My dick is probably the leanest of all my body parts, so there must be some correlation.  A consistent 400 "massage strokes" per day since 13, works wonders!

I have to agree with this.  But I can't last 400 strokes.  More like 15 to 20. Maybe thats why my dick is still so big.  I'm not getting good enough workouts.   ;D
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: Playboy on September 14, 2007, 01:44:48 PM
No, but it works wonders on your own junk.  My dick is probably the leanest of all my body parts, so there must be some correlation.  A consistent 400 "massage strokes" per day since 13, works wonders!
lmao
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: gordiano on September 14, 2007, 01:46:11 PM
i am massaging my balls right now.

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on September 14, 2007, 01:50:46 PM
Maybe thats why my dick is still so big. 

Your dick is probably so "big" because you weigh close to a quarter of a ton you fat sack of shit.
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: BlueDevil on September 14, 2007, 02:33:23 PM
Are you a chick?  If not, then why the fuck are you getting facials ??? 

haha, gayer than MisterMagoo aka Zach Gates trolling muscle bear sites for a hot date

I'm not gay dude  :D

I had acne all my life. Ashamed to say I even put wart remedies on my boils and spots. Unfortunately, the past year I have had a resurgence of considerable problems with acne on my chin and nose.

So that's why I have facials twice a week.

Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: onlyme on September 14, 2007, 07:25:21 PM
Your dick is probably so "big" because you weigh close to a quarter of a ton you fat sack of shit.

No matter how much you compliment me Squadpussy I will not let you see my cock.  Sorry you'll have to stick with going out with relatives.
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on September 14, 2007, 08:27:04 PM
No matter how much you compliment me Squadpussy I will not let you see my cock.  Sorry you'll have to stick with going out with relatives.

Why do you keep calling me Squadfather?  We're two different people.  Now, let's get back to the topic at hand: why do you bring up cocks every third post?  Are you trying to tell us something? :-\
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: G o a t b o y on September 14, 2007, 08:55:45 PM
Hi guys,

I recently heard from the lady at my facial place that massaging your abs will reduce the fat there.

She told me to massage it clockwise 36 times, and then counterclockwise 36 times. She said if I did it everyday for a month, I will start to see results.

Has anyone tried and does it really work?

Thanks a lot !


Please delete your account immediately.  You obviously don't meet Getbig's "minimum IQ" standard as listed in the Terms of Service.


Thank You.
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: suckmymuscle on September 14, 2007, 09:41:00 PM
Hi guys,

I recently heard from the lady at my facial place that massaging your abs will reduce the fat there.

She told me to massage it clockwise 36 times, and then counterclockwise 36 times. She said if I did it everyday for a month, I will start to see results.

Has anyone tried and does it really work?

Thanks a lot !

  Of course not. Fat loss is only achieved by a caloric deficit. The only way is to diet or suck the fat out via liposuction. Everything else is pseudo-science.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: nder98 on September 14, 2007, 09:42:43 PM
LMAO!! UUUmmmmmm no
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: onlyme on September 14, 2007, 10:46:25 PM
Why do you keep calling me Squadfather?  We're two different people.  Now, let's get back to the topic at hand: why do you bring up cocks every third post?  Are you trying to tell us something? :-\

sorry is it not time for you to change back. 
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on September 14, 2007, 11:52:00 PM
sorry is it not time for you to change back. 

Hey bitch, bring back your gimmick "beks"...I always enjoyed making "him" my bitch
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: Alex23 on September 15, 2007, 12:05:37 AM
Im sure your boyfriend can do it with his forehead and kill two birds with one stone!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: Alex23 on September 15, 2007, 12:08:12 AM
No, but it works wonders on your own junk.  My dick is probably the leanest of all my body parts, so there must be some correlation.  A consistent 400 "massage strokes" per day since 13, works wonders!


Thanks for sharing but we've already heard about it. Couple of skanks complaining about, I quote "that pencil dick ride on the 5'7" little monkey with the Napoleon complex was obviously a waste of time."
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: LatsMcGee on September 15, 2007, 12:10:50 AM
I'm not gay dude  :D

I had acne all my life. Ashamed to say I even put wart remedies on my boils and spots. Unfortunately, the past year I have had a resurgence of considerable problems with acne on my chin and nose.

So that's why I have facials twice a week.



Why don't you just get some proactive or rub your urine on your skin?  Thats supposed to work for that sort of thing.
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: Nuge on September 15, 2007, 08:38:56 PM
LMAO, doesn't even sound like Bluedevil.

Next time, do some research! It would be funnier!
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: BlueDevil on September 16, 2007, 02:11:39 AM
LMAO, doesn't even sound like Bluedevil.

Next time, do some research! It would be funnier!

Why would you say a thing like that dude  ???
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: Croatch on September 21, 2007, 03:58:58 AM
Quote
Thanks for sharing but we've already heard about it. Couple of skanks complaining about, I quote "that pencil dick ride on the 5'7" little monkey with the Napoleon complex was obviously a waste of time."
The 2nd grade called, they want their Monster Mentality back.
Why not throw in a "your dick's so small" or a "your mom is so fat" comment, for safe measure.
 ;)
You got me on that one Alex...I'm typing to mentally inferior beings on here.
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: Big Worm on September 21, 2007, 11:14:05 AM
Hi guys,

I recently heard from the lady at my facial place that massaging your abs will reduce the fat there.

She told me to massage it clockwise 36 times, and then counterclockwise 36 times. She said if I did it everyday for a month, I will start to see results.

Has anyone tried and does it really work?

Thanks a lot !
You ever eat a wicked meal...Then rub your belly when you were done ? Did the abs come in right after ?
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: BlueDevil on July 16, 2008, 05:10:47 AM

any new insights yet ?
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: ChestBrockwell on July 16, 2008, 06:00:15 AM
I'm not gay dude  :D

I had acne all my life. Ashamed to say I even put wart remedies on my boils and spots. Unfortunately, the past year I have had a resurgence of considerable problems with acne on my chin and nose.

So that's why I have facials twice a week.


Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: kevcat on July 16, 2008, 01:44:39 PM
Why dont you just jerk off your boyfriend and rub his semen on your stomach ?
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: Dballn247 on July 16, 2008, 01:47:43 PM
No
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: CalvinH on July 16, 2008, 02:00:36 PM
If thats the case then my ex would be an anorexic for all the times I hit her. :D
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: Beefjake on July 16, 2008, 11:03:25 PM
Toilet paper seems to work the other way around:

Coversation between wife and her husband;

W: Darling, I think my boobs are rather small. I truly wish that they were bigger.
H:  Well, why don't you try rubbig your chest with toilet paper?
W: Toilet paper, why... how... How could that work?
H: I really don't know but it truly seems to be workin with your ass!
Title: Re: Does massaging your abs really reduce stomach fat?
Post by: ChestBrockwell on July 17, 2008, 05:12:23 AM

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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."