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This is hilarious: Van Damme gets a major boner while dancing with a half-naked bitch on T.V. ;D What a legend!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2WKSjgJsCE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2WKSjgJsCE)
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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yes classic clip
van damme is the man
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hahhahahaha man
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WTF is that show? There's some brutal cage fighting on the monitor in the background, and they are mashing their crotches together watching it? :-X
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WTF is that show? There's some brutal cage fighting on the monitor in the background, and they are mashing their crotches together watching it? :-X
Thats bloodsport playing in the background! Can't blame the guy for getting a boner grinding on that chick. Has anyone seen Superbad? Evan makes a good argument about how guys shouldnt be ashamed of their boners pushing out on their pants
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he was one ugly fucker...and off the sauce he is even uglier.
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why you say that. van damme is a good looking dude
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brutally gay. why were you searching for the words boner and van damme on youtube? Did you also search for anal lube and cum in face?
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Do you think Van Damme could take AC Slater in a brutal cagefight?
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he was one ugly fucker...and off the sauce he is even uglier.
Houston, we have a meltdown. You're just bitter because Van Damme is the straightest man who ever walked the face of the Earth and a "guy" like you doesen't stand a chance of having him. ;)
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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van damme is the real deal
bodybuilder
fighter
actor
done it all
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brutally gay. why were you searching for the words boner and van damme on youtube? Did you also search for anal lube and cum in face?
Ready to get owned? I just typed "Blood Sport" on youtube and this video came on related search. And what is gay about a guy having a boner with a woman ???
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Thats bloodsport playing in the background! Can't blame the guy for getting a boner grinding on that chick. Has anyone seen Superbad? Evan makes a good argument about how guys shouldnt be ashamed of their boners pushing out on their pants
hahah Superbad = Instant Classic. Funny as hell movie
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Ready to get owned? I just typed "Blood Sport" on youtube and this video came on related search. And what is gay about a guy having a boner with a woman ???
SUCKMYMUSCLE
He's not gay. the guy searching youtube with the words 'boner' and 'vandamme' is gay.
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he's lost a ton of muscle over the years..
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He's not gay. the guy searching youtube with the words 'boner' and 'vandamme' is gay.
Well, that's not me, because I searched "Blood Sport", so go fuck yourself you son of a bitch! :D
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Well, that's not me, because I searched "Blood Sport", so go fuck yourself you son of a bitch! :D
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Blood sport??? Did you also try the usual TAPOUT,MMA, Shadow boxer, homo erotic anal gay for pay?
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Well, that's not me, because I searched "Blood Sport", so go fuck yourself you son of a bitch! :D
SUCKMYMUSCLE
I just looked up "bloodsport" on youtube and didn't see the boner video anywhere! Its still funny shit! I've seen it posted on other sites like ebaumsworld and gorillamask
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"If you have a decent body why not show it? I'm very proud of my butt. My close friend Sham greatly approves of it. He's a big fan."
-Jean Claude Van Damme (Wikipedia.org)
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I just looked up "bloodsport" on youtube and didn't see the boner video anywhere! Its still funny shit! I've seen it posted on other sites like ebaumsworld and gorillamask
hahahaha
suckmymuscle = owned ;D
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Houston, we have a meltdown. You're just bitter because Van Damme is the straightest man who ever walked the face of the Earth and a "guy" like you doesen't stand a chance of having him. ;)
SUCKMYMUSCLE
hahah, sounds like you are the one with the man crush on him.
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Great Van Damme story!
"One celebrity who wishes he’d never shown his fat Belgian face at Scores is Jean-Claude Van Damme. He was checking out the action one night, a few tables away from a guy named Chuck Zito. Zito’s a Hells Angel and a successful actor; he’s on that prison TV show Oz. He’s also a friend of the club. Everything’s cool until Van Damme tells a bouncer nicknamed Frankie Cannoli that “Zito has no heart. He’s a punk,” and Cannoli repeats the crack to Chuck. A few minutes later, when Van Damme pulls his face out of Peaches’ crotch, Chuck is standing right there and simply asks, “Did you call me a punk and say I have no heart?” Van Damme is silent, but he slowly removes his wire-rimmed glasses and slides them into his shirt pocket. If you went to Princeton, taking off your glasses means you just finished reading a book. For street guys, it means you’re ready to rumble. Chuck didn’t wait to see what would happen next: He punched Van Damme in the head so fast that the Muscles from Brussels never saw it coming. Cannoli, myself, and a few other bouncers jumped in and held Chuck back as the Hard Target cowered on the floor. Then I asked Van Damme to leave; he was most obliging."
http://www.maximonline.com/articles/index.aspx?a_id=364
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Van Damme takes on the Sandman.
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=R7mBMEoT1gE
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Great Van Damme story!
"One celebrity who wishes he’d never shown his fat Belgian face at Scores is Jean-Claude Van Damme. He was checking out the action one night, a few tables away from a guy named Chuck Zito. Zito’s a Hells Angel and a successful actor; he’s on that prison TV show Oz. He’s also a friend of the club. Everything’s cool until Van Damme tells a bouncer nicknamed Frankie Cannoli that “Zito has no heart. He’s a punk,” and Cannoli repeats the crack to Chuck. A few minutes later, when Van Damme pulls his face out of Peaches’ crotch, Chuck is standing right there and simply asks, “Did you call me a punk and say I have no heart?” Van Damme is silent, but he slowly removes his wire-rimmed glasses and slides them into his shirt pocket. If you went to Princeton, taking off your glasses means you just finished reading a book. For street guys, it means you’re ready to rumble. Chuck didn’t wait to see what would happen next: He punched Van Damme in the head so fast that the Muscles from Brussels never saw it coming. Cannoli, myself, and a few other bouncers jumped in and held Chuck back as the Hard Target cowered on the floor. Then I asked Van Damme to leave; he was most obliging."
http://www.maximonline.com/articles/index.aspx?a_id=364
hogwash.........its all hearsay!!
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hahah, sounds like you are the one with the man crush on him.
Sure. Whatver you say, faggola. ::)
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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;D
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This is hilarious: Van Damme gets a major boner while dancing with a half-naked bitch on T.V. ;D What a legend!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2WKSjgJsCE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2WKSjgJsCE)
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Are you trying to be gay or are you just born that way?
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Google "wrestlers/boners" to make your man-candy dreams come true :-X