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Any tips i can say to the docktor?
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Any tips i can say to the docktor?
Try this:
Hey doc, you and I both know that i'll never get a job, we both also know I have a cocktail of AIDS and herpes in my blood stream. You either sign the forms opening up my pension, or I stab you with your fountain pen, bite my lip hard enough to draw blood and then spit into your wound. Choice is yours!
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I dont got AIDS or herpes that i know of but the docktor do know i am never gonna work
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How are you going to get your money out of the plan by seeing a doctor?
Are you trying to get a disability distribution from the retirement plan?
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How are you going to get your money out of the plan by seeing a doctor?
Are you trying to get a disability distribution from the retirement plan?
Don't you got like disability pension were you live?
I'm planning to move to the Philippines or Vietnam maybe Thailand and live like a king
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Don't you got like disability pension were you live?
I'm planning to move to the Philippines or Vietnam maybe Thailand and live like a king
I'm sorry, I thought you had a serious question about your pension. I'm a lawyer in that line of work.
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I dont got AIDS or herpes that i know of but the docktor do know i am never gonna work
Just tell him you have! Also tell him you've got a date with his daughter and intend to do anal, bareback!
He'll shit his pants and give you the disability pension of kings!
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I'm sorry, I thought you had a serious question about your pension. I'm a lawyer in that line of work.
This is a very serious question
If i don't get my pension before i turn 30 i think i kill myself
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If i don't get my pension before i turn 30 i think i kill myself
Tell him this, I'm sure the mental health services will provide you with a nice one room apartment and a cosy straight jacket and gimp mask.
(http://www.noahshachtman.com/images/straight%20jacket.jpg)
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This is a very serious question
If i don't get my pension before i turn 30 i think i kill myself
Oh well, it won't be a massive loss for mankind.
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Tell him this, I'm sure the mental health services will provide you with a nice one room apartment and a cosy straight jacket and gimp mask.
(http://www.noahshachtman.com/images/straight%20jacket.jpg)
Yeah you like making jokes i know but i got 2 friend that got there pension (dirty Arabs) at the same age as me and they both could work if they wanted to
I never worked a day in my life and i been to many docktors and i'm still on the wellfare :'(
Why should this dirty Arabs have pension but not me
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Because european governments are fucking disgrace.
Just ask AMC, he's the type of bastard that wins these muslims their fucking lovely free money, don't yah AMC? >:(
LOL @ "i got 2 friend that got there pension (dirty Arabs)"
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Because european governments are fucking disgrace.
Just ask AMC, he's the type of bastard that wins these muslims their fucking lovely free money, don't yah AMC? >:(
LOL @ "i got 2 friend that got there pension (dirty Arabs)"
I never call them dirty Arabs to there face but some day thay is got to pay they make 500USD/week doing nothing and they still complane about my country. my welfare is only half of that >:(
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Because european governments are fucking disgrace.
Just ask AMC, he's the type of bastard that wins these muslims their fucking lovely free money, don't yah AMC? >:(
LOL @ "i got 2 friend that got there pension (dirty Arabs)"
I'm starting a Human Rights module this year. If the Royal Marines thing doesn't come off, I will become a fat cat immigration lawyer.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!