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Title: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: Man of Steel on September 27, 2007, 05:12:24 PM
Went to the gym last night and came across an old man I know.....hell of a nice guy....the kinda guy you immediately respect and look up to.   He's a widower, still in decent shape (lean, thin older man...runner type), educated, veteran, father, businessman....just a good guy.  Anyways, we're chatting briefly before he moves on to his next movement.   I'm busy doing my stuff close by when I see a couple 20-something punks approach him from behind and say, "dude, you're on our heat....you can't just jump in on someone's spot whenever you feel like it."   This man doesn't hear well, had on his headphones and had his back to these cocky 170lb behemoth guidos so he's got no idea they're talkin to him.   He finishes what he's doin, stands up, turns around and these punks are practically in his face all amped and start sayin, "what's your problem old man?  finally you're finished!!"  I can see he's both embarassed and startled so I decide "nope fvck that shit" and walk over to those massive beasts and say, "excuse me fellas, but me and my partner aren't finished yet....go on over there somewhere and pump each other for a few more minutes...I'll let you know when you can come back."  They didn't say a damn thing, grabbed their shit and when didn't see em again AHAHAHAHAHA....little guido pussies.
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: The Squadfather on September 27, 2007, 05:15:01 PM
hahahahhaa, good work MOS these little shitstains are a dime a dozen, scared of their own shadow.
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: Man of Steel on September 27, 2007, 05:21:13 PM
hahahahhaa, good work MOS these little shitstains are a dime a dozen, scared of their own shadow.

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!  All these cocky, hairgel'd, guido, clubkid fagggots are a fvckin riot to watch....they spend more time admiring their 165lb frames in the mirror and talkin on their pussy little razor phones than they do liftin any weights.....can't stand those greasy wastes of space.
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: The Squadfather on September 27, 2007, 05:24:17 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!  All these cocky, hairgel'd, guido, clubkid fagggots are a fvckin riot to watch....they spend more time admiring their 165lb frames in the mirror and talkin on their pussy little razor phones than they do liftin any weights.....can't stand those greasy wastes of space.
hahahahhaa, reminds me of the "man" i saw training shoulders today, 4 sets of one arm "arnold" presses with a 35 pound db, 4 sets of smith seated presses behind neck with a 25 pounder on each side and then a half hour of various raises with a pair of 15's, what a beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: chaos on September 27, 2007, 05:24:56 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!  All these cocky, hairgel'd, guido, clubkid fagggots are a fvckin riot to watch....they spend more time admiring their 165lb frames in the mirror and talkin on their pussy little razor phones than they do liftin any weights.....can't stand those greasy wastes of space.
why the fuck would someone bring a phone into the gym anyways? And most of those little kunts look like they spent a couple hours "doing" their hair before they go to the gym
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: haider on September 27, 2007, 05:25:33 PM
you guys are so racist! ???
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: Big Worm on September 27, 2007, 05:27:32 PM
Went to the gym last night and came across an old man I know.....hell of a nice guy....the kinda guy you immediately respect and look up to.   He's a widower, still in decent shape (lean, thin older man...runner type), educated, veteran, father, businessman....just a good guy.  Anyways, we're chatting briefly before he moves on to his next movement.   I'm busy doing my stuff close by when I see a couple 20-something punks approach him from behind and say, "dude, you're on our heat....you can't just jump in on someone's spot whenever you feel like it."   This man doesn't hear well, had on his headphones and had his back to these cocky 170lb behemoth guidos so he's got no idea they're talkin to him.   He finishes what he's doin, stands up, turns around and these punks are practically in his face all amped and start sayin, "what's your problem old man?  finally you're finished!!"  I can see he's both embarassed and startled so I decide "nope fvck that shit" and walk over to those massive beasts and say, "excuse me fellas, but me and my partner aren't finished yet....go on over there somewhere and pump each other for a few more minutes...I'll let you know when you can come back."  They didn't say a damn thing, grabbed their shit and when didn't see em again AHAHAHAHAHA....little guido pussies.
Well done!!
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: Man of Steel on September 27, 2007, 05:27:44 PM
hahahahhaa, reminds me of the "man" i saw training shoulders today, 4 sets of one arm "arnold" presses with a 35 pound db, 4 sets of smith seated presses behind neck with a 25 pounder on each side and the a half hour of various raises with a pair of 15's, what a beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAAHAHAH!!!  Exactly, nothin pisses me off like having to wait on some little douche for a bar or smith cause he's gotta do 12 sets of half squats with a 45lb plate on either side of the bar for 10 reps a set......each set always followed by 5 minutes of stretching and a water fountain trip........can't we weed out these fvckers before they're issued memberships?
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: chaos on September 27, 2007, 05:28:39 PM
HAHAAHAHAH!!!  Exactly, nothin pisses me off like having to wait on some little douche for a bar or smith cause he's gotta do 12 sets of half squats with a 45lb plate on either side of the bar for 10 reps a set......each set always followed by 5 minutes of stretching and a water fountain trip........can't we weed out these fvckers before they're issued memberships?
then who would we point and laugh at ???
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: MB_722 on September 27, 2007, 05:34:58 PM
Went to the gym last night and came across an old man I know.....hell of a nice guy....the kinda guy you immediately respect and look up to.   He's a widower, still in decent shape (lean, thin older man...runner type), educated, veteran, father, businessman....just a good guy.  Anyways, we're chatting briefly before he moves on to his next movement.   I'm busy doing my stuff close by when I see a couple 20-something punks approach him from behind and say, "dude, you're on our heat....you can't just jump in on someone's spot whenever you feel like it."   This man doesn't hear well, had on his headphones and had his back to these cocky 170lb behemoth guidos so he's got no idea they're talkin to him.   He finishes what he's doin, stands up, turns around and these punks are practically in his face all amped and start sayin, "what's your problem old man?  finally you're finished!!"  I can see he's both embarassed and startled so I decide "nope fvck that shit" and walk over to those massive beasts and say, "excuse me fellas, but me and my partner aren't finished yet....go on over there somewhere and pump each other for a few more minutes...I'll let you know when you can come back."  They didn't say a damn thing, grabbed their shit and when didn't see em again AHAHAHAHAHA....little guido pussies.

hahaha

nice one.
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: ManBearPig... on September 27, 2007, 05:38:43 PM
and that is why i cancelled my gym membership.
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: haider on September 27, 2007, 05:39:57 PM
and that is why i cancelled my gym membership.
did u get married yet, fatass?
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: ManBearPig... on September 27, 2007, 05:45:12 PM
did u get married yet, fatass?

yep, living in marital bliss for one month, 16 days and 7.5 hours now.

only 50 more years til i'm dead and free! ;D
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: Man of Steel on September 27, 2007, 05:46:35 PM
yep, living in marital bliss for one month, 16 days and 7.5 hours now.

only 50 more years til i'm dead and free! ;D

Welcome to hell noob.
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: D.L. 5 on September 27, 2007, 06:56:11 PM
HAHAAHAHAH!!!  Exactly, nothin pisses me off like having to wait on some little douche for a bar or smith cause he's gotta do 12 sets of half squats with a 45lb plate on either side of the bar for 10 reps a set......each set always followed by 5 minutes of stretching and a water fountain trip........can't we weed out these fvckers before they're issued memberships?

my gym fuckin sucks compared to american gyms.

we have only one leg extension, one hack squat, one leg press machine and two smith machines. and powerlifting room for two people to deadlift simultaneously.

There is always some one on one of them. really annoying.

what does your typical us gym have, way more than that?
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: haider on September 27, 2007, 07:02:07 PM
yep, living in marital bliss for one month, 16 days and 7.5 hours now.

only 50 more years til i'm dead and free! ;D
sweet, congrats bro! :D
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: kiwiol on September 27, 2007, 07:49:28 PM
hahahahhaa, reminds me of the "man" i saw training shoulders today, 4 sets of one arm "arnold" presses with a 35 pound db, 4 sets of smith seated presses behind neck with a 25 pounder on each side and then a half hour of various raises with a pair of 15's, what a beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you say Hi to Milos, Sarcasm? ;D
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: Alex23 on September 27, 2007, 07:56:19 PM
HAHAHAHAHAH excellent job MOS!!!! I almost had tears of joy reading this.

Every gym in America should have a guy like you hanging around, cleaning the "TapOuF" shirt wearing skidmarks and make the old timers be respected the way they deserve to be.

As well, You could've simply whistled from 20 feet away to make them turn around and scare the shit out of their 170lb minds with a simple calf flexing.
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: Army of One on September 27, 2007, 08:06:55 PM
Went to the gym last night and came across an old man I know.....hell of a nice guy....the kinda guy you immediately respect and look up to.   He's a widower, still in decent shape (lean, thin older man...runner type), educated, veteran, father, businessman....just a good guy.  Anyways, we're chatting briefly before he moves on to his next movement.   I'm busy doing my stuff close by when I see a couple 20-something punks approach him from behind and say, "dude, you're on our heat....you can't just jump in on someone's spot whenever you feel like it."   This man doesn't hear well, had on his headphones and had his back to these cocky 170lb behemoth guidos so he's got no idea they're talkin to him.   He finishes what he's doin, stands up, turns around and these punks are practically in his face all amped and start sayin, "what's your problem old man?  finally you're finished!!"  I can see he's both embarassed and startled so I decide "nope fvck that shit" and walk over to those massive beasts and say, "excuse me fellas, but me and my partner aren't finished yet....go on over there somewhere and pump each other for a few more minutes...I'll let you know when you can come back."  They didn't say a damn thing, grabbed their shit and when didn't see em again AHAHAHAHAHA....little guido pussies.

MY GOD, WHAT A BEAST!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on September 27, 2007, 11:11:36 PM
Went to the gym last night and came across an old man I know.....hell of a nice guy....the kinda guy you immediately respect and look up to.   He's a widower, still in decent shape (lean, thin older man...runner type), educated, veteran, father, businessman....just a good guy.  Anyways, we're chatting briefly before he moves on to his next movement.   I'm busy doing my stuff close by when I see a couple 20-something punks approach him from behind and say, "dude, you're on our heat....you can't just jump in on someone's spot whenever you feel like it."   This man doesn't hear well, had on his headphones and had his back to these cocky 170lb behemoth guidos so he's got no idea they're talkin to him.   He finishes what he's doin, stands up, turns around and these punks are practically in his face all amped and start sayin, "what's your problem old man?  finally you're finished!!"  I can see he's both embarassed and startled so I decide "nope fvck that shit" and walk over to those massive beasts and say, "excuse me fellas, but me and my partner aren't finished yet....go on over there somewhere and pump each other for a few more minutes...I'll let you know when you can come back."  They didn't say a damn thing, grabbed their shit and when didn't see em again AHAHAHAHAHA....little guido pussies.

Great job cleaning house man.  Knowing what a monster you are build-wise, I can just see those little cum guzzlers running to a bathroom stall and getting into the fetal position 8)
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: Don Miracle on September 27, 2007, 11:14:23 PM
you guys are so racist! ???

Simmer down, Saddam.
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on September 27, 2007, 11:15:38 PM
epic grammar with monster homosexual undertones

Hey skid mark, I'm willing to bet MOS carries more muscle in his right forearm than you carry in your whole body.  You should try lifting weights sometime...try using the gym for something other than "servicing" the middle aged sweaty stinkbears after their workouts in the showers.
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: Mars on September 28, 2007, 01:14:07 AM
Hahaha they wont recover.
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: CalvinH on September 28, 2007, 05:49:05 AM
Went to the gym last night and came across an old man I know.....hell of a nice guy....the kinda guy you immediately respect and look up to.   He's a widower, still in decent shape (lean, thin older man...runner type), educated, veteran, father, businessman....just a good guy.  Anyways, we're chatting briefly before he moves on to his next movement.   I'm busy doing my stuff close by when I see a couple 20-something punks approach him from behind and say, "dude, you're on our heat....you can't just jump in on someone's spot whenever you feel like it."   This man doesn't hear well, had on his headphones and had his back to these cocky 170lb behemoth guidos so he's got no idea they're talkin to him.   He finishes what he's doin, stands up, turns around and these punks are practically in his face all amped and start sayin, "what's your problem old man?  finally you're finished!!"  I can see he's both embarassed and startled so I decide "nope fvck that shit" and walk over to those massive beasts and say, "excuse me fellas, but me and my partner aren't finished yet....go on over there somewhere and pump each other for a few more minutes...I'll let you know when you can come back."  They didn't say a damn thing, grabbed their shit and when didn't see em again AHAHAHAHAHA....little guido pussies.






 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: Man of Steel on September 28, 2007, 08:06:00 AM
you guys are so racist! ???

I appreciate that!!
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on September 28, 2007, 08:16:12 AM
Went to the gym last night and came across an old man I know.....hell of a nice guy....the kinda guy you immediately respect and look up to.   He's a widower, still in decent shape (lean, thin older man...runner type), educated, veteran, father, businessman....just a good guy.  Anyways, we're chatting briefly before he moves on to his next movement.   I'm busy doing my stuff close by when I see a couple 20-something punks approach him from behind and say, "dude, you're on our heat....you can't just jump in on someone's spot whenever you feel like it."   This man doesn't hear well, had on his headphones and had his back to these cocky 170lb behemoth guidos so he's got no idea they're talkin to him.   He finishes what he's doin, stands up, turns around and these punks are practically in his face all amped and start sayin, "what's your problem old man?  finally you're finished!!"  I can see he's both embarassed and startled so I decide "nope fvck that shit" and walk over to those massive beasts and say, "excuse me fellas, but me and my partner aren't finished yet....go on over there somewhere and pump each other for a few more minutes...I'll let you know when you can come back."  They didn't say a damn thing, grabbed their shit and when didn't see em again AHAHAHAHAHA....little guido pussies.

VERY well done.  Nice work on sticking up for a mild older fella. 
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: Man of Steel on September 28, 2007, 10:50:33 AM
VERY well done.  Nice work on sticking up for a mild older fella. 

Sometimes the youngbloods gotta stand up for the oldtimers.....he woulda handled himself with class, but those greaseballs needed to be put down with a bit less tact IMO.
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on September 28, 2007, 10:57:03 AM
Sometimes the youngbloods gotta stand up for the oldtimers.....he woulda handled himself with class, but those greaseballs needed to be put down with a bit less tact IMO.

MOS, how do you think Magoo would have reacted in this situation?
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: Man of Steel on September 28, 2007, 11:09:31 AM
MOS, how do you think Magoo would have reacted in this situation?

AHAHAHAAH!!!  In all honesty, he probably woulda bitched slapped em and sent em packin.





Of course he'd woulda fvcked em first.
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on September 28, 2007, 11:19:26 AM
What the fuck.  I was just at subway and some really hot blonde was in line behind me and some douche walks up to her and gives her a dollar saying something about his spank bank.  I was in disbelief and I asked her if she heard what he said and she said no.  I explained to her he made a rude comment and she gave me the dollar and told me to go out in the parking lot and give it back to him, but he was gone.  Now I feel like a schmoe for not kicking the guy right in the restaurant.
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: Man of Steel on September 28, 2007, 11:21:39 AM
What the fuck.  I was just at subway and some really hot blonde was in line behind me and some douche walks up to her and gives her a dollar saying something about his spank bank.  I was in disbelief and I asked her if she heard what he said and she said no.  I explained to her he made a rude comment and she gave me the dollar and told me to go out in the parking lot and give it back to him, but he was gone.  Now I feel like a schmoe for not kicking the guy right in the restaurant.

Ok, first a couple of important things: one, did you end up bangin the blonde; two, how big were her tits?   
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on September 28, 2007, 11:23:07 AM
What the fuck.  I was just at subway and some really hot blonde was in line behind me and some douche walks up to her and gives her a dollar saying something about his spank bank.  I was in disbelief and I asked her if she heard what he said and she said no.  I explained to her he made a rude comment and she gave me the dollar and told me to go out in the parking lot and give it back to him, but he was gone.  Now I feel like a schmoe for not kicking the guy right in the restaurant.

Translation: MOS told an awesome story about owning some fags and I feel left out so I am going to lie about something really stupid to look cool ::)
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on September 28, 2007, 11:23:35 AM
Ok, first a couple of important things: one, did you end up bangin the blonde; two, how big were her tits?   

No, This shit just happened like 2 minutes ago.  I didnt bang here and her boobs werent very big but she was REALLY REALLY HOT!   It sucks trying to hit on chicks in a restaurant when theres like 10 people around.
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on September 28, 2007, 11:24:32 AM
Translation: MOS told an awesome story about owning some fags and I feel left out so I am going to lie about something really stupid to look cool ::)

Nope, this actually just happened. Besides, I totally blew it, im not bragging at all.  I dropped the ball big-time
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on September 28, 2007, 11:26:06 AM
Nope, this actually just happened. Besides, I totally blew it, im not bragging at all.  I dropped the ball big-time

haha, relax bro I was just giving you shit. ;D
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on September 28, 2007, 11:39:00 AM
haha, relax bro I was just giving you shit. ;D

How the hell do you get a girl's number while standing in line at subway. Its so awkard, theres people standing around listening in, the subway people are all weird, it sucks!  Its as difficult as the roommate switch?  If anybody has any idea's please let me know!
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: JimmyThomson on September 28, 2007, 11:39:45 AM
Glad to hear your standing up for us old guys. Mind you, I'm 73 and if these wee tossers had tried that on me I would have beaten the pure fuck out the wee Bawbags.
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: anvil on September 28, 2007, 11:40:56 AM
BRUTAL OWNAGE OF GUIDO CHEESEDICKS, I can see it now...  ;D

Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on September 28, 2007, 11:41:31 AM
Glad to hear your standing up for us old guys. Mind you, I'm 73 and if these wee tossers had tried that on me I would have beaten the pure fuck out the wee Bawbags.

Wee-tossers!  Im betting back when you were young kids like that really took a beating didnt they!
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on September 28, 2007, 11:45:59 AM
CLASSIC!

Sorry if you've seen it already

Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: JimmyThomson on September 28, 2007, 11:48:41 AM
Wee-tossers!  Im betting back when you were young kids like that really took a beating didnt they!

When I was a young man in the 1950's in Glasgow if any young pups had behaved like that they would have a Glasgow smile carved into their faces with an open razor. The Police would then arrest them and spend half an hour beating them in the back of the Police van. 2 weeks later their parents would identify their bodies as they were dug out of a shallow grave.  Ah, the good old days  :)
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: dr.chimps on September 28, 2007, 11:51:36 AM
epic grammar with monster homosexual undertones
Grammar is just fine for conversational English. He could have said 'my partner and me/I,' but that might of just confused the douchebags instead of sending them a warning. We wouldn't want that now, would we, noob? 
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on September 28, 2007, 11:52:50 AM
When I was a young man in the 1950's in Glasgow if any young pups had behaved like that they would have a Glasgow smile carved into their faces with an open razor. The Police would then arrest them and spend half an hour beating them in the back of the Police van. 2 weeks later their parents would identify their bodies as they were dug out of a shallow grave.  Ah, the good old days  :)

You can't do any of that shit anymore.  I got a DC with injury for pushing some douchebag down and giving him a few bruises on his back.  $302 fine.
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: Man of Steel on September 28, 2007, 11:59:41 AM
BRUTAL OWNAGE OF GUIDO CHEESEDICKS, I can see it now...  ;D



AHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!   That's goin on the fridge!!
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: Option D on September 28, 2007, 12:03:16 PM
Good work mos...For real
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: natural al on September 28, 2007, 01:37:59 PM
HAHAAHAHAH!!!  Exactly, nothin pisses me off like having to wait on some little douche for a bar or smith cause he's gotta do 12 sets of half squats with a 45lb plate on either side of the bar for 10 reps a set......each set always followed by 5 minutes of stretching and a water fountain trip........can't we weed out these fvckers before they're issued memberships?

man you're arms are 3 times bigger than your head...it's a good thing those guys took off.
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: Man of Steel on September 28, 2007, 02:08:24 PM
man you're arms are 3 times bigger than your head...it's a good thing those guys took off.

AHAAHAHAHAH!!!  The avatar settings stretched the pic....I just wish they were that big.
Title: Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
Post by: Cap on September 28, 2007, 06:45:43 PM
MOS, its actually kind of funny to hear this story because I see these douchebags every time I work out with their lame tats, guido hair cuts and the cut off shirts slit down to their waists.  It's quite sad, esp when they walk around like they are about to kill someone and then....











they shadow box.  ;D