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Title: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 29, 2007, 01:58:49 PM
When the judges proclaim Jay Cutler the victor and Dennis Wolf sixth at best.  And Victor second, and Dexter fourth, probably.

Jay will give an interview which should be recorded and sold as a cure for insomnia.

Then Chicherillo may come on here to justify the official line and tell us that we weren't there, but he was, and his sense of aesthetics is far better developed than ours (granted, his phrasing will be somewhat different).  He will probably use the phrase "peanut gallery" multiple times, and feel that he has conducted himself well among the getbig denizens.

Then MadMax will come on for a minute to gloat . . . confident that somehow his idol deserved the victory. . . he will embody the adage that love is blind.

Meanwhile, most of getbig will be in uproar.  Mcfarland and Special Ed will respectively philosophize about and satirize the evening's proceedings.

Hulkster will still be brooding over the demise of Ronnie, the son of God.

NarcDeity will be happy as long as a white man wins.  he'll make some stabs at objectivity, suggesting the merits of Dexter or Victor, but he knows what's important.

Slayer and MattT will both be melting down all over the board w increasing incoherence, desperately trying to convince themselves that their pov is the right one.

The Coach will be yammering on about insulin.

Disgusted might join him, quietly bemoaning the ascendance once more of Jay. 

All will be well with the world.  None of us will really be surprised.

We all knew that Dennis would come in looking amazing and be shafted.  The same with Victor and Dexter. 

It's all just part of the bb soap opera.

I hope someone makes a thread about how ridiculous Servio looks when he tries to imitate the Myth.
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: Disgusted on September 29, 2007, 02:00:42 PM
Hahaha, you called it on the money. You just gave me good reason not to watch the show tonight.  ;D
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: Bluto on September 29, 2007, 02:01:05 PM
sounds good to me  8)
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: mesmorph78 on September 29, 2007, 02:01:41 PM
90% true post
... ;D ;D ;D
funny too
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: Benito Mutumbo on September 29, 2007, 02:01:55 PM
I'm prepared to be outraged by the results.  It never fails..

That said..  I'm really looking forward to it..
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: realkarateblackbelt on September 29, 2007, 02:02:25 PM
Jay is deserving of a win.

Victor Martinez looks like shit. He's way overrated. You all need to get off his nuts, seriously.

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j51/realkarateblackbelt/index.php.jpg)

Needs more muscle, and looks soft as Jay or worse.
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: gordiano on September 29, 2007, 02:03:21 PM
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!


I bet there will be a riot at the Orleans........it will be a gruesome scene.....thongs, oil, everywhere!
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: bigdumbbell on September 29, 2007, 02:03:33 PM
I'm ordering pizza and having ice cream fuck the training
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: corinth on September 29, 2007, 02:03:48 PM
Haha....well done!  and spot on.

It should be a fun night.
 ;D
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: Monster81 on September 29, 2007, 02:03:56 PM
why would Slayer meltdown if Jay gets the victory
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: Benito Mutumbo on September 29, 2007, 02:04:49 PM
I'm ordering pizza and having ice cream fuck the training

Sounds good.  But I'm adding a bottle of Scotch.
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: JasonH on September 29, 2007, 02:06:05 PM
Haha. This is the most fucked up Mr Olympia in years.
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: MAXX on September 29, 2007, 02:08:37 PM
it will be a travesty to see Colemans posingroutine.

probably something spectacular like last year which will make it even more sad  :-\

Oh and Wolf will get shafted hard  >:(
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on September 29, 2007, 02:11:41 PM
algebra hit it on the head
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: Zach Trowbridge on September 29, 2007, 02:15:11 PM
I've prepared to riot by purchasing a 9-iron, a water buffalo, ten pounds of ice chips, and two Alanis Morrissette cd's.  Let the games begin.
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: Master Blaster on September 29, 2007, 02:15:17 PM
Haha. This is the most fucked up Mr Olympia in years.

Hahahaha, so true!

Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on September 29, 2007, 02:16:03 PM
why would Slayer meltdown if Jay gets the victory

He will, "slayer" is known for his brutal meltdowns.
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: MB_722 on September 29, 2007, 02:16:10 PM
When the judges proclaim Jay Cutler the victor and Dennis Wolf sixth at best.  And Victor second, and Dexter fourth, probably.

Jay will give an interview which should be recorded and sold as a cure for insomnia.

Then Chicherillo may come on here to justify the official line and tell us that we weren't there, but he was, and his sense of aesthetics is far better developed than ours (granted, his phrasing will be somewhat different).  He will probably use the phrase "peanut gallery" multiple times, and feel that he has conducted himself well among the getbig denizens.

Then MadMax will come on for a minute to gloat . . . confident that somehow his idol deserved the victory. . . he will embody the adage that love is blind.

Meanwhile, most of getbig will be in uproar.  Mcfarland and Special Ed will respectively philosophize about and satirize the evening's proceedings.

Hulkster will still be brooding over the demise of Ronnie, the son of God.

NarcDeity will be happy as long as a white man wins.  he'll make some stabs at objectivity, suggesting the merits of Dexter or Victor, but he knows what's important.

Slayer and MattT will both be melting down all over the board w increasing incoherence, desperately trying to convince themselves that their pov is the right one.

The Coach will be yammering on about insulin.

Disgusted might join him, quietly bemoaning the ascendance once more of Jay. 

All will be well with the world.  None of us will really be surprised.

We all knew that Dennis would come in looking amazing and be shafted.  The same with Victor and Dexter. 

It's all just part of the bb soap opera.

I hope someone makes a thread about how ridiculous Servio looks when he tries to imitate the Myth.


LOL, spot on

It's funny how everyone is complaining about the robbery that is going to happen tonight and we all know it.  ;D
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: marcus on September 29, 2007, 02:20:40 PM
Awesome post.

Jay is deserving of a win.

Victor Martinez looks like shit. He's way overrated. You all need to get off his nuts, seriously.

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j51/realkarateblackbelt/index.php.jpg)

Needs more muscle, and looks soft as Jay or worse.

I didn't realize it till I saw this pic but I never really looked at him before either. His waist is too big and his skin seems really thick there which isn't helping. His legs have an odd shape, at least to me anyway, and as someone mentioned in another thread, there seems to be oil in his biceps as well as his calves. Overrated.
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: slayer on September 29, 2007, 02:22:32 PM
me, cant wait to hear big jays name announced as mr o , so i can listen to all the bitches crying how victor smooth legs was robbed!


should be a great popcorn event !
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: bigdumbbell on September 29, 2007, 02:24:51 PM
what time is the night show
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: Benito Mutumbo on September 29, 2007, 02:32:34 PM
9:30pm est
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: marcus on September 29, 2007, 02:41:02 PM
me, cant wait to hear big jays name announced as mr o , so i can listen to all the bitches crying how victor smooth legs was robbed!


should be a great popcorn event !

So how's it feel knowing Jay didn't earn the win?
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: dr.chimps on September 29, 2007, 02:44:06 PM
A most excellent post. Gold star on the refrigerator for you.
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on September 29, 2007, 02:47:47 PM
When the judges proclaim Jay Cutler the victor and Dennis Wolf sixth at best.  And Victor second, and Dexter fourth, probably.

Jay will give an interview which should be recorded and sold as a cure for insomnia.

Then Chicherillo may come on here to justify the official line and tell us that we weren't there, but he was, and his sense of aesthetics is far better developed than ours (granted, his phrasing will be somewhat different).  He will probably use the phrase "peanut gallery" multiple times, and feel that he has conducted himself well among the getbig denizens.

Then MadMax will come on for a minute to gloat . . . confident that somehow his idol deserved the victory. . . he will embody the adage that love is blind.

Meanwhile, most of getbig will be in uproar.  Mcfarland and Special Ed will respectively philosophize about and satirize the evening's proceedings.

Hulkster will still be brooding over the demise of Ronnie, the son of God.

NarcDeity will be happy as long as a white man wins.  he'll make some stabs at objectivity, suggesting the merits of Dexter or Victor, but he knows what's important.

Slayer and MattT will both be melting down all over the board w increasing incoherence, desperately trying to convince themselves that their pov is the right one.

The Coach will be yammering on about insulin.

Disgusted might join him, quietly bemoaning the ascendance once more of Jay. 

All will be well with the world.  None of us will really be surprised.

We all knew that Dennis would come in looking amazing and be shafted.  The same with Victor and Dexter. 

It's all just part of the bb soap opera.

I hope someone makes a thread about how ridiculous Servio looks when he tries to imitate the Myth.

good shit
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: Brutal_1 on September 29, 2007, 03:02:37 PM

good post  ;)


All the more reason to watch a REAL ass whoopin and watch the SC game instead of the O  ;D


By the way....does anyone know if Trey still calls him "servio"  :D   classic!
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: Croatch on September 29, 2007, 03:07:52 PM
haha, Nice post.  Even funnier, is when it's right on the money tonight.  Despite the general fakeness in bodybuilding, drugs, synthol, gh, etc...the judging isn't even "true".  What a sad event, for sure, but like a trainwreck, you can't help but watch.
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: Master Blaster on September 29, 2007, 03:21:35 PM
haha, Nice post.  Even funnier, is when it's right on the money tonight.  Despite the general fakeness in bodybuilding, drugs, synthol, gh, etc...the judging isn't even "true".  What a sad event, for sure, but like a trainwreck, you can't help but watch.

Exactly, you keep straining your neck to get a glimpse of all the dead boddies!
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 29, 2007, 05:17:51 PM
good post  ;)


All the more reason to watch a REAL ass whoopin and watch the SC game instead of the O  ;D


By the way....does anyone know if Trey still calls him "servio"  :D   classic!

major upsets in the big 12 today . . . will be interesting to see if the Huskies are inspired.
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: Honour on September 29, 2007, 05:23:15 PM
Hahaha great post, you should repost it later tonight and add the ticks where the predictions came true ;D.
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on September 29, 2007, 05:26:17 PM
When the judges proclaim Jay Cutler the victor and Dennis Wolf sixth at best.  And Victor second, and Dexter fourth, probably.

Jay will give an interview which should be recorded and sold as a cure for insomnia.

Then Chicherillo may come on here to justify the official line and tell us that we weren't there, but he was, and his sense of aesthetics is far better developed than ours (granted, his phrasing will be somewhat different).  He will probably use the phrase "peanut gallery" multiple times, and feel that he has conducted himself well among the getbig denizens.

Then MadMax will come on for a minute to gloat . . . confident that somehow his idol deserved the victory. . . he will embody the adage that love is blind.

Meanwhile, most of getbig will be in uproar.  Mcfarland and Special Ed will respectively philosophize about and satirize the evening's proceedings.

Hulkster will still be brooding over the demise of Ronnie, the son of God.

NarcDeity will be happy as long as a white man wins.  he'll make some stabs at objectivity, suggesting the merits of Dexter or Victor, but he knows what's important.

Slayer and MattT will both be melting down all over the board w increasing incoherence, desperately trying to convince themselves that their pov is the right one.

The Coach will be yammering on about insulin.

Disgusted might join him, quietly bemoaning the ascendance once more of Jay. 

All will be well with the world.  None of us will really be surprised.

We all knew that Dennis would come in looking amazing and be shafted.  The same with Victor and Dexter. 

It's all just part of the bb soap opera.

I hope someone makes a thread about how ridiculous Servio looks when he tries to imitate the Myth.

lol I was rooting for Flex in 1993  ;)
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: Sir William Idol on September 29, 2007, 06:48:11 PM
When the judges proclaim Jay Cutler the victor and Dennis Wolf sixth at best.  And Victor second, and Dexter fourth, probably.

Jay will give an interview which should be recorded and sold as a cure for insomnia.

Then Chicherillo may come on here to justify the official line and tell us that we weren't there, but he was, and his sense of aesthetics is far better developed than ours (granted, his phrasing will be somewhat different).  He will probably use the phrase "peanut gallery" multiple times, and feel that he has conducted himself well among the getbig denizens.

Then MadMax will come on for a minute to gloat . . . confident that somehow his idol deserved the victory. . . he will embody the adage that love is blind.

Meanwhile, most of getbig will be in uproar.  Mcfarland and Special Ed will respectively philosophize about and satirize the evening's proceedings.

Hulkster will still be brooding over the demise of Ronnie, the son of God.

NarcDeity will be happy as long as a white man wins.  he'll make some stabs at objectivity, suggesting the merits of Dexter or Victor, but he knows what's important.

Slayer and MattT will both be melting down all over the board w increasing incoherence, desperately trying to convince themselves that their pov is the right one.

The Coach will be yammering on about insulin.

Disgusted might join him, quietly bemoaning the ascendance once more of Jay. 

All will be well with the world.  None of us will really be surprised.

We all knew that Dennis would come in looking amazing and be shafted.  The same with Victor and Dexter. 

It's all just part of the bb soap opera.

I hope someone makes a thread about how ridiculous Servio looks when he tries to imitate the Myth.

 ;D
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: MB_722 on September 29, 2007, 06:52:33 PM
bob already knows where Dennis will place
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 29, 2007, 09:46:11 PM

 ;D

pretty much according to plan.
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: Master Blaster on September 29, 2007, 09:47:05 PM
;D

pretty much according to plan.

wait for the MELTDOWNS.  ;D
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 30, 2007, 12:12:47 PM

haha . . . still melting down all over.
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: garraeth on September 30, 2007, 12:16:42 PM
Very cool write up.  :D
Title: Re: Who else is looking forward to this evening's travesty?
Post by: Stavios on September 30, 2007, 12:21:09 PM
lmao at this thread