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Lets all guess and maybe we can somehow arrange for him to go to a truckstop and get weighed and one of us will win. I guess 875.
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Is this like the Price is Right, where you can't go above his actual weight, but closest without going over?
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Is this like the Price is Right, where you can't go above his actual weight, but closest without going over?
No, I think it should be closest period. That way when someone says 876, I don't go back and change mine to 877 etc.
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all kidding aside, honestly i'd say 525 at least, we have a national level powerlifter here in St. Louis named Jeff Lewis who is around 530-540 and Keith looks exactly the same as him.
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all kidding aside, honestly i'd say 525 at least.
I know a 600 pounder. Onlyme dwarfs him. How tall is Keith?
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Well, I'm gonna be the first to say he's a thousand pounds.
You heard it here first folks. A half-ton up in this mother fucker
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yet his head is the same size as Rons :o
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he has long nails.
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You can't win if you don't guess guys.
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I know a 600 pounder. Onlyme dwarfs him. How tall is Keith?
6 feet even.
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520.
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Well, I'm gonna be the first to say he's a thousand pounds.
You heard it here first folks. A half-ton up in this mother fucker
hahahahahahaa.
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511lbs
also i can see in his eyes that he is a pervert. he has the shiney eyes of a pervert.
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also it has to be pre-toilet weight.
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also it has to be pre-toilet weight.
So HB and I could both be correct. ;D
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yes i believe he is pregnant with extreme density turds.
we need a "turd periodic table", to do some calculations.
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hahahahaha, those bad boys are so heavy they sink down the pipe like a torpedo so it looks like he never even took a shit.
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yes i believe he is pregnant with extreme density turds.
we need a "turd periodic table", to do some calculations.
Can you imagine the shits this guy takes? And what kind of toilet could he possibly use? He is way too big for an average toilet. I wonder if he has to wear diapers and then clean them out at night.
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really hard judging from that pic, it's not a full body pic, so I'm going to say 525 maybe more if he's shaped like a pear, not healthy at all :-\
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Can you imagine the shits this guy takes? And what kind of toilet could he possibly use? He is way too big for an average toilet. I wonder if he has to wear diapers and then clean them out at night.
sadly to say i think giant turds sometimes become a part of the integral stability in morbidly obese pigs.
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Can you imagine the shits this guy takes? And what kind of toilet could he possibly use? He is way too big for an average toilet. I wonder if he has to wear diapers and then clean them out at night.
maybe he just shits on the floor and uses one of those dog poo scoops?
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;D
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Can you imagine the shits this guy takes? And what kind of toilet could he possibly use? He is way too big for an average toilet. I wonder if he has to wear diapers and then clean them out at night.
Actually, I know a big powerlifter, 350+ lbs, he supposedly doesn't wipe his ass like we normal people do, but has to reach "from down under". Ie, he can't reach around the normal way.
And he's just 350 lbs.
FWIW, from what I know, I've heard that big people hoses themselves with water after shitting.
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Actually, I know a big powerlifter, 350+ lbs, he supposedly doesn't wipe his ass like we normal people do, but has to reach "from down under". Ie, he can't reach around the normal way.
And he's just 350 lbs.
FWIW, from what I know, I've heard that big people hoses themselves with water after shitting.
hahahahaha, epic shit stained balls. :D
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hahahahaha, those bad boys are so heavy they sink down the pipe like a torpedo so it looks like he never even took a shit.
hahahaha I remember the pic of Goodrum's head on a terd in a toilet that onlyme loved to post up
hahaha How ironic
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Actually, I know a big powerlifter, 350+ lbs, he supposedly doesn't wipe his ass like we normal people do, but has to reach "from down under". Ie, he can't reach around the normal way.
And he's just 350 lbs.
FWIW, from what I know, I've heard that big people hoses themselves with water after shitting.
how much would you pay to see a giant 550lbs black bitch wipe her ass?
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Actually, I know a big powerlifter, 350+ lbs, he supposedly doesn't wipe his ass like we normal people do, but has to reach "from down under". Ie, he can't reach around the normal way.
And he's just 350 lbs.
FWIW, from what I know, I've heard that big people hoses themselves with water after shitting.
Can't be any worse than ToxicAvenger. He wipes his ass with his own hand to make sure he got everything. Can't be too pleasant.
Going to go with 585 on Onlyme's weight also!
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Actually, I know a big powerlifter, 350+ lbs, he supposedly doesn't wipe his ass like we normal people do, but has to reach "from down under". Ie, he can't reach around the normal way.
And he's just 350 lbs.
FWIW, from what I know, I've heard that big people hoses themselves with water after shitting.
Holy shit, and Keith is 2 times that guys size. At least. I bet he just wears a diaper. I wonder if he has live in help to help him get out of bed and to the kitchen. And back to bed. And back to the kitchen. And back to bed...
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Holy shit, and Keith is 2 times that guys size. At least. I bet he just wears a diaper. I wonder if he has live in help to help him get out of bed and to the kitchen. And back to bed. And back to the kitchen. And back to bed...
(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/158510/2/istockphoto_158510_iv.jpg)
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do you guys think he has to sit on a stone bench instead of a chair while posting on getbig?
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do you guys think he has to sit on a stone bench instead of a chair while posting on getbig?
He'd snap that in two. He probably has a chair made of aluminum alloy, like LT. Dans legs.
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onlyme is birth name was Sarigumba Tuazon Ebalan.
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He'd snap that in two. He probably has a chair made of aluminum alloy, like LT. Dans legs.
Danielson... are you suggesting that onlyme's wardrobe consists of moomoo's... and that all?
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Danielson... are you suggesting that onlyme's wardrobe consists of moomoo's... and that all?
I was actually thinking he would look pretty good in a pair of slim fit jeans and tight T shirt. ;D
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Holy shit, and Keith is 2 times that guys size. At least. I bet he just wears a diaper. I wonder if he has live in help to help him get out of bed and to the kitchen. And back to bed. And back to the kitchen. And back to bed...
http://www.poopreport.com/Ask/Content/obese.html
Ask PoopReport: Wiping Fat Asses?
Posted 11.26.2002 by Mookster (10)
Dear PoopReport,
How do obese people wipe? I am not trying to be rude...just curious. Also, do they make toilets for people over 300 pounds?
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Lame comment!
jim (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
fuck you asshole.
I am 450 pounds and I resent your question. Where do you live? I will come over and sit on your face and shit, and then you can lick my ass clean.
Great comment! +1 point
Tydirium (515) -- 11.26.2002
Judging from that guy's tone of voice, it sounds to me like he has a lot of trouble wiping. Hence the irritability.
Dave (11088) -- 11.26.2002
Chip Brown's buddy "Pat" used the stall wall as a rubbing post to wipe his ass:
http://www.poopreport.com/Office/Content/theshitter.html
Lame comment!
jim (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
I am a very clean person. Yes I am fat, so what. Is every black person dumb? Is every sexy woman hot in bed? no and no. I am sick of people thinking I am stinky and lazy because of my weight. Go to hell.
Great comment!
ruthless asshole (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
geez jim, lighten up a little. dont carry the weight of the world on your shoulder. im sure you are as clean and energetic as you are fun-loving and patient.
Lame comment!
jim (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
keep making fun of me..I don't care. I am sure you all have problems people could insult you about too. Since I am 450 pounds and my weight is visible, it's easy for people to insult me.
r. asshole (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
"keep making fun of me" -- c'mon, jim it was you who started the thread and blabbed about your weight int the first place. dont lead with your chins!!!
Dave (11088) -- 11.26.2002
This is not supposed to be an insult fest! Jeez... we're here to learn. The fact is, some people are so big that reaching around and/or between may be difficult. The question on the table is: how? Nobody is judging anybody.
alex (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
jim = trying to being some sort of flame war...he ought to have realized by now that stuff only happens on the forums, and only when somebody like gwisdala is around
also, you mislabeled this
jim (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
what about people with skinny butts? what about people with no arms? what about people too stupid to find there butts? how do all of them deal with shitty cracks?
Just because I am fat don't assume I am a sweaty stinky mess.
doniker (1399) -- 11.26.2002
hey now. My wife is a big woman, about 5 foot 8 and 285 pounds. Her ass is always clean and she has no problem wiping. I would assume that if you can't reach it, you don't wipe it....hit the showers!!
Dave (11088) -- 11.26.2002
That's a good question. What ABOUT people with no arms? How do they do it? We might as well include them in this conversation.
Mastercrapper (159) -- 11.26.2002
I think poopie hygiene for disabled people is an interesting topic in and of itself -- my thinking is that the armless probably look to a bidet before they go showering. By the same token, I'd imagine that I would probably want to wash what I couldn't reach were I overweight. The question that comes to my mind is: do larger people yield larger stools?
kramer (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
Jim you fat fucker, we all know you have problems wiping your ass and that is why you're so angry. it is okay.
Lame comment!
da butt (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
sarah maffey poops
Dan (38) -- 11.26.2002
This question has always plauged me...it really has but i think, in my opinion that they use a stick with either some tp or some wet wipe on it... that could work... as for the armless one... hmm, interesting... maybe there is a pole with some tp on with they have beside the toilet to wipe themselves down with... hell i dont know, but i might find out... hmm...
trigger (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
I have a catalog of medical aids for mobility-challenged.
It has some wonderful buttwipe sticks with spring-loaded, rubber coated grips.
reasonably priced.
strangely cute models
Em (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
So.. ummm... Jim.....
How do you wipe???
ThreePly (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
I wondered this before as well. I had a friend who weighed 400 lbs. and wasn't always the cleanest of men. I used to invision obese people having to use a sponge on a stick like the homeless people use when you get stuck at a stop light downtown. Now that that image is in my head, I'll never let one of those bastards wipe my windshield again.
Natalie (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
Can anyone else notice that jim is lying? why the hell would a fat person advertise that hes fat. C'mon jim tell the truth :o)
jimbob (not verified) -- 11.27.2002
Ever heard the term "porker porkin"? Yes people think fat people are lazy and smelly hence the compro to swine. Think about the layers of fat and skin that sit upon e/o and the sweat and nasty funk that accumilates. JIm you seem to have problems. This was an honest question and you became an asshole. This is just like male asking how females urinate and a female saying "fuck you I have no desire to have a penis". Lighten up or leave.
adude (not verified) -- 11.27.2002
I suggest you all read the book "Born on the Fourth of July". Tom Cruise did a good job of playing Ron Kovic, but you really feel for the guy if you read his own words. It's a very depressing book. He goes into great detail about how after he suffered his paralysis from the wait down, the bathroom became a challenge. In the VA hospitals they gave mass enemas where they filled 20 men with fluid at once and then in a line they would empty them into once container. It was inhumane, unsanitary, and just cruel. He later became somewhat independent. He does go into detail about how he had to put on rubber gloves and dig the logs out of his butt every 2 days cause he lost total control over his bowels. That is just too much to handle.....the guy became that way around age 20. He's around 50 now.
:o :o :o
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I was actually thinking he would look pretty good in a pair of slim fit jeans and tight T shirt. ;D
hip huggers and a pink pop collared shirt :-X
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Damn HH, I bet Onlyme smells like shit. Maybe he has a colostomy bag?
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http://www.poopreport.com/Ask/Content/obese.html
Ask PoopReport: Wiping Fat Asses?
Posted 11.26.2002 by Mookster (10)
Dear PoopReport,
How do obese people wipe? I am not trying to be rude...just curious. Also, do they make toilets for people over 300 pounds?
email this page | printer friendly version
Lame comment!
jim (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
fuck you asshole.
I am 450 pounds and I resent your question. Where do you live? I will come over and sit on your face and shit, and then you can lick my ass clean.
Great comment! +1 point
Tydirium (515) -- 11.26.2002
Judging from that guy's tone of voice, it sounds to me like he has a lot of trouble wiping. Hence the irritability.
Dave (11088) -- 11.26.2002
Chip Brown's buddy "Pat" used the stall wall as a rubbing post to wipe his ass:
http://www.poopreport.com/Office/Content/theshitter.html
Lame comment!
jim (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
I am a very clean person. Yes I am fat, so what. Is every black person dumb? Is every sexy woman hot in bed? no and no. I am sick of people thinking I am stinky and lazy because of my weight. Go to hell.
Great comment!
ruthless asshole (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
geez jim, lighten up a little. dont carry the weight of the world on your shoulder. im sure you are as clean and energetic as you are fun-loving and patient.
Lame comment!
jim (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
keep making fun of me..I don't care. I am sure you all have problems people could insult you about too. Since I am 450 pounds and my weight is visible, it's easy for people to insult me.
r. asshole (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
"keep making fun of me" -- c'mon, jim it was you who started the thread and blabbed about your weight int the first place. dont lead with your chins!!!
Dave (11088) -- 11.26.2002
This is not supposed to be an insult fest! Jeez... we're here to learn. The fact is, some people are so big that reaching around and/or between may be difficult. The question on the table is: how? Nobody is judging anybody.
alex (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
jim = trying to being some sort of flame war...he ought to have realized by now that stuff only happens on the forums, and only when somebody like gwisdala is around
also, you mislabeled this
jim (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
what about people with skinny butts? what about people with no arms? what about people too stupid to find there butts? how do all of them deal with shitty cracks?
Just because I am fat don't assume I am a sweaty stinky mess.
doniker (1399) -- 11.26.2002
hey now. My wife is a big woman, about 5 foot 8 and 285 pounds. Her ass is always clean and she has no problem wiping. I would assume that if you can't reach it, you don't wipe it....hit the showers!!
Dave (11088) -- 11.26.2002
That's a good question. What ABOUT people with no arms? How do they do it? We might as well include them in this conversation.
Mastercrapper (159) -- 11.26.2002
I think poopie hygiene for disabled people is an interesting topic in and of itself -- my thinking is that the armless probably look to a bidet before they go showering. By the same token, I'd imagine that I would probably want to wash what I couldn't reach were I overweight. The question that comes to my mind is: do larger people yield larger stools?
kramer (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
Jim you fat fucker, we all know you have problems wiping your ass and that is why you're so angry. it is okay.
Lame comment!
da butt (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
sarah maffey poops
Dan (38) -- 11.26.2002
This question has always plauged me...it really has but i think, in my opinion that they use a stick with either some tp or some wet wipe on it... that could work... as for the armless one... hmm, interesting... maybe there is a pole with some tp on with they have beside the toilet to wipe themselves down with... hell i dont know, but i might find out... hmm...
trigger (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
I have a catalog of medical aids for mobility-challenged.
It has some wonderful buttwipe sticks with spring-loaded, rubber coated grips.
reasonably priced.
strangely cute models
Em (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
So.. ummm... Jim.....
How do you wipe???
ThreePly (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
I wondered this before as well. I had a friend who weighed 400 lbs. and wasn't always the cleanest of men. I used to invision obese people having to use a sponge on a stick like the homeless people use when you get stuck at a stop light downtown. Now that that image is in my head, I'll never let one of those bastards wipe my windshield again.
Natalie (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
Can anyone else notice that jim is lying? why the hell would a fat person advertise that hes fat. C'mon jim tell the truth :o)
jimbob (not verified) -- 11.27.2002
Ever heard the term "porker porkin"? Yes people think fat people are lazy and smelly hence the compro to swine. Think about the layers of fat and skin that sit upon e/o and the sweat and nasty funk that accumilates. JIm you seem to have problems. This was an honest question and you became an asshole. This is just like male asking how females urinate and a female saying "fuck you I have no desire to have a penis". Lighten up or leave.
adude (not verified) -- 11.27.2002
I suggest you all read the book "Born on the Fourth of July". Tom Cruise did a good job of playing Ron Kovic, but you really feel for the guy if you read his own words. It's a very depressing book. He goes into great detail about how after he suffered his paralysis from the wait down, the bathroom became a challenge. In the VA hospitals they gave mass enemas where they filled 20 men with fluid at once and then in a line they would empty them into once container. It was inhumane, unsanitary, and just cruel. He later became somewhat independent. He does go into detail about how he had to put on rubber gloves and dig the logs out of his butt every 2 days cause he lost total control over his bowels. That is just too much to handle.....the guy became that way around age 20. He's around 50 now.
:o :o :o
:D
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Well, I'm gonna be the first to say he's a thousand pounds.
You heard it here first folks. A half-ton up in this mother fucker
AAHHHAHAHAAHAH!!!!! I laughed for 5 minutes at this post!
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I like onlyme,he seems like a pretty stand up guy.
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I like onlyme,he seems like a pretty stand up guy.
The irony is that he cannot stand up without the help of five men. ;D
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The irony is that he cannot stand up without the help of five men. ;D
what could possibly be so fun about rippin on some guy for being overweight, day after day,week after week....
don't you guys have anything better to do ?
like maybe grow up ?
;D
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what could possibly be so fun about rippin on some guy for being overweight, day after day,week after week....
don't you guys have anything better to do ?
like maybe grow up ?
;D
translation: I'm as obese as keith but won't admit it to you guys because you'll crucify me
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what could possibly be so fun about rippin on some guy for being overweight, day after day,week after week....
don't you guys have anything better to do ?
like maybe grow up ?
;D
I, for one, just saw the guys pic for the first time since I have been a member here. The guy rags on a lot of people considering he is morbidly obese himself.
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I started a hedgefund based on Keiths need for a hovercraft by 2009
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I started a hedgefund based on Keiths need for a hovercraft by 2009
hahaha
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I started a hedgefund based on Keiths need for a hovercraft by 2009
I really expected you to take my side on this bruiser !
>:(
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I'm thinking since fat takes up more space with less weight than muscle... I'll say 550.
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Doug = "ss" = mod of y board
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I really expected you to take my side on this bruiser !
>:(
shut the fucck up bitch. :D
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Doug = "ss" = mod of y board
SS isn't named Doug.
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SS isn't named Doug.
yes he is, who are you trying to fool
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yes he is, who are you trying to fool
No it isn't, I know his name. So stop spamming the board with this shit. No one gives a fuck what his name is anyway.
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No it isn't, I know his name. So stop spamming the board with this shit. No one gives a fuck what his name is anyway.
Sounds like your pissed the V is still the #1 board down here
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Sounds like your pissed the V is still the #1 board down here
have you lost your mind? I think he is into the 600's --- 614 lbs
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there's no way he's getting laid, unless he's paying for it.
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there's no way he's getting laid, unless he's paying for it.
hahahahha, can you imagine if he passed out on top of a hooker? ;D
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scalebreaker
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hahahahha, can you imagine if he passed out on top of a hooker? ;D
ain't no hooker in the world lettin him on top!
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look at these hips. :o
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imagine him farting in that position. poor woman.
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the scary thing is that a very large sized guy is 300 pounds and you could literally add my whole bodyweight of 235 and you probably still wouldn't weigh as much as him.
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any pics of him on his jazzi?