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Title: BRUTAL weight gainers!!!
Post by: Master Blaster on October 04, 2007, 04:31:37 PM
TIME TO BULK UP, BABY!!!!!!!

We all know big boys need to bulk up in the off season if they want to pack on some serious muscle!  ::)

Let's explore some MONSTER gainers in our quest to ascend Mt. Olympus!  :D

MUSCLE JUICE
 ::)

(http://bodybuilding.com/store/un/mj.jpg)

GROW Muscle with 162 grams of Ultimate Nutrition's premium quality carbohydrate complex to fuel your body to obtain maximum possible growth. Grow Muscle with 17g of high performance fat containing MCT oil (Medium Chain Triglycerides) which support performance by increasing energy and cannot be stored as fat. MCT allows for a slow and steady release of energy and will not increase serum cholesterol levels.


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Does Your Weight Gainer...

Give you 55 grams of protein per serving?
List Whey protein Concentrates and Whey protein Isolates as the first ingredients?
Contain atleast 4 different types of quality proteins including Whey, Egg, and Caseinate?
Deliver over 13,000mg. (13g) of BCAA's per serving?
Provide over 10.9 grams of Glutamine precursors per serving?
Provide over 1.4 grams of Arginine?
Taste Amazing?
Title: Re: BRUTAL weight gainers!!!
Post by: Master Blaster on October 04, 2007, 04:44:30 PM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEG AMASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

4,000 brutal calories, baby!!!

(http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-29577394053333_1968_50261211)

It's so huge, it comes in a giant BOX!
Title: Re: BRUTAL weight gainers!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on October 04, 2007, 04:47:01 PM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEGAMASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

4,000 brutal calories, baby!!!

(http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-29577394053333_1968_50261211)

It's so huge, it comes in a giant BOX!
hahahahhaha, it used to come in HUGE BAGS with a scoop that was massive and the serving size was three scoops. ;D
Title: Re: BRUTAL weight gainers!!!
Post by: Deicide on October 04, 2007, 04:55:21 PM
Weider products suck.
Title: Re: BRUTAL weight gainers!!!
Post by: affy on October 04, 2007, 04:55:54 PM
i had an asian friend who was 130lbs and he got shitty ass weight gainer that had 1200 calories per serving

and this guy used to drink it after a 30 minute jog around the block...lmao

the funny thing is..he didn't gain a pound.  i dont know if thats a blessing or a curse
Title: Re: BRUTAL weight gainers!!!
Post by: Master Blaster on October 04, 2007, 04:57:32 PM
hahahahhaha, it used to come in HUGE BAGS with a scoop that was massive and the serving size was three scoops. ;D

Oh man, those were the days

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!

900 calories 4 times a day baby!!!!

(http://www.metrx.cz/fotografie/velke/gainer900.jpg)

Comes with an EXTRA POUND!
Title: Re: BRUTAL weight gainers!!!
Post by: realkarateblackbelt on October 04, 2007, 05:02:09 PM
lmao. I remember that if you followed the serving instructions on the Weider weightgainer...it would only last you like one week!
And the stuff is like 40 dollars a bottle.  ::)

3-4 heaping scoops a day or some shit...mixed with milk.

Maybe it's all the milk you have to drink to submerge 4 scoops that causes the weight gain.
Title: Re: BRUTAL weight gainers!!!
Post by: Master Blaster on October 04, 2007, 05:02:25 PM
Grrrrrrr! SERIOUS MASS!!

here ya go squad, this one comes in a BRUTAL BAG!

(http://www.affordablesupplements.com/serious_mass_bag.jpg)

Three servings per day, 1250 calories per serving!!  :o

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Suggested Use: Add 2 heaping scoops of Serious Mass to a large blender filled with 24 oz. of cold water or milk. Blend on high for 45 seconds or until thoroughly mixed. For maximum weight gain, take three servings daily; one in the morning, another in the afternoon and a final serving at bedtime (20 minutes before going to sleep
Title: Re: BRUTAL weight gainers!!!
Post by: Monster81 on October 04, 2007, 05:07:39 PM
weight gainers is not the right choice for bbers, they mess up ur stomach, make u feel full for hours, make u fat, full of sugar, ...................
i do take whey protein for sure ,but prefer to have solid food for my carbs+fats, actually i make my own weight gainer using banannas, olive oil, milk, peanut butter ,...........
Title: Re: BRUTAL weight gainers!!!
Post by: Master Blaster on October 04, 2007, 05:09:36 PM
One last one.

79 grams of "protein" (ash) people!!!

(http://www.befit.ca/mdtotalnutrition/weightgainer_files/QSE_Real20Mass.jpg)
Title: Re: BRUTAL weight gainers!!!
Post by: 3Dkiller on October 04, 2007, 05:11:36 PM
lol all marketing
Title: Re: BRUTAL weight gainers!!!
Post by: G o a t b o y on October 04, 2007, 05:13:41 PM
Oh, excuse me, I thought this was another thread about onlyme.  ;D
Title: Re: BRUTAL weight gainers!!!
Post by: realkarateblackbelt on October 04, 2007, 05:14:19 PM
gh15 said today companies are putting steroids in weightgainers. ::)
Title: Re: BRUTAL weight gainers!!!
Post by: BIG DUB on October 04, 2007, 10:06:01 PM
you forgot the 15 rolls of toilet paper you'll need after you drink it...
Title: Re: BRUTAL weight gainers!!!
Post by: Sir William Idol on October 04, 2007, 10:15:08 PM
hahahahah, oh brother... this one's too easy

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/515H0KMB0DL._AA280_.jpg)


Title: Re: BRUTAL weight gainers!!!
Post by: KillerMonk on October 04, 2007, 10:44:14 PM
Shit i Bulk up eating chocolate icecream 3 times a day.
PS bulking is useless unless your on a boatfull of drugs.
Title: Re: BRUTAL weight gainers!!!
Post by: AllDrugs on October 04, 2007, 10:45:47 PM
Get some Blue Bunny Fat Free Frozen Yogurt, Chocolate Fudge Brownie Flavor.

Eat half the carton within an hour of working out.

Clear enough?
Title: Re: BRUTAL weight gainers!!!
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on October 04, 2007, 10:59:29 PM
Shit i Bulk up eating chocolate icecream 3 times a day.
PS bulking is useless unless your on a boatfull of drugs.

AGREED !