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So I'm standing in line waiting to order a sandwich for lunch when in walks a 180lb monster complete with string tank and blue jeans cradling a FLEX magazine and puffing his chest out more than any human I've ever seen before. I laugh to myself and then hear him behind me talkin to some guy, "yeah bra, anytime you wanna jangle the plates gimme a hollar....I'm so down." Unfortunately the people behind me bail outta line so guess who's right behind me now? Not 2 seconds later I hear, "hey bra? hey bra? So where's your temple at?" I turn and say, "my what?" He says, "your temple.....you know, your gym?" I tell him I train at Gold's and he says, "yeah bra, I'm down with that....whatcha think about this Olympia?" I say, "haven't given it much thought." He says, "yeah, I'm a personal trainer, but I'm gettin ready for a show....you should come by my temple sometime.....mindblowin stuff happenin there.....even you big boys take something away." And I say, "Oh yeah, where's your 'temple'?" And he says, "the Gold's right down the street from here.....I"m just here to grab some buildin blocks.....you know aminos....protein." And I say, "Uh huh, the gym down the road huh.....yeah, yeah....I know the place.......some of fellas at my gym call that the fagggot's gym." He looked absolutely demolished and I paid for my sandwich and left laughing.
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cool.
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meltdown of epic proportions right there ::)
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...even you big boys take something away."
you had me goin till I read that ;D ;D ;D
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So I'm standing in line waiting to order a sandwich for lunch when in walks a 180lb monster complete with string tank and blue jeans cradling a FLEX magazine and puffing his chest out more than any human I've ever seen before. I laugh to myself and then hear him behind me talkin to some guy, "yeah bra, anytime you wanna jangle the plates gimme a hollar....I'm so down." Unfortunately the people behind me bail outta line so guess who's right behind me now? Not 2 seconds later I hear, "hey bra? hey bra? So where's your temple at?" I turn and say, "my what?" He says, "your temple.....you know, your gym?" I tell him I train at Gold's and he says, "yeah bra, I'm down with that....whatcha think about this Olympia?" I say, "haven't given it much thought." He says, "yeah, I'm a personal trainer, but I'm gettin ready for a show....you should come by my temple sometime.....mindblowin stuff happenin there.....even you big boys take something away." And I say, "Oh yeah, where's your 'temple'?" And he says, "the Gold's right down the street from here.....I"m just here to grab some buildin blocks.....you know aminos....protein." And I say, "Uh huh, the gym down the road huh.....yeah, yeah....I know the place.......some of fellas at my gym call that the fagggot's gym." He looked absolutely demolished and I paid for my sandwich and left laughing.
Well done ::) ::) ::)
Besides, its called "paragraph"
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i bet he kills himself
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All I hope is that he's a poster on Getbig.
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Well done ::) ::) ::)
Besides, its called "paragraph"
settle down there "meso_z" it's a BB board not english class.
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Really, that honestly happend?
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Really, that honestly happend?
Yep, little over an hour ago.....there's always one crazy personal trainer that lives and breathes all things "cliche bb" at every gym.
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mos got owned good there! mos must be like an old fart, not down with the lingo or anything!
careful mos, youll end up like vince basile!
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The use of "bra" (bra-h) reached monster levels back in 2004 with the release of the animal stack ads and MMA gaining in popularity. There was a period of three months where people were writing "Tap out" on their wife beaters because the real ones were backordered and the only ones available at the stores were too small for anyone who was extreme to wear.
Read the "letters" that Animal Pak has gotten from it's customers.
http://animalpak.com/html/article_details.cfm?ID=166§ion=
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Very helpful post thank you for sharing, I would like to add some more information to your post.
Life is too short to take everything personal, so why not move ahead and deal with your troubles by relaxing a little more. Friends are also great. If you have good friends your friends will recognize your problem, help if they can, and soothe you when the cannot help.
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Very helpful post thank you for sharing, I would like to add some more information to your post.
Life is too short to take everything personal, so why not move ahead and deal with your troubles by relaxing a little more. Friends are also great. If you have good friends your friends will recognize your problem, help if they can, and soothe you when the cannot help.
Thanks "BlueDevil".....and as always, tongue bathe my ballbag.
MOS
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Thanks "BlueDevil".....and as always, tongue bathe my ballbag.
MOS
Changes should be something we want desire and need. Changes are simply modifications that occur in our life. Change is great, since we learn from changes. Changes often become diverse events in our life. Change substitutes or replaces something we are use to in our life. Change is the process of passing from one state to the next. The process of change removes something we concern, while replacing it with something we grow to relate to, thus change is good. :D
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well put BD
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MOS is so cool.
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Very helpful post thank you for sharing, I would like to add some more information to your post.
Life is too short to take everything personal, so why not move ahead and deal with your troubles by relaxing a little more. Friends are also great. If you have good friends your friends will recognize your problem, help if they can, and soothe you when the cannot help.
you just don't get this site do you?
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well put BD
Thanks Super :D
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Lucky he didn't tell you to change your name.
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Changes should be something we want desire and need. Changes are simply modifications that occur in our life. Change is great, since we learn from changes. Changes often become diverse events in our life. Change substitutes or replaces something we are use to in our life. Change is the process of passing from one state to the next. The process of change removes something we concern, while replacing it with something we grow to relate to, thus change is good. :D
LOL this guy is pure gold!
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LOL.
These "personal trainers" are becomming more common then "actors" in LA.
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Changes should be something we want desire and need. Changes are simply modifications that occur in our life. Change is great, since we learn from changes. Changes often become diverse events in our life. Change substitutes or replaces something we are use to in our life. Change is the process of passing from one state to the next. The process of change removes something we concern, while replacing it with something we grow to relate to, thus change is good. :D
If only I had a button that would bitch proof my threads.
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If only I had a button that would bitch proof my threads.
I found some herbal remedies for stress, take look MOS and give me your feedback.
The following are some herbal suggestions for stress control and amelioration:
1. Borage is used to relieve depression and stress and is a mild diuretic.
2. Chamomile is a gentle herb used in tea to soothe and relax the nervous system. In stressful circumstances, chamomile is used to soothe the digestive tract. It is an anti-spasmodic and has anti-inflammatory properties.
3. Chive is said to have some natural antibiotic properties to help the immune system under stress.
4. Echinacea is said to improve immune function and stamina, especially the body’s ability to fight off viruses and colds, by boosting the power of white blood cells to destroy invading organisms. It has long been a popular remedy among Native American peoples.
5. Ginko Biloba is said to increase blood flow to the brain, improve neurotransmitter function, and improve the metabolism of brain fuels. It also is said to scavenge free-radicals from the circulation, thus helping to slow aging. As such, it is being touted as helpful for holding off symptoms of Alzheimer’s disease. For the healthy population, it is used to increase alertness and concentration.
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I found some herbal remedies for stress, take look MOS and give me your feedback.
The following are some herbal suggestions for stress control and amelioration:
1. Borage is used to relieve depression and stress and is a mild diuretic.
2. Chamomile is a gentle herb used in tea to soothe and relax the nervous system. In stressful circumstances, chamomile is used to soothe the digestive tract. It is an anti-spasmodic and has anti-inflammatory properties.
3. Chive is said to have some natural antibiotic properties to help the immune system under stress.
4. Echinacea is said to improve immune function and stamina, especially the body’s ability to fight off viruses and colds, by boosting the power of white blood cells to destroy invading organisms. It has long been a popular remedy among Native American peoples.
5. Ginko Biloba is said to increase blood flow to the brain, improve neurotransmitter function, and improve the metabolism of brain fuels. It also is said to scavenge free-radicals from the circulation, thus helping to slow aging. As such, it is being touted as helpful for holding off symptoms of Alzheimer’s disease. For the healthy population, it is used to increase alertness and concentration.
I'm just gonna stick to drinking tequila outta your sister's ass.
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I'm just gonna stick to drinking tequila outta your sister's ass.
There are several ways to relieve stress, including musical, exercise, mediation self-talk, visual, contrasting and comparing, and so forth. It might be advisable to pick from the list a solution that works for you to avoid blowing a fuse and hurting someone or your self by reason of your reactions. :D
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There are several ways to relieve stress, including musical, exercise, mediation self-talk, visual, contrasting and comparing, and so forth. It might be advisable to pick from the list a solution that works for you to avoid blowing a fuse and hurting someone or your self by reason of your reactions. :D
Gayer than a Full House marathon.
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Lmfao BlueDevil's the best gimmick in a while.
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There are several ways to relieve stress, including musical, exercise, mediation self-talk, visual, contrasting and comparing, and so forth. It might be advisable to pick from the list a solution that works for you to avoid blowing a fuse and hurting someone or your self by reason of your reactions. :D
I'm gonna put my whole fist in your mother's ass.
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I'm gonna put my whole fist in your mother's ass.
It was nice talking to you MOS but all good things must come to an end :D
Here's a place you'll fit right in
http://www.lisaonyoga.com/
Don't be a stranger dude
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It was nice talking to you MOS but all good things must come to an end :D
Here's a place you'll fit right in
http://www.lisaonyoga.com/
Don't be a stranger dude
Bye "BlueDevil".....fvck your mom.
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Bye "BlueDevil".....fvck your mom.
Thank you and by the way ......... Meltdown :D
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man of meltdowns!
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Thank you and by the way ......... Meltdown :D
Not even on my worst day gimmick.
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So I'm standing in line waiting to order a sandwich for lunch when in walks a 180lb monster complete with string tank and blue jeans cradling a FLEX magazine and puffing his chest out more than any human I've ever seen before. I laugh to myself and then hear him behind me talkin to some guy, "yeah bra, anytime you wanna jangle the plates gimme a hollar....I'm so down." Unfortunately the people behind me bail outta line so guess who's right behind me now? Not 2 seconds later I hear, "hey bra? hey bra? So where's your temple at?" I turn and say, "my what?" He says, "your temple.....you know, your gym?" I tell him I train at Gold's and he says, "yeah bra, I'm down with that....whatcha think about this Olympia?" I say, "haven't given it much thought." He says, "yeah, I'm a personal trainer, but I'm gettin ready for a show....you should come by my temple sometime.....mindblowin stuff happenin there.....even you big boys take something away." And I say, "Oh yeah, where's your 'temple'?" And he says, "the Gold's right down the street from here.....I"m just here to grab some buildin blocks.....you know aminos....protein." And I say, "Uh huh, the gym down the road huh.....yeah, yeah....I know the place.......some of fellas at my gym call that the fagggot's gym." He looked absolutely demolished and I paid for my sandwich and left laughing.
hahahahahhaa, he won't recover, another sadistic owning by the great Man of Steel.
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That gimmick should have told you to change your name
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was there something, "patrick bate men"?
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That gimmick should have told you to change your name
He was too busy tryin to make a name for himself.
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I found some herbal remedies for stress, take look MOS and give me your feedback.
The following are some herbal suggestions for stress control and amelioration:
1. Borage is used to relieve depression and stress and is a mild diuretic.
2. Chamomile is a gentle herb used in tea to soothe and relax the nervous system. In stressful circumstances, chamomile is used to soothe the digestive tract. It is an anti-spasmodic and has anti-inflammatory properties.
3. Chive is said to have some natural antibiotic properties to help the immune system under stress.
4. Echinacea is said to improve immune function and stamina, especially the body’s ability to fight off viruses and colds, by boosting the power of white blood cells to destroy invading organisms. It has long been a popular remedy among Native American peoples.
5. Ginko Biloba is said to increase blood flow to the brain, improve neurotransmitter function, and improve the metabolism of brain fuels. It also is said to scavenge free-radicals from the circulation, thus helping to slow aging. As such, it is being touted as helpful for holding off symptoms of Alzheimer’s disease. For the healthy population, it is used to increase alertness and concentration.
do you eat your boyfriend gouch with tomatoe basil sauce?
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All I hope is that he's a poster on Getbig.
I believe "he" posts on the Y as "Mark Kerr." ;D
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I found some herbal remedies for stress, take look MOS and give me your feedback.
The following are some herbal suggestions for stress control and amelioration:
1. Borage is used to relieve depression and stress and is a mild diuretic.
2. Chamomile is a gentle herb used in tea to soothe and relax the nervous system. In stressful circumstances, chamomile is used to soothe the digestive tract. It is an anti-spasmodic and has anti-inflammatory properties.
3. Chive is said to have some natural antibiotic properties to help the immune system under stress.
4. Echinacea is said to improve immune function and stamina, especially the body’s ability to fight off viruses and colds, by boosting the power of white blood cells to destroy invading organisms. It has long been a popular remedy among Native American peoples.
5. Ginko Biloba is said to increase blood flow to the brain, improve neurotransmitter function, and improve the metabolism of brain fuels. It also is said to scavenge free-radicals from the circulation, thus helping to slow aging. As such, it is being touted as helpful for holding off symptoms of Alzheimer’s disease. For the healthy population, it is used to increase alertness and concentration.
This is an impressive array of natural products. I am looking for some organic anal lube. Any sugggestions? ;D
Thanks, Howard in Ga
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There are several ways to relieve stress, including musical, exercise, mediation self-talk, visual, contrasting and comparing, and so forth. It might be advisable to pick from the list a solution that works for you to avoid blowing a fuse and hurting someone or your self by reason of your reactions. :D
That's TA if you ask me.
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ROFLMAO @ the whole thread,
this "bluedevil" cant be serious,,,,damn what a gimmick
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I'm just gonna stick to drinking tequila outta your sister's ass.
harharharharharhaharharharhohohohohhahahahahahahahahnzjnsjnjaidfjikvdhuihdiuhsnas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL.
These "personal trainers" are becomming more common then "actors" in LA.
you're in la? whats your temple, brah?
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I'm gonna put my whole fist in your mother's ass.
Some may say he's a simple man, but others say it's comments like this that make him a true god among men 8)
LOL funny ass story ;D
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thats the fucking worst story ever
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thats the fucking worst story ever
There was something "Tombo"?
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So I'm standing in line waiting to order a sandwich for lunch when in walks a 180lb monster complete with string tank and blue jeans cradling a FLEX magazine and puffing his chest out more than any human I've ever seen before. I laugh to myself and then hear him behind me talkin to some guy, "yeah bra, anytime you wanna jangle the plates gimme a hollar....I'm so down." Unfortunately the people behind me bail outta line so guess who's right behind me now? Not 2 seconds later I hear, "hey bra? hey bra? So where's your temple at?" I turn and say, "my what?" He says, "your temple.....you know, your gym?" I tell him I train at Gold's and he says, "yeah bra, I'm down with that....whatcha think about this Olympia?" I say, "haven't given it much thought." He says, "yeah, I'm a personal trainer, but I'm gettin ready for a show....you should come by my temple sometime.....mindblowin stuff happenin there.....even you big boys take something away." And I say, "Oh yeah, where's your 'temple'?" And he says, "the Gold's right down the street from here.....I"m just here to grab some buildin blocks.....you know aminos....protein." And I say, "Uh huh, the gym down the road huh.....yeah, yeah....I know the place.......some of fellas at my gym call that the fagggot's gym." He looked absolutely demolished and I paid for my sandwich and left laughing.
If thats a true story then... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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who the f*ck was that gimmick.... TA?
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There was something "Tombo"?
shutup meathead
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Brutal Ownage!!!!! "temple" oh brother hahaha
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So I'm standing in line waiting to order a sandwich for lunch when in walks a 180lb monster complete with string tank and blue jeans cradling a FLEX magazine and puffing his chest out more than any human I've ever seen before. I laugh to myself and then hear him behind me talkin to some guy, "yeah bra, anytime you wanna jangle the plates gimme a hollar....I'm so down." Unfortunately the people behind me bail outta line so guess who's right behind me now? Not 2 seconds later I hear, "hey bra? hey bra? So where's your temple at?" I turn and say, "my what?" He says, "your temple.....you know, your gym?" I tell him I train at Gold's and he says, "yeah bra, I'm down with that....whatcha think about this Olympia?" I say, "haven't given it much thought." He says, "yeah, I'm a personal trainer, but I'm gettin ready for a show....you should come by my temple sometime.....mindblowin stuff happenin there.....even you big boys take something away." And I say, "Oh yeah, where's your 'temple'?" And he says, "the Gold's right down the street from here.....I"m just here to grab some buildin blocks.....you know aminos....protein." And I say, "Uh huh, the gym down the road huh.....yeah, yeah....I know the place.......some of fellas at my gym call that the fagggot's gym." He looked absolutely demolished and I paid for my sandwich and left laughing.
Awesome story!
::)
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Great gimmick BlueDevil!
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AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Yes MOS!!!!!!!! I bet he ran straight back to the metal monastry for his daily smith machine devotions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So I'm standing in line waiting to order a sandwich for lunch when in walks a 180lb monster complete with string tank and blue jeans cradling a FLEX magazine and puffing his chest out more than any human I've ever seen before. I laugh to myself and then hear him behind me talkin to some guy, "yeah bra, anytime you wanna jangle the plates gimme a hollar....I'm so down." Unfortunately the people behind me bail outta line so guess who's right behind me now? Not 2 seconds later I hear, "hey bra? hey bra? So where's your temple at?" I turn and say, "my what?" He says, "your temple.....you know, your gym?" I tell him I train at Gold's and he says, "yeah bra, I'm down with that....whatcha think about this Olympia?" I say, "haven't given it much thought." He says, "yeah, I'm a personal trainer, but I'm gettin ready for a show....you should come by my temple sometime.....mindblowin stuff happenin there.....even you big boys take something away." And I say, "Oh yeah, where's your 'temple'?" And he says, "the Gold's right down the street from here.....I"m just here to grab some buildin blocks.....you know aminos....protein." And I say, "Uh huh, the gym down the road huh.....yeah, yeah....I know the place.......some of fellas at my gym call that the fagggot's gym." He looked absolutely demolished and I paid for my sandwich and left laughing.
you with food in your hand you have to be kidding me you fat fuck
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you with food in your hand you have to be kidding me you fat fuck
shut your little cock melter
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Hahaha he commited suicide last night.
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oh brother I wasted 4 minutes of my life reading this thread. ::)
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oh brother I wasted 4 minutes of my life reading this thread. ::)
yay but i reserved them by reading yours :D