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Title: I should go to the gym today....
Post by: ManBearPig... on October 06, 2007, 06:20:44 AM
...but i won't. 

I'll just go to burger king i think.  maybe finish off that bag of tostitos.  smoke two packs of cigarettes.

rub my gut.  come on here.  give training advice.  make fun of someone's physique.

have some coffee cake, probably eat the rest of it too.  there's about 1/2 lb left.

jerk off.  watch tv.  look up diet plans online.  pull my pants down in the bathroom, look at my dick size, blush and pull them back up.

come back on here.  call someone out.  make up some story about how i fucked a model today.  go outside, stare down my persian neighbor.  consider calling immigration on him.  can't stand his hook nose.

look up racist jokes online.  tell them to people, follow up with "just kidding".

go to my fantasy football website, readjust my lineup for the 40th time this week, post on the forum that i'm better than peyton manning and that no one should start white wide receivers, unless its' kevin curtis, who has a bye week anyways.

look up porn.  look up tablature for a song, learn to play the intro, then give up on the song.

what do you plan on doing today?
Title: Re: I should go to the gym today....
Post by: SteelePegasus on October 06, 2007, 06:23:33 AM
Halo3 on xbox live
Title: Re: I should go to the gym today....
Post by: ManBearPig... on October 06, 2007, 06:25:16 AM
Halo3 on xbox live

yeah, i'll probably squeeze in that too.  i'm just playing the single player mode now.
Title: Re: I should go to the gym today....
Post by: SteelePegasus on October 06, 2007, 06:27:05 AM
yeah, i'll probably squeeze in that too.  i'm just playing the single player mode now.

you mean that you didn't get it at 12:01 on the release night, call in sick from work and finish it that day?

you are a joke  ::)
Title: Re: I should go to the gym today....
Post by: Purple Aki on October 06, 2007, 06:33:58 AM
I'm visiting the girlfriends parents today. So I'll probably just steal some of her sisters panties from the laundry, and then when I get back home masturbate whilst wearing them on my head .
Title: Re: I should go to the gym today....
Post by: Bigger Business on October 06, 2007, 06:45:03 AM
hahaha

its funny coz its true!
Title: Re: I should go to the gym today....
Post by: Stark on October 06, 2007, 06:48:19 AM
...but i won't. 

I'll just go to burger king i think.  maybe finish off that bag of tostitos.  smoke two packs of cigarettes.

rub my gut.  come on here.  give training advice.  make fun of someone's physique.

have some coffee cake, probably eat the rest of it too.  there's about 1/2 lb left.

jerk off.  watch tv.  look up diet plans online.  pull my pants down in the bathroom, look at my dick size, blush and pull them back up.

come back on here.  call someone out.  make up some story about how i fucked a model today.  go outside, stare down my persian neighbor.  consider calling immigration on him.  can't stand his hook nose.

look up racist jokes online.  tell them to people, follow up with "just kidding".

go to my fantasy football website, readjust my lineup for the 40th time this week, post on the forum that i'm better than peyton manning and that no one should start white wide receivers, unless its' kevin curtis, who has a bye week anyways.

look up porn.  look up tablature for a song, learn to play the intro, then give up on the song.

what do you plan on doing today?

hahah that's awesome, it's a little too convincing to be honest, my guess some of the stuff you really do... ;)

(http://www.goddudes.com/1.gif)
Title: Re: I should go to the gym today....
Post by: nycbull on October 06, 2007, 07:20:19 AM


jerk off.  watch tv.  look up diet plans online.  pull my pants down in the bathroom, look at my dick size, blush and pull them back up.


why blush at your dick size...too small or too big.?
Title: Re: I should go to the gym today....
Post by: power_n_glory on October 06, 2007, 10:39:09 AM
What a loser.
Title: Re: I should go to the gym today....
Post by: tommywishbone on October 06, 2007, 11:13:00 AM
I'm planning to make a bulletin board, on home fire safety.
Title: Re: I should go to the gym today....
Post by: garraeth on October 06, 2007, 11:17:26 AM
Halo3 on xbox live
Four hours of WOW, wiping.
Title: Re: I should go to the gym today....
Post by: Andre Nickatina on October 06, 2007, 11:25:30 AM
You should add weed and a workout to break the monotony.  ;D
Title: Re: I should go to the gym today....
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 06, 2007, 11:29:26 AM
Wake up...stare at myself in awe in the mirror...hit afew shots....girlfriend screams : " stop posing u delusional little twat" . humbled I go shower and beat off . Log on Getbig  and proceed to make fake claims. I get called out by a midget and I follow up with a death threat. smoke a cigarrette than go nap.
Title: Re: I should go to the gym today....
Post by: G o a t b o y on October 06, 2007, 11:30:59 AM
...but i won't. 

I'll just go to burger king i think.  maybe finish off that bag of tostitos.  smoke two packs of cigarettes.

rub my gut.  come on here.  give training advice.  make fun of someone's physique.

have some coffee cake, probably eat the rest of it too.  there's about 1/2 lb left.

jerk off.  watch tv.  look up diet plans online.  pull my pants down in the bathroom, look at my dick size, blush and pull them back up.

come back on here.  call someone out.  make up some story about how i fucked a model today.  go outside, stare down my persian neighbor.  consider calling immigration on him.  can't stand his hook nose.

look up racist jokes online.  tell them to people, follow up with "just kidding".

go to my fantasy football website, readjust my lineup for the 40th time this week, post on the forum that i'm better than peyton manning and that no one should start white wide receivers, unless its' kevin curtis, who has a bye week anyways.

look up porn.  look up tablature for a song, learn to play the intro, then give up on the song.

what do you plan on doing today?


Well, I already lifted this morning...  back day... got two meals in, and came on here and stated trolling.  I don't like burger king, I don't have any tostitos in my house and don't smoke.

I might rub my abs later... I don't really have a "gut" like Squadfather does.  I don't give training advice except maybe to Onlyme since in his case it's a matter of life and death.  I almost certainly will make fun of someone's physique, if I haven't already.

I won't eat coffee cake, but will probably have some coffee... maybe even some ephedrine if I feel like it.

I may jerk off. Might even do it twice.  TV sucks, so no point in watching it.  look up diet plans online to pass on to onlyme and squadfatter.  pull my pants down in the bathroom, look at my dick size, and stare in awe and amazement at how big it is.  ::)

come back on here.  call someone out.  make up some story about how Avidan fucked 20 models at the O.  Go outside, stare down my persian neighbor...  oh, wait a minute, my neigborhood is all white.  Okay... get in my BMW, drive to a poor section of town, find some persian and stare him down, consider calling immigration on him.  can't stand his hook nose.

look up racist jokes online.  tell them to people, follow up with another racist joke.

Laugh at people who go to fantasy football websites and readjust their lineups for the 40th time this week then post a bunch of shit on the forum,  since spectator sports suck anyway and real men participate in activities, they don't watch them.

look up porn, post it on getbig.  look up tablature for a song, learn to play the intro, then give up on the song...  oh, wait a second, why the fuck would I do that, I don't play an instrument.


What do the rest of you plan on doing today?  ::)

Title: Re: I should go to the gym today....
Post by: Andre Nickatina on October 06, 2007, 11:31:51 AM
Wake up...stare at myself in awe in the mirror...hit afew shots....girlfriend screams : " stop posing u delusional little twat" . humbled I go shower and beat off . Log on Getbig  and proceed to make fake claims. I get called out by a midget and I follow up with a death threat. smoke a cigarrette than go nap.
Reminds me of the guy on American Beauty lol
Title: Re: I should go to the gym today....
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 06, 2007, 11:35:10 AM
Reminds me of the guy on American Beauty lol
That's my favourite movie of all times...saw it a million times.
Title: Re: I should go to the gym today....
Post by: Andre Nickatina on October 06, 2007, 11:40:12 AM
That's my favourite movie of all times...saw it a million times.
It's a great movie!
Title: Re: I should go to the gym today....
Post by: Monster81 on October 06, 2007, 12:06:01 PM
...but i won't. 

I'll just go to burger king i think.  maybe finish off that bag of tostitos.  smoke two packs of cigarettes.

rub my gut.  come on here.  give training advice.  make fun of someone's physique.

have some coffee cake, probably eat the rest of it too.  there's about 1/2 lb left.

jerk off.  watch tv.  look up diet plans online.  pull my pants down in the bathroom, look at my dick size, blush and pull them back up.

come back on here.  call someone out.  make up some story about how i fucked a model today.  go outside, stare down my persian neighbor.  consider calling immigration on him.  can't stand his hook nose.

look up racist jokes online.  tell them to people, follow up with "just kidding".

go to my fantasy football website, readjust my lineup for the 40th time this week, post on the forum that i'm better than peyton manning and that no one should start white wide receivers, unless its' kevin curtis, who has a bye week anyways.

look up porn.  look up tablature for a song, learn to play the intro, then give up on the song.

what do you plan on doing today?

thats one good day
Title: Re: I should go to the gym today....
Post by: Camel Jockey on October 06, 2007, 12:18:49 PM
Masturbation, ECA, driving, thinking of witty insults.

Drove my uncle business' utility van around today because my own fag brother was bitchy about his car.  ::) Wanted to yield to some babystrolling bitch, but she had deer caught in headlights syndrome and I wanted to run her over.. The thought actually stuck with me for an entire hour; I guess multiplied by the ECA. I am drinking diet V8 splash now and am calm, but still on the edge because I hadn't taken ECA for nearly 5-6 days or something.