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Getbig Alternative Boards => Y Board - The Player's Club => Topic started by: Master Blaster on October 09, 2007, 02:23:14 PM
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What do you think? "He's" becoming more and more annoying. ;)
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What do you think? "He's" becoming more and more annoying. ;)
I agree... this guy has nearly 1,000 posts and the Y (and a couple on the V) without posting on another board
his obsession should be considered psycho and dangerous.
a disturbed individual
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hahahahah.........I knew you pussies couldn't handle me.....hahahah........Wh en you cowards gang up on others, its considered fair game, but when you find someone that can dish it out with you misfits, you guys start crying........hahahah... ...... no problem, if the mods want me out, I'll leave the "Y" freely, and you guys can continue with your Jamaican fun, five on 1..............
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hahahahah.........I knew you pussies couldn't handle me.....hahahah........Wh en you cowards gang up on others, its considered fair game, but when you find someone that can dish it out with you misfits, you guys start crying........hahahah... ...... no problem, if the mods want me out, I'll leave the "Y" freely, and you guys can continue with your Jamaican fun, five on 1..............
At least you could apply yourself and make your "ownages" ( ::) ) a little interesting. You're like a broken record playing the first half of "Self Hypnosis: Fall asleep fast!" over and over and over and.....
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looks like the vaginas here cant handle anything but dick sucking
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looks like the vaginas here cant handle anything but dick sucking
MODS, feel free to delete this thread. ;D
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MODS, feel free to delete this thread. ;D
I didn't hear you complain when you were insulting me.....
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looks like the vaginas here cant handle anything but dick sucking
Why do you know so much about the people here if you've only posted 38 times? Either you are a closet lurker whose been skulking around for months (which is creepy and sad ;) ) or you are a total gimmicky litte tool. Whose Myspace page did you rip the pic off from you pathetic little turd? :D
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Why do you know so much about the people here if you've only posted 38 times? Either you are a closet lurker whose been skulking around for months (which is creepy and sad ;) ) or you are a total gimmicky litte tool. Whose Myspace page did you rip the pic off from you pathetic little turd? :D
It's pumphard's gimmick. The guy can't even cover it up. Same posting times, same exactly shitty English and lack of punctuation and same horrible insults that make me want to slap his mother for giving birth to such a waste of life.
This board was 100x better when the ol' walking heart attack was on the V circle jerking to a 150 posts a day about me with antcraw, the Titster and himself.
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It's pumphard's gimmick. The guy can't even cover it up. Same posting times, same exactly shitty English and lack of punctuation and same horrible insults that make me want to slap his mother for giving birth to such a waste of life.
This board was 100x better when the ol' walking heart attack was on the V circle jerking to a 150 posts a day about me with antcraw, the Titster and himself.
Once it gets revealed that it's not me, you'll look as stupid as when you thought i was a 150lbs blackman
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Once it gets revealed that it's not me, you'll look as stupid as when you thought i was a 150lbs blackman
You are a 150 lb black man.
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Once it gets revealed that it's not me, you'll look as stupid as when you thought i was a 150lbs blackman
Oh man, what will I do then!?!?!?!?! Oh brother, I think my life will go on. You "two" however, will still have the two most god awful physiques I have ever seen. Congratulations!!!! ;D
Doesn't matter, everyone and their mother knows it's your gimmick. Can you do anything right?
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Oh man, what will I do then!?!?!?!?! Oh brother, I think my life will go on. You "two" however, will still have the two most god awful physiques I have ever seen. Congratulations!!!! ;D
Doesn't matter, everyone and their mother knows it's your gimmick. Can you do anything right?
and you'll alway be known as the college kid who had over 8000, instead of going out and enjoying college life and getting fucked......enjoy your meal, I wouldn't feed it to my dog.......
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This board was 100x better when the ol' walking heart attack was on the V circle jerking to a 150 posts a day about me with antcraw, the Titster and himself.
wtf ever happened to this guy???
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and you'll alway be known as the college kid who had over 8000, instead of going out and enjoying college life and getting fucked......enjoy your meal, I wouldn't feed it to my dog.......
Funny, I guess the girl I fucked this weekend was all one big, LSD induced hallucination. ::)
Oh brother, what's funny is that unlike you, with my dynamite physique, I hardly have to work for it.
Meal was great by the way. Too afraid to reply in that thread?
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This thread is a perfect example of how pumphard/powernglory are polluting this place with bullshit.
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Funny, I guess the girl I fucked this weekend was all one big, LSD induced hallucination. ::)
Oh brother, what's funny is that unlike you, with my dynamite physique, I hardly have to work for it.
Meal was great by the way. Too afraid to reply in that thread?
I hope you enjoyed her, cause according to you, you never fuck the same girl twice...........
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I hope you enjoyed her, cause according to you, you never fuck the same girl twice...........
She was pretty good. Better than anything you've ever paid for. ;)
Speaking of that, what's it like paying for pussy?
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Speaking of that, what's it like paying for pussy?
he wouldn't know, he pays for cock.
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he wouldn't know, he pays for cock.
hahahahaha!!!!! Silly me, I forgot that Pumphard's the biggest shit stabber on Getbig.
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She was pretty good. Better than anything you've ever paid for. ;)
Speaking of that, what's it like paying for pussy?
When I was your age, i didn't spend hours on boards, like you Mr 8000.......hahahaha..... ...and I love the way this loser brags about the girl he fucked like its a big deal, that right there tells me, you barely get laid.......hahhahaha
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he wouldn't know, he pays for cock.
shhhhhh..........people making over 50 grand talking here......
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When I was your age, i didn't spend hours on boards, like you Mr 8000.......hahahaha..... ...and I love the way this loser brags about the girl he fucked like its a big deal, that right there tells me, you barely get laid.......hahhahaha
there were no boards when you were his age... you were probably selling Amway shit door to door
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When I was your age, i didn't spend hours on boards, like you Mr 8000.......hahahaha..... ...and I love the way this loser brags about the girl he fucked like its a big deal, that right there tells me, you barely get laid.......hahhahaha
Who says I'm bragging? You implied that I don't fuck girls, I pointed out that I fucked one this weekend. Is it my fault that I can balance posting during the week and partying on the weekend? Sorry that I was born intelligent and with a good head on my shoulders and good genetics and you weren't. ;D
If you ask me, it seems like you have a lot of regrets about your earlier life and you're trying to take them out on us here.
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shhhhhh..........people making over 50 grand talking here......
what are you doing then? oh, did they raise public assistance? hahahah 50grand, I wouldn't get out of bed for 50 grand hahahaha, good to know you've set your sights high, hahahah
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Who says I'm bragging? You implied that I don't fuck girls, I pointed out that I fucked one this weekend. Is it my fault that I can balance posting during the week and partying on the weekend? Sorry that I was born intelligent and with a good head on my shoulders and good genetics and you weren't. ;D
If you ask me, it seems like you have a lot of regrets about your earlier life and you're trying to take them out on us here.
who the fuck says, "I fucked a girl last week" like its a big deal..........and lets not forget your friday and sat nights of posting.......hahaha.... ...don't let me call Bluto
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Ya, your a big stud alright................. hahahahahah
A Bedtime Story About "BerzerkFury" and his Galpal Nicole by Special ED
Nicole, or "The Hole", as she was later known in Frat circles, used to try to distract the members of her high school football team from paying too much attention to her horse teeth and gummy smile by wearing tight fitting halter tops that show off her lopsided breasts - the right one is a full 'D', the left one barely a 'C'. She had a huge crush on Nick when they were lab partners in Chemistry junior year, and they became best buds in high school, mainly because Nick was too lame to ever try to nail her, at least except for the time they went to the Korn concert at the Meadowlands and he rubbed his boner up against her while being pushed against her in the crowd. "The Hole" couldn't make the grade in college, but she kept in touch with Nick Fury and was so excited when he, after two years of not getting laid in college, invited her up for homecoming weekend at UConn.
Nick is a follower with the heart of a coward. The kind of guy who spits on a kid after he's been pushed down by the school bully. As a high school senior, he had his left ear pierced but when that failed to produce the expected wave of cheerleaders spreading their legs for him, he had no choice but to go 'Berzerk' and get the right one pierced too. Even though some freckle-faced redheaded girl from another school once told him he looked like "Josh Hartnett", he never understood that an ugly version of Josh Hartnett with no confidence or talent had no chance of pulling anything but 2s and 3s. Unfortunately, his massive self-delusion combined with impossibly high standards led him to believe he should be dating 9s and 10s like Carmen Electra and Pamela Anderson.
Anyway, he came to UConn with nothing but a Flowbee (nice hair!) and a dream, but it didn't work out the way he had hoped. After rushing Beta Fi his freshman year, he was blackballed during 'Hell Week' when he wouldn't eat the 'load sandwich' everyone else had jerked off on and started crying when the 'Pledgemaster' screamed at him. After two years of trying everything to be cool and fit in, including taking up smoking (the yellow, tobacco-stained teeth), trying steroids (the acne on his chin), and homosexuality (his fixation on the photographer's nutsack), with no results, Nick thought of transferring and starting over yet again, imagining that the 'babes' in 'Cali' would dig him. He decided to wait until after the first semester of his junior year to make up his mind.
Which brings us back to Nicole and the big football game against Boston College during Homecoming weekend. Nick, feeling as though he would go 'Berzerk' if didn't get laid soon, decided to invite old standby Nicole up to stay with him. He had been told that getting laid becomes easier after the first time, and figured Nicole was his best chance to get into a 'rhythm'.
Nicole was soooo psyched to go to the big game. It was sooooooo awesome when Nick plied her with beers while she screamed 'Gooooo Huskies' at the top of her lungs, while her too-close-together eyes tried their darndest to follow the action on the field. But the drinking didn't stop after the game. Nick dragged her to his favorite bar, and challenged her to do 'shots' with him. Later that night, as she struggled to maintain consciousness on Nick's aluminum-framed twin bed, Nick finally got to open that pack of expired Trojenz that had been rotting in his sock drawer, but by the time he figured out how to get in on, "The Hole" had passed out. Under the guise of making her comfortable, The Fury removed her clothes while she groaned "Leave me alone".
Unable to decide what to do with this 180lb. semi-nude 'stinkbitch' in his bed, he went up and down the dorm hallway until finally he found "Sledge", the coolest #### on the floor. He tells Sledge about this "chick" he "picked up" at a "party" and invites him back to his room to "check her out". Sledge follows him back to the room, sees the fat mess on Nick's bed and tells Nick, "I'd fuck her.". Nick agrees, "Yeah, man, that's what I was thinking". Now that the woefully insecure Nick has cleared it with Sledge, he quietly closes his door and hovers over his "galpal" for a few minutes before deciding that this is about as close to sex as he'll ever come if he doesn't act quickly. He puts on a condom and bangs his drunk, passed-out, unconscious, high school buddy, taking great pleasure when she momentarily gains sufficient consciousness to eke out a few slurred "nooo nick...noooooo"s before blacking out again. He finishes quickly, but instead of sparing her any further indignity, he runs down the hall to knock on Sledge's door to break the 'cool' news.
Sledge answers the door, "What's up, guy?"
Nick smiles at the influence Sledge has had on his pathetic life, and says, "Dude, I fucked the shit out of that slut." Sludge laughs, "You mean that passed-out pig on your bed?" Nick hesitates, then senses something. "Uh....just kidding." "Oh," says Sledge, "because that would be fucked up...you can go to jail for shit like that." Nick retreats, "Yeah man, I would never do that. See you tomorrow". On his way back to his room, he passes a crying and barely-dressed Nicole stumbling out of his room with her shirt half-unbuttoned. When he tries to guide her to the elevator, she tearfully screams, "GET AWAY FROM ME!" And Nick returns to his room, logs onto the computer and spends the rest of his night, "owning" people on Getbig.
And that my friends, is the story of BerzerkFury.
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Ya, your a big stud alright................. hahahahahah
A Bedtime Story About "BerzerkFury" and his Galpal Nicole by Special ED
Nicole, or "The Hole", as she was later known in Frat circles, used to try to distract the members of her high school football team from paying too much attention to her horse teeth and gummy smile by wearing tight fitting halter tops that show off her lopsided breasts - the right one is a full 'D', the left one barely a 'C'. She had a huge crush on Nick when they were lab partners in Chemistry junior year, and they became best buds in high school, mainly because Nick was too lame to ever try to nail her, at least except for the time they went to the Korn concert at the Meadowlands and he rubbed his boner up against her while being pushed against her in the crowd. "The Hole" couldn't make the grade in college, but she kept in touch with Nick Fury and was so excited when he, after two years of not getting laid in college, invited her up for homecoming weekend at UConn.
Nick is a follower with the heart of a coward. The kind of guy who spits on a kid after he's been pushed down by the school bully. As a high school senior, he had his left ear pierced but when that failed to produce the expected wave of cheerleaders spreading their legs for him, he had no choice but to go 'Berzerk' and get the right one pierced too. Even though some freckle-faced redheaded girl from another school once told him he looked like "Josh Hartnett", he never understood that an ugly version of Josh Hartnett with no confidence or talent had no chance of pulling anything but 2s and 3s. Unfortunately, his massive self-delusion combined with impossibly high standards led him to believe he should be dating 9s and 10s like Carmen Electra and Pamela Anderson.
Anyway, he came to UConn with nothing but a Flowbee (nice hair!) and a dream, but it didn't work out the way he had hoped. After rushing Beta Fi his freshman year, he was blackballed during 'Hell Week' when he wouldn't eat the 'load sandwich' everyone else had jerked off on and started crying when the 'Pledgemaster' screamed at him. After two years of trying everything to be cool and fit in, including taking up smoking (the yellow, tobacco-stained teeth), trying steroids (the acne on his chin), and homosexuality (his fixation on the photographer's nutsack), with no results, Nick thought of transferring and starting over yet again, imagining that the 'babes' in 'Cali' would dig him. He decided to wait until after the first semester of his junior year to make up his mind.
Which brings us back to Nicole and the big football game against Boston College during Homecoming weekend. Nick, feeling as though he would go 'Berzerk' if didn't get laid soon, decided to invite old standby Nicole up to stay with him. He had been told that getting laid becomes easier after the first time, and figured Nicole was his best chance to get into a 'rhythm'.
Nicole was soooo psyched to go to the big game. It was sooooooo awesome when Nick plied her with beers while she screamed 'Gooooo Huskies' at the top of her lungs, while her too-close-together eyes tried their darndest to follow the action on the field. But the drinking didn't stop after the game. Nick dragged her to his favorite bar, and challenged her to do 'shots' with him. Later that night, as she struggled to maintain consciousness on Nick's aluminum-framed twin bed, Nick finally got to open that pack of expired Trojenz that had been rotting in his sock drawer, but by the time he figured out how to get in on, "The Hole" had passed out. Under the guise of making her comfortable, The Fury removed her clothes while she groaned "Leave me alone".
Unable to decide what to do with this 180lb. semi-nude 'stinkbitch' in his bed, he went up and down the dorm hallway until finally he found "Sledge", the coolest #### on the floor. He tells Sledge about this "chick" he "picked up" at a "party" and invites him back to his room to "check her out". Sledge follows him back to the room, sees the fat mess on Nick's bed and tells Nick, "I'd fuck her.". Nick agrees, "Yeah, man, that's what I was thinking". Now that the woefully insecure Nick has cleared it with Sledge, he quietly closes his door and hovers over his "galpal" for a few minutes before deciding that this is about as close to sex as he'll ever come if he doesn't act quickly. He puts on a condom and bangs his drunk, passed-out, unconscious, high school buddy, taking great pleasure when she momentarily gains sufficient consciousness to eke out a few slurred "nooo nick...noooooo"s before blacking out again. He finishes quickly, but instead of sparing her any further indignity, he runs down the hall to knock on Sledge's door to break the 'cool' news.
Sledge answers the door, "What's up, guy?"
Nick smiles at the influence Sledge has had on his pathetic life, and says, "Dude, I fucked the shit out of that slut." Sludge laughs, "You mean that passed-out pig on your bed?" Nick hesitates, then senses something. "Uh....just kidding." "Oh," says Sledge, "because that would be fucked up...you can go to jail for shit like that." Nick retreats, "Yeah man, I would never do that. See you tomorrow". On his way back to his room, he passes a crying and barely-dressed Nicole stumbling out of his room with her shirt half-unbuttoned. When he tries to guide her to the elevator, she tearfully screams, "GET AWAY FROM ME!" And Nick returns to his room, logs onto the computer and spends the rest of his night, "owning" people on Getbig.
And that my friends, is the story of BerzerkFury.
You are really starting to scare me. For real. :-\
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who the fuck says, "I fucked a girl last week" like its a big deal..........and lets not forget your friday and sat nights of posting.......hahaha.... ...don't let me call Bluto
hahaha, I don't think I've posted outside of one Saturday night on here in the last six months. You really need to give it up. Digging up a 6 month old post by Special Ed that wasn't funny the first time just shows how far into your head I am.
You implied I don't fuck girls. I pointed out that I did this weekend. I proved you wrong and you're in tears about it now because I got some AGAIN and you didn't. Ouch. A worse physique, less intelligence, no pussy and no money, is there anything you're better than me at? I doubt it.
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hahaha, I don't think I've posted outside of one Saturday night on here in the last six months. You really need to give it up. Digging up a 6 month old post by Special Ed that wasn't funny the first time just shows how far into your head I am.
You implied I don't fuck girls. I pointed out that I did this weekend. I proved you wrong and you're in tears about it now because I got some AGAIN and you didn't. Ouch. A worse physique, less intelligence, no pussy and no money, is there anything you're better than me at? I doubt it.
We realize that as of late, you really tried hard not to post on friday and sat nights, because of all the teasing you got for being a college kid with no life. You have to remember, most of us still remember when you use to spend all weekend here.
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We realize that as of late, you really tried hard not to post on friday and sat nights, because of all the teasing you got for being a college kid with no life. You have to remember, most of us still remember when you use to spend all weekend here.
Outside of 2 or 3 weekends during the month I logged a bunch of time here, I have spent all of maybe 8% of my weekends on here. Sorry that I'm able to smash your ego and lead a life. Even I need a break from drinking every weekend. Cry about it, sissy.
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You are really starting to scare me. For real. :-\
Right, I'm thinking "skeletons in the closet" might be applied literally to to the child stalker Blimp-lard. :o