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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: dearth on October 09, 2007, 04:39:51 PM
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I would tell madmax to get the fuck away from me.
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I'd go bang Mrs. Cutler.
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Shave my head and give Dennis Wolf a call to apologise
Then i'd go to see max and penetrate him.
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what would you do if you were Jay Cutler for a day?
- I'd tell madmax to get the fuck away from me.
- I'd go bang Mrs. Cutler.
- I'd go call out every tough guy I know to fight and hope they don't know how to.
- I'd eat 10 meals a day, once every hour from the time I wake up until the time I go to bed.
- I'd tell madmax to get the fuck away from me.
- I'd wake up in the middle of the night to have a protein shake.
- I'd drink three gallons of water.
- I'd brush my teeth at least once after every meal.
- I'd shower at least three times a day.
- I'd pump myself full of drugs and keep them in my fridge openly then have Mitsuru Okabe come over and film a DVD for me and film them.
- I'd tell madmax to get the fuck away from me.
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Give a public apology for accepting an award I didn't deserve, then gather atleast 2 ASC's and give them to Cormier. Finally I would go off all the judges who voted me first for causing all the bullshit that goes on with the Olympia judging.
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Walk around in a tank top to every store in town and amuse myself with the crazy looks I'd get.
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why the fuck do you guys keep ripping on JAY for winning the Olympia?!? If you were awarded it you'd be damn happy and take it no matter how shitty you looked. Hes just the guy who won, not the guy who judged it. christ
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I'd bury my Sandow where no one else can find it, ya know, just in case.
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I don't understand the blame being placed on Cutler and him being attacked personally.....You would think if people were that upset that they would find out the names of the judges who ripped off the other guys and start a hundred threads a day ripping on them, afterall it was their call....All Jay did was show up and pose.
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I'd register an account on Getbig and tell everyone how Victor had no legs and looked as narrow as a toothpick.
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I'd transfer paperwork on all of the cars and house to the real me that I would be the following day and ship out all of the gear to me. Probably just titty fuck mrs cutler :D
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I don't understand the blame being placed on Cutler and him being attacked personally.....You would think if people were that upset that they would find out the names of the judges who ripped off the other guys and start a hundred threads a day ripping on them, afterall it was their call....All Jay did was show up and pose.
I guess sympathy for that line of thinking went out the window when Jay said that Wolf had structural flaws ::)
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I would kick it, old school.
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If I were Jay for a day I'd double up on the Hydroxycut dosage so i wouldn't have such a fat ass.
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I'd transfer paperwork on all of the cars and house to the real me that I would be the following day and ship out all of the gear to me. Probably just titty fuck mrs cutler :D
haha
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I would have a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, and a sensible meal.
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why the fuck do you guys keep ripping on JAY for winning the Olympia?!? If you were awarded it you'd be damn happy and take it no matter how shitty you looked. Hes just the guy who won, not the guy who judged it. christ
Calm down Princess Gloria ::)
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I would put on a good pair of walking shoes and go antiquing with a friend.
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Id do glute and ham raises 5 times a week for 30 minutes after my workout
Id also drain the oil from my delts
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So soon after the Olympia I'd probably take it easy. Maybe take a yoga class or something.
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I'd probably have an early dinner and then go see a movie. Something funny.
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I'd become a Chippendale's dancer and make the most money!
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I'd take some salsa lessons and then try it out at an ethnic club that plays salsa music.
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I'd go bang Mrs. Cutler.
My thoughts exactly ... ALL DAY !!
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I'd curl up with a good book and a pint of Haagen-Daz. Yum!
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I'd use Seveste to wipe my ass.
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I would give Shawn Ray one of the Sandow trophies out of pitty when he got beat by the one armed bandit with a bloated stomach at the 1994 Olympia.
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I would update all my scrapbooks.
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I would give Wolf the money he should have won for first place sense I (Jay) don't deserve it
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I'd join a drum circle and dance like nobody was watching.
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I'd get a brasilian waxing.
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I'd rent some sappy movies and have a good cry.
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I'd sit on Matt T and fart.
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I'd get a jaw reduction ;D
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I would have some quality ME time.
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I'd call Muscletech and make sure they were dumping at least 500K of sponsorship money into the 2008 Olympia. If not, I'd announce my retirement before midnight hit.
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Id piss away alot of my winnings in the casino. Poor Jason has never been to Vegas :(
Jason
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I would have some quality ME time.
Gayer then strawberry butter.
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I would photoshop my head onto Dorian's body from the 7 weeks out photos from 1993 and pass them off as myself 7 weeks out from the 2008 Mr.Olympia.
Then i would tell Madmax i just had a wank he can suck my dick later.
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I would say sorry to wolf and give him the MR. O title.
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I would donate my time at a homeless shelter and then off to a renaissance fair.
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I guess sympathy for that line of thinking went out the window when Jay said that Wolf had structural flaws ::)
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I would remember how the fuck old I am, quit calling myself Jay!
Then I'd beat my wife senseless, go out and bang every BB groupie I could find.
Then at midnight I'd morph back into myself and leave Fuckface to pick up the pieces.
PLAN!!
TNBT
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I'd get an early start on canning some fruit for the winter.
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Oh, and if I were Dennis Wolf, I'd rub my calves together and re-invent fire.
TNBT
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Oh, and if I were Dennis Wolf, I'd rub my calves together and re-invent fire.
TNBT
If that avatar is a pic of your cows calves, the next best thing is to put the fire to some good use :o
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I'd go people watching at the mall. Maybe an Orange Julious and a Cinnabun? :)
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For all the shit Mad-Max (Dave) takes................Jay would be lost without him
Dave is Jay's "unofficial" business manager (he makes sure Jay get's where he is going,get's there on time,handles the money from selling photos,DVDS and merchandise at shows/expos)
He is Jays secretary,business partner,organizer,etc etc etc............
sure Dave looks up to Jay (and enjoys being around a "quasi-celebrity").........but they are business partners and friends
(and No Dave doesn't want to make man -love to Jay)
i don't think................... ..........
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I would tell madmax to get the fuck away from me.
x2!
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I would take his money out and and roll around in it. Then maybe acknowledge that Vic should have won.
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He is Jays secretary,business partner,organizer,etc etc etc............
sure Dave looks up to Jay (and enjoys being around a "quasi-celebrity").........but they are business partners and friends
I'm sure that's how Jay sees the relationship, but I suspect Madmax has a little more, shall we say, "emotionally invested". Madmax is the ultimate schmoe.
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I would kill a few people
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I'm sure that's how Jay sees the relationship, but I suspect Madmax has a little more, shall we say, "emotionally invested". Madmax is the ultimate schmoe.
He might just be making a nice paycheck. I bet he gets 20 percent of all Jay's winnings.
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Im about to go to my philosophy class but cant concentrate because im not sure if Jay had a good day or not. I hope he was able to workout ok and his dogs are doing fine. Maybe Kerry will prepare him something good for dinner bc im sure a hard worker like him deserves a nice meal. Jay is a good guy.
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100% you smoked weed before that post.
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I went to church today and prayed for him...