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Title: Dave Jacobs (cut260) I hear you need a lawyer...
Post by: Denny Crane on October 10, 2007, 07:18:34 PM
Your fifteen minutes are almost up. Mine has lasted a lifetime. You have a much larger court case than traffic tickets. Depsite your lying to Getbig about your court problems, I will offer to help you once.

Never Lost. Never Will.

Denny Crane.

Title: Re: Dave Jacobs (cut260) I hear you need a lawyer...
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on October 10, 2007, 07:20:59 PM
Your fifteen minutes are almost up. Mine has lasted a lifetime. You have a much larger court case than traffic tickets. Depsite your lying to Getbig about your court problems, I will offer to help you once.

Never Lost. Never Will.

Denny Crane.



Now THAT'S CONFIDENCE !  :D
Title: Re: Dave Jacobs (cut260) I hear you need a lawyer...
Post by: bigdumbbell on October 10, 2007, 07:42:27 PM
what a case
Title: Re: Dave Jacobs (cut260) I hear you need a lawyer...
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on October 10, 2007, 07:45:16 PM
Dave has to be able to back his stuff up.
Title: Re: Dave Jacobs (cut260) I hear you need a lawyer...
Post by: Denny Crane on October 10, 2007, 07:50:38 PM
Getbig you've been lied to by the Texas Turd, Dave Jacobs.

Denny Crane, legal genius, is willing to help but only if he comes clean with Getbiggers around the world.

Denny Crane.



Title: Re: Dave Jacobs (cut260) I hear you need a lawyer...
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on October 10, 2007, 07:56:51 PM
Getbig you've been lied to by the Texas Turd, Dave Jacobs.

He said some pretty inflammatory things
Title: Re: Dave Jacobs (cut260) I hear you need a lawyer...
Post by: Tre on October 10, 2007, 07:59:48 PM
Never Lost. Never Will.

Hypothetically speaking, if you were defending clients in the 1st century, do you think you could have gotten Jesus Christ off?  If so, what would have been your winning defense strategy?  
Title: Re: Dave Jacobs (cut260) I hear you need a lawyer...
Post by: Rimbaud on October 10, 2007, 08:15:20 PM
Hypothetically speaking, if you were defending clients in the 1st century, do you think you could have gotten Jesus Christ off?  If so, what would have been your winning defense strategy?  

Good questions. I'd like those answered as well.
Title: Re: Dave Jacobs (cut260) I hear you need a lawyer...
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on October 10, 2007, 08:16:59 PM
Hypothetically speaking, if you were defending clients in the 1st century, do you think you could have gotten Jesus Christ off?  If so, what would have been your winning defense strategy?  

YOU'VE GOT MY ATTENTION ! Let's hear it, Denny !
Title: Re: Dave Jacobs (cut260) I hear you need a lawyer...
Post by: ieffinhatecardio on October 10, 2007, 08:17:17 PM
The mods were quick in deleting that cut260 rant.

Any truth to it mods or is it all lies?
Title: Re: Dave Jacobs (cut260) I hear you need a lawyer...
Post by: G o a t b o y on October 10, 2007, 08:18:52 PM
Hypothetically speaking, if you were defending clients in the 1st century, do you think you could have gotten Jesus Christ off?  If so, what would have been your winning defense strategy?  


He would have said "Jesus didn't do it, it was his brother-in-law!"
Title: Re: Dave Jacobs (cut260) I hear you need a lawyer...
Post by: Denny Crane on October 10, 2007, 08:20:11 PM
Hypothetically speaking, if you were defending clients in the 1st century, do you think you could have gotten Jesus Christ off?  If so, what would have been your winning defense strategy?  
You... Democrat! Protesting war and banning guns. If you Nancys had your way, nobody would ever shoot anybody! And then where would we be?

Massachusetts is a Blue State. God has no place here.

Denny Crane.
Title: Re: Dave Jacobs (cut260) I hear you need a lawyer...
Post by: Al-Gebra on October 10, 2007, 08:20:42 PM

He would have said "Jesus didn't do it, it was his brother-in-law!"


hahahahahaha . . . post of the day right here.
Title: Re: Dave Jacobs (cut260) I hear you need a lawyer...
Post by: bigdumbbell on October 10, 2007, 08:23:35 PM
Hypothetically speaking, if you were defending clients in the 1st century, do you think you could have gotten Jesus Christ off?  If so, what would have been your winning defense strategy?  
got jesus christ off?  doing what to him?
Title: Re: Dave Jacobs (cut260) I hear you need a lawyer...
Post by: Denny Crane on October 10, 2007, 08:24:08 PM
I don't care about his man-crush on that Thompson fella. I can never understand why people don't use violence more often to solve their problems. Works every time.

I'm talking about his lies to getbiggers, he has more than traffic tickets on his court plate.

Big star. I blow solar flares out of my ass.

Denny Crane.
Title: Re: Dave Jacobs (cut260) I hear you need a lawyer...
Post by: bigdumbbell on October 10, 2007, 08:42:07 PM
cut260 is 260lbs. and cut
nice jewish boy he'd have to be