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Getbig Misc Discussion Boards => Mixed Martial Arts (MMA/UFC) => Topic started by: Bluto on October 16, 2007, 01:59:12 PM
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"If you hit me in your dreams, you better wake up and appologize!"
-Muhammad Ali
"I would fight the devil himself if he stepped into the Octagon."
-Royce Gracie
"Ken Shamrock is 'The World's Most Dangerous Man'? Maybe behind the wheel of a car."
-Don Frye
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"I've got a strategy, it's called whoop that ass!"
-Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
"This is where I punch him and Break his Liver!" - Bas
"I wanna fuck...fight Chuck" Wand
"I'm gonna beat you into the living-death!"
-Ken Shamrock
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"Sorry, but I just got punched in the head by a giant Russian with a tatoo of a Grim Reaper holding a baby."
-Josh Barnett
"I have retard strength."
-Jason "Mayhem" Miller
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here's some good ones from when bas and quadros used to comment together
Stephen Quadros: What position is that Bas
Bas Rutten: Yay, the head-between the-thighs-position, usually used for another act. The black-widow technique!
Stephen Quadros: I must say I have had it done to me a few times..
Bas Rutten: hehehe!
Stephen Quadros: I am sure he has a few tricks up his sleeve.
Bas Rutten: He's not wearing any sleeves.
Stephen Quadros: Don't even start, Bas.
Bas Rutten: He has a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
Stephen Quadros: Yes, well many of the fighters have a black belt.
Bas Rutten: Yes, but in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu you cant buy your belt like in say, Tae Kwon Do.
Stephen Quadros: Do you have any belts?
Bas Rutten: I have a brown belt in Tae Kwon Do.
Stephan Quadros: It looks like a few of Silva's knees got through there to Matsui's nose.
Bas Rutten: Either that or he has really high blood pressure.
Stephen Quadros: Have there been any fighters jealous of your good looks?
Guy Mezger: Aren't they all. Or their girlfriends anyways
Interviewer: What does your father do?
Kazushi Sakuraba: My dad, well he's probably drinking right about now *laughing* because today's his day off.
Stephen Quadros: How long have you had that mustache?
Don Frye: Since I was 5. I got it from my mom's side of the family. She's not a pretty woman.
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Interviewer: What do you think of gangster rap?
Murilo Rua: I don't know much about it. I like Elton John and Phil Collins
Stephen Quadros: Would you be concerned about Sateke's invisible kick?
Quinton Jackson: I guess so, goddamit, 'cuz if it's invisible, I cannot see the guy.
Announcer: Igor. You just won the IFC championship and 25,000
dollars. How do you feel?
Igor Vovchanchyn: Okay. *gives thumbs up*
I think knees and elbows are over rated unless you down over at queer street."- Tank Abbott.
"I dreamed that I was being raped by Freddy Mercury." -Tank Abbott after being defeated by Dan Severn.
"In a real fight in a bar, you wouldn't be able to lay on your back like a bitch. You might catch a pool cue to the back of the head." -Tank Abbott.
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Interviewer: What do you think of gangster rap?
Murilo Rua: I don't know much about it. I like Elton John and Phil Collins
Stephen Quadros: Would you be concerned about Sateke's invisible kick?
Quinton Jackson: I guess so, goddamit, 'cuz if it's invisible, I cannot see the ####.
Announcer: Igor. You just won the IFC championship and 25,000
dollars. How do you feel?
Igor Vovchanchyn: Okay. *gives thumbs up*
I think knees and elbows are over rated unless you down over at queer street."- Tank Abbott.
"I dreamed that I was being raped by Freddy Mercury." -Tank Abbott after being defeated by Dan Severn.
"In a real fight in a bar, you wouldn't be able to lay on your back like a bitch. You might catch a pool cue to the back of the head." -Tank Abbott.
Tank is classic. I hope Elite XC is able to put together the Kimbo match.