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Title: Gym ownage story
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 20, 2007, 12:33:16 AM
     I know it's hillarious but I gotta tell u this one  : yesterday at the gym where I do personal training , we got this 2 local " thug /  i got money  /  i'm the shit " guys . Anyway : the bigger dude is a natural guy pretty strong and straight forward , the second one  , the culprit is a 5'8" midget , with a decent built  , who benches 240 .
     This second guy , want's everyone to believe he's a hard dude , drives a 330 customed beemer , dresses with "channel " glasses , the whole 9 yards .
      He is " married to a hottie " who is fucking some swiss sugar daddy so he keeps her nicely money wise and he hangs on to whatever she pisses moneywise . Anyway..a dude with a huge chip on his shoulder .
      Funny thing is he is a weak dude but looks decent , and whenever he sees a pro bodybuilder on the Plasma in the gym ( we have dvd's running at times ) he acts all disgusted and whines that he doesnt take anything " not even creatine " and those guys are all juice .
      More so , when they ask me what I lift I tell them and he always smirks and asks me to tell him " what else " I take . So I got pissed yesterday and he was going on and on about how I'm on roids to be strong , etc , kinda like the the weakthe nattys on this board . At which I replied " LET'S GO RIGHT NOW : WHAT EVER YOUR MAX 1 REP IS IN ANY EXERCISE U WANT , i'LL DO 10 REPS WITH THAT WEIGHT ".
       So he keeps dodging the challenge and keeps calling me a liar at which I was getting really pissed so I said really loud in the gym that :" WHEN IT COMES TO STRENTGH IN THE GYM I'M MICHAEL JACKSON AND U ARE MOGA ( romanian pop star ) " . He got really mad and when he left the gym got into my face and kinda suggested " to be carefull not to ruin my dessous " , at wich I started laughing and replied "  my dessous would be like baggy pants for u " !
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on October 20, 2007, 12:34:24 AM
I'm convinced you're a troll.  Nobody is this pathetic in real life.  At least I hope not. :-\
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: Captain Equipoise on October 20, 2007, 12:48:34 AM
sevastese: you need help dude... seriously.
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: Eric2 on October 20, 2007, 12:56:36 AM
Sevaste- you really thought hard about this right? This is all yo could come up with?
  I have heard better stories from 3rd graders. Your storie never happend by the way. ;)
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 20, 2007, 12:59:47 AM
Sevaste- you really thought hard about this right? This is all yo could come up with?
  I have heard better stories from 3rd graders. Your storie never happend by the way. ;)

Actually it did . yesterday night . Sorry to break it to ya but it's real
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: Eric2 on October 20, 2007, 01:02:31 AM
Well if it's real .....................it's a story only a bitch could tell.
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: phreak on October 20, 2007, 01:04:52 AM
I'm convinced you're a troll.  Nobody is this pathetic in real life.  At least I hope not. :-\
It's that whole Eastern Europe thing. They have nothing to live for, so they make up stories. But decades of communism also sucked their creativity out of them, so those stories suck too.
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 20, 2007, 01:07:12 AM
I'm convinced you're a troll.  Nobody is this pathetic in real life.  At least I hope not. :-\
THE REAL QUESTION IS WHO'S GIMMICK ARE U ?
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: TacoBell on October 20, 2007, 01:28:30 AM
Um if "married to a hottie" looks good, why would he be asking what you take, seeing as you look mediocre at best  ???
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: windsor88 on October 20, 2007, 01:58:53 AM
It may have been true story but why even type out that lame shit. I am pissed at myself for reading it all and expecting something interesting.  FUCK !!!!! 
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: Mons Venus on October 20, 2007, 02:08:25 AM
     I know it's hillarious but I gotta tell u this one  : yesterday at the gym where I do personal training , we got this 2 local " thug /  i got money  /  i'm the shit " guys . Anyway : the bigger dude is a natural guy pretty strong and straight forward , the second one  , the culprit is a 5'8" midget , with a decent built  , who benches 240 .
     This second guy , want's everyone to believe he's a hard dude , drives a 330 customed beemer , dresses with "channel " glasses , the whole 9 yards .
      He is " married to a hottie " who is fucking some swiss sugar daddy so he keeps her nicely money wise and he hangs on to whatever she pisses moneywise . Anyway..a dude with a huge chip on his shoulder .
      Funny thing is he is a weak dude but looks decent , and whenever he sees a pro bodybuilder on the Plasma in the gym ( we have dvd's running at times ) he acts all disgusted and whines that he doesnt take anything " not even creatine " and those guys are all juice .
      More so , when they ask me what I lift I tell them and he always smirks and asks me to tell him " what else " I take . So I got pissed yesterday and he was going on and on about how I'm on roids to be strong , etc , kinda like the the weakthe nattys on this board . At which I replied " LET'S GO RIGHT NOW : WHAT EVER YOUR MAX 1 REP IS IN ANY EXERCISE U WANT , i'LL DO 10 REPS WITH THAT WEIGHT ".
       So he keeps dodging the challenge and keeps calling me a liar at which I was getting really pissed so I said really loud in the gym that :" WHEN IT COMES TO STRENTGH IN THE GYM I'M MICHAEL JACKSON AND U ARE MOGA ( romanian pop star ) " . He got really mad and when he left the gym got into my face and kinda suggested " to be carefull not to ruin my dessous " , at wich I started laughing and replied "  my dessous would be like baggy pants for u " !

WTF was that ramble about ?  ::)
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: Monster81 on October 20, 2007, 02:35:30 AM
B S
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: MoralMan on October 20, 2007, 03:54:39 AM
     I know it's hillarious but I gotta tell u this one  : yesterday at the gym where I do personal training , we got this 2 local " thug /  i got money  /  i'm the shit " guys . Anyway : the bigger dude is a natural guy pretty strong and straight forward , the second one  , the culprit is a 5'8" midget , with a decent built  , who benches 240 .
     This second guy , want's everyone to believe he's a hard dude , drives a 330 customed beemer , dresses with "channel " glasses , the whole 9 yards .
      He is " married to a hottie " who is fucking some swiss sugar daddy so he keeps her nicely money wise and he hangs on to whatever she pisses moneywise . Anyway..a dude with a huge chip on his shoulder .
      Funny thing is he is a weak dude but looks decent , and whenever he sees a pro bodybuilder on the Plasma in the gym ( we have dvd's running at times ) he acts all disgusted and whines that he doesnt take anything " not even creatine " and those guys are all juice .
      More so , when they ask me what I lift I tell them and he always smirks and asks me to tell him " what else " I take . So I got pissed yesterday and he was going on and on about how I'm on roids to be strong , etc , kinda like the the weakthe nattys on this board . At which I replied " LET'S GO RIGHT NOW : WHAT EVER YOUR MAX 1 REP IS IN ANY EXERCISE U WANT , i'LL DO 10 REPS WITH THAT WEIGHT ".
       So he keeps dodging the challenge and keeps calling me a liar at which I was getting really pissed so I said really loud in the gym that :" WHEN IT COMES TO STRENTGH IN THE GYM I'M MICHAEL JACKSON AND U ARE MOGA ( romanian pop star ) " . He got really mad and when he left the gym got into my face and kinda suggested " to be carefull not to ruin my dessous " , at wich I started laughing and replied "  my dessous would be like baggy pants for u " !

You still squatting 700?
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: rocket on October 20, 2007, 04:49:31 AM
Thats not gym ownage.
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: DEFCON on October 20, 2007, 05:24:04 AM
I'm convinced you're a troll.  Nobody is this pathetic in real life.  At least I hope not. :-\

yeah that was pretty sad
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: Stark on October 20, 2007, 05:24:55 AM
www.gymstories.com for more funny gym stories folks ;)
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: rocket on October 20, 2007, 05:29:38 AM
I submited it at http://www.gymstories.com it's certainly worth to be posted there...

Only for the quantity of stories.  Its a shit story with very little point.
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: Stark on October 20, 2007, 05:31:23 AM
Only for the quantity of stories.  Its a shit story with very little point.

You cought me....

I will have Categories soon, Brutal Stupid, Funny as hell, and everything a confirmend Pro would post... Problem is atm I need as much content as possible.
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: Andre Nickatina on October 20, 2007, 06:00:35 AM
HAHAH Savastest is a locc! epoic asbesating ;D
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: benz on October 20, 2007, 06:16:30 AM
(http://www.cls.yale.edu/lexis2/PD/content/liar.jpg)
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: HalloweenMan on October 20, 2007, 06:31:39 AM
epic attempt and failure to be the Squadfather. 
how sad is it that you had to explain your owning on here (moga) you cant own people with names and things that they dont even know what it is.   
nice try though  ::)
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: _bruce_ on October 20, 2007, 06:35:27 AM
I wear my dessous with pride  ;D
Why are all "fit"men drama queens?
Nobody gives a shit about your sixpack.

Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: theworm on October 20, 2007, 06:49:30 AM
WTF is dessous?


Also, I think this thread is more SELF OWNING than anything else... especially when you claim you are "Michael Jackson!"
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: theworm on October 20, 2007, 06:50:05 AM
Also, why would anyone claim a 5'4 130 pound guy is on steroids?
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: Dragon on October 20, 2007, 07:20:01 AM
     I know it's hillarious but I gotta tell u this one  : yesterday at the gym where I do personal training , we got this 2 local " thug /  i got money  /  i'm the shit " guys . Anyway : the bigger dude is a natural guy pretty strong and straight forward , the second one  , the culprit is a 5'8" midget , with a decent built  , who benches 240 .
     This second guy , want's everyone to believe he's a hard dude , drives a 330 customed beemer , dresses with "channel " glasses , the whole 9 yards .
      He is " married to a hottie " who is fucking some swiss sugar daddy so he keeps her nicely money wise and he hangs on to whatever she pisses moneywise . Anyway..a dude with a huge chip on his shoulder .
      Funny thing is he is a weak dude but looks decent , and whenever he sees a pro bodybuilder on the Plasma in the gym ( we have dvd's running at times ) he acts all disgusted and whines that he doesnt take anything " not even creatine " and those guys are all juice .
      More so , when they ask me what I lift I tell them and he always smirks and asks me to tell him " what else " I take . So I got pissed yesterday and he was going on and on about how I'm on roids to be strong , etc , kinda like the the weakthe nattys on this board . At which I replied " LET'S GO RIGHT NOW : WHAT EVER YOUR MAX 1 REP IS IN ANY EXERCISE U WANT , i'LL DO 10 REPS WITH THAT WEIGHT ".
       So he keeps dodging the challenge and keeps calling me a liar at which I was getting really pissed so I said really loud in the gym that :" WHEN IT COMES TO STRENTGH IN THE GYM I'M MICHAEL JACKSON AND U ARE MOGA ( romanian pop star ) " . He got really mad and when he left the gym got into my face and kinda suggested " to be carefull not to ruin my dessous " , at wich I started laughing and replied "  my dessous would be like baggy pants for u " !
from the looks of it, them 2 guys caused you to meltdown.. for telling the truth LOL! you're juicing just to be strong in local gym - thats the truth aint it LOL
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: nycbull on October 20, 2007, 07:56:30 AM
I want to hear more about Moga.   :D
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on October 20, 2007, 08:54:22 AM
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAH  LMAO @ this thread backfiring on "sevastase"
 
It probably took him an hour to think up that bullshit and write it down.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: MAXX on October 20, 2007, 08:58:04 AM
     I know it's hillarious but I gotta tell u this one  : yesterday at the gym where I do personal training , we got this 2 local " thug /  i got money  /  i'm the shit " guys . Anyway : the bigger dude is a natural guy pretty strong and straight forward , the second one  , the culprit is a 5'8" midget , with a decent built  , who benches 240 .
     This second guy , want's everyone to believe he's a hard dude , drives a 330 customed beemer , dresses with "channel " glasses , the whole 9 yards .
      He is " married to a hottie " who is fucking some swiss sugar daddy so he keeps her nicely money wise and he hangs on to whatever she pisses moneywise . Anyway..a dude with a huge chip on his shoulder .
      Funny thing is he is a weak dude but looks decent , and whenever he sees a pro bodybuilder on the Plasma in the gym ( we have dvd's running at times ) he acts all disgusted and whines that he doesnt take anything " not even creatine " and those guys are all juice .
      More so , when they ask me what I lift I tell them and he always smirks and asks me to tell him " what else " I take . So I got pissed yesterday and he was going on and on about how I'm on roids to be strong , etc , kinda like the the weakthe nattys on this board . At which I replied " LET'S GO RIGHT NOW : WHAT EVER YOUR MAX 1 REP IS IN ANY EXERCISE U WANT , i'LL DO 10 REPS WITH THAT WEIGHT ".
       So he keeps dodging the challenge and keeps calling me a liar at which I was getting really pissed so I said really loud in the gym that :" WHEN IT COMES TO STRENTGH IN THE GYM I'M MICHAEL JACKSON AND U ARE MOGA ( romanian pop star ) " . He got really mad and when he left the gym got into my face and kinda suggested " to be carefull not to ruin my dessous " , at wich I started laughing and replied "  my dessous would be like baggy pants for u " !
its nice to dream sevaste.


sevaste is also a tennis pro!

and he can bench 405 for 5 reps easy at a bw of 180  :)
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: garraeth on October 20, 2007, 09:02:50 AM
I don't think many people like "sevastase". Two out of two threads, in one night, backfire on his Eurotrash ass. Oh well. Too bad. So sad. Brought it upon himself. :'(
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: Danny on October 20, 2007, 09:03:45 AM
Who the fuck cares??  :o
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 20, 2007, 10:46:24 AM
I don't think many people like "sevastase". Two out of two threads, in one night, backfire on his Eurotrash ass. Oh well. Too bad. So sad. Brought it upon himself. :'(
u got balls " so to speak " grampa ?
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: garraeth on October 20, 2007, 11:54:30 AM
u got balls " so to speak " grampa ?
hmm...explain your implication of irony in the context of this thread. You make no sense.

Your threads backfire so marvelously in your face. Looks like you've got a running tally. Sweet!
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 20, 2007, 11:59:27 AM
hmm...explain your implication of irony. You make no sense.

Your threads backfire so marvelously in your face. Looks like you've got a running tally. Sweet!
for how much shit u take plus milos training u , you look terrible . But he did wonder with your crappy genes .
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on October 20, 2007, 12:00:44 PM
for how much shit u take plus milos training u , you look terrible . But he did wonder with your crappy genes .

Epic irony coming from a skinny geek who took tons of test. yet still looks like he's been lifting weights for 3 months.
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: garraeth on October 20, 2007, 12:05:07 PM
for how much shit u take plus milos training u , you look terrible . But he did wonder with your crappy genes .
When you say: "how much shit u take" do you mean:
--supplements I take
--food I eat
--shit you think I might eat (that's an odd one, and really gross sevastase)
--hassle from other people
--shit I'm carrying around with me -- taking it someplace? To the mall? Not sure.
--pressure from Milos to lift
--something to do with a relationship between "taking shit" and "crappy genes"...am I to understand that "taking shit" leads to "crappy genes"? I'm not sure how that would work.

Sorry, you must be more clear.
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 20, 2007, 12:21:53 PM
When you say: "how much shit u take" do you mean:
--supplements I take
--food I eat
--shit you think I might eat (that's an odd one, and really gross sevastase)
--hassle from other people
--shit I'm carrying around with me -- taking it someplace? To the mall? Not sure.
--pressure from Milos to lift
--something to do with a relationship between "taking shit" and "crappy genes"...am I to understand that "taking shit" leads to "crappy genes"? I'm not sure how that would work.

Sorry, you must be more clear.
specific : hormones , slin , steroids , ai, fatburners , thyroid hormones .
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on October 20, 2007, 12:24:23 PM
specific : hormones , slin , steroids , ai, fatburners , thyroid hormones .

Aren't you the same "guy" who ran several high dosage cycles of test yet still couldn't manage to gain an ounce of muscle? ::)
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 20, 2007, 12:33:27 PM
Aren't you the same "guy" who ran several high dosage cycles of test yet still couldn't manage to gain an ounce of muscle? ::)
who's gimmick are u ?
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: garraeth on October 20, 2007, 12:41:12 PM
specific : hormones , slin , steroids , ai, fatburners , thyroid hormones .
So you are calling those things "shit" because they did not do anything for you when you took them?
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: Mons Venus on October 20, 2007, 12:50:03 PM
Seva, that was to worst f'n story in getbig history.  ???
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: SteelePegasus on October 20, 2007, 01:02:25 PM
just to make sure that I understand

some weak natty is bitching that everyone is juicing...alongs comes Sevastase, who is upset that the guy is calling everyone a juicer

the irony is just too much...


also a known juicer wants to challenge a weak natty to a lifting contest..great  ::)
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: WhiteCastle on October 20, 2007, 01:13:11 PM
Worst gym ownage story to date....self-ownage and epic thread backfire. 
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: chaos on October 20, 2007, 01:14:13 PM
     I know it's hillarious but I gotta tell u this one  : yesterday at the gym where I do personal training , we got this 2 local " thug /  i got money  /  i'm the shit " guys . Anyway : the bigger dude is a natural guy pretty strong and straight forward , the second one  , the culprit is a 5'8" midget , with a decent built  , who benches 240 .
     This second guy , want's everyone to believe he's a hard dude , drives a 330 customed beemer , dresses with "channel " glasses , the whole 9 yards .
      He is " married to a hottie " who is fucking some swiss sugar daddy so he keeps her nicely money wise and he hangs on to whatever she pisses moneywise . Anyway..a dude with a huge chip on his shoulder .
      Funny thing is he is a weak dude but looks decent , and whenever he sees a pro bodybuilder on the Plasma in the gym ( we have dvd's running at times ) he acts all disgusted and whines that he doesnt take anything " not even creatine " and those guys are all juice .
      More so , when they ask me what I lift I tell them and he always smirks and asks me to tell him " what else " I take . So I got pissed yesterday and he was going on and on about how I'm on roids to be strong , etc , kinda like the the weakthe nattys on this board . At which I replied " LET'S GO RIGHT NOW : WHAT EVER YOUR MAX 1 REP IS IN ANY EXERCISE U WANT , i'LL DO 10 REPS WITH THAT WEIGHT ".
       So he keeps dodging the challenge and keeps calling me a liar at which I was getting really pissed so I said really loud in the gym that :" WHEN IT COMES TO STRENTGH IN THE GYM I'M MICHAEL JACKSON AND U ARE MOGA ( romanian pop star ) " . He got really mad and when he left the gym got into my face and kinda suggested " to be carefull not to ruin my dessous " , at wich I started laughing and replied "  my dessous would be like baggy pants for u " !
This is the saddest story of an owning I've ever heard, if you are going to spend the time to make something up, at least make it funny/violent.... you are shit.
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: SteelePegasus on October 20, 2007, 01:15:40 PM
This is the saddest story of an owning I've ever heard, if you are going to spend the time to make something up, at least make it funny/violent.... you are shit.

no, the saddest part is that he lives in Romania


also he buys fake steroids
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: HalloweenMan on October 20, 2007, 01:17:38 PM
someone should redo the vince pic that says  proof that steroids dont work  but add sevastase to the picture too. 
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: Danny on October 20, 2007, 01:31:08 PM
no, the saddest part is that he lives in Romania


also he buys fake steroids

Believe me....if you can't find real roids in Ro than you really must be an idiot... ;D ;D
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: Stubborn on October 20, 2007, 01:43:16 PM
This one time at the gym I told this guy I could do more weight than him and he got mad.



True story 8)



Tool :D
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: GonnaRuckYou on October 20, 2007, 02:42:10 PM
blah blah a story only a f.aggot would tell blah blah

bitch.
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: rocket on October 21, 2007, 07:25:31 AM
You cought me....

I will have Categories soon, Brutal Stupid, Funny as hell, and everything a confirmend Pro would post... Problem is atm I need as much content as possible.

Personally if I were you, looking to get content I'd just search for gym stories on all the bb boards and pm the authors and ask them if they would mind having their stories submitted.

Failing that I'd take them.

Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 21, 2007, 11:49:16 AM
I could bet that most of the bitchy comments come from frustrated college kids w/ barbwire tatoos who can't break 240 in bench and are too self conscious to post a pic.
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: GonnaRuckYou on October 21, 2007, 12:18:40 PM
I could bet that most of the bitchy comments come from frustrated college kids w/ barbwire tatoos who can't break 240 in bench and are too self conscious to post a pic.

Meltdown
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 21, 2007, 12:42:26 PM
Meltdown
Here's u buddy..in a single post u reckon u're a 2nd hand athlete , and you're gay ( men who pinched your nutsack ) .MONSTER SELF OWNAGE !











   BY THE WAY : RUGBY OVER FOOTBALL ????? U MUST BE THE MOST DELUSIONAL ARMCHAIR QB EVER!    PUNK





I played Football since I was 8 years old. Now I play Division I Rugby in college...Rugby is so much fucking better than football its not even funny. We dont wear all those prissy pads so when you get cracked, you really get cracked. Rucks are fun as hell too, nothing funner then being the designated thug and rucking all over people. Downside of the ruck....ive had my ass pinched and my balls groped  Lips sealed

EDIT: Football is fun as hell too. Shit...any sport where I can just run down the field and crack somebody without getting locked away for it is awesome.
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: chaos on October 21, 2007, 12:48:02 PM
EDIT: Football is fun as hell too. Shit...any sport where I can just run down the field and crack somebody without getting locked away for it is awesome.
The only time you could "crack somebody" is if you are playing in the elementary school league, any high school footballer would destroy your scrawny ass.
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: GonnaRuckYou on October 21, 2007, 12:49:41 PM
Poor sevaqueef, pissed off at everyone else becase he sucks so much. Don't blame us sevaqueef.
Title: Re: Gym ownage story
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 21, 2007, 12:51:27 PM
Poor sevaqueef, pissed off at everyone else becase he sucks so much. Don't blame us sevaqueef.
MEELTDOWN ! RELAX TIGRESS  :D U TRYIN' TOO HARD !