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Title: Was Brad Paisley inspired by Getbig?
Post by: Cap on October 25, 2007, 08:05:28 AM
"Online"

I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight

I'm a Sci-Fi fantastic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace

'cause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up the Mac

In real life the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
Title: Re: Was Brad Paisley inspired by Getbig?
Post by: wisconsinBB on October 25, 2007, 08:08:48 AM
Thats pretty much me, only im 5'10 not 6'5  ;D
Title: Re: Was Brad Paisley inspired by Getbig?
Post by: Mars on October 25, 2007, 08:09:47 AM
Quote from: wisconsinBB on October 25, 2007, 08:08:48 AM
Thats pretty much me, only im 5'10 not 6'5  ;D

yes you have a great physique and beautiful smile.
Title: Re: Was Brad Paisley inspired by Getbig?
Post by: The Squadfather on October 25, 2007, 08:11:24 AM
Quote from: Mars on October 25, 2007, 08:09:47 AM
yes you have a great physique and beautiful smile.
your not exactly a geek yourself Mars.
Title: Re: Was Brad Paisley inspired by Getbig?
Post by: Cap on October 25, 2007, 11:16:50 AM
See if he had a line about how much he benched and inches on his arms, he would be set.
Title: Re: Was Brad Paisley inspired by Getbig?
Post by: Undisputed on October 25, 2007, 11:49:26 AM
Weird Al should remake his song with all stuff from getbig.....
Title: Re: Was Brad Paisley inspired by Getbig?
Post by: Man of Steel on October 25, 2007, 11:55:39 AM
Quote from: Mars on October 25, 2007, 08:09:47 AM
yes you have a great physique and beautiful smile.

AAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!  "and beautiful smile".....classic Mars!!