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Title: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: MindSpin on October 27, 2007, 08:54:20 AM
Last night I got together with some friends for poker & drinking.  For some reason or another I started a "discussion" with one of the guys which evolved into a heated argument, which evolved into a wrestling match.  I'm not sure how it happened, but it ended with me putting him to sleep from a RNCH....lol.

First time I've ever held someone long enough for them to go out...kinda weird/scary becasue you're so pumped up that you don't really feel the person go limp.  If it wasn't for the rest of the guys pulling him off, I would have held him way longer.  BTW, he never tapped.
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Post by: Bluto on October 27, 2007, 08:55:23 AM
good job

you should have got it taped and put out on youtube
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Post by: nuyork143 on October 27, 2007, 09:20:43 AM
Last night I got together with some friends for poker & drinking.  For some reason or another I started a "discussion" with one of the guys which evolved into a heated argument, which evolved into a wrestling match.  I'm not sure how it happened, but it ended with me putting him to sleep from a RNCH....lol.

First time I've ever held someone long enough for them to go out...kinda weird/scary becasue you're so pumped up that you don't really feel the person go limp.  If it wasn't for the rest of the guys pulling him off, I would have held him way longer.  BTW, he never tapped.

99 percent of people who have never grappled wont tap.  They dont think to do it, thier bodies are so shocked by whats going on they forget...haha ;D
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: MindSpin on October 27, 2007, 09:27:15 AM
99 percent of people who have never grappled wont tap.  They dont think to do it, thier bodies are so shocked by whats going on they forget...haha ;D

Ha ha.  I just realized I have a huge bruise on my biceps, where he must have been grabbing to break the choke...lol.
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: nuyork143 on October 27, 2007, 09:36:47 AM
Ha ha.  I just realized I have a huge bruise on my biceps, where he must have been grabbing to break the choke...lol.
It is kinda funny though, they wake up and are like WTF just happened, cant remember shit... ;D
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: Bluto on October 27, 2007, 10:12:39 AM
99 percent of people who have never grappled wont tap.  They dont think to do it, thier bodies are so shocked by whats going on they forget...haha ;D

which is a good thing. because most people wouldnt give a shit if someone tapped

Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: nuyork143 on October 27, 2007, 10:16:08 AM
which is a good thing. because most people wouldnt give a shit if someone tapped



Thats true as well, most people that are holding the choke are so hyped that they arent paying attention to the chokee... ;D
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Post by: *ChuteBoxe* on October 27, 2007, 10:50:31 AM
I remember I choked a dude out with a standing head arm choke, he was in the middle of throwing a sucker punch at a friend of mine so I snuck up and wrapped him up while his punching arm was still extended.  That mutherfucker was kicking around all over the place but the choke was sunk in, I could hear him trying to say something but I held it until I felt the fight in him leave, then I got the fuck out of there because someone called the cops.  Right after that we went to a friend of mines house who had a scanner and listened to what was going on, apparently that guy needed an ambulance and oxygen administered.
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: nuyork143 on October 27, 2007, 10:59:49 AM
I remember choked a dude out with a standing head arm choke, he was in the middle of throwing a sucker punch at a friend of mine so I snuck up and wrapped him up while his punching arm was still extended.  That mutherfucker was kicking around all over the place but the choke was sunk in, I could hear him trying to say something but I held it until I felt the fight in him leave, then I got the fuck out of there because someone called the cops.  Right after that we went to a friend of mines house who had a scanner and listened to what was going on, apparently that guy needed an ambulance and oxygen administered.

SWEET! ;D
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: chaos on October 27, 2007, 11:03:07 AM
You guys are scary. :o
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: nuyork143 on October 27, 2007, 11:08:07 AM
You guys are scary. :o

We need to sick these guys on plumptard and Tubby...
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: americanbulldog on October 27, 2007, 01:44:52 PM
I saw Judo Gene LeBell choke out someone at a seminar, and they started to convulse.  Everyone other than Gene and Gokor were afraid.  BTW, if you ever attend his seminar, don't volunteer for this. 
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Post by: Deadpool on October 27, 2007, 02:04:08 PM
Sally used to put out guys she wrestled.  Kind of cool, she'd do it in a headscissors.  She'd squeeze the guys so hard she'd have ear mark indentations on her inner thighs.
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Post by: power_n_glory on October 27, 2007, 02:19:11 PM
doesnt mean shit until you do it for real
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Post by: nuyork143 on October 27, 2007, 02:20:40 PM
Sally used to put out guys she wrestled.  Kind of cool, she'd do it in a headscissors.  She'd squeeze the guys so hard she'd have ear mark indentations on her inner thighs.

Raises hand to volunteer...
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Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on October 27, 2007, 04:03:08 PM
Last night I got together with some friends for poker & drinking.  For some reason or another I started a "discussion" with one of the guys which evolved into a heated argument, which evolved into a wrestling match.  I'm not sure how it happened, but it ended with me putting him to sleep from a RNCH....lol.

First time I've ever held someone long enough for them to go out...kinda weird/scary becasue you're so pumped up that you don't really feel the person go limp.  If it wasn't for the rest of the guys pulling him off, I would have held him way longer.  BTW, he never tapped.

Sounds nice. Why would you choke him until he lapses into unconsciousness if he's your friend? What ever happended to just putting up your dukes and slugging it out? I've been in plenty of drunken tussles with buddies of mine over stupid shit back in the day. But I never went for the guy's neck to make him pass out.

What's with this choking shit these days ? Seems like a faggy and unmanly move if you ask me unless the guy's trying to kill you. But that wasn't the case based on what you've described. You were fucking around with a buddy.
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: ATHEIST on October 27, 2007, 04:48:50 PM
Sounds nice. Why would you choke him until he lapses into unconsciousness if he's your friend? What ever happended to just putting up your dukes and slugging it out? I've been in plenty of drunken tussles with buddies of mine over stupid shit back in the day. But I never went for the guy's neck to make him pass out.

What's with this choking shit these days ? Seems like a faggy and unmanly move if you ask me unless the guy's trying to kill you. But that wasn't the case based on what you've described. You were fucking around with a buddy.

 thats kinda what i was thinking, seems a bit overboard to do to someone over a discussion that got heated during a card game.
if that was me i would make it my goal to take all his money through out the night rather than ruin the night for everyone. :-\
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: nuyork143 on October 27, 2007, 04:53:18 PM
Hey when it gets to the point when the other mother fucker gets crazy, sometimes you just gotta choke a mother fucker out..... ;D
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Post by: davinci on October 27, 2007, 05:39:52 PM
just pulled off a sick upside down head arm triangle from back mount the other day. guy said it was so tight he was about to b out in seconds


from top position on there back with hooks in, swing one leg out an around to same side of body as if you are about to lay on your back next to guy with one hook in, your arm goes around his neck deep and comes out under his armpit, grab with other arm and sit back to lock in neckchoke crank,,, also your one leg you left in is to keep them  from flipping forward to get out of it
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: nuyork143 on October 27, 2007, 06:03:42 PM
just pulled off a sick upside down head arm triangle from back mount the other day. guy said it was so tight he was about to b out in seconds


from top position on there back with hooks in, swing one leg out an around to same side of body as if you are about to lay on your back next to guy with one hook in, your arm goes around his neck deep and comes out under his armpit, grab with other arm and sit back to lock in neckchoke crank,,, also your one leg you left in is to keep them  from flipping forward to get out of it

Maybe Im just not understanding your explanation, but it sounds like a guillotine with an arm in?????  explain if I am wrong.
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: Al-Gebra on October 27, 2007, 07:14:14 PM
just pulled off a sick upside down head arm triangle from back mount the other day. guy said it was so tight he was about to b out in seconds


from top position on there back with hooks in, swing one leg out an around to same side of body as if you are about to lay on your back next to guy with one hook in, your arm goes around his neck deep and comes out under his armpit, grab with other arm and sit back to lock in neckchoke crank,,, also your one leg you left in is to keep them  from flipping forward to get out of it

ohmigod, dude, that's like totally sick!!!11111

Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: nuyork143 on October 27, 2007, 07:21:16 PM
ohmigod, dude, that's like totally sick!!!11111



{voice of Cartman} totally got pwn3d!!!!!
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: MindSpin on October 27, 2007, 09:05:58 PM
Sounds nice. Why would you choke him until he lapses into unconsciousness if he's your friend? What ever happended to just putting up your dukes and slugging it out? I've been in plenty of drunken tussles with buddies of mine over stupid shit back in the day. But I never went for the guy's neck to make him pass out.

What's with this choking shit these days ? Seems like a faggy and unmanly move if you ask me unless the guy's trying to kill you. But that wasn't the case based on what you've described. You were fucking around with a buddy.

Punching a buddy in the face seems way more harsh than some harmless grappling.  I didn't mean to put him out.  He tried to take me medown.  Somehow I got his back, sunk in the choke and told him to tap.  He wouldn't and was out in what seemed like seconds.  Best part, when he woke up, he went ape shit and started punching the walls & throwing chairs.  Then he calmed down and we continued our game. ;D
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Post by: Geo on October 27, 2007, 09:16:56 PM
Best part, when he woke up, he went ape shit and started punching the walls & throwing chairs.  Then he calmed down and we continued our game. ;D

sounds like ya hang out with a bunch of freakin retards....

 ;D
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on October 28, 2007, 09:27:08 AM
Punching a buddy in the face seems way more harsh than some harmless grappling.  I didn't mean to put him out.  He tried to take me medown.  Somehow I got his back, sunk in the choke and told him to tap.  He wouldn't and was out in what seemed like seconds.  Best part, when he woke up, he went ape shit and started punching the walls & throwing chairs.  Then he calmed down and we continued our game. ;D

You're right. But you described the situation as a heated exchange instead of just harmless grappling. I thought it was more serious than that at first.

You never got into it with a high school buddy over a girl or just because you were plain drunk?

I must have had some fucked up friends back in the day.... :-\

Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: MindSpin on October 28, 2007, 11:09:16 AM
sounds like ya hang out with a bunch of freakin retards....

 ;D

Just one knucklehead that doesn't know when to stop...
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: chaos on October 28, 2007, 11:15:48 AM
Just one knucklehead that doesn't know when to stop...
Aren't you like 4'8"? How did you get his back, jump from the table?
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: nuyork143 on October 28, 2007, 12:22:20 PM
Aren't you like 4'8"? How did you get his back, jump from the table?

He was already asleep, he just woke him up with the choke
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: MindSpin on October 28, 2007, 05:34:11 PM
Aren't you like 4'8"? How did you get his back, jump from the table?

5'11"  ::)
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: nuyork143 on October 28, 2007, 05:45:30 PM
5'11"  ::)

Still short...  :'(
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: onlyme on October 29, 2007, 08:22:30 AM
Okay you take this thread off.  You have successfully put us all to sleep. ;D
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Post by: SS on October 29, 2007, 09:01:47 AM
Okay you take this thread off.  You have successfully put us all to sleep. ;D
Don't talk with your mouth full fatty.
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: nuyork143 on October 29, 2007, 11:34:44 AM
Okay you take this thread off.  You have successfully put us all to sleep. ;D

Stop stuffing twinkies down your throat while posting and you wont be tired!
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Post by: Fury on October 29, 2007, 02:16:46 PM
Aren't you like 40 Mindspin? What a dork. What's next, rocking an 83 Neon with 400k miles in some vain attempt to relive more of your teenage years?
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: SS on October 29, 2007, 07:15:14 PM
When you put at least 6 guys asleep in one night then you can brag ;D

Hi.SCSG ;D
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: Bluto on October 29, 2007, 07:17:24 PM
you guys got nothing on kiwiol, he put more guys to sleep with his lengthy posts on the v board than every submission specialist in ufc put together
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: nuyork143 on October 29, 2007, 07:31:32 PM
hahahaha internet moron you're one to talk

Thats gay you even have that on your computer... :-\
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Post by: Thin Lizzy on October 31, 2007, 01:19:35 PM
Back in the day, when I was still pretty BJJ noobish, I was training w/ the gi  was attempting to stand up from the guard, when my opponent sunk in a cross choke. I decided to counter with an "Amasa Pao" choke, which usually makes the other guy let go. The problem was that I let my opponent get too big of a head start and I didn't create enough distance. Next thing I knew I was coming to, looking up at the ceiling. The guy I with whom I was training said he was scared shiitless. He said my eyes rolled to the back of my head.
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: MindSpin on October 31, 2007, 01:37:13 PM
Aren't you like 40 Mindspin? What a dork. What's next, rocking an 83 Neon with 400k miles in some vain attempt to relive more of your teenage years?

nope 35 and still immature as hell.  you got a problem with that?
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Post by: The Squadfather on October 31, 2007, 02:03:27 PM
When you put at least 6 guys asleep in one night then you can brag ;D

Hi.SCSG ;D
;D
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Post by: nuyork143 on October 31, 2007, 02:41:04 PM
When you put at least 6 guys asleep in one night then you can brag ;D

Hi.SCSG ;D

SS is the BADDEST MOTHER FUCKER ALIVE!!! ;D
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: onlyme on October 31, 2007, 06:40:23 PM
SS is the BADDEST MOTHER FUCKER ALIVE!!! ;D

Yea but smell doesn't count
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: davinci on November 15, 2007, 06:49:49 PM
Back in the day, when I was still pretty BJJ noobish, I was training w/ the gi  was attempting to stand up from the guard, when my opponent sunk in a cross choke. I decided to counter with an "Amasa Pao" choke, which usually makes the other guy let go. The problem was that I let my opponent get too big of a head start and I didn't create enough distance. Next thing I knew I was coming to, looking up at the ceiling. The guy I with whom I was training said he was scared shiitless. He said my eyes rolled to the back of my head.

exact same choke i got put to sleep with first time, cross collar choke, i was asleep before i even knew what happened.... fast as hell blood choke
Title: Re: Putt someone to sleep last night...
Post by: chaos on February 05, 2008, 07:57:09 PM
AAAHHHHHHHH, the memories....... :)
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Post by: SS on February 05, 2008, 08:03:33 PM
Yea but smell doesn't count
This Coming from a smelly obese guy with nasty yellow fingernails and food stains on his custom fat t-shirt ::)
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Post by: cht868 on February 06, 2008, 12:29:10 PM
sounds like a fun night