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Title: gym self-pwnage
Post by: Zach Trowbridge on November 03, 2007, 09:33:35 AM
I was just out on the gym floor reracking some weights in between clients and saw one of the members working out with his son.  This guy is mid-40's, uses shitty form, and told me a while back that he used to be a former "bodybuilder," but now has an epic 47-inch waist and 32-inch chest.  He was showing his son (who's like 12 years old) how to do squats, had like 315 on the bar trying to show off.  I watched him unrack it, step back once... twice... three times... oh shit... can't stop... falling... down... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!  He fell on his ass and the barbell raped the floor from an altitude of about 5 feet, drawing the attention of every single person in the gym.  And the neat part is that the surveillence cameras caught it all on video.
Title: Re: gym self-pwnage
Post by: dorkeroo on November 03, 2007, 09:35:01 AM
I was just out on the gym floor reracking some weights in between clients and saw one of the members working out with his son.  This guy is mid-40's, uses shitty form, and told me a while back that he used to be a former "bodybuilder," but now has an epic 47-inch waist and 32-inch chest.  He was showing his son (who's like 12 years old) how to do squats, had like 315 on the bar trying to show off.  I watched him unrack it, step back once... twice... three times... oh shit... can't stop... falling... down... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!  He fell on his ass and the barbell raped the floor from an altitude of about 5 feet, drawing the attention of every single person in the gym.  And the neat part is that the surveillence cameras caught it all on video.

that would have been fucking loud lol
Title: Re: gym self-pwnage
Post by: gordiano on November 03, 2007, 09:42:41 AM
I was just out on the gym floor reracking some weights in between clients and saw one of the members working out with his son.  This guy is mid-40's, uses shitty form, and told me a while back that he used to be a former "bodybuilder," but now has an epic 47-inch waist and 32-inch chest.  He was showing his son (who's like 12 years old) how to do squats, had like 315 on the bar trying to show off.  I watched him unrack it, step back once... twice... three times... oh shit... can't stop... falling... down... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!  He fell on his ass and the barbell raped the floor from an altitude of about 5 feet, drawing the attention of every single person in the gym.  And the neat part is that the surveillence cameras caught it all on video.

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: gym self-pwnage
Post by: Mars on November 03, 2007, 09:46:16 AM
Haha he will never show up again.
Title: Re: gym self-pwnage
Post by: mass 04 on November 03, 2007, 09:48:47 AM
hahah, he won't recover
Title: Re: gym self-pwnage
Post by: Bluto on November 03, 2007, 10:28:21 AM
so where's the video
Title: Re: gym self-pwnage
Post by: SteelePegasus on November 03, 2007, 10:50:43 AM
so where's the video

Bluto have you ever step foot inside of a gym?

and if yes, have you ever worked out..and actually lifted weights?
Title: Re: gym self-pwnage
Post by: Stark on November 03, 2007, 11:11:35 AM
I was just out on the gym floor reracking some weights in between clients and saw one of the members working out with his son.  This guy is mid-40's, uses shitty form, and told me a while back that he used to be a former "bodybuilder," but now has an epic 47-inch waist and 32-inch chest.  He was showing his son (who's like 12 years old) how to do squats, had like 315 on the bar trying to show off.  I watched him unrack it, step back once... twice... three times... oh shit... can't stop... falling... down... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!  He fell on his ass and the barbell raped the floor from an altitude of about 5 feet, drawing the attention of every single person in the gym.  And the neat part is that the surveillence cameras caught it all on video.

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Title: Re: gym self-pwnage
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on November 03, 2007, 11:15:22 AM
Bluto have you ever step foot inside of a gym?

and if yes, have you ever worked out..and actually lifted weights?

Bluto workout ? Come on, man ... he's " The Greatest Of All Time ! " ... he doesn't even need to workout ! He walks around daily, in between GetBig Posts, at 350 lbs ripped to the bone !  ;)
Title: Re: gym self-pwnage
Post by: Stark on November 03, 2007, 11:15:59 AM
Bluto workout ? Come on, man ... he's " The Greatest Of All Time ! " ... he doesn't even need to workout ! He walks around daily, in between GetBig Posts, at 350 lbs ripped to the bone !  ;)

He's Teh Super
Title: Re: gym self-pwnage
Post by: Zach Trowbridge on November 03, 2007, 11:16:12 AM
so where's the video

There's a little thing called security.  Don't have access to it.  The general manager sure will get a kick out of it on Monday though.
Title: Re: gym self-pwnage
Post by: Dballn247 on November 03, 2007, 02:39:06 PM
Membership = Canceled  8)
Title: Re: gym self-pwnage
Post by: Croatch on November 03, 2007, 02:41:26 PM
My favorite, "I used to be a bodybuilder like you."
My thoughts, no, you lifted weights, but certainly never looked like me, unless you juiced...fag..hah
Title: Re: gym self-pwnage
Post by: Dballn247 on November 03, 2007, 02:43:44 PM
My favorite, "I used to be a bodybuilder like you."
My thoughts, no, you lifted weights, but certainly never looked like me, unless you juiced...fag..hah

Yes, "glory day" guys are the best.  I bet they all spend at least an hour in front of the mirror before they can put themselves to sleep at night.
Title: Re: gym self-pwnage
Post by: ironneck on November 03, 2007, 02:43:58 PM
BLuto is the real king around here
don't mess with someone who has 20000 posts bitches
Title: Re: gym self-pwnage
Post by: Rearden Metal on November 03, 2007, 02:52:27 PM
My favorite, "I used to be a bodybuilder like you."
My thoughts, no, you lifted weights, but certainly never looked like me, unless you juiced...fag..hah

That might be the longest you ever took to mention juice in a post of yours.
Title: Re: gym self-pwnage
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on November 03, 2007, 03:40:04 PM
That might be the longest you ever took to mention juice in a post of yours.

LOL !