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Getbig Female Info Boards => Open Talk for Girl Discussion => Topic started by: ~flower~ on November 07, 2007, 06:33:00 AM
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*Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work*
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? ;D
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. Ahhhh. I see the f*ck-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a sh*t.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any resemblance between your reality and mine are purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your cry-baby whiny-ar * ed opinion would be?
24. Do I look like a f*cking people person to you?
25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were aiming for, you missed.
31. Oh I get it. Like humour, but different.........
32. An office is just a mental institute without the padded walls.
33. Can I swap this job for what's behind door .........1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume (or aftershave). Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printerto stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career; it turns out I just needed the money.
39. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being more intelligent.
40. Wait a minute - I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
41. Aren't you a black hole of need.
42. I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?
43. Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?
44. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
45. If you have something to say raise your hand.........then place
it over your mouth.
46. I'm too busy; can I ignore you some other time?
47. Don't let your mind wander; it's too small to be let out on its own.
48. Have a nice day, somewhere else.
49. You're not yourself today; I noticed the improvement straight away.
50. You are as pretty as a picture; I'd really like to hang you.
51. Don't believe everything you think.
52. Do you hear that? That's the sound of no-one caring
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hahahaahhaha I am at a meeting today (on break right now lol) where I would love to say soooo many of those things!
;D
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My fav: "Just try you fat bitch!"
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hahahaahhaha I am at a meeting today (on break right now lol) where I would love to say soooo many of those things!
;D
I do say a few of those things on a regular basis.
"Your stupid opinion has been clearly noted"
" To err is human...to blame someone else shows good management skills"
"Nobody knows everything...not even me.Just yesterday I thought that I had made a mistake...then it turned out that I had not..so I was wrong about me making a mistake"
"I want to congratulate you!...You are the stupidest mother f**ker I have ever met in my entire life!"
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I have post-it notes that say:
You're not the boss of me. >:(
oh, wait, you are. My mistake. ;D
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Thank God I have my own office. I can say whatever I want and its all cool :)
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Something like"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGG,
YOU STUPID FUC KING IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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YOUR FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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YOUR FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT IS THE BEST ONE!!! :D
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Lose some weight.
You're not really that special, everyone's life is hard.
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YOUR FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;D
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one more worthless email from you and I will club you to death with my laptop.
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one more worthless email from you and I will club you to death with my laptop.
I would so love to use that one. The "Pass this on to 4 friends for good luck" type emails keep me on the verge of "black out" of which I would then snap someones neck.......slowly.
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Its kind of scary, but I"ve actually said some variation of #1,2, 8, 11, 14, 34, 43 and 52 at some point in the last 5 years. 43 cost me a relief job.... but it was worth it. I didn't want to work for that clinic anyway. ;) 8)
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I love "apparently" when people ask stupid questions...where i work now i can say most anything to coworkers (i am the manager but also their friend) and customers, but at one time i managed a restaurant and i did say "apparently" to someone and that went over like a ton of bricks.
Lisa
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I say most of that shit anyway. But with my personality everyone things I'm kidding around (sometimes I'm not).
Funny story: I was bartending in college & this lady was really bitchy & making comments about me. I got fed up with her shit & when i set down down her next drink I said "Bitch you get stabbed saying shit like that to me." (I can't remember what she said before I said that but it was really rude).
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I say most of that shit anyway. But with my personality everyone things I'm kidding around (sometimes I'm not).
Funny story: I was bartending in college & this lady was really bitchy & making comments about me. I got fed up with her shit & when i set down down her next drink I said "Bitch you get stabbed saying shit like that to me." (I can't remember what she said before I said that but it was really rude).
That's funny you say that because i'm the same way...i can get away with saying so much because of my personality. In fact when customers say or ask for dumb shit, i can snap at them but by the time they're leaving they're laughing up a storm.
Lisa
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That's funny you say that because i'm the same way...i can get away with saying so much because of my personality. In fact when customers say or ask for dumb shit, i can snap at them but by the time they're leaving they're laughing up a storm.
Lisa
Nice. I didn't even get fired for saying that to her at work. The manager was a good friend of mine. Besides I had a lot of dirt on him. He made up some excuse that I had mental problems or soemthing.
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10. Ahhhh. I see the f*ck-up fairy has visited us again.
My personal fav...hehe..I love stories..
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One thing that really annoys me is when you're on the telephone and people still speak to you knowing that your on the phone.