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Title: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Bluto on November 07, 2007, 02:52:31 PM
how about we have thread with poems about bodybuilders to show off our intellectual qualities?

i start off with this one

Mike Mentzer, you were pure class
With that perfect body and 'stache
And with those stylish glasses
You were a hero to the masses

Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 07, 2007, 02:54:06 PM
Bluto, Bluto
you're a fag.
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: ARMZ on November 07, 2007, 02:54:55 PM
Quote from: Power Rod on November 07, 2007, 02:54:06 PM
Bluto, Bluto
you're a fag.


Did you just make that up?
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: mass 04 on November 07, 2007, 02:56:19 PM
Some roses are red, some roses are white, Bluto had sex with 10 men last night.
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 07, 2007, 02:56:30 PM
Quote from: ARMZ on November 07, 2007, 02:54:55 PM

Did you just make that up?

i had a hard time making it rhyme, but I think i got the point accross.
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 07, 2007, 02:57:26 PM
Quote from: mass 04 on November 07, 2007, 02:56:19 PM
Some roses are red, some roses are white, Bluto had sex with 10 men last night.

a squadfather classic:

alakazam, alakazoo
give Bluto some penis
and he'll suck out the goo!
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Livewire on November 07, 2007, 03:02:52 PM
Quote from: mass 04 on November 07, 2007, 02:56:19 PM
Some roses are red, some roses are white, Bluto had sex with 10 men last night.

Did you go last?  Sounds like you weren't pleased with your experience.
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Hulkster on November 07, 2007, 03:05:36 PM
Dorian Yates
You were never that great
Yet you won the Mr. O
With Help from Uncle Joe
"A one armed man!" they said
should have placed third instead.
Like a theif in the night
with only a biceps on his right
he stole the crown
and brought the whole sport down.

 :o ;D

(with apologies to Dorian :))
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 07, 2007, 03:11:14 PM
Quote from: ARMZ on November 07, 2007, 03:00:46 PM
Bodybuilding is good

breakdancing is better

I'd rather be playing the piano

than both put together

ha ha, how true.

Two men, sweaty is their chest
From working out too hard
Never getting any rest

One of them says
Hey Peter, do you think bodybuilding's gay
Peter says to him "Come on man, I jerk off to a dude named Jay"
The other guy smiles as he tries to get a pump
Says "Fuck this"
bends Peter over and nails him in the rump

The End
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: pumpster on November 07, 2007, 05:05:54 PM
"Ode to a bricklayer"

Still working on the rest.
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Special Ed on November 07, 2007, 06:08:33 PM
There once was a lifter named Ray
Who profusely denied he was gay
While banging a tranny
He lifted her fanny
And decided that balls were Okay!
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Special Ed on November 07, 2007, 06:17:38 PM
There once was an Aussie named Lee
Who stood at the top of a tree
He emptied his bladder
Then fell from his ladder
Landing squarely on the girl whom he peed
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Special Ed on November 07, 2007, 06:21:36 PM
A strange sort of guy we call Greene
Did something a little bit mean
He pervertedly raped fruit
Claimed an innocent grapefruit
And put the Vitamin C in obsCene
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Special Ed on November 07, 2007, 06:24:39 PM
Thoughts of the Maryland Muscle Machine
Left a spackle of sperm on his screen
Earl 1972
Wiped up the goo
And returned to his normal routine
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Bast000 on November 07, 2007, 06:26:54 PM
bluto i'm not a fan
i hope you get raped by a black man
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Radical Plato on November 07, 2007, 06:27:03 PM
Their once was a yank named Jay,
Who dreamed he win the Olympia one day,
He toiled and sweated,
Ate and injected,
He finally won,
looking far from OK
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Special Ed on November 07, 2007, 06:28:44 PM
A publishing guy at M-D
Offered his buttocks to Adman for free
After the wifey would leave
They'd play Adam & Steve
Coming soon to MDTV
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: JediKnight on November 07, 2007, 06:30:05 PM
There was an old Schmoe who lived in a shoe, he had so many bodybuilders, he didnt know what to do. His money ran out and the roid rage was high, so the bodybuilders burned him alive in a Jaguar in some desert in Nevada.
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Radical Plato on November 07, 2007, 06:40:21 PM
Hank was a gay man,
Very lonely was he,
He lusted after little Lee
The love went unrequited
Hatred filled every inch of Hank
His heart Sank
Yet he still couldn't stop thinking of Lee
while he had his morning wank.
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Special Ed on November 07, 2007, 06:43:07 PM
A man by the great name of Jay
Was about three weeks off on O-day
A gift of First Place
For a Forty-Inch waist
Left us all saying, 'Hmmm...Gay for Pay?'

Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Hulkster on November 07, 2007, 06:51:08 PM
haha there is some good shit on this thread.

Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: TooPowerful4u on November 07, 2007, 06:57:24 PM
My gf is trying to watch TV and is screaming at me because i cant stop laughing!
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Sir William Idol on November 07, 2007, 08:54:16 PM
awesome work special ed!
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: webcake on November 07, 2007, 08:58:03 PM
Quote from: Special Ed on November 07, 2007, 06:43:07 PM
A man by the great name of Jay
Was about three weeks off on O-day
A gift of First Place
For a Forty-Inch waist
Left us all saying, 'Hmmm...Gay for Pay?'



Hahahaha Ed, you have quite a bit of talent for poetry. Maybe you should give up on interviewing and focus on this.
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Sir William Idol on November 07, 2007, 09:11:25 PM
A guido named Derek Anthony
for the right price would shake his weenie
for many a man
live on stage or webcam
as they stuffed cash down his thong with glee

Synthol in his calves and his bis
it mattered not to the legions of guys
who knew he was gay
but all they could say
was "My God what a super toupee!"

Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Sir William Idol on November 07, 2007, 09:17:19 PM
A man bald from head to toe
thinks of himself as a tennis pro
out with models on dates  ::)
on youtube (with fake weights)
all the test in the world but can't grow
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: kiwiol on November 08, 2007, 03:58:42 AM
Men may come
and men may go
But when it's time for Nasser to cum,
Bluto and Bigbobs will fight over each other to swallow :-X
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Colossus_1986 on November 08, 2007, 05:24:28 AM
There's a man on this site you can't bother...
or he'll threaten to be banging your mother!
and with a pic from his phone...
he continues to own...
this man, his name, is Squadfather.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=179669.0;attach=209553;image)
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Meso_z on November 08, 2007, 05:29:15 AM
hahahahahaha, we have some talents here....some great poems there.
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: jaejonna on November 08, 2007, 05:34:38 AM
No amount of peanut butter and jelly
Can feed Kieth, Mister Get In My Belly



Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: _bruce_ on November 08, 2007, 06:38:52 AM
This is dedicated to my favorite "pros" Billy and Derek....  :-*

With pride he trains - the Billy gunz,
but nothing grows, beside his gums,
he gives it all, he tears it down,
for himself a star, for us a clown,
his pulling hard, he's mean - he's fit,
the pullup bar - is Dereks dick,
a breeze of air, a wig goes flying,
as one injects, his liver's dying,
it's for the fame, it's for the ego,
like Jackson said "I aint a negro",
my life is hot, it's full of drama,
I'm bending steel, in pink pyjamas,
those little trolls they make me pissed,
ignore giant calves and bloody fist,
I scream at god "why do they hate!!!",
The voice of god: "The cock's your fate."
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Special Ed on November 08, 2007, 07:27:17 AM
A Brit who lifted large weights
Was considered the greatest of greats
To Levroney's alarm
With only one arm
Comes the legend of Dorian Yates

Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Special Ed on November 08, 2007, 07:31:25 AM
An internet legend named Dave
Dismissed all weight claims with a wave
Whilst typing in "BOOOOOM"
From his grandmother's room
Took a photo in the reflection he gave
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Special Ed on November 08, 2007, 07:38:31 AM
Muscle Asylum came out with a bang
'Get Massive' the ludicrous ads sang
An idea with no brains
Showed a black man in chains
You'd grow faster by just using Tang
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Special Ed on November 08, 2007, 07:47:00 AM
By the hundreds they'd line up by his bed
Of a legendary pimp it is said
Doing them by the dozen
One Hundred buns in the oven
If Ron's wife ever knew, he'd be dead
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Special Ed on November 08, 2007, 07:54:33 AM
A schmoe by the screen name of Boris
Took photos of big girls like a tourist
He started to flirt
'Til one hiked up her skirt
"Say Hello to my little Penoris'
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Special Ed on November 08, 2007, 08:08:56 AM
An interviewing fatass jew fuck
Somehow came into some kind of luck
To be paid lots of money
To be obscenely unfunny
Tell me 'How much dick he did suck?'



Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Bobby on November 08, 2007, 08:17:52 AM
wow you're on a roll, some very good ones there!
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: CalvinH on November 08, 2007, 08:23:29 AM
DA and Steve Bleckman went up the hill with $1.25
DA came down with $2.50
that fucking hoar!!!!




my apologies to the Dice-man for stealing his poem.
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: no one on November 08, 2007, 09:50:15 AM

there once was a homo named squad
who lived in his grandma's garage
he didnt work out
looked like shit and did pout
when his boyfriend denied him the knob.
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Monster_Everything on November 08, 2007, 01:20:16 PM
They chase the dream all the while
hopes of being huge since a child
pedal to the metal, full steam ahead
from the time they wake till they go to bed
with no one telling them that it is not safe
now they indulge in what was suppose to be a taste
ripped to the bone just like daniel puckett
but more like munzer since they both kicked the bucket
sad and true, in death the story goes on till another in berth
Arnold said it best, it is the greatest sport on Earth
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Camel Jockey on November 08, 2007, 03:21:39 PM
For bbing you get ready

by going with the as usage heavy.

Even though you're a fat tubber

you post youtube vids with fake plates made of rubber.
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Van_Bilderass on November 08, 2007, 05:35:26 PM
Quote from: _bruce_ on November 08, 2007, 06:38:52 AM
I scream at god "why do they hate!!!",
The voice of god: "The cock's your fate."
LOL
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: _bruce_ on November 09, 2007, 04:55:46 AM
Quote from: Monster_Everything on November 08, 2007, 01:20:16 PM
They chase the dream all the while
hopes of being huge since a child
pedal to the metal, full steam ahead
from the time they wake till they go to bed
with no one telling them that it is not safe
now they indulge in what was suppose to be a taste
ripped to the bone just like daniel puckett
but more like munzer since they both kicked the bucket
sad and true, in death the story goes on till another in berth
Arnold said it best, it is the greatest sport on Earth


Well done!
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: Jizzacked on November 09, 2007, 07:28:21 AM
look over there, at that black fucking bum!
he smells like shit, bee pollen, and cum.
I asked an old man, "who is that scum"?
He said they call him the venomous one.

 ???
Title: Re: Poems about bodybuilders
Post by: marcus on November 29, 2008, 02:02:53 AM
TTT.