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Title: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: LatsMcGee on November 10, 2007, 11:56:01 AM
Think about it.  He could probably legitimately help Keith and it would be the best promotional tool ever for his shakes and training system.  It's a win/win for all those involved.  Come on Milos.  You can do this.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: The Squadfather on November 10, 2007, 11:58:16 AM
this is beyond help. :D
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: LatsMcGee on November 10, 2007, 11:59:41 AM
this is beyond help. :D

Think about it bro,  Giant sets for the Giant.  I can see the weight coming off Keith as we type!
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: 20inch calves on November 10, 2007, 11:59:55 AM
give milos one year and onlyme would be in contest shape
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: LatsMcGee on November 10, 2007, 12:03:45 PM
give milos one year and onlyme would be in contest shape

This is what I'm talking about!  Keith send Milos a PM.  Make the first move here buddy. 
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: The Squadfather on November 10, 2007, 12:04:16 PM
Think about it bro,  Giant sets for the Giant.  I can see the weight coming off Keith as we type!
i still can't believe this fuccking whale actually had people believing he benched 585 and was some kind of arm wrestling champion when he looks like a guy who can't even lift himself off the couch. ::)
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Bluto on November 10, 2007, 12:05:18 PM
why not

with all the experts on here how come they dont help eachother get into shape

weres the camraderie
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: G o a t b o y on November 10, 2007, 12:09:24 PM
How is insulin gonna help an obese man?  ::)
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: MAXX on November 10, 2007, 12:10:28 PM
keith dont even have the willpower to cut his fingernails never mind losing weight  ;D
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: The Squadfather on November 10, 2007, 12:11:32 PM
How is insulin gonna help an obese man?  ::)
are you implying that Milos is the king of Humulin R and tiny weight giant sets?
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Camel Jockey on November 10, 2007, 12:11:42 PM
How is insulin gonna help an obese man?  ::)

snake oil = weight loss
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Monster81 on November 10, 2007, 12:12:57 PM
i still can't believe this fuccking whale actually had people believing he benched 585 and was some kind of arm wrestling champion when he looks like a guy who can't even lift himself off the couch. ::)
huhaaaaaa
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on November 10, 2007, 12:17:16 PM
hahahah fatass strikes again
(http://www.dirtyhusband.com/images/FlashToilet.jpg)
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on November 10, 2007, 12:24:49 PM
Hahahah this is the toilet onlyme has in his house
(http://animalpetdoctor.homestead.com/ad_diarrhea.JPG)
It prevents what happens in the picture above.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Camel Jockey on November 10, 2007, 12:27:32 PM
this is beyond help. :D

Even if he did.. He's a fatass now and needs to lose some weight.

I think when he was leaner and younger he was probably a pretty a strong guy.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on November 10, 2007, 12:35:16 PM
You know onlyme lives in a one story house. Very few houses have elevators (not to mention i think most elevators have a weight limit). Since he brags about having so much money i have a hard time picturing him in a one story house. Then i thought ahhh, he must have one of these.
(http://www.1stcallmobility.co.uk/images/stairlift1.gif)
but then i thought no way in hell could that support 600-800 pounds. Also how does he shower?
I dont think this could honestly support his weight.
(http://www.1stcallmobility.co.uk/images/savanah%20slatted%201.jpg)
He must be a sink and wash cloth kind of guy.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: knny187 on November 10, 2007, 05:06:13 PM
Insulin cannot solve obesity
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Mydavid on November 10, 2007, 06:15:37 PM
How about that Gastro whatever whatever surgery...and Milos?

Lisa
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: onlyme on November 10, 2007, 09:01:46 PM
i still can't believe this fuccking whale actually had people believing he benched 585 and was some kind of arm wrestling champion when he looks like a guy who can't even lift himself off the couch. ::)

hahaha another self ownage.  Dude you are on a roll.  WOW it matches your gut. hahaaahah what a moron.  Oh and anytime you want to match strength come to Vegas fatty.  You're a pussy, you'll show up.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: KillerMonk on November 10, 2007, 09:14:17 PM
Use this Photo Onlyme
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: LatsMcGee on November 10, 2007, 09:40:31 PM
hahaha another self ownage.  Dude you are on a roll.  WOW it matches your gut. hahaaahah what a moron.  Oh and anytime you want to match strength come to Vegas fatty.  You're a pussy, you'll show up.

Come on Keith.  Forget Squad and get on Team Milos.  I think this would be a great move for you.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: LatsMcGee on November 12, 2007, 01:51:09 AM
Bump for a reply from Milos.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Milos_Sarcev on November 12, 2007, 05:15:29 AM
It would be my pleasure...IF he ever wants to get serious - I am certain he would get in the best shape of his life.

It is not question of IF ...rather - it is question of WHEN...
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Monster_Everything on November 12, 2007, 05:18:51 AM
Onlyme is so fat, he has BOTH types of diabetes
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: danielson on November 12, 2007, 05:20:45 AM
It would be my pleasure...IF he ever wants to get serious - I am certain he would get in the best shape of his life.

It is not question of IF ...rather - it is question of WHEN...

You think you could get him down to about 200 pounds Milos? I bet you two would be invited to do all the talk shows if you got him super shredded.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Milos_Sarcev on November 12, 2007, 05:31:54 AM
You think you could get him down to about 200 pounds Milos? I bet you two would be invited to do all the talk shows if you got him super shredded.

I don't THINK...I KNOW....

Human physiology - EVERYONE COULD DO IT IF they really want it...it is just matter of dedication, persistence and lots of hard work...That's all.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Andre Nickatina on November 12, 2007, 05:35:52 AM
I don't THINK...I KNOW....

Human physiology - EVERYONE COULD DO IT IF they really want it...it is just matter of dedication, persistence and lots of hard work...That's all.
Milos is like a wise owl  ;D
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Milos_Sarcev on November 12, 2007, 06:38:32 AM
Owl doesn't sound too good...
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: bigdumbbell on November 12, 2007, 06:47:06 AM
I don't THINK...I KNOW....

Human physiology - EVERYONE COULD DO IT IF they really want it...it is just matter of dedication, persistence and lots of hard work...That's all.

esprit de corps
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: LatsMcGee on November 13, 2007, 12:59:53 AM
It would be my pleasure...IF he ever wants to get serious - I am certain he would get in the best shape of his life.

It is not question of IF ...rather - it is question of WHEN...

You heard the man Keith.  Step up to the plate buddy!
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Van_Bilderass on November 13, 2007, 01:31:39 AM
You think you could get him down to about 200 pounds Milos? I bet you two would be invited to do all the talk shows if you got him super shredded.
That would be a 5 year project at the very least. Excess skin would have to be cut off.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Van_Bilderass on November 13, 2007, 01:32:57 AM
I don't THINK...I KNOW....

Human physiology - EVERYONE COULD DO IT IF they really want it...it is just matter of dedication, persistence and lots of hard work...That's all.
Would you double his calories like with the Malaysian guys?  :D

A 20K cutting diet would be cool.  :D
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Mars on November 13, 2007, 01:35:22 AM
i think keith would look awesome dieted down and he would spare his health too.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: danielson on November 13, 2007, 04:24:55 AM
That would be a 5 year project at the very least. Excess skin would have to be cut off.

On NIP/Tuck last week they had this former fatty who had surgery to get her excess skin off and she was dating again in about a week. Not sure how realistic that recovery time is, but I bet Milos could get him down to 200 pounds in 18 months or so and then have the surgery and he could be hitting the beach with a 6 pack for the 2009 season. I personally think it's dumb NOT to take Milos up on this. According to Keith the main changes he has made is he is up and moving now and has lost about 25-30 pounds. On The Biggest Loser, they lose that much in a week sometimes. At any rate, I think Milos could get him shredded in under 2 years 8)
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Milos_Sarcev on November 13, 2007, 09:16:57 AM
That would be a 5 year project at the very least. Excess skin would have to be cut off.

Max 2 years...and IF 100% committed - possible in ONE!
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Milos_Sarcev on November 13, 2007, 09:25:07 AM
Would you double his calories like with the Malaysian guys?  :D

A 20K cutting diet would be cool.  :D

 ::)

My Malaysian friends and world class athletes after more than a decade of "old fashion" dieting (read: starving before the contest...killing their metabolism and than blowing up after contest...) realized that indeed - there is the better way to diet...

Sazali Samad - won 2 World championships since than (this year finally moving UP in weight class) and was disgustingly cheated at the Asian games...(taking SILVER when he more than deserved GOLD...)

Leong Teck Liaw - dominated ESCALIBUR middleweights week before Asian games and could easily won Overall (if it wasn't for sensational new superheavyweight TB).
He is suspended ::) as I am but - training and you'll see continuous improvements on his already exceptional physique - dieting "my way"...

Certainly - every one is somewhat different - but I am sure in matter of one year EVERYONE could make unbelievable changes...
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Andre Nickatina on November 13, 2007, 10:36:41 AM
Owl doesn't sound too good...
It's a compliment. Owls are knwon to be wise. So the saying goes wise owl  ;D
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Camel Jockey on November 13, 2007, 10:42:40 AM
Milos is more of a fox.

Anyways, only ONLYME can help himself.. It's the same case with most fat people. Even Milos kinda pointed that out.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Monster_Everything on November 13, 2007, 10:45:55 AM

Anyways, only ONLYME can help himself..

The only thing keith can do is have more Hamburger Helper...
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Camel Jockey on November 13, 2007, 10:50:53 AM
The only thing keith can do is have more Hamburger Helper...

As long as it's under 2500 cals for the day..  :-X
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: kwri298 on November 13, 2007, 10:53:16 AM
The only thing keith can do is have more Hamburger Helper...

Hamburger Helper is great with 96/4 ground beef....Anyways Milos making an effort to help Onlyme and Onlyme can't even respond?  Come Keith, you can do it, let Milos help up.

1 to 2 years of hard training to get your life back.  Think about how much happier you will be.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Camel Jockey on November 13, 2007, 10:54:43 AM
Onlyme should take ECA, hodia and eat under 2500 cals a day. Once he's at a lower bodyweight he should start cardio.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: kwri298 on November 13, 2007, 10:55:52 AM
Onlyme should take ECA, hodia and eat under 2500 cals a day. Once he's at a lower bodyweight he should start cardio.

I think he should start the Milos gaint set workouts ASAP.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Van_Bilderass on November 13, 2007, 12:00:28 PM
Max 2 years...and IF 100% committed - possible in ONE!
Depends on what weight he'd land at. There's no way he'd get down to 200lbs, like some of these guys say, in a year. That's like 30lbs to lose each and every week.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Van_Bilderass on November 13, 2007, 12:02:31 PM
On NIP/Tuck last week they had this former fatty who had surgery to get her excess skin off and she was dating again in about a week. Not sure how realistic that recovery time is, but I bet Milos could get him down to 200 pounds in 18 months or so and then have the surgery and he could be hitting the beach with a 6 pack for the 2009 season. I personally think it's dumb NOT to take Milos up on this. According to Keith the main changes he has made is he is up and moving now and has lost about 25-30 pounds. On The Biggest Loser, they lose that much in a week sometimes. At any rate, I think Milos could get him shredded in under 2 years 8)
I'm sure that Keith would be more than happy to weight "only" 320lbs or something. I don't think he'd give a shit about abs. He's probably always been a "big" guy.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: danielson on November 13, 2007, 01:38:47 PM
I'm sure that Keith would be more than happy to weight "only" 320lbs or something. I don't think he'd give a shit about abs. He's probably always been a "big" guy.
Naw, people like that are obsessive. When he let himself go, he really let himself go. I think the same thing will happen when he gets back in shape. 320 is still fat, why would he bust his ass to still be fat?  I am expecting to see 200 pounds with abs in 2 years. Realistically speaking though, I do think he would probably look his best in the 240 range. Question is, will he accept Milos' help? I am sure Candidate could help him too, he knows his shit ::)
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: The Squadfather on November 13, 2007, 01:40:51 PM
Naw, people like that are obsessive. When he let himself go, he really let himself go. I think the same thing will happen when he gets back in shape. 320 is still fat, why would he bust his ass to still be fat?  I am expecting to see 200 pounds with abs in 2 years. Realistically speaking though, I do think he would probably look his best in the 240 range. Question is, will he accept Milos' help? I am sure Candidate could help him too, he knows his shit ::)
yep "candidizzle" has an incredible physique.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: MoralMan on November 13, 2007, 02:30:38 PM
My brother in law went from over 300lbs to 210, but that was dam hard work, hard diet, hard cardio.
Its truly a matter of dedication
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: LatsMcGee on November 14, 2007, 02:30:47 AM
Come on Keith stop replying to flames and  answer Milos.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: ferd on November 15, 2007, 03:14:31 PM
On NIP/Tuck last week they had this former fatty who had surgery to get her excess skin off and she was dating again in about a week. Not sure how realistic that recovery time is, but I bet Milos could get him down to 200 pounds in 18 months or so and then have the surgery and he could be hitting the beach with a 6 pack for the 2009 season. I personally think it's dumb NOT to take Milos up on this. According to Keith the main changes he has made is he is up and moving now and has lost about 25-30 pounds. On The Biggest Loser, they lose that much in a week sometimes. At any rate, I think Milos could get him shredded in under 2 years 8)

Shredded?  The best he can hope for is to lose a couple hundred pounds, improve his health and quality of life as well as his number of years on earth.  Best of luck.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: danielson on November 15, 2007, 04:04:32 PM
Shredded?  The best he can hope for is to lose a couple hundred pounds, improve his health and quality of life as well as his number of years on earth.  Best of luck.

Yes, shredded. Don't you watch the biggest loser? It IS possible.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: ferd on November 15, 2007, 04:21:42 PM
Yes, shredded. Don't you watch the biggest loser? It IS possible.

Sure it is possible.  I maybe wrong, but I don't believe any of them have lost a couple hundred pounds although many others have.  I wish Keith all the best and I hope he achieves everything he aspires to.  I believe he has other issues that need resolved before he gets his weight under control.  I would like nothing more than to read a post in 2009 that he is at 200-225 and has his eating and his health under control.  It remains entirely up to him.  God bless and best of luck to him.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Van_Bilderass on November 15, 2007, 04:32:04 PM
Naw, people like that are obsessive. When he let himself go, he really let himself go. I think the same thing will happen when he gets back in shape. 320 is still fat, why would he bust his ass to still be fat?  I am expecting to see 200 pounds with abs in 2 years. Realistically speaking though, I do think he would probably look his best in the 240 range. Question is, will he accept Milos' help? I am sure Candidate could help him too, he knows his shit ::)
He's had high bodyfat in all the old pics I've seen of him. Why would he want to see his abs now? I don't think abs are in his future but who knows. Even getting to just 300lbs would be fantastic.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: ferd on November 15, 2007, 05:10:49 PM
That is exactly  point.  He has always been a big, strong guy.  You cannot realistically expect him to become a lean, ripped, shredded person.  I don't think he expects that either.  I believe he would be happy if he could lose a couple hundred pounds and feel soooo..much better and be much healthier.  Keith is intelligent enough to know what he needs to do.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Milos_Sarcev on November 16, 2007, 02:46:31 PM
I am still available Keith...

Really IF YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU - all you need is ASK.

You are a good man and I will be glad to help you.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 16, 2007, 02:55:20 PM
well, onlyme, 99% of us shittalkers would jump at the opportunity of having milos work with us.

do it man, it's obvious he knows his shit.  i mean seriously, why wouldn't you?

you're retired, you have nothing to do all day.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: LatsMcGee on November 16, 2007, 08:57:22 PM
I am still available Keith...

Really IF YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU - all you need is ASK.

You are a good man and I will be glad to help you.

Come on Keith, don't sleep on this oppurtunity.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: New Hank Wood on November 16, 2007, 11:00:07 PM
I am still available Keith...

Really IF YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU - all you need is ASK.

You are a good man and I will be glad to help you.

What's in it for you Milos?  We all know your services don't come for free!

Milos, are you aware that Keith is morbidly obese and very pig-headed?  He thinks he knows it all. 

Milos, how are you going to help a man who has become such a human-abomination?  For Christ sake, insulin may be a wonder drug, but it aint gunna help this piece-of-shit!
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: LatsMcGee on November 16, 2007, 11:02:05 PM
What's in it for you Milos?  We all know your services don't come for free!

Milos, are you aware that Keith is morbidly obese and very pig-headed?  He thinks he knows it all. 

Milos, how are you going to help a man who has become such a human-abomination?  For Christ sake, insulin may be a wonder drug, but it aint gunna help this piece-of-shit!

I thought you liked Keith and wished him the best Shawn?  Why the POS remark?  Not very Christian.
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: New Hank Wood on November 16, 2007, 11:40:12 PM
Milos, if you allow this 'piece of lard' into your gym, make sure it wears deodorant and carries a towel!  It apparently stinks to high-heaven and sweats like a 'pig-in-a-cage on anti biotics'!

Milos, think again before you burden yourself with this whingeing, self serving and slothful-know-it-all....he is an 'abortion' you will wish that you had 'flushed down the toilet'!
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: LatsMcGee on November 29, 2007, 02:18:30 AM
So Keith when are you going to ditch the swiss ball crunches and take up Milos offer?  Let's see this thing happen for real guys.  Keep the pressure on here. 
Title: Re: Milos should become OnlyMe's guru
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on November 29, 2007, 03:13:17 AM
I am still available Keith...

Really IF YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU - all you need is ASK.

You are a good man and I will be glad to help you.

The Beef just wants Milos to keep him from stroking out before he pays The Beef $100 USD for the bet we have regarding the PDI.

The Beef