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Title: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: Stark on November 11, 2007, 02:15:05 PM
Fuck it, I'm 33 and I know I'm not getting any younger,  I have decided it's time for me to move on.
I have only being married for a couple of month but she wants babies now and I cannot
fit them in my busy bodybuilding lifestyle.

I'm at work right now but I called her already and told her that I will not come home, I also
told her she can keep all the stuff.
I guess I get in my car and drive to Vegas without stopping, I have a couple of friends down
there that are more than happy to help me out to fullfill my dream of becoming an aging male Pro *cought*Bodybuilding.
They hook me up with the usual suspects and I'll be flying in a month.
I called already the Gym Cutler trains and signed up.

Fellas, I can only urge you all to follow your heart.
 
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: ironneck on November 11, 2007, 02:16:27 PM
stay away from synthol
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: Stark on November 11, 2007, 02:24:54 PM
stay away from synthol

I read between the lines and do exactly the opposite... thanks for the good advice bro
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: ironneck on November 11, 2007, 02:26:12 PM
I read between the lines and do exactly the opposite... thanks for the good advice bro


are you going to work on your posing routine with kay green?
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: Stark on November 11, 2007, 02:27:22 PM

are you going to work on your posing routine with kay green?

Since you question this I guess this is what I should be doing, so the answer is YES.
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: ironneck on November 11, 2007, 02:30:05 PM
good luck bro
you're the future :D
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: Sir William Idol on November 11, 2007, 02:30:05 PM
dont forget to pick up one more pack of tampons to drop off to your wife before you head out
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: Andre Nickatina on November 11, 2007, 02:32:34 PM
Damnit, you don't leave the wife you stay with her, and beat her all the time. Don't you know anything about being a bodybuilder. sheesh.
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: Stark on November 11, 2007, 02:38:40 PM
dont forget to pick up one more pack of tampons to drop off to your wife before you head out


hahaha man THAT was funny :D :D How do you fuck remember that? Even I had to think for a second before I remebered
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: IrishMuscle84 on November 11, 2007, 02:44:08 PM
So Stark, your gonna leave your wife and job all for bodybuilding??!!! man, i wanna do the same thing. Ive always wanted to just get up and move out to cali or vegas to be a Pro. I dont know though bro, make sure you have some kind of JOB, or you might be fucking your future with bodybuilding.LoL!
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: Andre Nickatina on November 11, 2007, 02:50:58 PM
So Stark, your gonna leave your wife and job all for bodybuilding??!!! man, i wanna do the same thing. Ive always wanted to just get up and move out to cali or vegas to be a Pro. I dont know though bro, make sure you have some kind of JOB, or you might be fucking your future with bodybuilding.LoL!
Follow your cute little dreams guy, but don't dig holes you can't climb out of. Try to keep that in mind. I mean.. bodybuilding has enough sad stories.
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: gtbro1 on November 11, 2007, 02:59:27 PM
  that's hardcore
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: Bobby on November 11, 2007, 03:04:45 PM
Hurry up Gloria! We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there ;D
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: candidizzle on November 11, 2007, 03:06:53 PM
HELL YEAH IM DOING THE SAME THING BROTHA
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: Honour on November 11, 2007, 03:08:16 PM
Great stuff, your on a winner right there, go man go...you can do it!!!!

Oh tell your ex I'll be over soon :D.....kidding ;D
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: benz on November 11, 2007, 03:11:22 PM
Fuck it, I'm 33 and I know I'm not getting any younger,  I have decided it's time for me to move on.
I have only being married for a couple of month but she wants babies now and I cannot
fit them in my busy bodybuilding lifestyle.

I'm at work right now but I called her already and told her that I will not come home, I also
told her she can keep all the stuff.
I guess I get in my car and drive to Vegas without stopping, I have a couple of friends down
there that are more than happy to help me out to fullfill my dream of becoming an aging male Pro *cought*Bodybuilding.
They hook me up with the usual suspects and I'll be flying in a month.
I called already the Gym Cutler trains and signed up.

Fellas, I can only urge you all to follow your heart.
 


You the man. Follow your dreams and read my story about ronnie coleman @ gymstories.com , that will give you the pump needed to be a pro

o/
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: gtbro1 on November 11, 2007, 03:18:45 PM
HELL YEAH IM DOING THE SAME THING BROTHA


shouldn't you graduate high school first? 
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: Bobby on November 11, 2007, 03:22:48 PM
wo needz hizkool wennyurr mister oooo
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: BB on November 11, 2007, 03:47:22 PM
Bro, the first thing you gotta do after you get to Vegas is hook up with a girl(guy?) you can mooch off of. Secondly, you gotta get yourself a classic body-building job, like say, bouncer.

If you're gonna do this pro body-builder thing, you gotta do it right.
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: gtbro1 on November 11, 2007, 04:12:14 PM
  also..find a rich homo  sponsor.
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: garraeth on November 11, 2007, 04:20:00 PM
Fuck it, I'm 33 and I know I'm not getting any younger,  I have decided it's time for me to move on.
I have only being married for a couple of month but she wants babies now and I cannot
fit them in my busy bodybuilding lifestyle.

I'm at work right now but I called her already and told her that I will not come home, I also
told her she can keep all the stuff.
I guess I get in my car and drive to Vegas without stopping, I have a couple of friends down
there that are more than happy to help me out to fullfill my dream of becoming an aging male Pro *cought*Bodybuilding.
They hook me up with the usual suspects and I'll be flying in a month.
I called already the Gym Cutler trains and signed up.

Fellas, I can only urge you all to follow your heart.
 

Dude you're all screwed up. You've got it all wrong. Geeze.


First, knock her up (preferrably twins, triplets, etc -- take some of those meds for people who can't have kids). Then 8 months into the pregnancy, leave. You've got to time it right. Wait for her to be really PMSing with her hormone storm going on, and make sure to have her mom and all of her sisters in the room. Thanksgiving or Christmas works best.

Good luck!
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: webcake on November 11, 2007, 04:36:32 PM
Sounds like an awesome plan. Good luck.
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: HERACLES on November 11, 2007, 04:47:45 PM
Fuck it, I'm 33 and I know I'm not getting any younger,  I have decided it's time for me to move on.
I have only being married for a couple of month but she wants babies now and I cannot
fit them in my busy bodybuilding lifestyle.

I'm at work right now but I called her already and told her that I will not come home, I also
told her she can keep all the stuff.
I guess I get in my car and drive to Vegas without stopping, I have a couple of friends down
there that are more than happy to help me out to fullfill my dream of becoming an aging male Pro *cought*Bodybuilding.
They hook me up with the usual suspects and I'll be flying in a month.
I called already the Gym Cutler trains and signed up.

Fellas, I can only urge you all to follow your heart.
 




HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!  GOOD IDEA!!!  NOT!!

(http://files.samhart.net/humor/fail.jpg)
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: candidizzle on November 11, 2007, 06:45:22 PM

shouldn't you graduate high school first? 
i am a freshman in college now, moron..


i know, i know... i at one time claimed to have been a junior in high school. but, the reason why that isnt true....is that it was three years ago when i first started posting here!

lol...sort of grown up here on getbig.com
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: SteelePegasus on November 11, 2007, 06:52:57 PM
Fuck it, I'm 33 and I know I'm not getting any younger,  I have decided it's time for me to move on.
I have only being married for a couple of month but she wants babies now and I cannot
fit them in my busy bodybuilding lifestyle.

I'm at work right now but I called her already and told her that I will not come home, I also
told her she can keep all the stuff.
I guess I get in my car and drive to Vegas without stopping, I have a couple of friends down
there that are more than happy to help me out to fullfill my dream of becoming an aging male Pro *cought*Bodybuilding.
They hook me up with the usual suspects and I'll be flying in a month.
I called already the Gym Cutler trains and signed up.

Fellas, I can only urge you all to follow your heart.
 



post a pic of her and ask her if she is down to "party"
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: Campeon Del Mundo on November 11, 2007, 07:30:42 PM
   This is the best post i've ever read on getbig.com.   


Yes follow your dreams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can do intellectual stuff the rest of your life....


Garret Allin got his procard last year at the age of 42-3...you can do it!!!!

Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: cswol on November 11, 2007, 07:37:54 PM
you need to come to your senses and go home to your wife, what do you think your going to get from bodybuilding it is nothning but a dead end road, my friend you have a very rude awakening, not to mention in the divorce your wife will get your azz for alimony too.................you need to get off steroids and meth and go home and get your azz together.
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: Special Ed on November 11, 2007, 08:25:19 PM
Didn't Mr. Cortisol start the same exact thread that got dumped to the 'Z'?

Nicos, you blew it when you got married. What's the point of getting married if you don't want kids?  You already caved once, so why not just admit your a puss and cave again?  ;D
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: Stark on November 11, 2007, 08:26:44 PM
Didn't Mr. Cortisol start the same exact thread that got dumped to the 'Z'?

Nicos, you blew it when you got married. What's the point of getting married if you don't want kids?  You already caved once, so why not just admit your a puss and cave again?  ;D

That's coming from the right man Jason  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: Stark on November 11, 2007, 08:29:34 PM
you need to come to your senses and go home to your wife, what do you think your going to get from bodybuilding it is nothning but a dead end road, my friend you have a very rude awakening, not to mention in the divorce your wife will get your azz for alimony too.................you need to get off steroids and meth and go home and get your azz together.

You fucking party pooper, wtf is wrong with you? I have a hell of a time right now, my cell is nearly blowing up cuz my wife
is trying to reach me nonstop, I just deppthroat and gorilla fucked a $500 whore and later on I will shoot some Systanol and get high
on some more meth.
The plan for tomorrow is to get to know Jay and train hard, if you cannot see what wonderfull life I have you are blind... BLIND I SAY
Title: Re: Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder
Post by: Condor on November 11, 2007, 09:10:43 PM
You fucking party pooper, wtf is wrong with you? I have a hell of a time right now, my cell is nearly blowing up cuz my wife
is trying to reach me nonstop, I just deppthroat and gorilla fucked a $500 whore and later on I will shoot some Systanol and get high
on some more meth.
The plan for tomorrow is to get to know Jay and train hard, if you cannot see what wonderfull life I have you are blind... BLIND I SAY

man, nothing need be done tonight.  Calm down, sleep on it, this will pass.