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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: EL Mariachi on November 13, 2007, 08:43:28 PM
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Yes. I fart in front of everyone. More frequently in front of loved ones. Farting on a crowded elevator is always great fun. Ben Franklin once said, "To fart...is human, to fart loudly...is humor."
What's the deal with not farting in front of your wife anyway? Afraid she'll dump you because you expel gas like every other human? Trying to be respectful when not blowing a hot load in her face? I just don't get who these fags are who come up with this shitt.
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I just don't get who these fags are who have wives/girlfriends
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I just don't get who these fags are who have wives/girlfriends
Is this because you enjoy the company of "father figures"?
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I have nothing left in my system to even fart
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Only when we're doin' coke and drinking Guiness. :)
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Believe it or not there is an old saying: To be with somebody on farting terms...
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is it sick i love to smell my own farts?
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Yes, Mariachi. Farting is Natural, you know. ;)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j4XSAX7bWg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j4XSAX7bWg)
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Is this because you enjoy the company of "father figures"?
its because im a real man, and a real man dont settle for one woman
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Hey bluto, eating beans on a regular basis and farting in direction of your wife's nose isnt very respectful, dont you think?
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It's gross and not funny. My boyfriends didn't do that because I told them that I thought it was rude and disrespectful.
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It's gross and not funny. My boyfriends didn't do that because I told them that I thought it was rude and disrespectful.
I would fart on your hand.
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I would fart on your hand.
And I'd shove my foot up your ass too.
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its because im a real man, and a real man dont settle for one woman
Nasser settled for one women, are you saying Nasser is not a real man?
And I'd shove my foot up your ass too.
You would rather have poop on your foot then fart on your hand? ???
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j4XSAX7bWg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j4XSAX7bWg)
haha what does this song have to do with this thread mars?
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Does your wife/girlfriend/partner fart in front of you?
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I would fart on your hand.
no you wouldnt because youd have poop in her hand because of the abuse your ass takes
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The best way to a woman's heart, Dutch Oven. Hit her with one of these at night, she'll be yours as long as you want. Make sure you say, "Dutch Oven!" then force her head under the covers. It's a bucket of laughs.
Oh, do this after you've been laid that night, otherwise, this won't help your chances. ;)
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The best way to a woman's heart, Dutch Oven. Hit her with one of these at night, she'll be yours as long as you want. Make sure you say, "Dutch Oven!" then force her head under the covers. It's a bucket of laughs.
Oh, do this after you've been laid that night, otherwise, this won't help your chances. ;)
you must be a virgin lol jk ;D
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It's gross and not funny. My boyfriends didn't do that because I told them that I thought it was rude and disrespectful.
So you still haven't met a guy who made you dine from his anus? You poor girl!