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Title: Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend
Post by: Anabolic Outlaw on November 15, 2007, 09:33:13 AM: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Contact: Dennis L. Bates
Email: dennis@musclemissions.org

Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend

Dennis L. Bates, the founder of Muscle Missions will be speaking this Saturday at the Fairmont Dallas hotel located at 1717 North Akard Street in Dallas, Texas. The seminar that is being held is titled, Engineered Giants: Human Growth Hormone, Anabolic Steroids, Gene Doping and The End Times. The speaking engagement will take place from 2 - 4 P.M. in the French Room located on the Banquet Level of the hotel. Seating is very limited and will be first-come, first-served.

Bates founded Muscle Missions in 1998. In 2001 Bates began handing out his Christian testimony - a 64 page book titled: Anabolic Outlaw: “I was a drug dealing, pot smoking, cocaine snorting, pill popping, acid dropping, whiskey drinking, steroid shooting bodybuilder!” at the Arnold Schwarzenegger Classic in Columbus, Ohio where Muscle Missions is headquartered.

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Bodybuilding and news media is encouraged to attend. If you are a writer or reporter and wish to attend this event, please R.S.V.P. by email dennis@musclemissions.org to reserve your spot. Seating is limited to 35 attendees.
Title: Re: PRESS RELEASE: Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend
Post by: wisconsinBB on November 15, 2007, 09:39:59 AM: Go play in traffic
Title: Re: PRESS RELEASE: Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend
Post by: nycbull on November 15, 2007, 09:45:05 AM: Christians unit!!!! and for a 10 dollar donation fee you can attend a brief seminar of how homosexuals have taken control over the minds of bodybuilders to create a sex slave cult. Free refreshments.
Title: Re: PRESS RELEASE: Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend
Post by: Brutal_1 on November 15, 2007, 09:52:31 AM: only 35 you guys don't plan on a large turnout do you :o

What denomination of christianity are you???

What's your position on medicinal pharmaceuticals???
Title: Re: PRESS RELEASE: Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend
Post by: gordiano on November 15, 2007, 10:20:27 AM: Jesus just spoke to me and said that you (Mr.Bates) make him and his dad look like assholes. :-\
Title: Re: Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend
Post by: Remo Williams on November 15, 2007, 10:31:45 AM: "The Dillhole" - Butthead makes pelvic thrusts while Beavis punches and kicks in the air.
"The Bunghole" - Butthead shakes his butt while Beavis jumps up and down with a gyrating motion.
"The Fartknocker Double Inverted Nad Twist" - Butthead jumps back and forth across the room while Beavis sways his arms.
"The Monkey Boy" - Beavis humps the couch while Butt-head just stares at him in shock.
Title: Re: Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend
Post by: BlueDevil on November 15, 2007, 10:36:44 AM: Excellent dude :D

While you're at it :

I've always being a Britney Spears fan and always will be no matter how hard she made it to stick for her.
can you please make a prediction about Britney future for the next years in terms:

1)career - will she have a successful comeback and gain her popularity back
2) children - will she have shared custody of the kids
3)love - will she find love and remarry? i still one of those who dreams about her reunion with justin. Is it possible?
4)will she have more kids?

Thanks
Title: Re: Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend
Post by: Ron on November 15, 2007, 01:33:39 PM: This guy is actually serious. The hotel said he booked the room from Saturday from 2-4. Someone get some pics..
Title: Re: Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend
Post by: The Squadfather on November 15, 2007, 01:39:13 PM: Quote from: Anabolic Outlaw on November 15, 2007, 09:33:13 AM
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Contact: Dennis L. Bates
Email: dennis@musclemissions.org

Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend

Dennis L. Bates, the founder of Muscle Missions will be speaking this Saturday at the Fairmont Dallas hotel located at 1717 North Akard Street in Dallas, Texas. The seminar that is being held is titled, Engineered Giants: Human Growth Hormone, Anabolic Steroids, Gene Doping and The End Times. The speaking engagement will take place from 2 - 4 P.M. in the French Room located on the Banquet Level of the hotel. Seating is very limited and will be first-come, first-served.

Bates founded Muscle Missions in 1998. In 2001 Bates began handing out his Christian testimony - a 64 page book titled: Anabolic Outlaw: “I was a drug dealing, pot smoking, cocaine snorting, pill popping, acid dropping, whiskey drinking, steroid shooting bodybuilder!” at the Arnold Schwarzenegger Classic in Columbus, Ohio where Muscle Missions is headquartered.

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Bodybuilding and news media is encouraged to attend. If you are a writer or reporter and wish to attend this event, please R.S.V.P. by email dennis@musclemissions.org to reserve your spot. Seating is limited to 35 attendees.
you finally going to let everyone know how much time you served in prison, Dennis?
Title: Re: Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on November 15, 2007, 01:42:02 PM: Quote from: Ron on November 15, 2007, 01:33:39 PM
This guy is actually serious. The hotel said he booked the room from Saturday from 2-4. Someone get some pics..

when no one shows, he'll lock the door and call it a 'private event'.
Title: Re: Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend
Post by: Bluto on November 15, 2007, 03:10:54 PM: "“I was a drug dealing, pot smoking, cocaine snorting, pill popping, acid dropping, whiskey drinking, steroid shooting bodybuilder - those were the best days of my life!"
Title: Re: Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend
Post by: Lift Studios on November 15, 2007, 04:20:01 PM: Dennis, Will you be the guy in the straight jacket?
Title: Re: Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend
Post by: tommywishbone on November 15, 2007, 05:26:40 PM: bump the devil worshippers
Title: Re: Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend
Post by: Alex23 on November 15, 2007, 07:34:50 PM: Quote from: Bluto on November 15, 2007, 03:10:54 PM
"“I was a drug dealing, pot smoking, cocaine snorting, pill popping, acid dropping, whiskey drinking, steroid shooting bodybuilder - those were the best days of my life!"

Hahahahaha that was actually funny.. who was on the Bluto account?
Title: Re: Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on November 15, 2007, 07:54:06 PM: Quote from: Alex23 is Back on November 15, 2007, 07:34:50 PM

Hahahahaha that was actually funny.. who was on the Bluto account?

Now that you mention it, I've noticed that "Bluto" has several different writing styles. That's very weird, unless it's a community account.
Title: Re: Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend
Post by: Alex23 on November 16, 2007, 08:33:02 AM: Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on November 15, 2007, 07:54:06 PM
Now that you mention it, I've noticed that "Bluto" has several different writing styles. That's very weird, unless it's a community account.

They counted 3 different styles / area of interests.
Title: Re: Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend
Post by: Lift Studios on November 17, 2007, 12:01:07 AM: This should be interesting tomorrow. Ron will be attending and give everyone the full report on this bag of salted nuts.
Title: Re: Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend
Post by: webcake on November 17, 2007, 12:03:25 AM: Give this fag hell Ron. Getbig is a force not to be reckoned with >:(
Title: Re: Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend
Post by: The Freakshow on November 17, 2007, 12:06:46 AM: Quote from: Lift Studios on November 17, 2007, 12:01:07 AM
This should be interesting tomorrow. Ron will be attending and give everyone the full report on this bag of salted nuts.

Ron shouldnt waste his valuable time. There's too many other places he could be this weekend. His curiosity has got to be the driving force behind his desire to go. Heck I cant blame him.
Title: Re: Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend
Post by: LatsMcGee on November 17, 2007, 12:09:17 AM: This guy is going to OD on Jesus. Easy on the freebasing brother Dennis.