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Title: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 21, 2007, 03:46:33 PM
with everyone from the 14 year old zit faced kid to the 50 plus year old multi year competitors, not a single one has trained a celebrity.

except for maybe "teh Coach" but he won't say names.

so with all these geniuses here, how come none of them get hired by movie stars when they need to lose 5 lbs?  how come it's always some skinny bald gay or some euro trash dude who trains them?

maybe all these gurus are just full of shit?

or maybe "take 10 vials of gh a day and sprinkle it with dbol" doesn't work for them?
Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: EL Mariachi on November 21, 2007, 03:48:53 PM
with everyone from the 14 year old zit faced kid to the 50 plus year old multi year competitors, not a single one has trained a celebrity.

except for maybe "teh Coach" but he won't say names.

so with all these geniuses here, how come none of them get hired by movie stars when they need to lose 5 lbs?  how come it's always some skinny bald gay or some euro trash dude who trains them?

maybe all these gurus are just full of shit?

or maybe "take 10 vials of gh a day and sprinkle it with dbol" doesn't work for them?

Its funny that a european guy like you calls someone else ''euro-trash''.
Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 21, 2007, 03:50:18 PM
Its funny that a european guy like you calls someone else ''euro-trash''.

not all Euros are euro trash.  I'm talking about the "guys" who wear adidas sweatpants all day, only to change into skin tight jeans and a skin tight silk blouse to go out clubbing in.  They're usually Polish.
Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: bigbobs on November 21, 2007, 03:51:43 PM
Power Rod = Team El Mariachi

El Mariachi = Team Nasser

Conclusion: Power Rod < Huge Nasser
Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 21, 2007, 03:52:45 PM
Power Rod = Team El Mariachi

El Mariachi = Team Nasser

Conclusion: Power Rod < Huge Nasser

unlike huge nasser, i don't have to sell my shitstained underwear to cock hungry canadian paki's who worship me.

i have a real job and my self respect.
Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: the Pure Majestic on November 21, 2007, 03:53:08 PM
with everyone from the 14 year old zit faced kid to the 50 plus year old multi year competitors, not a single one has trained a celebrity.

except for maybe "teh Coach" but he won't say names.

so with all these geniuses here, how come none of them get hired by movie stars when they need to lose 5 lbs?  how come it's always some skinny bald gay or some euro trash dude who trains them?

maybe all these gurus are just full of shit?

or maybe "take 10 vials of gh a day and sprinkle it with dbol" doesn't work for them?

They're too busy begging TMZ to talk about them.  
Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: bigbobs on November 21, 2007, 03:53:44 PM
unlike huge nasser, i don't have to sell my shitstained underwear to cock hungry canadian paki's who worship me.

i have a real job and my self respect.

How much "self respect" does a refugee have?  ;D

People are willing pay big bucks for Huge Nasser's clothing, yet no one would pay a cent for yours.
Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 21, 2007, 03:53:54 PM
They're too busy begging TMZ to talk about them. 

you'd think at least Palumbo would've made it on tmz somehow by now.
Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: Baby_Hercules on November 21, 2007, 03:56:59 PM
I once trained Flavor Flav's sister. Does that count? ;D
Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: Camel Jockey on November 21, 2007, 03:59:41 PM
Most of people here that do back up what they say tend to be private people.

candizzle may give out advice, but he's got nothing to show for it, so no one would listen to him. And I doubt any celebs would be interested in Digusted or gh15's cycles.
Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: Mike on November 21, 2007, 04:17:33 PM
Have you seen celebrity trainers?  Squadfather would have a field day. 

Most of the highly paid trainers out there have a few degrees and a good cert (NASM, CSCS), work in the right location (LA or NY) and are not interesting in bodybuilding or bodybuilding message boards.  There are great PT boards out there with trainers who have celebrity clients....GetBig's not one of them.
Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: The Squadfather on November 21, 2007, 04:20:00 PM
I once trained Flavor Flav's sister. Does that count? ;D
did she wear a big ass kitchen clock around her neck too?
Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: gordiano on November 21, 2007, 04:34:39 PM
Cswol of course....


Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: The Squadfather on November 21, 2007, 04:35:37 PM
Cswol of course....



hahahhaa, is that the one where he's teaching the black chicks to curl 15 pound db's on the beach?
Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: gordiano on November 21, 2007, 04:38:41 PM
hahahhaa, is that the one where he's teaching the black chicks to curl 15 pound db's on the beach?

Right here....




HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 21, 2007, 04:39:02 PM
How much "self respect" does a refugee have?  ;D

People are willing pay big bucks for Huge Nasser's clothing, yet no one would pay a cent for yours.

i'm no more refugee than your whole family who ran out of Pakistan.

I'd feel like a cheap piece of shit slut if i had to sell my clothes.  I'd feel like an even bigger jackass if i was buying them.

But hey, you look up to people like that, more power to you.
Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 21, 2007, 04:40:03 PM
There are great PT boards out there with trainers who have celebrity clients....GetBig's not one of them.

your post's useless without links to some of them.  i'll take a look.
Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: Noel Fuller on November 21, 2007, 04:51:50 PM
I have trained a few pro bodybuilders...does that count?
Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: bigbobs on November 21, 2007, 04:51:58 PM
i'm no more refugee than your whole family who ran out of Pakistan.

lol that's me and my family's status is "Citizen" whereas yours is "Refugee"?
Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 21, 2007, 04:52:43 PM
lol that's me and my family's status is "Citizen" whereas yours is "Refugee"?

nope, mine's "American Citizen", which, the last time I checked was much better than "Canadian Paki".
Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: bigbobs on November 21, 2007, 04:53:59 PM
nope, mine's "American Citizen", which, the last time I checked was much better than "Canadian Paki".

Not According to El Mariachi :P
Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 21, 2007, 04:57:06 PM
Not According to El Mariachi :P

well, he lives a few thousand miles away from me on a different continent and has never met me.  how does he know what my status is?
Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: bigbobs on November 21, 2007, 04:59:42 PM
well, he lives a few thousand miles away from me on a different continent and has never met me.  how does he know what my status is?

Becasue you've made it obvious that you worship him since you have his pic in your avatar
Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: The Freakshow on November 21, 2007, 05:28:39 PM
Because they're out training the stars ;)
Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 21, 2007, 05:31:57 PM
Becasue you've made it obvious that you worship him since you have his pic in your avatar

ever hear of sarcasm, "big guy"?
Title: Re: How come there's no trainers to the stars here?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on November 21, 2007, 05:36:49 PM
why cant we all just get along, and say nice warm things to each other?