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Title: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: Bluto on November 23, 2007, 04:20:35 PM
now is a good time to share your experience with us... or maybe you have a dad that served and he told you and now you wanna tell us

Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: Army of One on November 23, 2007, 04:21:38 PM
now is a good time to share your experience with us... or maybe you have a dad that served and he told you and now you wanna tell us



BACK IN 83 I COULD THROW A PIGSKIN A QUARTER MILE
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: The Squadfather on November 23, 2007, 04:22:10 PM
i served a tour in 67-68.
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Post by: slaveboy1980 on November 23, 2007, 04:22:17 PM
putnam
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Post by: Bluto on November 23, 2007, 04:22:23 PM
saigon... lemme tell you

hell on earth

nanana-nananana--NINETEEN

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Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on November 23, 2007, 04:22:43 PM
hey here comes the rooster
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Post by: davidpaul on November 23, 2007, 04:22:57 PM
I've seen Coming Home in a Bodybag produced by legendary hollywood producer Lee Donowitz, don't know if that counts though.
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: Bluto on November 23, 2007, 04:23:22 PM
hey here comes the rooster

ARMY GREEN WAS NO SAFE BET
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: davidpaul on November 23, 2007, 04:23:48 PM
saigon... lemme tell you

hell on earth

nanana-nananana--NINETEEN



all those who remember the war whos averaged was 19!!!!!
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: Bluto on November 23, 2007, 04:23:56 PM
I've seen Coming Home in a Bodybag produced by legendary hollywood producer Lee Donowitz, don't know if that counts though.

only if you watched it in slow-mo
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Post by: Condor on November 23, 2007, 04:24:15 PM
I've seen Coming Home in a Bodybag produced by legendary hollywood producer Lee Donowitz, don't know if that counts though.

nice!

"we park our cars in the same garage."
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on November 23, 2007, 04:24:47 PM
jerry cantrells dad served in nam. so did my 11th grade history teacher mr. tatum. i asked him what a popular word for fuck was in nam and he said soldiers dont curse. I poured hot sauce in his eyes and punched his testicles. Soldiers do indeed curse.
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Post by: davidpaul on November 23, 2007, 04:25:00 PM
nice!

"we park our cars in the same garage."

I like you clarence  ;D
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Post by: The Squadfather on November 23, 2007, 04:25:50 PM
A JELLY DONUT...............AND WHY ARE YOU NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE JELLY DONUTS???????!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: Bluto on November 23, 2007, 04:26:12 PM
hamburger hill
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Post by: slaveboy1980 on November 23, 2007, 04:26:30 PM
i remember a night in lao khan, back in 69, it seemed liked hope died that night.

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Post by: davidpaul on November 23, 2007, 04:27:23 PM
are you john wayne?
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Post by: The Squadfather on November 23, 2007, 04:27:48 PM
"YOU AIN'T NO FIRIN' SQUAD YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: Bluto on November 23, 2007, 04:28:24 PM
shit i just started a thread that will have squadfather quote full metal jacket for 10 pages

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Post by: davidpaul on November 23, 2007, 04:28:35 PM
 D D D D D D D DESTRUCTION.
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: slaveboy1980 on November 23, 2007, 04:28:57 PM
"YOU AIN'T NO FIRIN' SQUAD YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

what weight do you use on flat bench flyes?
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on November 23, 2007, 04:31:54 PM
I'm a geezer lemon squeezer
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: slaveboy1980 on November 23, 2007, 04:32:42 PM
I'm a geezer lemon squeezer
no your a mooser lactating cruuuuuizer.
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: The Squadfather on November 23, 2007, 04:33:02 PM
what weight do you use on flat bench flyes?
65's for 8-10.
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: Bluto on November 23, 2007, 04:34:11 PM
war

what is it good for

a-b-solutely nuthin'
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on November 23, 2007, 04:35:12 PM
65's for 8-10.


WHAT A BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: The Squadfather on November 23, 2007, 04:35:24 PM
"DEATH? WHAT DO YOU KNOW 'BOUT DEATH?
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Post by: The Squadfather on November 23, 2007, 04:36:13 PM

WHAT A BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;D is your mom still on the rag?
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: slaveboy1980 on November 23, 2007, 04:36:55 PM
65's for 8-10.

cool, what type of flye do you do? arnold style going deep or the safer pussy version, where you almost do a press?

Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: slaveboy1980 on November 23, 2007, 04:37:59 PM
on the plains of cucomongo the apes of eternal chocolate will skinny dip with olympic stars from mars.
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: GroinkTropin on November 23, 2007, 04:38:04 PM
My stepdad served it's funny all these years the ONLY stories I have ever been able to get out of him are about what drugs they did and hookers etc. Never any fighting stories. In fact every guy I've talked to who served won't tell me shit, must have been some bad memories.
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: Condor on November 23, 2007, 04:38:21 PM
I like you clarence  ;D

"They were here......and then they went...."

"They're at the safari motor....motel inn.....it's a fine motel."

"Get some beer......and some cleaning products."
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: The Squadfather on November 23, 2007, 04:38:48 PM
cool, what type of flye do you do? arnold style going deep or the safer pussy version, where you almost do a press?


the Arnie version, deep, deep, deep and slow.
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: Bluto on November 23, 2007, 04:39:04 PM
My stepdad served it's funny all these years the ONLY stories I have ever been able to get out of him are about what drugs they did and hookers etc. Never any fighting stories. In fact every guy I've talked to who served won't tell me shit, must have been some bad memories.

maybe they didnt fight just get their ass kicked you know like someone fighting in a cage and getting his ass kicked for 3 rounds not much to talk about afterwards you know btw did any of them get a metal plate in their head that kinda stuff?
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: slaveboy1980 on November 23, 2007, 04:41:08 PM
My stepdad served it's funny all these years the ONLY stories I have ever been able to get out of him are about what drugs they did and hookers etc. Never any fighting stories. In fact every guy I've talked to who served won't tell me shit, must have been some bad memories.

maybe in some future life your mind will be saturated with memories from long dead soldiers and generals.
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: Bluto on November 23, 2007, 04:41:48 PM
maybe in some future life your mind will be saturated with memories from long dead soldiers and generals.

maybe you have no future and no present

Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: slaveboy1980 on November 23, 2007, 04:50:42 PM
maybe you have no future and no present



maybe
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: omg on November 23, 2007, 08:39:32 PM
i served a tour in 67-68.

what tour? of your mothers womb?
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: omg on November 23, 2007, 08:44:44 PM
now is a good time to share your experience with us... or maybe you have a dad that served and he told you and now you wanna tell us



no war experience but have military exeperience. cant see myself killing anyone to be honest. besides the world dont look so bad now. IF things turn bad and history has shown people always go lunatic and killl each other now and then, and its time to die then so be it. everyone dies  :)
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: G o a t b o y on November 23, 2007, 08:51:47 PM
cant see myself killing anyone to be honest.

Why not?  Removing a threat to you or your family is not murder.  As long as I felt it was justified, I honestly don't think it would bother me any more than swatting a fly would.
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Post by: benchmstr on November 23, 2007, 08:59:51 PM
Why not?  Removing a threat to you or your family is not murder.  As long as I felt it was justified, I honestly don't think it would bother me any more than swatting a fly would.
you have no idea how right you are.

bench
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Post by: Obvious Gimmick on November 23, 2007, 09:06:10 PM
Why not?  Removing a threat to you or your family is not murder.  As long as I felt it was justified, I honestly don't think it would bother me any more than swatting a fly would.

Killing is alot harder than you think, this is why so many soldiers have PTSD after wartime. But i agree, if it has to be done, then it has to be done. 
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Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on November 23, 2007, 09:08:17 PM
Killing is alot harder than you think, this is why so many soldiers have PTSD after wartime. But i agree, if it has to be done, then it has to be done. 


goatboy is married to the enemy, he wouldnt do shit. pay him no mind
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: omg on November 23, 2007, 09:09:07 PM
Killing is alot harder than you think, this is why so many soldiers have PTSD after wartime. But i agree, if it has to be done, then it has to be done. 

exactly, it is one thing to be a spoilt american brat sitting at home watching tv

and another to be on a field, with giant ants up your ass and people screaming and dying around you.
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Post by: SirTraps on November 23, 2007, 09:15:28 PM
 I did two tours up by the DMZ 68-70. 9 months of my second tour was spent over by Cambodian border.   I saw shit that is still classified.  I volunteered for the LRRP's, but i got discharged after my 3rd purple heart.

          I still sneak off in the woods for weeks at a time every fall, just living off the land..eating sankes and catching deer in tiger pits.  I make my own fish sauce out of carp heads, never broke the habit i picked up over in the Nam.

     Most of you fuckin Hippies dont know shit about the Nam.
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Post by: Obvious Gimmick on November 23, 2007, 09:16:29 PM
and another to be on a field, with giant ants up your ass and people screaming and dying around you.

Very true and all the political bullshit about why you're there and how God s on your side fades quick when your buddys got clam linguini coming out of his head
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Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on November 23, 2007, 09:20:11 PM
any tales of bunker fucking?
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Post by: SirTraps on November 23, 2007, 09:25:18 PM
I got the clap 70 or 80 times, rotten crotch, jungle rot you name it from Saigon whores.   
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Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on November 23, 2007, 09:31:46 PM
what does the black mans penis look like? I have heard....things
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Post by: tommywishbone on November 23, 2007, 09:31:59 PM
"DEATH? WHAT DO YOU KNOW 'BOUT DEATH?

 ;D

You're close.

"You talking about killing? Hmm? Y'all experts? Y'all know about killing? I'd like to hear about it, potheads."   -Sgt Barnes..... Platoon

Sorry Squad... you're correct.

"Death? What you all know about death?" -Sgt Barnes
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: SirTraps on November 23, 2007, 09:35:43 PM
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on ####, *&^%, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that?

(http://www.deutsches-filmmuseum.de/pre/images/kubrickdown/TN-pf_kubrick_fmj_02.jpg)
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Post by: G o a t b o y on November 23, 2007, 09:54:29 PM
(http://www.deutsches-filmmuseum.de/pre/images/kubrickdown/TN-pf_kubrick_fmj_02.jpg)


best vietnam movie ever!


click here (http://new.wavlist.com/movies/262/fmj-privatecowboy.wav)

Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: windsor88 on November 23, 2007, 09:55:08 PM
I've heard many stories like how they used to give them weed for free.  Smack was extra but 50% of the black squads did it.  Any drug was available and always pussy.  Raped a lot of vietcong.  Not them so they say...  ::)   That's what a few black dudes I used to work with told me.  I was told 20 years ago so those guys were like 40's at that time.  They came out of it OK.  They said they had flashbacks sometimes but not as often as when they got back. Said they saw some fucked up shit.  Just mass murdering of civilians.  Usually the white dudes. Plus their friends of course.  They said they always sent in a black dude to see if holes were clear...lol.    Crabs were rampant.  But they had plenty of booze and drugs to numb it all.  I love hearing about nam cuz that was a true jungle warfare bloodbath.

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Post by: onlyme on November 23, 2007, 10:10:35 PM
We served ham last night
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Post by: sgt. d on November 23, 2007, 10:13:33 PM
what does the black mans penis look like? I have heard....things

 ???
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: onlyme on November 23, 2007, 10:17:48 PM
what does the black mans penis look like? I have heard....things

turn around next time and you'll see.
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Post by: JediKnight on November 23, 2007, 10:36:31 PM
I like ham and eggs.
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Post by: Sir William Idol on November 23, 2007, 11:05:48 PM
i was a pfc on search patrol hunting charlie down

that was in the jungle wars of 65

my weapon jammed and i got stuck way out and all alone

and you could hear the enemy comin in close outside
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Post by: onlyme on November 24, 2007, 10:19:15 AM
I used to paintball
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Post by: JasonH on November 24, 2007, 10:50:30 AM
Didn't serve in the 'nam but I did my time in World War I. Was about to go up over the top one day and suddenly a whistle rang out into the bleak skies.

The war had stopped.

It was christmas day and we ran out and played football with all the germans like true brothers. Until the ball was punctured on some razor wire.

We carried on with the war the next day like nothing had ever happened.

True story - I'm actually 105 years old.
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Post by: SirTraps on November 24, 2007, 10:54:53 AM
Ive played paintball, pretty cool-but it was in a heavily wooded area, more fun than indoors.
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Post by: Mark Kerr on November 24, 2007, 11:03:11 AM
"Charlie don't surf!"
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Post by: Camel Jockey on November 24, 2007, 03:44:06 PM
Lost me ear in 'nam
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Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on November 24, 2007, 03:59:24 PM
I used to paintball
Your fat ass can paintball? Im sure those balls just bounce right off your fatass.
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Post by: Camel Jockey on November 24, 2007, 06:04:54 PM
Your fat ass can paintball? Im sure those balls just bounce right off your fatass.

He wouldn't be able to move fast enough.. I mean he'd get blasted..  :-\
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Post by: Deadpool on November 25, 2007, 05:36:52 AM
this cook Rick served in Vietnam.  He was still suing the government to get disability.
 

He lived on a cot in the cellar of a rest home where he was a cook.  Strange guy
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: Butterbean on November 26, 2007, 11:37:59 AM
now is a good time to share your experience with us... or maybe you have a dad that served and he told you and now you wanna tell us



One of my uncles that served in Viet Nam was shot five times and they put him in what they called "the dead room."  This was the room they placed guys that they knew were not going to make it.  But he lived  :)

Another uncle that served there was in charge of his platoon and from the story I heard (as he's never talked about it w/me) he believed a lot of guys got killed because they were drugged out and not alert.  He told his men that if he caught any of them doing drugs he would kill them himself.  He didn't lose one man.  This same uncle did a second tour by choice which somehow kept another uncle who was waiting to do his tour from going.  The first uncle believed the other one wouldn't have been able to handle it.
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Post by: CalvinH on November 26, 2007, 05:41:40 PM
"We gonna get high,higghh,higggghhh"



"Fuck it sarge lets do the whole village"
Title: Re: Anyone here served in 'nam?
Post by: rockyfortune on November 27, 2007, 09:54:51 AM
my sister's father in law served as a radio operator in a helo...his bronze star citation said he lept out of the helo, cut down six enemy NVA regulars, saved two wounded soldiers, and dragged one mortally wounded guy back the chopper...saving the day like audie fucking murphy....

real version: according to the man himself: helo took off, he fell out, busted his ass, shot his rifle at anyone in the vicinity until the helo picked his ass up....received unending razzing from his buddies...
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Post by: Deadpool on November 29, 2007, 07:51:59 AM
Why were we in Vietnam?  They don't have any oil  ;D
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Post by: Stark on November 30, 2007, 01:59:27 PM
Why were we in Vietnam?  They don't have any oil  ;D

At that time they called oil communism