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Title: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: McFarland on November 23, 2007, 04:42:10 PM
Sign of the times?  Discuss. 
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: Bluto on November 23, 2007, 04:43:35 PM
fuck em both

thats what i say

ya feel me?
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on November 23, 2007, 04:44:10 PM
Jeff is that the preferred show to have on when youre getting pegged? Jeeezus christ
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: Bast000 on November 23, 2007, 04:44:22 PM
haha, Oprah paid for an All girl $40 million school in Africa where the students get beaten and molested.  owned!
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: bigdumbbell on November 23, 2007, 04:44:33 PM
what times are these shows on?  lol  oprah i remember is on just before the crackheads head out but i'm clueless about elen
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on November 23, 2007, 04:45:36 PM
jeff will tell you with DVR they are on anytime.
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: McFarland on November 23, 2007, 04:45:58 PM
what times are these shows on?  lol  oprah i remember is on just before the crackheads head out but i'm clueless about elen

Ellen's on at 4PM out here.  
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: Bluto on November 23, 2007, 04:46:28 PM
gotta dl them shows and put them on 24-7 and turn into a WOMAN

thats how it goes

it has begun
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: Bast000 on November 23, 2007, 04:46:40 PM
i wear a lot of the same clothes as Ellen
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: bigdumbbell on November 23, 2007, 04:47:12 PM
thanks, i'll have to check his show out
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: McFarland on November 23, 2007, 04:47:37 PM
jeff will tell you with DVR they are on anytime.

Eric will tell you he doesn't listen to satellite radio in his car because he prefers the "real-time" traffic reports that come with standard Philly FM radio stations.  
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: Bluto on November 23, 2007, 04:48:09 PM
haha danielson once said he likes how ellen dances

what a fruitcake

why would anyone admit they like that i bet he masturbates to the show and then have multiple orgasmes when oprah is on wearing tights

fucking fags
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on November 23, 2007, 04:48:42 PM
Eric will tell you he doesn't listen to satellite radio in his car because he prefers the "real-time" traffic reports that come with standard Philly FM radio stations. 

This is true. I made it to work in 16 mins today. No sense in even turning on the radio. Jeff remind me to tell you what happened to my satellite radio :(
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: Bast000 on November 23, 2007, 04:48:53 PM
owen wilson's new chick is hot.

(http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/I/g/8/tiffany03290613.jpg)
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: Bluto on November 23, 2007, 04:49:30 PM
that is deeply disturbing
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: Bast000 on November 23, 2007, 04:50:06 PM
oh brother, a female presidential candidate.  what will they think of next?

(http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/hillary_ellen2.jpg)
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: McFarland on November 23, 2007, 04:51:50 PM
Ellen really makes you wish she weren't gay.  And despite it all, I think Oprah still hates cock more than Ellen; but no one seems to mind.  Nobody, no where gives a shit where Oprah's sexual orientation lies.  For this reason, few people resent Oprah for her money.  Kind of like Larry Flynt.  They're both disconnected from their sexuality so there's little to envy.  They have millions/billions but still can't embrace sex so nobody cares.       
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: Bluto on November 23, 2007, 04:53:05 PM
im listening to michael jackson right now 'beat it'
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: Bast000 on November 23, 2007, 04:53:36 PM
Ellen really makes you wish she weren't gay.

no actually she hasn't made me wish that.  :-\
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: davidpaul on November 23, 2007, 04:53:44 PM
Ellen really makes you wish she weren't gay.  And despite it all, I think Oprah still hates cock more than Ellen; but no one seems to mind.  Nobody, no where gives a shit where Oprah's sexual orientation lies.    

who would u rather nail ?
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on November 23, 2007, 04:53:58 PM
Ellen really makes you wish she weren't gay.  And despite it all, I think Oprah still hates cock more than Ellen; but no one seems to mind.  Nobody, no where gives a shit where Oprah's sexual orientation lies.   

nah dude, I bet oprah is freaky. I bet she loves sucking the cock.
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: davidpaul on November 23, 2007, 04:54:32 PM
im listening to michael jackson right now 'beat it'


im listening to wierd al eat it.
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: bigdumbbell on November 23, 2007, 04:54:50 PM
i seen oprah almost cum when she saw a lipstick lesbian in a leather dinner jacket
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: The Squadfather on November 23, 2007, 04:55:09 PM
no actually she hasn't made me wish that.  :-\
are you implying that McFarland may like to smoke a penis or 20 from time to time, Bast?
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on November 23, 2007, 04:55:15 PM
im listening to wierd al eat it.

yeah! weird al is funny cause he puts fart noises in the beginning of the song. thats comedy
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: davidpaul on November 23, 2007, 04:55:52 PM
yeah! weird al is funny cause he puts fart noises in the beginning of the song. thats comedy

hes an artist in his own way.
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on November 23, 2007, 04:56:10 PM
back in 93 she had on barry manilow. she was all about about
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: Bluto on November 23, 2007, 04:56:23 PM
im listening to wierd al eat it.

i linked to the video in one of my threads on the entertainment board
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: McFarland on November 23, 2007, 04:56:36 PM
nah dude, I bet oprah is freaky. I bet she loves sucking the cock.

No she was abused as a girl and then turned street hooker in her teens somewhere then freaked out; now I doubt she's had sex in several decades.  
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: Bast000 on November 23, 2007, 04:57:40 PM
No she was abused as a girl and then turned street hooker in her teens somewhere then freaked out; now I doubt she's had sex in several decades. 

so ARE you implying that you like a penis or 20 every now and then or what?   ???
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: The Squadfather on November 23, 2007, 04:58:15 PM
No she was abused as a girl and then turned street hooker in her teens somewhere then freaked out; now I doubt she's had sex in several decades.  
sheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt, that ape would suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: Bast000 on November 23, 2007, 04:58:59 PM
are you implying that McFarland may like to smoke a penis or 20 from time to time, Bast?

well i just asked him.
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on November 23, 2007, 04:59:17 PM
No she was abused as a girl and then turned street hooker in her teens somewhere then freaked out; now I doubt she's had sex in several decades. 

jeff you know abused girls are the easiest and most vunerable. come on now. havent you ever had a 14 year old blow you at a college party? you think they want to do it?
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: Bluto on November 23, 2007, 04:59:26 PM


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Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: McFarland on November 23, 2007, 05:00:37 PM
Anyone here would rather have sex with Ellen than Hillary.  Ellen has a nice face and she's so funny; she's nearly universally likeable.  Hillary looks like a tired bitch these days and you know Bill hasn't gotten a blow job from her since way back BEFORE the Lewinski scandal.  All the campaigning is just wearing her out.  She looks perpetually haggard these days.  If she's elected it's only to see Bill get back in the co-pilot seat again; he's the realest politician out there right now.    
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: Bast000 on November 23, 2007, 05:00:55 PM
Oprah biography:

'She was raped by a cousin when she was nine years old and later molested by a male friend of her mother's and by an uncle.The young girl never told anyone about the abuse that she was suffering. Instead, she held her anger and pain inside and she rebelled. She repeatedly ran away and got into trouble.'

(http://www.psistar.co.uk/images/stopwhining.jpg)
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: The Squadfather on November 23, 2007, 05:02:21 PM
Anyone here would rather have sex with Ellen than Hillary.  Ellen has a nice face and she's so funny; she's nearly universally likeable.  Hillary looks like a tired bitch these days and you know Bill hasn't gotten a blow job from her since way back BEFORE the Lewinski scandal.  All the campaigning is just wearing her out.  She looks perpetually haggard these days.  If she's elected it's only to see Bill get back in the co-pilot seat again; he's the realest politician out there right now.    
i'd fucck the shit out of Hillary, thick ass on her.
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on November 23, 2007, 05:03:56 PM
i bet hillary has the milf skin shake going on when shes getting drilled. the muscle moves but not the skin
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: Bluto on November 23, 2007, 05:04:43 PM
ill take ophra over any of them bitcjhes
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: Camel Jockey on November 23, 2007, 06:28:58 PM
McFarland likes to watch dykes whining about aids in africa...

The shame.. Shame for Team Nasser.
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: swoody on November 23, 2007, 08:06:28 PM
So we are now debating over which lesbian chick talkshow is better than the other?  On a bodybuilding board?  Getbig has reached a new low... I think Jeff ran too many cycles of test without pct... that's the only way I can imagine that this would come up on a bbing board... hows the estrogen level, Jeff?  Does it spike when you watch Ellen at 4 in the morning?  Damnit man!  You should at least be watching softcore cable porn if your up that late!  Here's a little somethin to get everyone's test back up after going through this thread...
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FIXED...



Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: Special Ed on November 23, 2007, 08:52:08 PM
(http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/hillary_ellen2.jpg)
Hillary's Gut: Gh or Insulin?
Title: Re: Ellen Now a Better Watch Than Oprah
Post by: affy on November 29, 2007, 06:41:12 AM
(http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/hillary_ellen2.jpg)
Hillary's Gut: Gh or Insulin?
probably all that semen that's built up throughout the years

i heard she has a case of jungle fever too

bill's not the only whore in the family