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Title: NOTHING BETTER...
Post by: shiftedShapes on November 24, 2007, 09:28:51 AM
Than a venti starbucks coffee first thing saturday morning.

Go to the gym, totally empty, and chin, dip, and planche for a couple hours, hitting ab shots and strutting around like a 300lb beast.  Nothing can stop me.  Behold my masterfully sculpted physique as you wait for your morning power abs class.  I am many power levels above you but you can still hope to raise yourself higher by absorbing my excess energy.  I am the one above ALL, the unmoved mover.  The FIRST CAUSE

THASS WUSSUP YALL.

 
Title: Re: NOTHING BETTER...
Post by: Bluto on November 24, 2007, 09:30:38 AM
what are your affiliations? are you part of TEAM NASSER?
Title: Re: NOTHING BETTER...
Post by: The Squadfather on November 24, 2007, 09:35:10 AM
what do you squat, deadlift and bench, "shifted shapes"?
Title: Re: NOTHING BETTER...
Post by: shiftedShapes on November 24, 2007, 09:37:53 AM
what are your affiliations? are you part of TEAM NASSER?

HUGE NASSAR is a striding COLOSSUS, the product of 7000 years of intermarriage between european and arab blood lines, HUGE NASSAR embodies the tremendous taper of a genie and the legs that steady NORSE bezerkers on their voyages through the treacherous Northern seas.
Title: Re: NOTHING BETTER...
Post by: Bluto on November 24, 2007, 09:40:42 AM
let me know if you wanna be addded to the TEAM NASSER member list
Title: Re: NOTHING BETTER...
Post by: shiftedShapes on November 24, 2007, 09:42:13 AM
let me know if you wanna be addded to the TEAM NASSER member list

enroll me in your team!
Title: Re: NOTHING BETTER...
Post by: shiftedShapes on November 24, 2007, 09:47:12 AM
what do you squat, deadlift and bench, "shifted shapes"?

My body.  It's fantastic.
Title: Re: NOTHING BETTER...
Post by: Bluto on November 24, 2007, 09:48:14 AM
enroll me in your team!

welcome to TEAM NASSER!
Title: Re: NOTHING BETTER...
Post by: The Squadfather on November 24, 2007, 09:50:34 AM
My body.  It's fantastic.
so 141 on each one?
Title: Re: NOTHING BETTER...
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on November 24, 2007, 09:52:48 AM
so 141 on each one?

maybe hes training for deep cuts and detail hahahahahah
Title: Re: NOTHING BETTER...
Post by: shiftedShapes on November 24, 2007, 09:57:13 AM
so 141 on each one?
closer to

(http://www.rateitall.com/itemimages/7605.jpg)

I'm sure you would like PROOF
Title: Re: NOTHING BETTER...
Post by: shiftedShapes on November 24, 2007, 03:59:22 PM
what an awesome thread.
Title: Re: NOTHING BETTER...
Post by: chaos on November 24, 2007, 04:03:44 PM
what an awesome thread.
Yeah that's why you had to bump it after nobody posted in it for 6 hours. ::)
Title: Re: NOTHING BETTER...
Post by: shiftedShapes on November 24, 2007, 04:08:20 PM
Yeah that's why you had to bump it after nobody posted in it for 6 hours. ::)

yeah I know I'm really awesome, it's been this good my whole life, so it almost doesn't register anymore.
Title: Re: NOTHING BETTER...
Post by: chaos on November 24, 2007, 04:11:45 PM
yeah I know I'm really awesome, it's been this good my whole life, so it almost doesn't register anymore.
Must be nice to be retarded sometimes.
Title: Re: NOTHING BETTER...
Post by: shiftedShapes on November 24, 2007, 04:42:53 PM
Must be nice to be retarded sometimes.

That would be hard to know because aside from in "Flowers for Algernon" retardation tends to be a permanent condition so there's no way to know if it's nice to be retarded sometimes.  I will say though the full time tards seem to be happy as pigs in shit, at least if Corky is representative of tards in general.
Title: Re: NOTHING BETTER...
Post by: chaos on November 24, 2007, 04:45:03 PM
That would be hard to know because aside from in "Flowers for Algernon" retardation tends to be a permanent condition so there's no way to know if it's nice to be retarded sometimes.  I will say though the full time tards seem to be happy as pigs in shit, at least if Corky is representative of tards in general.
See what I mean?