Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure

Getbig Misc Discussion Boards => The Getbiggers Board - The Lounge => Topic started by: El Diablo Blanco on November 26, 2007, 01:54:16 PM

Title: The Morris Threads
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 26, 2007, 01:54:16 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Zack Morris
Post by: The Squadfather on November 26, 2007, 01:55:16 PM
dude got more ass than a toilet seat.
Title: Re: Zack Morris
Post by: Havenbull on November 26, 2007, 02:33:07 PM
haha remember when The College Years started and Zach purposely get "beefed up" to make him look moe like a man
Title: Re: Zack Morris
Post by: danielson on November 26, 2007, 03:07:20 PM
 :)

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=130943.0
Title: Re: Zack Morris
Post by: kimura on November 26, 2007, 03:57:03 PM
According to gh15, Zack and Slater were on the sauce. 
Title: Re: Zack Morris
Post by: timfogarty on November 26, 2007, 04:01:02 PM
Mario on Nip/Tuck (http://youtube.com/watch?v=kYEZ8ta96Ik)
Title: Re: Zack Morris
Post by: Army of One on November 26, 2007, 04:03:29 PM
the homo is strong in this thread
Title: Re: Zack Morris
Post by: Livewire on November 26, 2007, 04:34:51 PM
the homo is strong in this thread

...now that you're here!
Title: The Morris Threads
Post by: Livewire on November 26, 2007, 04:36:35 PM
How come steroids don't come with those little skull & crossbones that you see on smokes?
Title: Dick Morris
Post by: The Squadfather on November 26, 2007, 04:38:12 PM
who remembers this guy, press expert for the Clinton's.
Title: Re: Dick Morris
Post by: columbusdude82 on November 26, 2007, 04:42:01 PM
He's always on Fox News. Hillary's leading critic :)
Title: Re: Dick Morris
Post by: The Squadfather on November 26, 2007, 04:43:35 PM
He's always on Fox News. Hillary's leading critic :)
hahahhaa, yep, they must have fuccked him over somehow, he was the Clinton's biggest ally at one point now he rips her apart at every chance.
Title: MLB Pitcher "Black" Jack Morris
Post by: Grundle on November 26, 2007, 04:44:38 PM
Guy was supposedly mean as a rattlesnake, but a hell of a curveball.
Title: Matt Morris
Post by: mass 04 on November 26, 2007, 04:45:42 PM
Biography:
10-year ML veteran owns 111-77 career ledger (.590) with 3.79 ERA in 270 games (239 starts)...1997 Sporting News Rookie Pitcher of Year has won more than 10 games 7 times in his 9-year career, while reaching 30-start plateau 6 times...has also cracked 200-inning barrier 5 times in his career (1997, 2001, '02, '04 and '06)...his clubs have posted .577 winning pct. (138- 101) in 239 career starts...workhorse has pitched at least 6.0 innings in 186 of his 239 opening assignments (77.8%)...has yielded 3-or-less earned runs in 159 career efforts (66.5%)...originally taken by Cardinals as 12th player selected overall in 1995 Draft, became 12th pitcher in St. Louis history to reach 100-win plateau and still owns 3rd-best winning pct. in club annals and 4th-most strikeouts (986)...2-time All-Star has compiled 3rd-most wins in NL since 2001, going 89-60 with 4.02 ERA over 189 starts...with 22-win effort in 2001, became 1st ML pitcher since Wilbur Wood in 1971 to post 20 wins after not making single start during prior season...control artist has never walked more than 69 batters in single season, while he has averaged just 2.5 free passes per 9.0 innings throughout career (441bb, 1585.0ip)...owns 4th-highest winning pct. during Interleague action, logging .737 mark (14-5).
Graduated from Valley Central (NY) High School in 1992, where he played soccer, baseball and basketball...attended Seton Hall (NY) University, where he was named 1st Team All-American...posted 21 wins in 3 seasons (1993-95) for Pirates, and was inducted into Seton Hall Athletic Hall of Fame in March 2004...was tabbed top prospect among collegiate pitchers by Baseball America...played for Team USA in 1994...son (Brendan Matthew, Jan. 17, 2000)...married (Heather, Jan. 7, 2002).


Postseason:
Pitched in 5 Division Series (2000-02, '04-05), quartet of League Championship Series (2000, '02, '04-05) and 2004 World Series while with St. Louis...has made 15 career post season appearances (11 starts), logging 4.05 ERA...has deceiving 2-6 October record, as he has suffered trio of 1-run losses in which Cards plated total of 2 runs...has fashioned 2.19 ERA (9er, 37.0ip) in 7 career LDS outings (5 starts).

A Giant in the Community:
Was active in San Francisco community in 2006, as he was during his 9-year stay in St. Louis...he and his wife, Heather, delivered teddy bears to young children at Lucile Packard Children's Hospital at Stanford University, tradition started during many visits to St. Louis' Children's Hospital...also made trek to Shriners Hospital for Children in Sacramento...has appeared twice at KNBR/Giants Winter FanFest...filmed PSA for FSN Bay Area to promote Strike Out Cancer Program, in which Genentech Foundation donated $200 to Wellness Community for every Giants' strikeout pitched during 2006 season...is member of San Francisco Action Team, national youth volunteer initiative administered by Major League Baseball Players Trust and Volunteers of America that is actively recruiting next generation of volunteers...while with Cardinals, also taped PSAs for such causes as National Night Out Against Crime (on behalf of St. Louis Police Department) and American Red Cross Blood Drive
Title: William Morris Agency
Post by: Livewire on November 26, 2007, 04:46:00 PM
I heard when Titus finally beats the rap, they're going to offer him an acting deal.
Title: Mike Morris The NFL Long Snapper
Post by: The Squadfather on November 26, 2007, 04:48:31 PM
does anyone remember this guy, i read about him in MILO and he was supposedly a strong mofo, played for the Vikings.
Title: Dave Morris
Post by: Sir William Idol on November 26, 2007, 04:50:13 PM
Dave Morris
Department of Mathematics & Computer Science
University of Lethbridge
4401 University Drive
Lethbridge, AB
Canada     

(http://people.uleth.ca/~dave.morris/dave-morris.jpg)
Title: Re: Mike Morris The NFL Long Snapper
Post by: The Squadfather on November 26, 2007, 04:51:23 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Morris_(football_player)
Title: Re: Mike Morris The NFL Long Snapper
Post by: Livewire on November 26, 2007, 04:51:35 PM
He bulked up during The College Years.
Title: Re: Dave Morris
Post by: Shockwave on November 26, 2007, 04:51:46 PM
Dave Morris
Department of Mathematics & Computer Science
University of Lethbridge
4401 University Drive
Lethbridge, AB
Canada     

(http://people.uleth.ca/~dave.morris/dave-morris.jpg)
You are one... ugly... mothafucka
Title: Re: Dave Morris
Post by: Livewire on November 26, 2007, 04:52:46 PM
Department of Mathematics & Computer Science...

he must pull a lot of freshman ass.
Title: Morris
Post by: pumpher on November 26, 2007, 04:53:07 PM
was a cool cat

meow, meow, meow

Title: Sara Morris
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on November 26, 2007, 04:53:58 PM
This girl i used to know when i was like in 3rd grade. Discuss..
Title: Re: Sara Morris
Post by: The Squadfather on November 26, 2007, 04:54:38 PM
in the words of Pedro.....Is she hot?
Title: Re: Sara Morris
Post by: Livewire on November 26, 2007, 04:54:59 PM
This girl i used to know when i was like in 3rd grade. Discuss..

she was hot.  I mean, she was only 8, but totally looked 11.
Title: Re: Morris
Post by: Livewire on November 26, 2007, 04:56:34 PM
RIP Morris
Title: Re: Dave Morris
Post by: Bobby on November 26, 2007, 04:59:41 PM
what is the point of this ???
Title: Re: Dave Morris
Post by: Sir William Idol on November 26, 2007, 05:03:11 PM
what is the point of this ???

was there something, "bobby"?
Title: Re: Matt Morris
Post by: Livewire on November 26, 2007, 05:06:50 PM
" also taped PSAs for such causes as National Night Out Against Crime "


That sunofabitch...
Title: Re: Matt Morris
Post by: The Squadfather on November 26, 2007, 05:07:28 PM
we called him Matty Mo here in St. Louis.
Title: Re: MLB Pitcher "Black" Jack Morris
Post by: CalvinH on November 26, 2007, 05:26:23 PM
Gave the finger to the Yankee faithfull when the booed him.
Title: Mercury Morris
Post by: CalvinH on November 26, 2007, 05:27:46 PM
Running back for the 72 Dolphins.
Title: Re: Mercury Morris
Post by: gtbro1 on November 26, 2007, 05:34:00 PM
stupid enough to sell dope to a undercover cop
Title: William Morris
Post by: Nordic Beast on November 26, 2007, 05:36:19 PM
Once said...

      “History has remembered the kings and warriors, because they destroyed; Art has remembered the people, because they created.”

(http://en.thinkexist.com/images/author/4372_1.jpg)
Title: Re: William Morris
Post by: mass 04 on November 26, 2007, 05:37:45 PM
What was his bench?
Title: Re: William Morris
Post by: Nordic Beast on November 26, 2007, 05:38:46 PM
not much...he trains for health these days ;)
Title: Re: Philip Morris
Post by: Deadpool on November 26, 2007, 05:39:13 PM
black death cigarettes uses the skull and crossbones
Title: Re: Mercury Morris
Post by: Livewire on November 26, 2007, 05:40:14 PM
stupid enough to sell dope to a undercover cop

football players don't sell dope.  they make lots of money playing football, stupid.
Title: Morris
Post by: Deadpool on November 26, 2007, 05:40:59 PM
nine lives, baby
Title: Jim Morris
Post by: timfogarty on November 26, 2007, 05:41:04 PM
Jim Morris (http://musclememory.com/show.php?a=Morris,+Jim), Mr America 1973, now 72 years old (http://gymmorris.com/)

(http://musclememory.com/images/recent/MorrisJim_72_big.jpg)
Title: Re: Jim Morris
Post by: Livewire on November 26, 2007, 05:43:20 PM
come on baby light my fire...
Title: Re: Jim Morris
Post by: benchmstr on November 26, 2007, 05:44:55 PM
come on baby light my fire...
your thinking "jim morrison" ;D

bench
Title: Re: Mercury Morris
Post by: gtbro1 on November 26, 2007, 05:49:37 PM
football players don't sell dope.  they make lots of money playing football, stupid.

http://www.barberusa.com/education/morris_mercury.html
Title: Re: Mercury Morris
Post by: Livewire on November 26, 2007, 05:51:54 PM
http://www.barberusa.com/education/morris_mercury.html



lies from the left wing media.
Title: Re: Mercury Morris
Post by: mass 04 on November 26, 2007, 05:52:17 PM
http://www.barberusa.com/education/morris_mercury.html


after this year he can give lectures on how the Dolphins aren't the only undefeated team in NFL history.  ;D
Title: Re: MLB Pitcher "Black" Jack Morris
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on November 26, 2007, 06:09:23 PM
farted thunder and shit lightning bolts he did!
Title: Re: Dick Morris
Post by: gh15 on November 26, 2007, 07:02:03 PM
indeed they fucked him,,
in  mid 90s while clinton advisers either commited unexplained suicides and the such ,,when clinton wanted to get rid of moris ,,hillary clinton to be exact,,they trapped him and got pictures of him with a prostitute on the bed doggy position ,,8 different pictures came up and were sent to media ,,they were also sent to his wife with the goal to ruin his life and destroy what he worked for,,

anyone would hate the person who did this to him,,moris does hate the clinton especially hillary but! never the less! you in usa are about to do THE MISTAKE OF A LIFE TIME BY PUTTING HER IN THE PRESIDENT SEAT,,2009 if it happens will be the beggining of the end of united states of america as super power and by the end of 21th century it will be just another country in the world like mexico ,,actually youll be mexico long before end of century because they all sit there anyway and cant be found and wont be found

within 10 years the ussr is back ,,to be honest with last 10 years did to usa an unimaganable demage ,,you are basically hated around the world ,,only place you are loved is in israel because they are you and you are them,,and grait britain and australia,,rest of the world simply hate usa and hilarry clintron is the worst thing you about to do to yourself if not wizen up
Title: Re: Dick Morris
Post by: SirTraps on November 26, 2007, 07:12:32 PM
shutup gimmick.
Title: Re: Dick Morris
Post by: Eric2 on November 26, 2007, 08:13:23 PM
 I remember hearing a story about Dick Morris getting into it with Bill. Bill rushed him grabbed him by the throat and nearly choked him out. Anyone else hear of this?
Title: Re: Dick Morris
Post by: pumpster on November 26, 2007, 08:15:11 PM
He always has some good shit.
Title: Re: The Morris Threads
Post by: Deadpool on November 27, 2007, 08:00:42 AM
someone merged all the Morris threads.  I have to admit I didn't get the joke but jumped on the bandwagon anyways
Title: Re: The Morris Threads
Post by: CalvinH on November 27, 2007, 09:26:42 AM
Joe Morris-running back,NY Giants.