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Title: awesome hair salon
Post by: candidizzle on December 09, 2007, 06:04:51 PM
i tried out this new hair salon here in my town that has looked enticing for quite some time.   when i walked in...they offer me a drink, and i ask what they have and i get an option of either coke diet coke pepsi diet pepsi or water...all of them are ice cold sitting in a big fridge by the dooor. once they give me my diet pepsi...they lead me to one of their booths. i get my own personal booth, and as my stylist is prepping me she turns on a 30 inch plasma thats above the miror and tells me i can watch whatever i want. the football game is on...so i turn it on and watch the game. before my haircut starts..she tells me that if im thristy to get a dirnk because it will be a few minutes until i get another chance. gulp. she starts cutting my hair and is doing an awesome job..i love the tingles i get on the back of my neck whe a good stylist is trimming me up..   she gets done with my hair..and says its time to shampoo and rinse. s we walk to the back and she gives me head a shower..fucking amazingly perfect water temperature that was as hot as it could be without being too hot. just perfect. we go back to the booth, and she cleans it up the last little bit, and then takes off the little black cover and says i can drink again; but there is one last step untill we were through. so she pulls out a towel and puts it over the back of my neck and across my back and pulls out this huge electronic massager and proceeds to give me a back/neck masssage for about 5 minutes while i drink my diet pepsi and watch the end of the football game.

now thats what i call customer service!!!
Title: Re: awesome hair salon
Post by: Stark on December 09, 2007, 06:07:15 PM
hahah did you go for the blond spiky guido look?
Title: Re: awesome hair salon
Post by: The Master on December 09, 2007, 06:09:03 PM
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Title: Re: awesome hair salon
Post by: The Jeenius on December 09, 2007, 06:09:57 PM
Dude try getting laid...  its even better!
Title: Re: awesome hair salon
Post by: tleilaxutank on December 09, 2007, 06:10:14 PM
http://local.yahoo.com/details?id=10656720

Best barber I've been too.

1. For men only.  Going to a women's salon is gay. 
2. You can drink alcohol while you wait.
3. You can get your shoes shined
4. Hot chicks wash your hair and give you some kind of massage while you wait
5. Straight edge shave.



Title: Re: awesome hair salon
Post by: Stark on December 09, 2007, 06:10:14 PM
This thread needs some dick.

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Title: Re: awesome hair salon
Post by: candidizzle on December 09, 2007, 06:15:37 PM
yeah this is a sports salon and its for men..it actually has a sign out front that says "stop going to girly salons" lol. its all female stylists, although they arent that hot.

no i got my hair close cropped all aroun..i think its a 2 and a 4
Title: Re: awesome hair salon
Post by: dr.chimps on December 09, 2007, 06:20:56 PM

now thats what i call customer service!!!
S'What I call a waste of time and money. Man the eff up and go to a barber. Get your mane trimmed and then join the rest of us slaying the dragons.
Title: Re: awesome hair salon
Post by: Sir William Idol on December 09, 2007, 06:22:57 PM
i go to a bunch of korean woman who charge 8 dollars per haircut and reek of moldy fish
Title: Re: awesome hair salon
Post by: wes mantooth on December 09, 2007, 06:42:47 PM
$30.....once

cut your own hair....
Title: Re: awesome hair salon
Post by: webcake on December 09, 2007, 10:06:15 PM
$30.....once

cut your own hair....

Yep, its easy and cheap.

And hardcore!!
Title: Re: awesome hair salon
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on December 09, 2007, 10:36:45 PM
You got a happy ending at a hair salon?  ;D
Title: Re: awesome hair salon
Post by: 24KT on December 12, 2007, 02:07:11 PM
http://local.yahoo.com/details?id=10656720

Best barber I've been too.

1. For men only.  Going to a women's salon is gay. 
2. You can drink alcohol while you wait.
3. You can get your shoes shined
4. Hot chicks wash your hair and give you some kind of massage while you wait
5. Straight edge shave.


tleilaxutank, with some of the irreverent comments you've made about women, ...are you saying you actually trust a woman with a straight edge razor? ??? That's balls!
Title: Re: awesome hair salon
Post by: tleilaxutank on December 12, 2007, 02:10:12 PM
tleilaxutank, with some of the irreverent comments you've made about women, ...are you saying you actually trust a woman with a straight edge razor? ??? That's balls!

Hell yes.  Tleilaxutank doesn't get a straight shave; Arron does...Big difference, haha


Your comment reminds me of a scene in "the color purple"


Title: Re: awesome hair salon
Post by: 24KT on December 12, 2007, 02:17:49 PM
Hell yes.  Tleilaxutank doesn't get a straight shave; Arron does...Big difference, haha


Your comment reminds me of a scene in "the color purple"


Ahhh... I see. Well pray you never get outed. A sliced juggular can get pretty messy,
...'sides, blood stains are very hard to get out.  :-X