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Title: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: Bast000 on December 11, 2007, 06:36:33 PM
'so... how much to fuck you?'

that's good right?

Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: pkaz on December 11, 2007, 07:02:10 PM
Yea, but you coundnt get laid in a whore house with a fist full of $100 bills...
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: Bast000 on December 11, 2007, 07:04:18 PM
Yea, but you coundnt get laid in a whore house with a fist full of $100 bills...

gayer than having the guys over for a tupperware party.
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: benchmstr on December 11, 2007, 07:08:14 PM
'so... how much to fuck you?'

that's good right?


your line is a little harsh.

try this

"so...have you ever made $15 the hard way?"

works 60% of the time,every time ;D

bench
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: SteelePegasus on December 11, 2007, 07:17:24 PM
your line is a little harsh.

try this

"so...have you ever made $15 the hard way?"

works 60% of the time,every time ;D

bench

lol
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: phemonmmill32 on December 11, 2007, 07:45:55 PM
while on the topic of pick up lines

'if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put u and i together'

never works all the time
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: CARTEL on December 11, 2007, 07:48:06 PM
Since when did Bast start picking up ladies?
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: chaos on December 11, 2007, 07:48:19 PM
while on the topic of pick up lines

'if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put u and i together'

never works all the time
Great input.......... ::)
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: Matt C on December 11, 2007, 07:54:15 PM
"Want to fuck?" will work if you ask enough times.
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: SteelePegasus on December 11, 2007, 07:55:48 PM
(http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa152/aloeids24/dancing-image-j.gif)

I can watch that shit all day
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: Bast000 on December 11, 2007, 08:03:55 PM
Since when did Bast start picking up ladies?

Honestly, everything I try doesn't work.   Even if I get a number I can't hold a long conversation to get anywhere with it.  The girl has to approach me first or know people I know.
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: Option D on December 11, 2007, 08:05:36 PM
Honestly, everything I try doesn't work.   Even if I get a number I can't hold a long conversation to get anywhere with it.  The girl has to approach me first or know people I know.


i just take my shirt off.
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: chaos on December 11, 2007, 08:07:28 PM

i just take my shirt off.
hahahahhahaaaaaa oh man.........hahahahahaha aa


"I'm bigger than you are" >:( hahahahhahahahaha


Thanks for the memories "big"_mal.
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: Option D on December 11, 2007, 08:08:18 PM
hahahahhahaaaaaa oh man.........hahahahahaha aa


"I'm bigger than you are" >:( hahahahhahahahaha


Thanks for the memories "big"_mal.

Oh yeah....teh mal aims to please..sport
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: The Jeenius on December 11, 2007, 08:08:52 PM
How bout...
"you're so cute, can I touch your belly button?........................ ........................ ......... from the inside"

or


"Wanna go back to my place and play World Trade Center?........................ ..........

I'll just stand there while you blow the shit out of me"

 ;)
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: Bast000 on December 11, 2007, 08:09:28 PM

i just take my shirt off.

that probably only works if you're looking for a boyfriend.
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: Option D on December 11, 2007, 08:10:10 PM
that probably only works if you're looking for a boyfriend.



na it works for the biznitchezzz
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: Bast000 on December 11, 2007, 08:32:17 PM
bottom line, all i had to eat today was beer and something i can't remember and I am angry because the tendinitis in my knee isn't getting any better.
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: marcus on December 11, 2007, 08:35:22 PM
Are you taking anything for it besides beer?
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: Bast000 on December 11, 2007, 08:37:57 PM
Are you taking anything for it besides beer?

glucosamine condroiton.  I had eblow surgery a month ago so I can't train that region either.   Half my joints are fucked at the moment.
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: Matt C on December 11, 2007, 08:40:57 PM
"Wanna go back to my place and play World Trade Center?........................ ..........

I'll just stand there while you blow the shit out of me"

 ;)

HAHAHAHA!!!

Wait until 240 or Bust finds this post!
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: Bast000 on December 11, 2007, 08:43:00 PM
HAHAHAHA!!!

Wait until 240 or Bust finds this post!

I'm gonna use that one.  Then when the girl calls me an asshole I'll accuse her of being a lesbian.
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: figgs on December 11, 2007, 08:44:03 PM
Not many people realize this, but if Ron Paul were president he would legalize prostitution under the constitutional right for a human being to do as they please with their bodies as long as they're not hurting others. Our sex lives would be fantastic if we could fuck any kind of girl we like. It's going to be like online shopping for prostitutes and if I happen to be in the mood for an asian... height? weight? hair color? bust? ... who the fuck knows what else they can come up with!

Makes you wonder what prostitution is going to turn into. Another corporation? FUCK!
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: JediKnight on December 11, 2007, 08:45:49 PM
Bast, your a Genius. Thats the perfect pick up line. It works every time.
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: HTexan on December 11, 2007, 08:52:14 PM
the wink works... sometimes

 ;) see half of you want me ;D but im straight so back off!! >:(
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: Bast000 on December 11, 2007, 09:04:58 PM
Not many people realize this, but if Ron Paul were president he would legalize prostitution under the constitutional right for a human being to do as they please with their bodies as long as they're not hurting others. Our sex lives would be fantastic if we could fuck any kind of girl we like. It's going to be like online shopping for prostitutes and if I happen to be in the mood for an asian... height? weight? hair color? bust? ... who the fuck knows what else they can come up with!

Makes you wonder what prostitution is going to turn into. Another corporation? FUCK!

That wouldn't happen. 
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: figgs on December 11, 2007, 09:08:11 PM
That wouldn't happen. 


Ron Paul winning? or legal prostitution?
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: JediKnight on December 11, 2007, 09:13:00 PM
Ron Paul baby.
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: Bast000 on December 11, 2007, 09:15:01 PM
Ron Paul winning? or legal prostitution?

Both.  Please don't argue with me about it.   Just wait and see what happens.
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: SteelePegasus on December 11, 2007, 09:19:12 PM
that probably only works if you're looking for a boyfriend.

lol
Title: Re: my new pick up line for the ladies
Post by: figgs on December 11, 2007, 09:22:46 PM
Both.  Please don't argue with me about it.   Just wait and see what happens.

lol it pays to be patient.