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Title: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on December 18, 2007, 01:47:24 PM
hahahahaa, oh brother i'm counting 300+ grams of protein and maybe 500 grams of carbs to "build" this mind blowing physique, discuss.

meal one 50g whey 50g carbolyze
meal two 6 egg omlet with swiss cheese and two bagels
meal three 8 oz steak and 2 cups of rice and 1/4 cup almonds
meal four 50g whey 50g carbolyze
meal five 50g whey 50g carbolyze
meal six double quarter pounder with cheese large fry diet coke and two apple pies
meal seven 50g whey 50g carbolyze


Then Bed gotta rest
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: Monster_Everything on December 18, 2007, 01:49:01 PM
He eats alot more cock and balls in his diet, so im calling bullshit on this 'list'
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: spinnis on December 18, 2007, 01:49:17 PM
I fucking knew this one was coming  ;D
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: Bluto on December 18, 2007, 01:50:10 PM
he should try squadfathers diet
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on December 18, 2007, 01:50:31 PM
I fucking knew this one was coming  ;D
hahahaha, i couldn't resist. ;D
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: Blockhead on December 18, 2007, 01:51:12 PM
 Ba ha ha!

  MONSTER low GH brow! WOW! Very caveman-esque!


 Billy's diet is more like this...

 Meal 1: Bowl of frutiy pebbles.

 Meal 2: Bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.


 Done. It's obvious his mentors can't get a natural guy in shape. He claims he uses gear but olive oil or plain sesame oil doesn't count.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on December 18, 2007, 01:51:12 PM
he should try squadfathers diet
maybe he should, my arms are bigger than his legs.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: The Jeenius on December 18, 2007, 01:51:21 PM
Lets see his cycle.
 :-\
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: spinnis on December 18, 2007, 01:51:31 PM
hahahaha, i couldn't resist. ;D

Look at the face on colette, Looks like santa claus?

probably just the angle......  :-\
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: Billy Guns on December 18, 2007, 01:51:37 PM
he should try squadfathers diet

sorry I dont eat spunk...
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on December 18, 2007, 01:52:26 PM
Look at the face on colette, Looks like santa claus?

probably just the angle......  :-\
i'm more concerned with that elbow. :o
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: Monster_Everything on December 18, 2007, 01:53:27 PM
That pic reminds me of the the volunteers that went to Alaska to towel off the oil soaked wildlife after the Exxon valdez leaked
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: JasonH on December 18, 2007, 01:54:22 PM
Billy get some proper food in you man. Stop relying on all that fancy supplement shite.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: Pete Nice on December 18, 2007, 02:05:50 PM
Billy don't hold back your diet secrets on us

you know you get at least 8 servings of Derek Anthony ball gravy a day as well
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: Blockhead on December 18, 2007, 02:08:58 PM

 Billy,

 When your mom kicked you out how long did you live with your two roommates who made you their little servant?
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: Big_Tymer on December 18, 2007, 02:09:33 PM
i'm more concerned with that elbow. :o

damn, now that you mention it the elbow, ass and hamstrings all look wierd.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: noc on December 18, 2007, 02:09:51 PM
sorry I dont eat spunk...

You spit like your friend 'Derek'

Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: Go 4 It on December 18, 2007, 02:20:38 PM
That chick in the background looks hot!
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: Stark on December 18, 2007, 02:37:29 PM
That chick in the background looks hot!

thats a woman?  :o :o :o
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: bebop396 on December 18, 2007, 02:51:22 PM
were these gentleman on billy gunz diet, or did they just eat good food?
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: hiramabiff on December 18, 2007, 03:57:18 PM
sorry I dont eat spunk...

Billy is that your current bulking diet posted in the  first post? If no, what is it looking like.

Billy came a long way regadless of what. Hats off to him
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: Blockhead on December 18, 2007, 03:58:44 PM
Billy is that your current bulking diet posted in the  first post? If no, what is it looking like.

Billy came a long way regadless of what. Hats off to him
Okay...another EAST COAST NYC nut hugger comming out of the woodwork to defend him. Billy didnt come along way. Shut up.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: Board_SHERIF on December 18, 2007, 04:18:28 PM
hahahahaa, oh brother i'm counting 300+ grams of protein and maybe 500 grams of carbs to "build" this mind blowing physique, discuss.


No veggies/fruit and no fibre can't be good for you  :-\
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: mass 04 on December 18, 2007, 04:20:40 PM
No veggies/fruit and no fibre can't be good for you  :-\

maybe Billy likes to be a constipated, emaciated twink?
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: ADDITION on December 18, 2007, 04:23:02 PM
Billy is that your current bulking diet posted in the  first post? If no, what is it looking like.

Billy came a long way regadless of what. Hats off to him

what up Hiram Abiff?  What up nukka?  How you feel about the 3 J's dawg?
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on December 18, 2007, 04:28:40 PM
hahahahaa, oh brother i'm counting 300+ grams of protein and maybe 500 grams of carbs to "build" this mind blowing physique, discuss.


What's funny is that the "guy" behind him with the butt implant has 3x as much lean muscle mass.

If this tool can't build muscle eating like a horse AND juicing, there's no hope for him.  None.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: Board_SHERIF on December 18, 2007, 04:29:13 PM
maybe Billy likes to be a constipated, emaciated twink?

I have to dump once a day or I feel like shite  :-\
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: LatsMcGee on December 18, 2007, 11:55:08 PM
Did Jumbo set up this diet for Billy?  What a cruel bastard.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: Mark Kerr on December 19, 2007, 04:23:15 AM
hahahahaa, oh brother i'm counting 300+ grams of protein and maybe 500 grams of carbs to "build" this mind blowing physique, discuss.


Maybe, you should try that diet. If I look like you, I would try anything.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: The Ugly on December 19, 2007, 06:12:54 AM
If I look like you, I would try anything.

What if you look like this?
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: natural al on December 19, 2007, 06:15:03 AM
hahahahaa, oh brother i'm counting 300+ grams of protein and maybe 500 grams of carbs to "build" this mind blowing physique, discuss.


6 double quarter pounders with cheese?  holy mackrel...what's he trying to do destroy his stomach for good?
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: Blockhead on December 19, 2007, 06:20:09 AM
What if you look like this?
Looks like the guy who worked on my laptop at BestBuy last night.


 Is that seriously Collette in the first pic? That can't be. I refuse to believe it because the person wiping down Billy has major major side effects of excess gh useage with the forehead/brow growth and acromelogy(sp?) of the elbow calcium deposits.

 She doesn't do things like that.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: BillyGuns on December 19, 2007, 06:36:35 AM
sorry I dont eat spunk...

 
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: BillyGuns on December 19, 2007, 06:39:11 AM
I ALSO THINK HE HAS CALF IMPLANTS
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: Meso_z on December 19, 2007, 06:43:01 AM
 

dude youre juicing only to look like that?  ::)
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: nder98 on December 19, 2007, 07:50:44 AM
That pic reminds me of the the volunteers that went to Alaska to towel off the oil soaked wildlife after the Exxon valdez leaked

HAHAHA classic!
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: Mark Kerr on December 19, 2007, 09:44:53 AM
What if you look like this?


Hahahahaha....You Homo's at MD think that's me. ::)
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: D_1000 on December 19, 2007, 09:52:48 AM
hahahahaa, oh brother i'm counting 300+ grams of protein and maybe 500 grams of carbs to "build" this mind blowing physique, discuss.


Billy, who's the guy with the towel?
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: Roland Bones on December 19, 2007, 09:55:34 AM
Looks like the guy who worked on my laptop at BestBuy last night.


 Is that seriously Collette in the first pic? That can't be. I refuse to believe it because the person wiping down Billy has major major side effects of excess gh useage with the forehead/brow growth and acromelogy(sp?) of the elbow calcium deposits.

 She doesn't do things like that.


Thats not Collette its the long lost drummer from White Snake apparently on some Test E, D-bol, and Tren.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on December 19, 2007, 11:20:58 AM
sorry I dont eat spunk...

Agreed. You look like you swallow the lot
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on December 19, 2007, 11:23:04 AM
dude youre juicing only to look like that?  ::)

Are you saying Billy would improve 100% if he stopped posing and donned on a paper bag instead, Meso?
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on December 19, 2007, 11:32:38 AM
hahahahaa, oh brother i'm counting 300+ grams of protein and maybe 500 grams of carbs to "build" this mind blowing physique, discuss.

meal one 50g whey 50g carbolyze
meal two 6 egg omlet with swiss cheese and two bagels
meal three 8 oz steak and 2 cups of rice and 1/4 cup almonds
meal four 50g whey 50g carbolyze
meal five 50g whey 50g carbolyze
meal six double quarter pounder with cheese large fry diet coke and two apple pies
meal seven 50g whey 50g carbolyze


Then Bed gotta rest


I've asked myself again and again, "How in the world can I get a championship physique like Billy Guns?!!"   I searched the stars, I poured over ancient texts and today the answer has unexpectedly been revealed.......the one missing part of the equation that will make me a champion:










1/4 cup almonds
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: MindSpin on December 19, 2007, 11:47:14 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=191161.0;attach=221674;image)WTF is wrong with the she-beat's elbow  :-X  Some photoshop that?
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: the Pure Majestic on December 19, 2007, 11:51:52 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=191161.0;attach=221674;image)WTF is wrong with the she-beat's elbow  :-X  Some photoshop that?

They photo shopped her waist too.  Unless the wall behind her curves at the end and her abdomen is really blurry all the time. 

I'd wager that her ass is shopped in some way too.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on December 19, 2007, 12:26:07 PM
I've asked myself again and again, "How in the world can I get a championship physique like Billy Guns?!!"   I searched the stars, I poured over ancient texts and today the answer has unexpectedly been revealed.......the one missing part of the equation that will make me a champion:

1/4 cup almonds

Judging Billy based on his posts, I don't think you take those almonds orally either
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: BillyGuns on December 19, 2007, 01:13:30 PM
  He is an internet legend.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: THE ROCK on December 19, 2007, 01:17:04 PM
   nails
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on December 19, 2007, 01:17:29 PM
Judging Billy based on his posts, I don't think you take those almonds orally either
are you insinuating that "Billy gunz" is a penis puffer, Big Kiwi?
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on December 19, 2007, 01:19:24 PM
(http://www.amical.ro/poze/794.jpg)
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: beatmaster on December 19, 2007, 01:20:14 PM
who's the guy behind him..... and whats in his hand.... ahhh forget it, i don't wanna know  :-\
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: beatmaster on December 19, 2007, 01:21:09 PM

damn Mars....... now thats a fuckin' ass  :o
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on December 19, 2007, 01:22:31 PM
your ass isnt bad either beatmaster.
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Post by: Mars on December 19, 2007, 01:24:44 PM
(http://www.bikernet.com/news/images/PhotoID8322.jpg)
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: THE ROCK on December 19, 2007, 01:41:11 PM
(http://www.amical.ro/poze/794.jpg)


Holy Marry Mother of God!!  Pease don't tell me she has a penise.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on December 19, 2007, 01:43:23 PM
shes all yours the rock.
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Post by: Man of Steel on December 19, 2007, 02:13:51 PM
your ass isnt bad either beatmaster.

AHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: tleilaxutank on December 19, 2007, 04:14:41 PM
whoever did that photoshop on collete's ass and stomach should be shot...take a close look...terrible job
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on December 19, 2007, 04:16:02 PM
whoever did that photoshop on collete's ass and stomach should be shot...take a close look...terrible job
what about the elbow? :o
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: BFP on December 19, 2007, 04:37:28 PM
what about the elbow? :o

Looks worse than mine...and thats bad.

Jason
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Post by: hiramabiff on December 21, 2007, 09:37:06 AM
what up Hiram Abiff?  What up nukka?  How you feel about the 3 J's dawg?

They are nothing more than RUFFIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAA, BILLY GUNS DIET!!!!!!
Post by: hiramabiff on December 21, 2007, 09:42:55 AM
Okay...another EAST COAST NYC nut hugger comming out of the woodwork to defend him. Billy didnt come along way. Shut up.

Defend whom?  I simpy wanted to know if that was his actual diet constructed by Dave. He came a long way from being a straight fat arse!!  There is plenty of room for improvement.

"The Blockhead" you don't want none of this....lol. NYC? Hell naw!! "F" NYC...Chi-town is where I lay.