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Getbig Female Info Boards => Open Talk for Girl Discussion => Topic started by: ~flower~ on December 21, 2007, 07:29:05 AM
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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky .. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Dept. of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.
' Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow'
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I like the hungry and horny part ;D
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For some reason the one that made me lol was the one about the slinky :-[
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awesome stuff, thanks.
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LOL @ #3
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I agree with the hungry & horny part :)
My guy is pretty sure there isn't anything a good meal and a blow job cannot fix.
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8 and 6 ;D