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Title: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: Camel Jockey on December 24, 2007, 12:16:12 PM
Fuck more spanish hookers.

Do more ecstasy.

Do better in school.

Grow the back ends of my hair in order to have the American Psycho Pat Bateman hair style.

Steal a pair of Oliver People's horn rimmed glasses in order to look my idol Nasser.

Increase my recreational drug use.

Buy a pair of suspenders.

Some Valentino and Hugo Boss shirts and a dark gray blazer.

A nice pair of shoes.

Bring up my legs and chest.

Break my record of 16 Coronas in a night.

Take a chick out to see some gay Will Smith flick and then give her GHB.

Learn how to tie a bow-tie.

Buy a dark blue pinstripe vest.

A Valentino suit.

A ruby red pair of Oakley juliets to go along with my wired rimmed iridium ones.

Rub a gram of coke on my gums and get into a bar fight.





Title: Re: New year's resolutions?
Post by: The Master on December 24, 2007, 12:27:23 PM
More alonetime with Gary Busey.
Title: Re: New year's resolutions?
Post by: Rimbaud on December 24, 2007, 12:30:23 PM
If I could go back in time about 13 years I would make the resolution to date/fuck more Catholic School girls.  ;D
Title: Re: New year's resolutions?
Post by: Mad Nickels on December 24, 2007, 12:32:22 PM
I would make the resolution to date/fuck more 13 year old Catholic School girls.  ;D


You.   Sick.   Bastard.
Title: Re: New year's resolutions?
Post by: cht868 on December 24, 2007, 12:34:08 PM
squat 675 for 18 reps so i can claim to be stronger than johnny jackson
Title: Re: New year's resolutions?
Post by: Rimbaud on December 24, 2007, 12:34:19 PM

You.   Sick.   Bastard.

I would've been in High School 13 years ago...it's nothing illegal.

I take it your someone who's never dated a Catholic School Girl eh?
Title: Re: New year's resolutions?
Post by: JasonH on December 24, 2007, 12:36:40 PM
Post a Youtube video backing up my strength claims.  8)
Title: Re: New year's resolutions?
Post by: jdooly on December 24, 2007, 12:42:33 PM
buy every MuscleTech product sold and stack everything all at once!!  Again!!
Title: Re: New year's resolutions?
Post by: Andre Nickatina on December 24, 2007, 12:47:57 PM
quit drinkin these
Title: Re: New year's resolutions?
Post by: Camel Jockey on December 24, 2007, 02:15:56 PM
Andre, you're ripped bro. Drink is one of life's great pleasures!

 ;D

Title: Re: New year's resolutions?
Post by: Ron on December 24, 2007, 02:25:11 PM
Lose at least 30 pounds...

Oh, that was one of last years resolutions? Or was that 2006? Or 2005? Or 2004?   

WTF, just bring me the Orange Chicken now...
Title: Re: New year's resolutions?
Post by: Camel Jockey on December 24, 2007, 02:28:28 PM
Lose at least 30 pounds...

Oh, that was one of last years resolutions? Or was that 2006? Or 2005? Or 2004?   

WTF, just bring me the Orange Chicken now...

I have one similar, just substitute general tso's for orange chicken.  ;D
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: McFarland on December 24, 2007, 02:49:07 PM
Good list, Camel Jockey.  Happy Christmas Eve Nasser Night. 
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: Bast000 on December 24, 2007, 02:52:36 PM
Good list, Camel Jockey.  Happy Christmas Eve Nasser Night. 

what religion is Nasser?  Team Nasser must convert to it, whatever it is.
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: McFarland on December 24, 2007, 02:53:17 PM
what religion is Nasser?  Team Nasser must convert to it, whatever it is.

All of them? 
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: phemonmmill32 on December 24, 2007, 02:58:02 PM
hook up with more older women
hook up with at least one athlete (a chick you homos) at my school on scholly
watch more football
play more blackjack
make better grades and hopefully graduate
not let the negativity and insecurities on this board rub off on me

Merry Christmas everybody
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: Croatch on December 24, 2007, 03:05:34 PM
To have no resolution, like the past 20 years.
I always laugh at when the #1 resolution is to "go on a diet"..hahah
Gotta love these people.  Years and years go by, and they just don't get it.  Here's one, change your fucking lifestyle. ;)
Should be a fun month in the gym.  All the resolution freaks will be hitting it hard!  It's interested to see how many people don't stick with an exercise program for even a few months, let alone years.  Then again, without drugs, gaining a few pounds of muscle in an entire year of work, is simply too much for most to handle.  Or taking 6 months to drop 20lbs of fat.
Have to love the easy gain mentality of most people out there. ::)
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: The Master on December 24, 2007, 03:07:08 PM
To have no resolution, like the past 20 years.
I always laugh at when the #1 resolution is to "go on a diet"..hahah
Gotta love these people.  Years and years go by, and they just don't get it.  Here's one, change your fucking lifestyle. ;)
Should be a fun month in the gym.  All the resolution freaks will be hitting it hard!  It's interested to see how many people don't stick with an exercise program for even a few months, let alone years.  Then again, without drugs, gaining a few pounds of muscle in an entire year of work, is simply too much for most to handle.  Or taking 6 months to drop 20lbs of fat.
Have to love the easy gain mentality of most people out there. ::)


That is doable for almost anyone with a minimum of discipline and consistency in their efforts.
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: Croatch on December 24, 2007, 03:14:09 PM
That is doable for almost anyone with a minimum of discipline and consistency in their efforts.
Yeah, it depends on the body type and how much fat it there to begin with.  I would always tell people, if you go for 6 months and aren't where you want to be, do cardio in the morning too and drop some calories.
AMAZING GROUND BREAKING ADVICE!!!
haah, so true though.  People don't want to hear that shit though.  They want a magic pill, rather than to work for results.
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: Ursus on December 24, 2007, 03:16:11 PM
Every girl bar one i have ever gone out with was a catholic schoolgirl

hmm my goals tho

graduate from uni
get my license
save a bit of money
take bbuilding a bit more seriously
aim for 250lbs b/w being lean
get better at boxing

all i can think of. oh one other one i wont post here lol
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: Camel Jockey on December 24, 2007, 03:20:52 PM
Yeah, it depends on the body type and how much fat it there to begin with.  I would always tell people, if you go for 6 months and aren't where you want to be, do cardio in the morning too and drop some calories.
AMAZING GROUND BREAKING ADVICE!!!
haah, so true though.  People don't want to hear that shit though.  They want a magic pill, rather than to work for results.

hahahah, as though people would take that advice.

It's always some bullshit fad diet, or substituting whole grains in for some junk but still eating the same amount of calories as before, or some bullshit work related excuse.

I of course can honor my resolution by calling some crazy el salvadorian pimp.  8)

Quote
get my license

Firearms?
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: Man of Steel on December 24, 2007, 03:22:56 PM
Fuck more spanish hookers.

Do more ecstasy.

Do better in school.

Grow the back ends of my hair in order to have the American Psycho Pat Bateman hair style.

Steal a pair of Oliver People's horn rimmed glasses in order to look my idol Nasser.

Increase my recreational drug use.

Buy a pair of suspenders.

Some Valentino and Hugo Boss shirts and a dark gray blazer.

A nice pair of shoes.

Bring up my legs and chest.

Break my record of 16 Coronas in a night.

Take a chick out to see some gay Will Smith flick and then give her GHB.

Learn how to tie a bow-tie.

Buy a dark blue pinstripe vest.

A Valentino suit.

A ruby red pair of Oakley juliets to go along with my wired rimmed iridium ones.

Rub a gram of coke on my gums and get into a bar fight.







AAAHAHAHAHA!!!!  I support everything on your list....good luck!!
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: Quickerblade on December 24, 2007, 03:26:17 PM
i think gyms make a killing in the first week of jan due to new years res, the hook em up for a year contract, then many of them stop training by jan10th..Watch the gyms in jan, the first week or 2 will be very busy, due to holidays and resolutions, by jan 10th resolutions will be out the door and there lack of willpower will be sickening
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: Camel Jockey on December 24, 2007, 03:30:43 PM
i think gyms make a killing in the first week of jan due to new years res, the hook em up for a year contract, then many of them stop training by jan10th..Watch the gyms in jan, the first week or 2 will be very busy, due to holidays and resolutions, by jan 10th resolutions will be out the door and there lack of willpower will be sickening

1st week consists of the stairstepper for 10 minutes, machines for 15 minutes, 30 minutes of making it their business to tell people how they're reforming. Week two, just minus the machines. Week three is just spending your time whining to season gym goers about how it all conflicts with your work/lifestyle. Week 4 is giving up.
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: joelocal on December 24, 2007, 03:56:36 PM
Expand my business
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: Spoony Luv on December 24, 2007, 04:05:40 PM
Expand my business

Will you be using plasma expanders to do this feat?
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: joelocal on December 24, 2007, 04:09:05 PM
Whatever sells
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: bigdumbbell on December 24, 2007, 04:13:36 PM
spend time with stg.d
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: SteelePegasus on December 24, 2007, 04:17:13 PM
Masturbate less
Stay between 10-12% BF
Invest more.I am looking to buy a few more homes
Be more business minded (if that is a term that I can use)
Propose to my girlfriend
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: kiwiol on December 24, 2007, 04:17:48 PM
Troll to my heart's content in this site ;D
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: The Squadfather on December 24, 2007, 04:18:32 PM
Masturbate less
Stay between 10-12% BF
Invest more.I am looking to buy a few more homes
Be more business minded (if that is a term that I can use)
Propose to my boyfriend
good luck man.
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: SteelePegasus on December 24, 2007, 04:20:17 PM
good luck man.


that wasn't nice.. :(
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: The Squadfather on December 24, 2007, 04:21:44 PM

that wasn't nice.. :(
;Djust joking with ya man, happy new year to a fellow soon to be 36 year old.
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: joelocal on December 24, 2007, 04:39:29 PM
1. Do more cardio (did an hour spin class this morning)

2. Get on Milos' last nerve.....maybe even pay him a visit.
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: dantelis on December 24, 2007, 04:46:32 PM
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: SteelePegasus on December 24, 2007, 04:46:56 PM
;Djust joking with ya man, happy new year to a fellow soon to be 36 year old.

damn, I never actually looked at it that way  >:(

I still feel 25  ;D

yes, 1972 was a good year
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: Quickerblade on December 24, 2007, 05:20:28 PM
1st week consists of the stairstepper for 10 minutes, machines for 15 minutes, 30 minutes of making it their business to tell people how they're reforming. Week two, just minus the machines. Week three is just spending your time whining to season gym goers about how it all conflicts with your work/lifestyle. Week 4 is giving up.
Perfect...Well said
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: sgt. d on December 24, 2007, 05:26:50 PM
spend time with stg.d

 :-*
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: danielson on December 24, 2007, 05:27:55 PM
20,000 posts

Get up to 200 pounds and back down to 165

Find a nice whore to spend more at least 3 months with.
Cheat on said whore, preferably with her sister or best friend.
Post pics of said whore, friend or sister getting fucked on the Y board to humiliate her.

Oh, and to be a nicer person :)
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: Moosejay on December 25, 2007, 08:30:51 AM
20,000 posts

Get up to 200 pounds and back down to 165

Find a nice whore to spend more at least 3 months with.
Cheat on said whore, preferably with her sister or best friend.
Post pics of said whore, friend or sister getting fucked on the Y board to humiliate her.

Oh, and to be a nicer person :)




Heal my back, head and arm (herniated discs, subdermal hematoma; fractured wrist/hand)
Sell one business to associate
Build second marketing business
Get back into good shape at 44 (you know hoiw fast you can flab-out with injury and no training)
Avoid marriage for the 44th year
Move to Vermont
Be more consistent and to procrastinate less
Help as many people as I can
'
Mike
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: SF1900 on December 25, 2007, 08:39:51 AM
Get published!
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: Stubborn on December 25, 2007, 10:03:05 AM
No resolution. Just gonna get bigger and better like any other year.

Will be moving to CA in July, thats enough for me.
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: mesmorph78 on December 25, 2007, 12:13:57 PM
in the words of coleman

"Lift more heavier weight"


mes
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: CT_Muscle on December 25, 2007, 04:19:54 PM
damn, I never actually looked at it that way  >:(

I still feel 25  ;D

yes, 1972 was a good year

The best!
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: avesher on December 25, 2007, 04:28:57 PM
mine is to track down pumphard and ummmmm,..introduce myself.
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: gtbro1 on December 25, 2007, 04:32:02 PM
BENCH 135
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: Quickerblade on December 25, 2007, 04:33:06 PM
same as danielson, meet a few girls stick around for a month or 2, then find another one and so on..
pay off as much as i can on my mortgage, interest is a muthafucker

pumping iron and getting fit is never a resolution just a lifestyle
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: gtbro1 on December 25, 2007, 05:15:34 PM

Propose to my girlfriend

You're too young to die
Title: Re: New Year's resolutions? What is yours?
Post by: Moosejay on December 25, 2007, 06:13:35 PM
Get published!

It can be done,

Mike