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Title: It's Christmas Eve and...
Post by: HowieW on December 24, 2007, 09:24:16 PM
I am with my now gf/ex wife's mother's house , sitting  alone in the bedroom, eating a turkey leg with my fat dog and farting. I did 80 min of hard cardio to offset the damage of the pigout.
My gf/ex-wife just came in and farted at me.....more later?????
How is your Christmas going?
Title: Re: It's Christmas Eve and...
Post by: figgs on December 24, 2007, 09:27:42 PM
I'm about to smoke from my new antique shell pipe. Life's good. Glad things are going good for you. I considered doing cardio too, but I just decided to get fat for the meantime. It's a change. I'll be back at it the day after.

Merry Christmas to all!
Title: Re: It's Christmas Eve and...
Post by: wootwoot on December 24, 2007, 11:04:26 PM
that's fucking disgusting

i don't care how hot the girl might be, but that would make me want to do a little murder/suicide.
Title: Re: It's Christmas Eve and...
Post by: Spoony Luv on December 24, 2007, 11:58:43 PM
Nassar bottles his owns farts and sells them on ebay for charity...Last year alone he brought in over two million in charitable donations...Bottom line...People will pay almost anything for Nassar's methane
Title: Re: It's Christmas Eve and...
Post by: Deicide on December 25, 2007, 12:56:01 AM
I am with my now gf/ex wife's mother's house , sitting  alone in the bedroom, eating a turkey leg with my fat dog and farting. I did 80 min of hard cardio to offset the damage of the pigout.
My gf/ex-wife just came in and farted at me.....more later?????
How is your Christmas going?

Lying in my bed in my filthy room in South Korea, doing nothing, save staring into the computer screen.

Can't top that! ;D
Title: Re: It's Christmas Eve and...
Post by: Meso_z on December 25, 2007, 05:09:52 AM
I am with my now gf/ex wife's mother's house , sitting  alone in the bedroom, eating a turkey leg with my fat dog and farting. I did 80 min of hard cardio to offset the damage of the pigout.
My gf/ex-wife just came in and farted at me.....more later?????
How is your Christmas going?

All farts.  :D
Title: Re: It's Christmas Eve and...
Post by: 240 is Back on December 25, 2007, 05:57:12 AM
My gf/ex-wife just came in and farted at me.....more later?????
How is your Christmas going?

youre kidding, right?
Title: Re: It's Christmas Eve and...
Post by: Meso_z on December 25, 2007, 06:41:47 AM
youre kidding, right?

Maybe he likes "eating" farts?
Title: Re: It's Christmas Eve and...
Post by: m8 on December 25, 2007, 06:50:44 AM

i don't care how hot the girl might be, but that would make me want to do a little murder/suicide.

fucking right.
Title: Re: It's Christmas Eve and...
Post by: danielson on December 25, 2007, 07:20:31 AM
Thats kind of gross Howie. If it happens, then fine. But to go out of her way to "fart at you"? Makes you miss Beth a little, huh?
Title: Re: It's Christmas Eve and...
Post by: HowieW on December 31, 2007, 08:58:39 PM
Thats kind of gross Howie. If it happens, then fine. But to go out of her way to "fart at you"? Makes you miss Beth a little, huh?

Nah, my exwife/gf/whatever has a sweet smellin azz pipe, but Beth's butt smelled like a dead cat when she blew butt musk  :o
Title: Re: It's Christmas Eve and...
Post by: Stavios on December 31, 2007, 09:05:36 PM
LMAO at this thread
Title: Re: It's Christmas Eve and...
Post by: Stu on January 01, 2008, 06:19:24 AM
Nah, my exwife/gf/whatever has a sweet smellin azz pipe, but Beth's butt smelled like a dead cat when she blew butt musk  :o

Good Lord man, do you have no shame?
Title: Re: It's Christmas Eve and...
Post by: driverant on January 01, 2008, 06:20:40 AM
I am with my now gf/ex wife's mother's house , sitting  alone in the bedroom, eating a turkey leg with my fat dog and farting. I did 80 min of hard cardio to offset the damage of the pigout.
My gf/ex-wife just came in and farted at me.....more later?????
How is your Christmas going?

Everyone else had sex eccept you  ::)

Title: Re: It's Christmas Eve and...
Post by: m8 on January 01, 2008, 06:21:37 AM
females farting/shitting is the worst thing ever.
dirty women.
Title: Re: It's Christmas Eve and...
Post by: cht868 on January 01, 2008, 07:56:20 AM
ive broken up with girls for farting and pooping