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Title: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: Grundle on December 26, 2007, 06:21:01 PM
He has my vote, discuss.
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: Blockhead on December 26, 2007, 06:24:24 PM

 I also pledge my vote.

 The mythical and most eccentric and all powerful entity known as 'spotter' is by far the most enigmatic of all getbiggers.
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: Grundle on December 26, 2007, 06:27:44 PM
I also pledge my vote.

 The mythical and most eccentric and all powerful entity known as 'spotter' is by far the most enigmatic of all getbiggers.


His work with Derek Anthony is the "Sistine Chapel" of internet torment.  So beautiful, it brings a man to tears  :'(
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: Mad Nickels on December 26, 2007, 06:29:15 PM
yeah, but whose gimmic is spotter anyway?
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: dr.chimps on December 26, 2007, 06:31:37 PM
I also pledge my vote.

 The mythical and most eccentric and all powerful entity known as 'spotter' is by far the most enigmatic of all getbiggers.
Mythical. That's a good word for him, Block. He's kinda like King Arthur who will only return when Britain hangs in the balance. I mean, he's usually absent but when da decides to gay up the board with his spam *PRESTO* spotter materializes to neutralize the thread. 
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: derekanthony on December 26, 2007, 06:31:56 PM
I also pledge my vote.

 The mythical and most eccentric and all powerful entity known as 'spotter' is by far the most enigmatic of all getbiggers.

yoru a fuckign tool you worship a homo that worships bodybuilders on webcam via paypal. he was a member to my site. and got mad at me cause i wouldnt pose nude on cam. so he started stalking me and i did some investigating his name is peter powers from rutherford new jersey and is a big queen!
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: Blockhead on December 26, 2007, 06:32:00 PM
 I might as go as far as to say that He Who Is Known As the 'spotter' may be the added as the next Wonder of The World.

  Some historians and elders of Getbig say 'spotter' is not man nor human but an interdimensional being who sort of drifts in and out of time as he see fits. Some say he manifests at will. Some say he is the devil himself. Whoever or whatever 'spotter' is...we do know his brilliance magnifies all that is brilliant in the art of tormenting Derek Anthony online.
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: bigdumbbell on December 26, 2007, 06:34:02 PM
yoru a fuckign tool you worship a homo that worships bodybuilders on webcam via paypal. he was a member to my site. and got mad at me cause i wouldnt pose nude on cam. so he started stalking me and i did some investigating his name is peter powers from rutherford new jersey and is a big queen!
Peter Powers?  lol   ::)
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: derekanthony on December 26, 2007, 06:35:53 PM
I might as go as far as to say that He Who Is Known As the 'spotter' may be the added as the next Wonder of The World.

  Some historians and elders of Getbig say 'spotter' is not man nor human but an interdimensional being who sort of drifts in and out of time as he see fits. Some say he manifests at will. Some say he is the devil himself. Whoever or whatever 'spotter' is...we do know his brilliance magnifies all that is brilliant in the art of tormenting Derek Anthony online.

hes a homo a aint brilliant ! and your a tool for saying that   lol
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: Grundle on December 26, 2007, 06:37:46 PM
yoru a fuckign tool you worship a homo that worships bodybuilders on webcam via paypal. he was a member to my site. and got mad at me cause i wouldnt pose nude on cam. so he started stalking me and i did some investigating his name is peter powers from rutherford new jersey and is a big queen!

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Just when you think you think Derek Anthony can't get any dumber, he comes through with a gem like this!  :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: Blockhead on December 26, 2007, 06:41:40 PM

 I heard a rumor if you go into a dark room or your bathroom and look into a mirror while holding one single black candle and say..."I call on to you, O' spotter" 10 times he will appear in the mirror and grant you one wish.

 
 columbusdude once told me that he made contact with spotter using a microwave, a ouija board and some chicken wire. Don't ask me...have him explain it to you.
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: Grundle on December 26, 2007, 06:43:58 PM
I heard a rumor if you go into a dark room or your bathroom and look into a mirror while holding one single black candle and say..."I call on to you, O' spotter" 10 times he will appear in the mirror and grant you one wish.

 
 columbusdude once told me that he made contact with spotter using a microwave, a ouija board and some chicken wire. Don't ask me...have him explain it to you.


If Spotter is in fact God, or a God, how do we refer do those of us that worship him?
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: Blockhead on December 26, 2007, 06:47:59 PM

If Spotter is in fact god, or a god, how do we refer do those of us that worship him?
I read he is a decendant of Gozor...the Destructor. The ancient sumarians used to refer to him as 'spot'ar' which meant 'He Who Walks Behind The Rose'.

 Perhaps we are referred to as "spotterians" or "spotterites"?
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: AVBG on December 26, 2007, 06:50:34 PM
good 'ole spotter is definately in the head of DA..
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: Grundle on December 26, 2007, 06:50:34 PM
I read he is a decendant of Gozor...the Destructor. The ancient sumarians used to refer to him as 'spot'ar' which meant 'He Who Walks Behind The Rose'.

 Perhaps we are referred to as "spotterians" or "spotterites"?


I was an atheist before I was struck by the light of Spotter....he gave me the courage to believe again :'(
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: Grundle on December 26, 2007, 06:54:55 PM
Spotter's greatest miracle was making Derek Anthony's hair disappear...
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: Blockhead on December 26, 2007, 06:56:09 PM
 I feel ya...

  Only once has the 'spotter' appeared  to me. I was meditating one evening sitting in a circle of candles in my living room rubbing a hair piece chanting "Yumma Yumma Yumma Yumma YUMMA..." I drifted out of what I know to be consciousness and had an out of body experience. I saw myself sitting on the floor chanting, calling for him...on the side of me he appeared.

 I can't remember what he looked like as the mere sight of him was to awesome my feeble mind could not tolerate it. All I can see is that 'spotter' is more of a feeling than real physical being. I felt safe and warm...I knew he was there to teach me and give me the answer that I seek.

 I reached out and asked him..."Oh, what spotter, o' what is the meaning of life? "

 To which he replied..."Make love...and torture DA!"

 It was then that I knew what the meaning of life was all about.
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: Blockhead on December 26, 2007, 06:59:47 PM
Spotter's greatest miracle was making Derek Anthony's hair disappear...
I have to disagree. His greatest achievment was convincing man that he doesn't exist.

 Only few know the true identity of the 'spotter'. FlashRob240 claims to hold the Key...to One Eye'd Willie. Oh...err...I meant 'spotter'.

 He'll deny it, though. I once asked FlashRob point blank, I said..."ROB...who the hell is 'spotter'. He said..."Look. Block? I dunno, man...but you can ask the Southern Oracle"

 I would ask the Southern Oracle but I can't get ti it. It's 10, 000 miles away. That's so far.
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: Grundle on December 26, 2007, 07:04:41 PM
I have to disagree. His greatest achievment was convincing man that he doesn't exist.

 Only few know the true identity of the 'spotter'. FlashRob240 claims to hold the Key...to One Eye'd Willie. Oh...err...I meant 'spotter'.

 He'll deny it, though. I once asked FlashRob point blank, I said..."ROB...who the hell is 'spotter'. He said..."Look. Block? I dunno, man...but you can ask the Southern Oracle"

 I would ask the Southern Oracle but I can't get ti it. It's 10, 000 miles away. That's so far.


Has anyone compiled the collected teachings of Spotter? How do I as a devoted worshipper pass on his teachings?
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: Blockhead on December 26, 2007, 07:08:12 PM

Has anyone compiled the collected teachings of Spotter? How do I as a devoted worshipper pass on his teachings?
Unknown. Most of the ancient manuscripts have been burned during the Dark Ages. Only few remain. What we do have scientists can't decipher. Possible extraterrestrial language as a theory.

 To pass on his teaching you must call to him. Offer him...cigar and rum. He will come. Hats...for bats.


 Or just PM him!  ;D
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: gcb on December 26, 2007, 10:18:48 PM
yoru a fuckign tool you worship a homo that worships bodybuilders on webcam via paypal. he was a member to my site. and got mad at me cause i wouldnt pose nude on cam. so he started stalking me and i did some investigating his name is peter powers from rutherford new jersey and is a big queen!

I don't understand - with a face like that who would want to see you naked - gay or otherwise.
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: columbusdude82 on December 26, 2007, 11:06:52 PM
All hail the Blessed Spotter!!!

For it was He who hath said, "Hey JizzBreath, what's with all that dried-up goo on your hairpiece? ???"
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: gordiano on December 27, 2007, 03:10:00 AM
I have finally found the purpose to my life....... :'(











The church of Spotter, is my calling!
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on December 27, 2007, 11:20:32 AM
"WHO IS THIS?? IS THIS SPOTTER???? IMGOIN TO FUCKING KILL YOU AAAAARRRAGGHHHH!!!!"
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: Noel Fuller on December 27, 2007, 11:28:55 AM
Funny thing is Derek totally lost credibility when he said he wouldn't get naked....now if he said he wouldn't get naked with a girl I might have believed him.
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: Blockhead on December 27, 2007, 02:21:01 PM

 I've been channeling all day. I ask the great 'spotter' to arise and come to us and post. Tell us what he commands of us in 2008.

 I offered him...cigar and rum. He will come.

 Patience my fellow devotees...patience.
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: dr.chimps on December 27, 2007, 02:23:39 PM
I've been channeling all day. I ask the great 'spotter' to arise and come to us and post. Tell us what he commands of us in 2008.

 I offered him...cigar and rum. He will come.

 Patience my fellow devotees...patience.
I say fcuk you, Jobu. I do it myself.  :D
Title: Re: Is "Spotter" The Greatest Getbigger Of All-Time?
Post by: Grundle on December 27, 2007, 03:45:40 PM
I urge you all to turn your life over to Spotter and feel the warmth of truth and beauty.