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Title: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: _Morrison_ on December 30, 2007, 01:02:20 PM
In case you haven't already heard of these crazy bastards.

Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: The Master on December 30, 2007, 01:10:39 PM
In case you haven't already heard of these crazy bastards.



Brainwashed retards.

All they accomplish with their actions is to help the gay community become more accepted.
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: _Morrison_ on December 30, 2007, 01:15:54 PM
Brainwashed retards.

All they accomplish with their actions is to help the gay community become more accepted.

Indeed.  It's like if the KKK took anybody's side.
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: Butterbean on December 30, 2007, 01:16:03 PM
Are those the same people as the Westboro Church of God or whatever they call themselves?  A sad lot.  It's like it's the only way they can be popular is to be extremely repulsive people. 

Those Westboro people came to town one day and at least one was obese.  Guess the part about gluttony doesn't apply to them  ::)

Pardon my language but what a bunch of D-Bags.

Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: The Master on December 30, 2007, 01:17:22 PM
Are those the same people as the Westboro Church of God or whatever they call themselves?  A sad lot.  It's like it's the only way they can be popular is to be extremely repulsive people. 
Those Westboro people came to town one day and at least one was obese.  Guess the part about gluttony doesn't apply to them  ::)

Pardon my language but what a bunch of D-Bags.

Haha, that's the first time Debussey has ever heard you use "power language" dear Anabella Stella.
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: Butterbean on December 30, 2007, 01:20:46 PM
Haha, that's the first time Debussey has ever heard you use "power language" dear Anabella Stella.
I'm going to try to clean it up as a "resolution."  Looks like I've only got a few hours left.  It's going to be very difficult :'( 


Pray for me :)
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: _Morrison_ on December 30, 2007, 01:24:17 PM
Are those the same people as the Westboro Church of God or whatever they call themselves?  A sad lot.  It's like it's the only way they can be popular is to be extremely repulsive people. 

Those Westboro people came to town one day and at least one was obese.  Guess the part about gluttony doesn't apply to them  ::)

Pardon my language but what a bunch of D-Bags.



I'm not sure.  It's funny how most people who take anything too far start to become hypocrites.
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: Butterbean on December 30, 2007, 01:26:13 PM
I'm not sure.  It's funny how most people who take anything too far start to become hypocrites.
Their theology is really bad.  God does not "hate fags."  He loves them!

I feel sorry for those Bags and their children. :(
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: columbusdude82 on December 30, 2007, 01:27:07 PM
Are those the same people as the Westboro Church of God or whatever they call themselves?  A sad lot.  It's like it's the only way they can be popular is to be extremely repulsive people. 

Those Westboro people came to town one day and at least one was obese.  Guess the part about gluttony doesn't apply to them  ::)

Pardon my language but what a bunch of D-Bags.



Don't you know that God hates fags? ??? Or do you not read the word of God? He says numerous times in Leviticus and Deuteronomy that fags ought to be killed.

Before condemning the righteous, you really should read the word of God first.

;)
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: Butterbean on December 30, 2007, 01:28:54 PM
Don't you know that God hates fags? ??? Or do you not read the word of God? He says numerous times in Leviticus and Deuteronomy that fags ought to be killed.

Before condemning the righteous, you really should read the word of God first.

;)
I must have missed the part where it said he hated them.  What is the verse that says that?
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: _Morrison_ on December 30, 2007, 01:29:53 PM
Their theology is really bad.  God does not "hate fags."  He loves them!

I feel sorry for those Bags and their children. :(

It kinda makes me sick when you see a parent parading their child around for their beliefs.
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: _Morrison_ on December 30, 2007, 01:31:33 PM
Don't you know that God hates fags? ??? Or do you not read the word of God? He says numerous times in Leviticus and Deuteronomy that fags ought to be killed.

Before condemning the righteous, you really should read the word of God first.

;)

So it's righteous to go to a soldiers funeral and picket saying that he was a fag who died for nothing?
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: columbusdude82 on December 30, 2007, 01:41:58 PM
I must have missed the part where it said he hated them.  What is the verse that says that?

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."

So it's righteous to go to a soldiers funeral and picket saying that he was a fag who died for nothing?

Yes. Read the Bible, you miserable homo! Then you can experience the love of the Lord Jesus Christ... unless you persist in your faggotry.
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: _Morrison_ on December 30, 2007, 01:55:48 PM
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."

Yes. Read the Bible, you miserable ####! Then you can experience the love of the Lord Jesus Christ... unless you persist in your faggotry.

Now there's no need for that.  and if you're not being sarcastic, then you're just proving my point
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: columbusdude82 on December 30, 2007, 01:59:05 PM
Always keep in mind that ours is a vengeful and ruthless God. Just ask the Midianites, Amalekites, and the first-born children of Egypt. "Vengeance is mine," said the Lord.

Unless you want to be struck down like God struck Onan, I suggest you start reading the Holy Bible and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior!
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: _Morrison_ on December 30, 2007, 02:01:05 PM
Always keep in mind that ours is a vengeful and ruthless God. Just ask the Midianites, Amalekites, and the first-born children of Egypt. "Vengeance is mine," said the Lord.

Unless you want to be struck down like God struck Onan, I suggest you start reading the Holy Bible and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior!

yeah I'm gonna put the on my "To Don't" list.
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: columbusdude82 on December 30, 2007, 02:03:55 PM
yeah I'm gonna put the on my "To Don't" list.

Suit yourself. You will regret this when you spend all eternity in Hell being anally raped by giant-dicked demons who ejaculate fire and sulfur into your insides.
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: _Morrison_ on December 30, 2007, 02:06:36 PM
Suit yourself. You will regret this when you spend all eternity in Hell being anally raped by giant-dicked demons who ejaculate fire and sulfur into your insides.

Lovely.
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: columbusdude82 on December 30, 2007, 02:11:56 PM
Lovely.

We the righteous will look down at you from the comforts of Heaven and laugh at your suffering, like St Augustine said.

But it is not too late for you. Join a good Bible-based church and experience the love of Christ!!!
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: _Morrison_ on December 30, 2007, 02:17:35 PM
We the righteous will look down at you from the comforts of Heaven and laugh at your suffering, like St Augustine said.

But it is not too late for you. Join a good Bible-based church and experience the love of Christ!!!

You're starting to sound like a telemarketer lol.
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: columbusdude82 on December 30, 2007, 02:20:40 PM
You're starting to sound like a telemarketer lol.

Fine. Mock the Lord if you want.
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: OzmO on December 30, 2007, 02:23:35 PM
You and trap are closet fundies.

I finally figured it out.
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: Butterbean on December 30, 2007, 04:01:28 PM
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."


Where is the verse that says God hates them?


Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: columbusdude82 on December 30, 2007, 04:02:37 PM
Where is the verse that says God hates them?

Are you being facetious?
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: _Morrison_ on December 30, 2007, 04:06:52 PM
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."


This may sound a bit stupid, but that could've just been that guys opinion.
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: Butterbean on December 30, 2007, 04:07:39 PM
coldude, your sarcastic approach only works in your favor if people know you're being sarcastic.   When they aren't sure it loses "teh intended funny" completely and just creates confusion :-\


S "Trying to keep teh funny rolling" ella
 :)
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: Butterbean on December 30, 2007, 04:08:15 PM
Are you being facetious?
No.


Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: columbusdude82 on December 30, 2007, 04:08:41 PM
This may sound a bit stupid, but that could've just been that guys opinion.

That "guy" is the Lord, God of Israel. Your lack of Biblical knowledge is shameful. This makes it all the more necessary for you to be born again in the Lord Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: Butterbean on December 30, 2007, 04:09:08 PM
That "guy" is the Lord, God of Israel. Your lack of Biblical knowledge is shameful. This makes it all the more necessary for you to be born again in the Lord Jesus Christ.



ooo :-\


coldude, your sarcastic approach only works in your favor if people know you're being sarcastic.   When they aren't sure it loses "teh intended funny" completely and just creates confusion :-\


S "Trying to keep teh funny rolling" ella
 :)

Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: _Morrison_ on December 30, 2007, 04:13:34 PM
That "guy" is the Lord, God of Israel. Your lack of Biblical knowledge is shameful. This makes it all the more necessary for you to be born again in the Lord Jesus Christ.

It is, but seeing as how sarcastic you apparently are being right now, I'm just going to disregard this whole conversation.  ;D

coldude, your sarcastic approach only works in your favor if people know you're being sarcastic.   When they aren't sure it loses "teh intended funny" completely and just creates confusion :-\


S "Trying to keep teh funny rolling" ella
 :)

Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: columbusdude82 on December 30, 2007, 05:15:26 PM
Stella, my intent wasn't so much to bring teh funny as it was to illustrate Poe's law. Here's the definition of Poe's law given by urbandictionary.com:

Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing.

In other words, No matter how bizzare, outrageous, or just plain idiotic a parody of a Fundamentalist may seem, there will always be someone who cannot tell that it is a parody, having seen similar REAL ideas from real religious/political Fundamentalists.

The following is an actual Internet post to Biblically defend a flat Earth:

"All I was saying was that either the earth is flat, and the bible is correct, or the earth is round, and the bible is incorect, i'm going to study the issue more and deside for myself which route I want to take. Either Atheist evolutionist, who agrees with all of mainstream sciences, or flat earth litteral bible believer.
I'm leaning toward being an atheist, because if I can't believe the bible to be completly litteraly true, then I can't believe Jesus when he speaks about heaven, etc..
That would make the moon landing a fake, and pretty much all of modern science false..."
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: Dos Equis on December 30, 2007, 06:38:32 PM
The "God hates fags" rhetoric isn't Biblical at all.  What is Biblical is hate the sin, love the sinner. 
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: columbusdude82 on December 30, 2007, 06:40:13 PM
The "God hates fags" rhetoric isn't Biblical at all.  What is Biblical is hate the sin, love the sinner. 

But killing the sinner is also Biblical, or least, Levitical.
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: Dos Equis on December 30, 2007, 06:42:38 PM
But killing the sinner is also Biblical, or least, Levitical.

True.  The wages of sin is death.  That's Biblical.   
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: columbusdude82 on December 30, 2007, 06:47:09 PM
True.  The wages of sin is death.  That's Biblical.   

Is this death sentence to be inflicted by the believers in God's name, as He commands?

The Lord is pretty clear in his instructions.
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: Dos Equis on December 30, 2007, 06:48:56 PM
Is this death sentence to be inflicted by the believers in God's name, as He commands?

The Lord is pretty clear in his instructions.

Obviously not.  I haven't been commanded to kill anyone.  But good luck with that dumb argument.   :)
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: columbusdude82 on December 30, 2007, 07:49:43 PM
Obviously not.  I haven't been commanded to kill anyone.  But good luck with that dumb argument.   :)

Obviously you have not read the Bible. Pick it up one of these days...
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: Dos Equis on December 30, 2007, 07:51:00 PM
Obviously you have not read the Bible. Pick it up one of these days...

::)
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: _Morrison_ on December 30, 2007, 09:39:32 PM
::)
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: Butterbean on December 31, 2007, 06:29:46 AM
Stella, my intent wasn't so much to bring teh funny as it was to illustrate Poe's law. Here's the definition of Poe's law given by urbandictionary.com:

Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing.

In other words, No matter how bizzare, outrageous, or just plain idiotic a parody of a Fundamentalist may seem, there will always be someone who cannot tell that it is a parody, having seen similar REAL ideas from real religious/political Fundamentalists.



Poe's Law seems pretty flawed to me.  What if the only people listening to your parody were Beach Bum. Ozmo and me?  Poe's Law wouldn't apply because none of us would mistake it for what it was. 
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: columbusdude82 on December 31, 2007, 06:40:53 AM
STella, notice the capitalized SOMEONE.

On a message board, there are bound to be other people (members and lurkers), especially Getbig.
Title: Re: Wow... I am both shocked, appalled, and amazed.
Post by: Butterbean on December 31, 2007, 06:44:49 AM
STella, notice the capitalized SOMEONE.

On a message board, there are bound to be other people (members and lurkers), especially Getbig.
Oh, I must have missed the part where it says it's on a message board.  If it is, isn't there a possibility that no one at all will read a specific post?  For instance, if you posted something over at boom7 would anyone read it?  Possibly yes, possibly no, right?