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Title: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on January 07, 2008, 04:39:33 PM
If anyone disagrees, I challenge that motherf*cker to take a blood test and compare results afterwards >:(

 8)
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 07, 2008, 04:40:21 PM
do you know Sylvester Stallone and Arnold too?
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Master on January 07, 2008, 04:43:06 PM
If anyone disagrees, I challenge that motherf*cker to take a blood test and compare results afterwards >:(

 8)

LonelySperm takes up the challence.
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bluto on January 07, 2008, 04:44:25 PM
with better i assume youre talking about your favorite pastime (and the national sport of new zeeland) the art of sucking dick, dont you not?
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on January 07, 2008, 04:44:42 PM
do you know Sylvester Stallone and Arnold too?

Hahaha Squadpussy, what do you know - you are at least 800 lbs lighter than me. You have achieved nothing
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Deadpool on January 07, 2008, 04:45:15 PM
irony, irony, I just had bloodwork done, for real, to test for diabetes.  seriously.
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on January 07, 2008, 04:45:39 PM
with better i assume youre talking about your favorite pastime (and the national sport of new zeeland) the art of sucking dick, dont you not?

Go get bitten by a brown recluse :-*
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 07, 2008, 04:46:50 PM
Hahaha Squadpussy, what do you know - you are at least 800 lbs lighter than me. You have achieved nothing
fucck off kiwiol you hide behind a computer screen, i've done a lot of great things with my life, what have you done sweetie? ;D
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on January 07, 2008, 04:47:18 PM
irony, irony, I just had bloodwork done, for real, to test for diabetes.  seriously.

I heard you are so fat that when you stare into the Hubble telescope hard enough, you can see a faint outline of your own backside. Is that true? :o
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on January 07, 2008, 04:48:02 PM
fucck off kiwiol you hide behind a computer screen, i've done a lot of great things with my life, what have you done sweetie? ;D

Go to the History board and see all the names I've dropped- that ought to show you 8)
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: jtsunami on January 07, 2008, 04:48:46 PM
i agree you are better than everyone else
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 07, 2008, 04:49:46 PM
Go to the History board and see all the names I've dropped- that ought to show you 8)
Sly dropped me from the film because his wife thought i was too hot and good looking, what have you done? nothing!! exactly nothing!!!, you wish you had my life bitchboy, i live in paradise and pay 5 bucks a gallon for gas.
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on January 07, 2008, 04:51:17 PM
Sly dropped me from the film because his wife thought i was too hot and good looking, what have you done? nothing!! exactly nothing!!!, you wish you had my life bitchboy, i live in paradise and pay 5 bucks a gallon for gas.

OK, I can't top that ;D
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Alex23 on January 07, 2008, 04:51:47 PM
Kiwiol photoshopped every pictures he ever posted.
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: james_hetfield on January 07, 2008, 04:52:11 PM
irony, irony, I just had bloodwork done, for real, to test for diabetes.  seriously.

yeah fat cows have a high possibility of getting diabetes good ur getting it checked out.
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on January 07, 2008, 04:54:01 PM
Kiwiol photoshopped every pictures he ever posted.

Hey if you looked like me, wouldn't you? 8)
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Deadpool on January 07, 2008, 04:54:13 PM
I heard you are so fat that when you stare into the Hubble telescope hard enough, you can see a faint outline of your own backside. Is that true?

ha ha ha.  um no.  sorry.  and the diabetes is genetic that's why the test.

I went to the gym twice today.  so even big fatties have a shot at slimming down.  twice baby!
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on January 07, 2008, 04:57:46 PM
ha ha ha.  um no.  sorry. 

Is it true that when your girlfriend asked you to roll in flour to find your sticky spot, you told her to f*ck off and ate the flour afterwards ???
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Master on January 07, 2008, 04:58:32 PM
Is it true that when your girlfriend asked you to roll in flour to find your sticky spot, you told her to f*ck off and ate the flour afterwards ???

 ;D
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Deadpool on January 07, 2008, 04:59:10 PM
Is it true that when your girlfriend asked you to roll in flour to find your sticky spot, you told her to f*ck off and ate the flour afterwards ???


handle that joke with care, cause it's an antique  :D
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 07, 2008, 04:59:30 PM
LonelySperm takes up the challence.
:-X


LOL, no way that fucker is able to have sex...40% bf covering his genitals
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Deadpool on January 07, 2008, 05:00:15 PM
at this point in my diet, though, I'd rather have the bag of flour than the girl!!!
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on January 07, 2008, 05:04:42 PM
at this point in my diet, though, I'd rather have the bag of flour than the girl!!!

Flour for your tummy, the bag for your head? 8)
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: james_hetfield on January 07, 2008, 05:07:45 PM
at this point in my diet, though, I'd rather have the bag of flour than the girl!!!

so what ur saying is that you started a diet of crispy creme donuts and its taken such a toll on u that u have carb cravings?
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Master on January 07, 2008, 05:09:17 PM
Flour for your tummy, the bag for your head? 8)

Ill serve ya a liter from my neightbors garden hose if you buy me a cracker.
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Rami on January 07, 2008, 05:10:46 PM
If anyone disagrees, I challenge that motherf*cker to take a blood test and compare results afterwards >:(

 8)


Better at what?

Earthbound default definition of better means amount of females you successfully impregnate during your lifetime. I assume this is what you had in mind with your statement since you provided no other definition.
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on January 07, 2008, 05:15:50 PM

Better at what?

Earthbound default definition of better means amount of females you successfully impregnate during your lifetime. I assume this is what you had in mind with your statement since you provided no other definition.

I mentioned the words 'blood test' dude ::)

Blood test results are the only way to truly, realistically and fairly judge one's worth as a person, their financial prowess, pussy landing skills etc etc
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 07, 2008, 05:20:52 PM
at this point in my diet, though, I'd rather have the bag of flour than the girl!!!

follow the britney cocktaill

lots of clen, vodka and nyquil
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Alex23 on January 07, 2008, 05:22:16 PM
kiwiol, do you plan on extracting blood by other means that your usual anal fissures?
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on January 07, 2008, 05:23:40 PM
kiwiol, do you plan on extracting blood by other means that your usual anal fissures?

Depends Alex - are you going to put out an alternate set of instructional videos starring yourself again?
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Cromespyder on January 07, 2008, 05:25:43 PM
:-X


LOL, no way that fucker is able to have sex...40% bf covering his genitals
oh please.


at least 70%.
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on January 07, 2008, 05:27:47 PM
oh please.


at least 70%.

Hahahaha I love it, another keyboard warrior. Hey pussy, have you ever sat down to watch a sitcom and have your ass stop jiggling from the movement 10 minutes after the show ended? I thought not. You have achieved nothing, just another loser who is jealous hahahaha
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Alex23 on January 07, 2008, 05:28:14 PM
Depends Alex - are you going to put out an alternate set of instructional videos starring yourself again?

Some people never give up... Anything to see my shlong in action Kiwiol...
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on January 07, 2008, 05:29:08 PM
Some people never give up... Anything to see my shlong in action Kiwiol...

You are overestimating both of us ;D
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Rami on January 07, 2008, 05:31:51 PM
I mentioned the words 'blood test' dude ::)

Blood test results are the only way to truly, realistically and fairly judge one's worth as a person, their financial prowess, pussy landing skills etc etc

Listen, reality defines who is better. The result that you leave behind when life is done. Who had the most offspring in a lifetime. Acquired financial wealth is culture bound and is not relevant.
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Cromespyder on January 07, 2008, 05:37:05 PM
Hahahaha I love it, another keyboard warrior. Hey you pussy, have you ever sat down to watch a sitcom and have your ass stop jiggling from the movement 10 minutes after the show ended? I thought not. You have achieved nothing, just another loser who is jealous hahahaha
haha, ok 'kiwiol' ::)  it's clear that you're jealous of my raw power

Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Nordic Beast on January 07, 2008, 06:00:06 PM


haha look at this douche--------the shit you see on youtube


"its twice as hard as a normal bench press" he says

hahaha that was the silliest thing Ive ever seen!!
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Camel Jockey on January 07, 2008, 06:04:44 PM
HEY GUYS! I once fastened a pair of suspenders for Larry King while he muttered, "Why is Barbra sick tonight?"

I once lit a cigarette for Dianna Ross ar a bar, while she said something about fat orients and small dicks.

Once tried to shake Stallone hand, but sadly he thought it was his dealer Ricardo. STILL I MET STALLONE YOU LITTLE FAT FAGS. I HAVE ACCOMPLSIHED SO MUCH!
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Master on January 07, 2008, 07:28:30 PM
HEY GUYS! I once fastened a pair of suspenders for Larry King while he muttered, "Why is Barbra sick tonight?"

I once lit a cigarette for Dianna Ross ar a bar, while she said something about fat orients and small dicks.

Once tried to shake Stallone hand, but sadly he thought it was his dealer Ricardo. STILL I MET STALLONE YOU LITTLE FAT FAGS. I HAVE ACCOMPLSIHED SO MUCH!
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 ;D
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on January 07, 2008, 07:31:00 PM
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 ;D

It's probably all the Weed he's smoking - I know I write my best when I'm high (like, right now) ;D
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SS on January 07, 2008, 08:18:26 PM
"Hey you losers. I decided to go the nice route cause I realized I'm too fat and lame to own anyone"
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on January 10, 2008, 02:31:40 AM
Medford is so fat that after she took a cholesterol test, she threatened to sue the hospital if they didn't put that test sample back into her body
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: LatsMcGee on January 10, 2008, 02:37:11 AM
How dare you insult me! Here's a pic of me and my business partner when we first met.  We were fast friends!

(http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/dom_and_burt.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: CalvinH on January 10, 2008, 06:35:39 AM
How dare you insult me! Here's a pic of me and my business partner when we first met.  We were fast friends!

(http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/dom_and_burt.jpg)




Thats not Chaos.
Title: Re: I'm better than everyone else here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Deadpool on January 10, 2008, 06:49:15 AM
Medford is so fat that after she took a cholesterol test, she threatened to sue the hospital if they didn't put that test sample back into her body

that's lame.  try something better:

Medford is so fat, when they went to draw a blood sample, mayonaise came out instead