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Title: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: The Master on January 07, 2008, 05:58:16 PM
The newborn is brown, about 1 pound, and its name is "shit". It was concieved in the toilet.
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: 240 is Back on January 07, 2008, 06:03:14 PM
take a lot of pictures.  they grow so fast.
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: Camel Jockey on January 07, 2008, 06:06:11 PM
Mosr of us brownies can be shown the light only if it comes out of Maglite LED flashlights sticking out of Gary Busey's anus.
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: The Master on January 07, 2008, 06:08:08 PM
Just got another one!!!!! This twin will be named "turd".

Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: SF1900 on January 07, 2008, 06:08:22 PM
AWWW. I dropped the boys off at the pool a few hours ago as well :)
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: figgs on January 07, 2008, 06:09:42 PM
LMFAO WTF
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: Camel Jockey on January 07, 2008, 06:10:19 PM
Maglites make good weapons for beating homeless ni ggers.
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: benchmstr on January 07, 2008, 06:11:13 PM
The newborn is brown, about 1 pound, and its name is "shit". It was concieved in the toilet.
wouldn't it be conceived at the restaurant?

bench
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: The Master on January 07, 2008, 06:11:23 PM
Maglites make good weapons for beating homeless ni ggers.

This sounds like a wonderful thing. Can you take shit and turd with you when they are old enough and teach'em the ropes?
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: The Master on January 07, 2008, 06:13:25 PM
A THIRD TWIN JUST GOT BORN. ITS NAME IS "GIGANTOSAURUS FLOATER"!!!!  DEBUSSEY IS SO HAPPY!
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: SF1900 on January 07, 2008, 06:14:08 PM
A THIRD TWIN JUST GOT BORN. ITS NAME IS "GIGANTOSAURUS FLOATER"!!!!  DEBUSSEY IS SO HAPPY!

Wow, it must have been a BIG one! Maybe a foot long? Did it wrap around the toilet like a snake?
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: The Master on January 07, 2008, 06:15:43 PM
Wow, it must have been a BIG one! Maybe a foot long? Did it wrap around the toilet like a snake?

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE

FUCKING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOGE

"GIGANTOSAURUS FLOATER" IS GOING TO GROW UP TO BE AS BIG AS A HOUSE

SHIT, TURD AND GIGANTOSAURUS FLOATER!! DEBUSSEYS FAMILY!!!
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: Hugo Chavez on January 07, 2008, 06:16:05 PM
Congrats man!  Only one question...  Why wasn't your little Shit white? >:(
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: SF1900 on January 07, 2008, 06:16:41 PM
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE

FUCKING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOGE

"GIGANTOSAURUS FLOATER" IS GOING TO GROW UP TO BE AS BIG AS A HOUSE

SHIT, TURD AND GIGANTOSAURUS FLOATER!! DEBUSSEYS FAMILY!!!

LOLOL...hahah, your posts always crack me up.....
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: The Master on January 07, 2008, 06:18:06 PM
Congrats man!  Only one question...  Why wasn't your little Shit white? >:(

Their mother was born in the toilet as well. Her name is ShittiHanzo Hattori.
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: benchmstr on January 07, 2008, 06:18:39 PM
i just had a shit that was violent yet delicat,i named it "water Lilly" ;D

bench
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: Camel Jockey on January 07, 2008, 06:19:49 PM
This sounds like a wonderful thing. Can you take shit and turd with you when they are old enough and teach'em the ropes?

You know of any tree types that exemplify stupidity, and down right inferiority? I was thinking Yew, but that's immoratality, or even Ebony but that represents beauty and grace.

Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: SF1900 on January 07, 2008, 06:21:09 PM
I always find it interesting when I shit and it just dissapears. It like falls all the way in the toilet to be gone forever. Usually, they float a little, ya know..
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: The Master on January 07, 2008, 06:22:18 PM
HOLY SHIT, A FOURTH TWIN APPEARED!!!

THIS ONE HAD A HEFTY BIRTH; IT WAS ALL OVER THE TOILET WALLS; IN PIECES. DEBUSSEY HAD TO PIECE IT TOGETHER.

THIS TWIN WILL BE NAMED "DIARREAH"
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: Hugo Chavez on January 07, 2008, 06:22:36 PM
What would you name a kid that doesn't want to leave home and clings all gluey like to all the bushes around the back door?
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: The Master on January 07, 2008, 06:26:05 PM
What would you name a kid that doesn't want to leave home and clings all gluey like to all the bushes around the back door?


"VINCE BASILE"
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: Camel Jockey on January 07, 2008, 06:31:54 PM

"VINCE BASILE"

That kid, err, shit, would live past 100.
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: The Master on January 07, 2008, 06:35:27 PM
That kid, err, shit, would live past 100.

NO question ABOUT it. He sure can float in the water of life!!
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: Camel Jockey on January 07, 2008, 06:39:03 PM
NO question ABOUT it. He sure can float in the water of life!!

Well, gimmick, you're something of a coward aren't you, chap?

I invented the butthole extender machine in 1864 and knew John Wilks Booth. He beat me like a redhead stepchild after drinks and a game of poker; but I'm not a bitter fellow at all.
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: The Master on January 07, 2008, 06:40:42 PM
Well, gimmick, you're something of a coward aren't you, chap?

I invented the butthole extender machine in 1864 and knew John Wilks Booth. He beat me like a redhead stepchild after drinks and a game of poker; but I'm not a bitter fellow at all.

Come on chaps! Let's go give birth to Melvins! brother in the bathroom! Goatboy! Melvin! Dungeons and Dragons!
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: avesher on January 07, 2008, 06:42:22 PM
I am surprised you didnt name one Bluto
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: beatmaster on January 07, 2008, 06:43:18 PM
lmao.......... now i feel like i have to take a dump, thanks  >:(
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: chaos on January 07, 2008, 06:43:52 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: The Master on January 07, 2008, 06:44:13 PM
I am surprised you didnt name one Bluto

No, but if Debussey drops its cellphone in the toilet, the result can be named BLOTOTH
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: Stavios on January 07, 2008, 07:02:51 PM
The newborn is brown, about 1 pound, and its name is "shit". It was concieved in the toilet.

LMFAO !!!  ;D
Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: Earl1972 on January 07, 2008, 07:07:13 PM
The newborn is brown, about 1 pound, and its name is "shit". It was concieved in the toileanold mir t.

they look just like their old man :)

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Title: Re: Debussey just became a father!!!
Post by: The Master on January 07, 2008, 07:21:53 PM
they look just like their old man :)

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Ohh yes they do!!!!

Exept BLOTOTH.

How did your father give birth to you?