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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: DK II on January 09, 2008, 03:59:27 AM
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One guy had his medical check up before being able to become a member of the gym. It's standard at the place i train.
Best thing is, he brought his buddy along. (both arabs btw)
Both were about 80-90kg, overweight.
While No1 answered the trainer's questions, No2 strolled around the gym trying to look hardcore.
I just caught a bit of the trainer's questions but i was nearly lmao.
T: "So you have trained before. What were your reps and set count?"
No1: "about 8-10 reps, 3 sets"
T: "Ahh okay, hypertrophy"
No1 (totally dazzled look on his face): "Err yes, hy.. hyp..."
T: "And what are your goals now, strength, building muscle or losing fat?" (Typical PT idiocy)
No1 (sees his chance coming! Now he can show of his intelligence and use a new word) : "Well that hy.. hyp... (now mumbling very fast) hysopotophhh.... would be great"
T: "Hypertrophy?"
No1: "Yes, that also."
bwahahahahahaha, what a dork.
In the mean time, his buddy (probably his spotter) runs along the gym and does 1 set of lat pulldowns (30kg), swinging arm curls (30kg as well), some shoulder presses in the smith machine and then tries some hanging legs raises, but his fat hairy belly drops out the shirt before he can even raise his legs one inch, ashamed he packs it back and tries some more curls instead. After about 5-10 minutes he is done and goes away .
When i was finished with my training and went to the locker room, the spotter just comes out of the shower, stands naked in front of the mirror, poses a bit, tries to flex his gut and then (ATTENTION!) downs a protein shake!!
I had to hold back to not laugh out loud. This guy was so serious about showing his hardcoreness, it was absolutely brilliant. Pure real life comedy.
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LMAO!! You gotta love those damn arabs, always bringing the best comedy moments! ;D
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LMAO!! You gotta love those damn arabs, always bringing the best comedy moments! ;D
They always have to be hardcore, otherwise they lose all respects from their buddys. ;D ;D
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One guy had his medical check up before being able to become a member of the gym. It's standard at the place i train.
Best thing is, he brought his buddy along. (both arabs btw)
Both were about 80-90kg, overweight.
While No1 answered the trainer's questions, No2 strolled around the gym trying to look hardcore.
I just caught a bit of the trainer's questions but i was nearly lmao.
T: "So you have trained before. What were your reps and set count?"
No1: "about 8-10 reps, 3 sets"
T: "Ahh okay, hypertrophy"
No1 (totally dazzled look on his face): "Err yes, hy.. hyp..."
T: "And what are your goals now, strength, building muscle or losing fat?" (Typical PT idiocy)
No1 (sees his chance coming! Now he can show of his intelligence and use a new word) : "Well that hy.. hyp... (now mumbling very fast) hysopotophhh.... would be great"
T: "Hypertrophy?"
No1: "Yes, that also."
bwahahahahahaha, what a dork.
In the mean time, his buddy (probably his spotter) runs along the gym and does 1 set of lat pulldowns (30kg), swinging arm curls (30kg as well), some shoulder presses in the smith machine and then tries some hanging legs raises, but his fat hairy belly drops out the shirt before he can even raise his legs one inch, ashamed he packs it back and tries some more curls instead. After about 5-10 minutes he is done and goes away .
When i was finished with my training and went to the locker room, the spotter just comes out of the shower, stands naked in front of the mirror, poses a bit, tries to flex his gut and then (ATTENTION!) downs a protein shake!!
I had to hold back to not laugh out loud. This guy was so serious about showing his hardcoreness, it was absolutely brilliant. Pure real life comedy.
Gym(in every country) is like a bar of spaceport in STAR WARS. Many kind of monster there ;)
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They always have to be hardcore, otherwise they lose all respects from their buddys. ;D ;D
Yes, if training full body (except legs, of course) in 10 minutes and finishing it with protein shake and some posing in the locker room isn't hardcore, i don't know what is ???
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Yes, if training full body (except legs, of course) in 10 minutes and finishing it with protein shake and some posing in the locker room isn't hardcore, i don't know what is ???
I guess he was training HIT style!
Legs are overrated, you can't see them anyways. (Hi Jimmy Phoenix)
Gym(in every country) is like a bar of spaceport in STAR WARS. Many kind of monster there ;)
great comment!! lol
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In the mean time, his buddy (probably his spotter) runs along the gym and does 1 set of lat pulldowns (30kg), swinging arm curls (30kg as well), some shoulder presses in the smith machine and then tries some hanging legs raises, but his fat hairy belly drops out the shirt before he can even raise his legs one inch, ashamed he packs it back and tries some more curls instead. After about 5-10 minutes he is done and goes away .
When i was finished with my training and went to the locker room, the spotter just comes out of the shower, stands naked in front of the mirror, poses a bit, tries to flex his gut and then (ATTENTION!) downs a protein shake!!
You just described a day at the gym for the typical Getbigger ;)
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Bet they are part of the team Nasser cell!
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You just described a day at the gym for the typical Getbigger ;)
haha, probably yes.
But don't forget, most people who post here haven't even seen a gym from the inside. They are here for the joy of watching half naked men oiled up on stage, not actually 'body building'.
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haha, probably yes.
But don't forget, most people who post here haven't even seen a gym from the inside. They are here for the joy of watching half naked men oiled up on stage, not actually 'body building'.
Yes and a joy it is!
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terrorists.
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Yes and a joy it is!
::) ::)
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is the funny part that you actually work out? :P
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is the funny part that you actually work out? :P
You doubted it?
Why? Because i don't post "Brutal gym ownings" and naked pics of myself all day?
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You doubted it?
Why? Because i don't post "Brutal gym ownings" and naked pics of myself all day?
Look out! He's trying to "own" you.
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Look out! He's trying to "own" you.
Oh thanks, Bluto!
I guess he did not have success.
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In the mean time, his buddy (probably his spotter) runs along the gym and does 1 set of lat pulldowns (30kg), swinging arm curls (30kg as well), some shoulder presses in the smith machine and then tries some hanging legs raises, but his fat hairy belly drops out the shirt before he can even raise his legs one inch, ashamed he packs it back and tries some more curls instead. After about 5-10 minutes he is done and goes away .
When i was finished with my training and went to the locker room, the spotter just comes out of the shower, stands naked in front of the mirror, poses a bit, tries to flex his gut and then (ATTENTION!) downs a protein shake!!
I had to hold back to not laugh out loud. This guy was so serious about showing his hardcoreness, it was absolutely brilliant. Pure real life comedy.
LOL. The above part was really nicely written, especially about the belly shame. :D
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You doubted it?
Why? Because i don't post "Brutal gym ownings" and naked pics of myself all day?
lol..no Sevastase has that covered
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You got to love these hardcore guys, when it all fails just do curls, arabs love that shit, watch DK. they will never do cardio, just chest and bi's, and only for a month then they get to "busy" .no doubt they will wear singlets, tank tops or Under Armour
i've seen this all before, classic January Gym joiners...and that protein shake is really going to make a difference hahahaah
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Oh thanks, Bluto!
I guess he did not have success.
It's the good old "you dont even work out" because in their minds going to the gym is quite the accomplisment when in reality it's just takes a little more effort than to go buy groceries.
So next time someone says "you dont even work out" you can exchange that for "you don't even buy groceries" :-*
and then. you will be OWNED!
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It's the good old "you dont even work out" because in their minds going to the gym is quite the accomplisment when in reality it's just takes a little more effort than to go buy groceries.
So next time someone says "you dont even work out" you can exchange that for "you don't even buy groceries" :-*
and then. you will be OWNED!
Thanks, i'll try that.
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You got to love these hardcore guys, when it all fails just do curls, arabs love that shit, watch DK. they will never do cardio, just chest and bi's, and only for a month then they get to "busy" .no doubt they will wear singlets, tank tops or Under Armour
i've seen this all before, classic January Gym joiners...and that protein shake is really going to make a difference hahahaah
hehe..I have been going to the same gym for about 3 years now off and on and there are guys there that haven't made 1 inch of progress. They are still carrying the excess BF and they never miss chest and bicep day..which is ofcourse naturally falls on Mondays and Fridays
and as you also pointed they never do cardio and are always drinking protein shakes
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So you sat there and watched a fat guy standing naked drink a protien shake..... hahahah self ownage .....gayer than watching naked men hahaha
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hehe..I have been going to the same gym for about 3 years now off and on and there are guys there that haven't made 1 inch of progress. They are still carrying the excess BF and they never miss chest and bicep day..which is ofcourse naturally falls on Mondays and Fridays
and as you also pointed they never do cardio and are always drinking protein shakes
we must train at the same gym, there a tonne of guys that train every fucken time im there and they have guts, not a little gut, big beer gut guys i dont get it, they fucken do the cycle class every chance its on, i've been going to the gym everyday now cause im on holidays and see things i dont usually see or noticed...
MILF'S at 9.30am -12.30pm I have a new found love for them now..and this is the time i train now.
I just dont get when people train for years and just get worse, dont there friends or partners say "stop wasting your time"
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So you sat there and watched a fat guy standing naked drink a protien shake..... hahahah self ownage .....gayer than watching naked men hahaha
You sound like you've never been in a locker room.
First, you don't sit, you stand. Next thing is, it's impossible not to see people when the room has mirrors. Maybe if you're an insecure guy like yourself who stares at the ground and wants to be invisible to others, that is.
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So you sat there and watched a fat guy standing naked drink a protien shake..... hahahah self ownage .....gayer than watching naked men hahaha
Hi Jaejonna!
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Hi Jaejonna!
That's Jaejonna on season.
Here he is off season:
(http://www.suchablog.com/images/2006-mai/fat-chinese.jpg)
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You got to love these hardcore guys, when it all fails just do curls, arabs love that shit, watch DK. they will never do cardio, just chest and bi's, and only for a month then they get to "busy" .no doubt they will wear singlets, tank tops or Under Armour
i've seen this all before, classic January Gym joiners...and that protein shake is really going to make a difference hahahaah
Haha, funniest comment all day, yet there's very much truth in it ;D
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Haha, funniest comment all day, yet there's very much truth in it ;D
Yep, it's really all true in that comment. You can watch it every day, i also like the unwritten rule monday = chest day. ;D ;D
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That's Jaejonna on season.
Here he is off season:
(http://www.suchablog.com/images/2006-mai/fat-chinese.jpg)
Jaejonna, you sexy motherf*cker! :o
I didn't know your girl is in the adult industry, why haven't you shared that? >:(
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Yep, it's really all true in that comment. You can watch it every day, i also like the unwritten rule monday = chest day. ;D ;D
Yes, and as someone already stated, friday is an arm day. If possible, late evening on friday, just before hitting the bar so that you still maintain that awesome pump in your 14" pythons.
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Yes, and as someone already stated, friday is an arm day. If possible, late evening on friday, just before hitting the bar so that you still maintain that awesome pump in your 14" pythons.
bwahahahaahah, so it's the same all over the world!!!!
great.
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bwahahahaahah, so it's the same all over the world!!!!
great.
Pretty much. Monday is usually chest day and friday is either arms or chest again. When I train friday night, the same teenagers are in there either doing arms or chest.
And the arabs in my gym stink like shit!
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Pretty much. Monday is usually chest day and friday is either arms or chest again. When I train friday night, the same teenagers are in there either doing arms or chest.
And the arabs in my gym stink like shit!
another thing that's the same all over the world. ;D ;D
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Bet they are part of the team Nasser cell!
hahahha..exactly
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Yes, and as someone already stated, friday is an arm day. If possible, late evening on friday, just before hitting the bar so that you still maintain that awesome pump in your 14" pythons.
You know what, i make sure i do biceps on fri or sat, no shame in that
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another thing that's the same all over the world. ;D ;D
brazilians are no slouches when it comes to stinking up a gym!
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brazilians are no slouches when it comes to stinking up a gym!
can't tell, we have none.
germany only welcomes islamic terrorist or sleazy chinese communist-capitalists.
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can't tell, we have none.
germany only welcomes islamic terrorist or sleazy chinese communist-capitalists.
Isn't that enough. Massachusettes welcomes anyone from a third world country or anyone who has no chance of gainful employment.
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Isn't that enough. Massachusettes welcomes anyone from a third world country or anyone who has no chance of gainful employment.
I germany, you don't even have to work to live here as a foreigner!
Government gladly pays you welfare, apartment and satellite dish so you can feel "at home"!
Isn't it great?
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I germany, you don't even have to work to live here as a foreigner!
Government gladly pays you welfare, apartment and satellite dish so you can feel "at home"!
Isn't it great?
Same here in Finland
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscle_hypertrophy
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Nbodybuilder.jpg) ??? ???
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Same here in Finland
Sweet europa is getting raped by the middle east.
(http://www.latein-pagina.de/ovid/pic_ovid_2/europa8.jpeg)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscle_hypertrophy
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Nbodybuilder.jpg) ??? ???
Bodybuilder showing extensive muscle hypertrophy.
bwhaahahhahahaahaahahaah ahaahhaahhaa oh my god.
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Sweet europa is getting raped by the middle east.
(http://www.latein-pagina.de/ovid/pic_ovid_2/europa8.jpeg)
RACIST!
;D
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An inconvenient truth
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So you sat there and watched a fat guy standing naked drink a protien shake..... hahahah self ownage .....gayer than watching naked men hahaha
haha I was thinking the same thing-----------nothing like stalking a fat stinky arab man at the gym :-\
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the personal trainer is just as much of an idiot for using the word "hypertrophy" with some fat arabs. but i guess he just likes to use that word to seem like he knows what he's talking about..
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You got a fetish for fat Arabs? Why were you watching them? Did you think they wanted to blow your fat ass up? What was it? You obviously wasn't doing shit in there either, if you had time to listen to one conversation and watch another man fuck around. Gayer than 1983 NBA shorts.
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watch the arab talk guys, Im Arab. >:(
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You got a fetish for fat Arabs? Why were you watching them? Did you think they wanted to blow your fat ass up? What was it? You obviously wasn't doing shit in there either, if you had time to listen to one conversation and watch another man fuck around. Gayer than 1983 NBA shorts.
meltdown, arab!
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watch the arab talk guys, Im Arab. >:(
Watch what, a decandent piece of shit? Are you the kind who "acts" all black looking for an identity while living in the Good Western World?
That's Right.
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Watch what, a decandent piece of shit? Are you the kind who "acts" all black looking for an identity while living in the Good Western World?
That's Right.
Haha, all arabs LOVE going to disneyworld and watching Hollywood movies, and in the next second they 'hate' everything western... ::)
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You got a fetish for fat Arabs? Why were you watching them? Did you think they wanted to blow your fat ass up? What was it? You obviously wasn't doing shit in there either, if you had time to listen to one conversation and watch another man fuck around. Gayer than 1983 NBA shorts.
Oh hi Mustafa Ali Hassan! :)
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Are you the kind who "acts" all black looking for an identity while living in the Good Western World?
That's Right.
No, Why do u say "acts black"
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:D
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No, Why do u say "acts black"
"knowhati'msayin' badboy baby.." ::)
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"knowhati'msayin' badboy baby.." ::)
your signature and mine are almost the same man, Im a peaceful man, i love the things we all love, pussy, weights, making some cash and drinking goat protein...oh and hating fat people
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your signature and mine are almost the same man, Im a peaceful man, i love the things we all love, pussy, weights, making some cash and drinking goat protein...oh and hating fat people
I'm not the one going to hell.
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I'm not the one going to hell.
ok, like tupac says "only god can judge me"
(http://www.undercover.com.au/pics/2pac.jpg)
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One guy had his medical check up before being able to become a member of the gym. It's standard at the place i train.
Best thing is, he brought his buddy along. (both arabs btw)
Both were about 80-90kg, overweight.
While No1 answered the trainer's questions, No2 strolled around the gym trying to look hardcore.
I just caught a bit of the trainer's questions but i was nearly lmao.
T: "So you have trained before. What were your reps and set count?"
No1: "about 8-10 reps, 3 sets"
T: "Ahh okay, hypertrophy"
No1 (totally dazzled look on his face): "Err yes, hy.. hyp..."
T: "And what are your goals now, strength, building muscle or losing fat?" (Typical PT idiocy)
No1 (sees his chance coming! Now he can show of his intelligence and use a new word) : "Well that hy.. hyp... (now mumbling very fast) hysopotophhh.... would be great"
T: "Hypertrophy?"
No1: "Yes, that also."
bwahahahahahaha, what a dork.
In the mean time, his buddy (probably his spotter) runs along the gym and does 1 set of lat pulldowns (30kg), swinging arm curls (30kg as well), some shoulder presses in the smith machine and then tries some hanging legs raises, but his fat hairy belly drops out the shirt before he can even raise his legs one inch, ashamed he packs it back and tries some more curls instead. After about 5-10 minutes he is done and goes away .
When i was finished with my training and went to the locker room, the spotter just comes out of the shower, stands naked in front of the mirror, poses a bit, tries to flex his gut and then (ATTENTION!) downs a protein shake!!
I had to hold back to not laugh out loud. This guy was so serious about showing his hardcoreness, it was absolutely brilliant. Pure real life comedy.
When did you stop being funny and start making Sarcasm copycat gym 'tales' that may or may not have actually transpired?
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When did you stop being funny and start making Sarcasm copycat gym 'tales' that may or may not have actually transpired?
BRUCE, are you an arab? I mean the text "Same dune, differet sand" under your avatar would suit great for an arab :-\ That would explain your feelings being so hurt about this thread :'(
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BRUCE, are you an arab? I mean the text "Same dune, differet sand" under your avatar would suit great for an arab :-\ That would explain your feelings being so hurt about this thread :'(
Fortunately not - but I'd say you have the reading comprehension of an Arab given your mangling of my quote....
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Haha, all arabs LOVE going to disneyworld and watching Hollywood movies, and in the next second they 'hate' everything western... ::)
:( That reminds me.
So when me and my family went to disney world we were given aroun $1000 in comps. We stayed at one of the hotels, and we witnessed a maid go nuts, after running out of a room, she then quit and was gagging almost throwing up. As she opened the door and it smelt like shit, so we thought a dead body.
Apparently the Arabs that stayed at Disney would shit in the bathtub, and wash their shit pants in the bathtub and sink. The manager told one of my uncles it happens alot.
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Fortunately not - but I'd say you have the reading comprehension of an Arab given your mangling of my quote....
No, i think i understood that just perfectly. Then again, english isn't my first language so even if i didn't, i wouldn't be too shamed about it. Speaking of languages, how many do you speak? And if you're not an arab, then why are you so hurt after this thread? You just got a thing for arab males or what? ???
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uh oh I bet someone in this thread shits in their bathtub.
Also a big problem with Disneyworld and Disneyland are "permanant vacations" people leaving their country then staying over here illegally thanks to Disney
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No, i think i understood that just perfectly. Then again, english isn't my first language so even if i didn't, i wouldn't be too shamed about it. Speaking of languages, how many do you speak? And if you're not an arab, then why are you so hurt after this thread? You just got a thing for arab males or what? ???
Even I can cut and paste in a foreign language - this seems to have overwhelmed your 'learned' capabilities - comprende?
I apologise if you've been mislead to believe that I'm attempting to be multi-linguistic.
You may resume attempting to fit in here now 'FinnPilot'.
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Even I can cut and paste in a foreign language - this seems to have overwhelmed your 'learned' capabilities - comprende?
I apologise if you've been mislead to believe that I'm attempting to be multi-linguistic.
You may resume attempting to fit in here now 'FinnPilot'.
I don't have to cut & paste anything. And you were the one complaining about me not understanding foreign language correctly.
You still didn't answer the question, but i'll take it as it would be "one" :)
You may resume letting your arab bf fit his cock inside you now, "BRUCE" :-*
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I don't have to cut & paste anything. And you were the one complaining about me not understanding foreign language correctly.
You do; and I wasn't. Allow me to step aside and let you continue to daydream about large Arab men fornicating with GetBig members.
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You do; and I wasn't. Allow me to step aside and let you continue to daydream about large Arab men fornicating with GetBig members.
Not dreaming about them since i've obviously made it clear what i think of arabs, unlike you who seem to be exceptionally hurt by this thread ;) Then again, you probably don't have to dream about anything since your bf Mehmet is making sure you experience it first hand :)
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Not dreaming about them since i've obviously made it clear what i think of arabs, unlike you who seem to be exceptionally hurt by this thread ;) Then again, you probably don't have to dream about anything since your bf Mehmet is making sure you experience it first hand :)
Undisgusied thinking-out-loud bi-racial homosexual online fantasizing again?
Carry on ::)
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Undisgusied thinking-out-loud bi-racial homosexual online fantasizing again?
Carry on ::)
Sorry to disappoint you, but no :-\
Why do you want me to carry on, is this turning you on or something? ???
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ok, any arabs on getbig do us all a favor, go buy a gun and shoot urself in the fucking head...if u have a bomb strapped to ur chest go ahead and just blow urself up....and if any of u live in america, do this asap...white girls do not like ur stinky, arrogant, annoying fat asses...go back to ur homeland and fuck urselfs and ur ugly fucking women...only thing worst than a sandnigger is a female sandnigger
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ok, any arabs on getbig do us all a favor, go buy a gun and shoot urself in the fucking head...if u have a bomb strapped to ur chest go ahead and just blow urself up....and if any of u live in america, do this asap...white girls do not like ur stinky, arrogant, annoying fat asses...go back to ur homeland and fuck urselfs and ur ugly fucking women...only thing worst than a sandnigger is a female sandnigger
:D
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(http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/terrorist%20school.jpg)
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(http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/terrorist%20school.jpg)
lol
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lol
BTW, i love your avatar :)
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:( That reminds me.
So when me and my family went to disney world we were given aroun $1000 in comps. We stayed at one of the hotels, and we witnessed a maid go nuts, after running out of a room, she then quit and was gagging almost throwing up. As she opened the door and it smelt like shit, so we thought a dead body.
Apparently the Arabs that stayed at Disney would shit in the bathtub, and wash their shit pants in the bathtub and sink. The manager told one of my uncles it happens alot.
EEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUWWW WWWWWW >:( :-X >:( :-X >:(
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Watch this video! ;D
http://www.hotget.com/videocode/Family-Guy-German-Tour,22293.html