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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: 240 is Back on January 10, 2008, 08:23:33 AM
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http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=194312.0
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WOW LOLZ.......the people on bodybuilding.com are definitely a rare breed! Sometimes you get the occasional person that looks good, but for the most part, most of them are just clowns.
The best section on bodybuilding.com is the supplement section. They seem to be obsessed with products by "controlled labs" and NO products.
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this is a thread that people do not want to miss.
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http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=194312.0
lmao, i love the one with the kid who is a fat 200 pounder, no chest arms or delts, so seperations not even a outline of his abs and he's like "When I was 240 and a very big (bodybuilder type body)..."
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they probably think that signing up on bb.com forum alone, makes them fitness models and bodybuilders
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lmao, i love the one with the kid who is a fat 200 pounder, no chest arms or delts, so seperations not even a outline of his abs and he's like "When I was 240 and a very big (bodybuilder type body)..."
Yeah, that one was one of my favorites....... ::)
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240--thank you for the laugh. God that was funny.
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thank db2341... he is the brilliant man who made this all possible:
Ya alot of people compliment me and at first i liked it but now its just kinda getting anoying because almost everyone knows me so when they see me 56 pounds lighter they make a huge scene saying how much have you lost bla bla bla.
My penis has gotten 1.5-2 inches bigger which is my fav part of the loss
Some people say o youve changed all you care about is body building but i dont know i think i deserve that because i talk about it alot."
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haha I was dieing reading that thread!!!
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LMAO--he loses weight and his cock gets bigger. Damn, I can't stop laughing. . .this is good stuff.
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one thing about bb.com is the misc. board---there is some hilariou shit that goes on there
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How long do you think any of those deluded beings would last here?
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"I was always the super skinny kid in high school, people constantly made comments about how scrawny I was. People were pretty open about how weak I appeared.
After high school I got into a comfortable relationship and ate VERY well. I gained over 25 pounds in just belly fat, for the first time in my life people started referring to me as "chunky" (HATE that word). After I broke up with my girlfriend I decided to change. I started running & lifting 5 days a week. I quit smoking cold turkey. I started eating very very clean.
I quickly lost 20 pounds of "chunk" and starting gaining a little lean mass. I've gotten numerous comments from friends/family, all positive.
I've had serious sleep apnea problems the past few years, all of which have gone. I went from getting 10 hours of crap sleep per night to (now) 7 hours of amazing sleep every night.
I ran into my ex and she stopped dead in her tracks and she just said "You look... GOOD". Made me feel _GREAT_. (She is now working out in the same Gym as me and constantly asking for advice)
Yesterday I went for a run and stopped in at the grocery store at the end. I rang up my tunafish & milk, and the bagger girl (very cute!) very obviously checked me out (looked me up and down REAL slow), then asked the obligitory "Would you like help with that?" Then paused, and real slow said, "Mr. (my last name)".
Never felt better in my life!
I only wish I would have discovered the Gym when I was younger."
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LMAO--he loses weight and his cock gets bigger. Damn, I can't stop laughing. . .this is good stuff.
there is actually another one who explains this phenomenon, he says he lost alot of weight, and as a result, his dick has gotten bigger because all the fat around it is gone...
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How long do you think any of those deluded beings would last here?
Not one fucking day.......
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"Just a quick update, I posted on this thread earlier.
I crossed some kind of threshold with the ladies recently, they are now coming at me from all directions. Not sure what it is, but I am just going to roll with it"
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Thanks 240!! thanks db2341!!
LMAO
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Yesterday I went for a run and stopped in at the grocery store at the end. I rang up my tunafish & milk, and the bagger girl (very cute!) very obviously checked me out (looked me up and down REAL slow), then asked the obligitory "Would you like help with that?" Then paused, and real slow said, "Mr. (my last name)".
Wow..I thought that was just someone being polite in a place of business.
I never realized how many waitresses, bar tenders (male and female), air hostesses etc.. wanted to fuck me.
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Was this a bb.com thread originally? Someone link please.
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Yesterday I went for a run and stopped in at the grocery store at the end. I rang up my tunafish & milk, and the bagger girl (very cute!) very obviously checked me out (looked me up and down REAL slow), then asked the obligitory "Would you like help with that?" Then paused, and real slow said, "Mr. (my last name)".
Wow..I thought that was just someone being polite in a place of business.
I never realized how many waitresses, bar tenders (male and female), air hostesses etc.. wanted to fuck me.
HAHAHAHA! No shit.....HAHAHAHAHAHA! The Bank teller, the Gym attendant, the Video store clerk, the Mail lady, the guy who changes my car's oil....... ::)
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I never realized how many waitresses, bar tenders (male and female), air hostesses etc.. wanted to fuck me.
Definitely, dude.
Anytime a female is polite to you anywhere in society, she's giving you the green light for a five minute back alley romp of 'surprise sex'.
Next time a girl is nice to you, take it dude. She's offering. Also, post about your conquests on message boards - it's inspirational to us all.
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"Just a quick update, I posted on this thread earlier.
I crossed some kind of threshold with the ladies recently, they are now coming at me from all directions. Not sure what it is, but I am just going to roll with it"
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=194368.0;attach=226282;image)
This stud is practising his 'I said no and that's final' speech to the numerous women who try to rape him on an hourly basis.
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Definitely, dude.
Anytime a female is polite to you anywhere in society, she's giving you the green light for a five minute back alley romp of 'surprise sex'.
Next time a girl is nice to you, take it dude. She's offering. Also, post about your conquests on message boards - it's inspirational to us all.
lol
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
(http://www.biografiasyvidas.com/biografia/f/fotos/freud.jpg)
True...
AND SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG FAT DICK.
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all great eventually end up on the z board
i welcome you there!
bluto - moderator z board
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These virile he-men have transformed themselves into pussy magnets.
I salute them! :)
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bunch of homos over on bb.com if u ask me
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Man, I'm so envious of these studs!!! :'(
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Definitely, dude.
Anytime a female is polite to you anywhere in society, she's giving you the green light for a five minute back alley romp of 'surprise sex'.
Next time a girl is nice to you, take it dude. She's offering. Also, post about your conquests on message boards - it's inspirational to us all.
I wish I hadn't paid for my last haircut..that chick was looking at me in mirror and smiling and said 'how would you like your hair styled...Mr (my name)' I should have realised this was a call to take me out back and ride my piston until I exploded in her wet slit..
I'm glad I didn't know this the time before when a 60 yr old Greek barber was friendly and chatty though, dirty homo!
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HAHAHAHA! No shit.....HAHAHAHAHAHA! The Bank teller, the Gym attendant, the Video store clerk, the Mail lady, the guy who changes my car's oil....... ::)
GORDIANO!!!! team "cute penis" hahahahhahaha!!1 ;D ;D
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I wish I hadn't paid for my last haircut..that chick was looking at me in mirror and smiling and said 'how would you like your hair styled...Mr (my name)' I should have realised this was a call to take me out back and ride my piston until I exploded in her wet slit..
You missed out that time, bro. But you don't have to miss out next time.
I'm glad I didn't know this the time before when a 60 yr old Greek barber was friendly and chatty though, dirty homo!
Anytime a man does it, he is presenting his wife/daughter/sister for your manly load.
It's the unspoken law of public smiling.
Run with it!