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Title: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: laurion on January 11, 2008, 08:12:47 PM
Hey man how much do you BENCH PRESS ( surprizingly not how much do you dead-lift or squat or shoulder press ) quickly followed by lets arm wrestle!

My girlfriend of 9 years has three younger sisters naturally they have all dated since they were 10 ( lack of father  ;D ) so I've heard this one quite a bit.

Anyone else got good ones?
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: Blockhead on January 11, 2008, 08:17:30 PM
Hey man how much do you BENCH PRESS ( surprizingly not how much do you dead-lift or squat or shoulder press ) quickly followed by lets arm wrestle!

My girlfriend of 9 years has three younger sisters naturally they have all dated since they were 10 ( lack of father  ;D ) so I've heard this one quite a bit.

Anyone else got good ones?
Hey man...what do you take?   So eh...how much can you weight lift? 
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: The Squadfather on January 11, 2008, 08:18:06 PM
women want to arm wrestle you? you must be quite the huge monster.
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on January 11, 2008, 08:19:26 PM
women want to arm wrestle you? you must be quite the huge monster.

Good point  hahah
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: laurion on January 11, 2008, 08:19:58 PM
LOL you might have miss-read squad  :'(
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: Big Worm on January 11, 2008, 08:20:28 PM
I always get .. "hey man..You're pretty big..You work out ?"
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: Tapeworm on January 11, 2008, 08:21:43 PM
How many sit ups do I have to do to get abs?  Like 100 every day or something?
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: laurion on January 11, 2008, 08:21:58 PM
Maybe should clarify that it's the boyfriends over the years asking ....
Sorry, I thought you could figure small things out on yer own.  Next time I'll talk slow.
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on January 11, 2008, 08:22:32 PM
LOL you might have miss-read squad  :'(

I think you mean "misread"  Nice to see that ol' GED working out well for you.
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: James Blunt on January 11, 2008, 08:23:57 PM
I think you mean "misread"  Nice to see that ol' GED working out well for you.
GED are is the koolist
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: G o a t b o y on January 11, 2008, 08:24:13 PM
I just look at them and say deadpan, "Oh, I don't work out at all. I just take a lot of steroids!"   ;D
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: laurion on January 11, 2008, 08:24:39 PM
I think you mean "misread"  Nice to see that ol' GED working out well for you.

How did you know  ;D
One extra s and a hyphen deserves a comment...... use spell checker often ?
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: triple_pickle on January 11, 2008, 08:24:56 PM
Hey man how much do you BENCH PRESS ( surprizingly not how much do you dead-lift or squat or shoulder press ) quickly followed by lets arm wrestle!

My girlfriend of 9 years has three younger sisters naturally they have all dated since they were 10 ( lack of father  ;D ) so I've heard this one quite a bit.

Anyone else got good ones?

what other gay stories will you "share"?
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on January 11, 2008, 08:25:32 PM
How did you know  ;D
One extra s and a hyphen deserves a comment...... use spell checker often ?

Whoa, calm down there buddy.  No need to get all pissy.  I was just trying to be helpful.
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: David Puddy on January 11, 2008, 08:26:55 PM
All signs point to we have a live one... ::)
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: laurion on January 11, 2008, 08:29:51 PM
Whoa, calm down there buddy.  No need to get all pissy.  I was just trying to be helpful.

Not pissed
Slowly talking .....
"How did you know" was meant showing humor regarding my GED.
Besides is this English 101 the forum?
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: phyxsius on January 11, 2008, 08:34:21 PM
I usually get "hey man, you have a very symmetrical body".. I'm not big but I have a pretty good physique
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on January 11, 2008, 08:36:13 PM
Not pissed
Slowly talking .....
"How did you know" was meant showing humor regarding my GED.
Besides is this English 101 the forum?

Listen, let me give you some advice.  I think you should get some thicker skin if you wanna survive on getbig.
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: chaos on January 11, 2008, 08:41:38 PM
Listen, let me give you some advice.  I think you should get some thicker skin if you wanna survive on getbig.
Lauri-ann is getting a little "raggy" lately....
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: laurion on January 11, 2008, 08:43:23 PM
Listen, let me give you some advice.  I think you should get some thicker skin if you wanna survive on getbig.

Okay thanks for all your help.
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on January 11, 2008, 08:43:59 PM
Okay thanks for all your help.

No prob.  That's what I'm here for. ;)
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: haider on January 11, 2008, 08:44:53 PM
Okay thanks for all your help.
Noob.
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: chaos on January 11, 2008, 08:46:58 PM
Noob.
Are you saying "lauri-ann" rolled over in the submissive position faster than a poodle with Cesar Milan?
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: BFP on January 11, 2008, 08:47:15 PM
Listen, let me give you some advice.  I think you should get some thicker skin if you wanna survive on getbig.
Lauri-ann is getting a little "raggy" lately....

Looks like "she" isnt going to make it out alive.

Jason
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: laurion on January 11, 2008, 08:53:34 PM
Looks like "she" isnt going to make it out alive.

Jason

Creates Getbig thread, gets dissed, life over  ::)
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: David Puddy on January 11, 2008, 08:54:03 PM
Creates Getbig thread, gets dissed, life over  ::)

Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: G o a t b o y on January 11, 2008, 08:54:43 PM
Creates Getbig thread, gets dissed, life over  ::)

Well, if you're gonna off yourself, do it quietly...  try not to make a mess all over the board!  ::)
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on January 11, 2008, 08:55:03 PM
Creates Getbig thread, gets dissed, life over  ::)

You said it, not us ;)
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: 240 is Back on January 11, 2008, 08:56:10 PM
I often get the "How many weeks have you been training"? question.

Pretty common, right guys?
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: gtbro1 on January 11, 2008, 09:00:13 PM
I bash them in the face with an elbow then stand over them doing a most muscular.
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: laurion on January 11, 2008, 09:00:38 PM
I bash them in the face with an elbow then stand over them doing a most muscular.

LMAO
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: chaos on January 11, 2008, 09:06:14 PM
LMAO
STFU
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: mass 04 on January 11, 2008, 09:08:16 PM
English not ferst language that& speak yoo right laurion?
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: Wee Laddy on January 11, 2008, 09:14:46 PM
I always get, "How many times a week do you workout?" or "Do you work out every day?"
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: laurion on January 11, 2008, 09:18:43 PM
I always get, "How many times a week do you workout?" or "Do you work out every day?"

Or how many hours a day do you workout.
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on January 11, 2008, 09:30:00 PM
STFU

It seems "laurion" hasn't yet learned "his" place on getbig yet.
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: Big Worm on January 11, 2008, 09:33:00 PM
LMAO
GTFO
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 12, 2008, 05:17:19 AM
the best one is when some fat person tries to make conversation and ask you about losing weight..

I say "eat less" and their reaction is like you have insulted their mother and kids.
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: cht868 on January 12, 2008, 05:24:45 AM
the best one is when some fat person tries to make conversation and ask you about losing weight..

I say "eat less" and their reaction is like you have insulted their mother and kids.

hahahaha
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: peroni on January 12, 2008, 05:28:50 AM
"oh great. You also have a big pickup truck. Would you mind helping me move? Just the heavy stuff. I can get the rest myself"
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 12, 2008, 05:35:30 AM
"oh great. You also have a big pickup truck. Would you mind helping me move? Just the heavy stuff. I can get the rest myself"

my girlfriend and I have already had this conversation, I told her that I have "gym muscles" and they are for looking pretty and not really usefull for doing anything else  :P


so anything involving manual labor, she knows my answer already 
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: gtbro1 on January 12, 2008, 06:12:07 AM

so anything involving manual labor, she knows my answer already 

 ah...so you are lazy.
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: The Master on January 12, 2008, 06:19:15 AM
ah...so you are lazy.

Manual labour = waste of time.

If you can get somebody to do it for you, then get them to do it.
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: freespirit on January 12, 2008, 06:23:29 AM
English not ferst language that& speak yoo right laurion?

Dave Czech, where's he been?
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: Board_SHERIF on January 12, 2008, 06:24:21 AM
Hey man how much do you BENCH PRESS ( surprizingly not how much do you dead-lift or squat or shoulder press ) quickly followed by lets arm wrestle!

My girlfriend of 9 years has three younger sisters naturally they have all dated since they were 10 ( lack of father  ;D ) so I've heard this one quite a bit.

Anyone else got good ones?

They also still say "Do you workout ?" and then follow with "I used to workout but ......"
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: freespirit on January 12, 2008, 06:26:07 AM
Manual labour = waste of time.


You wouldn't live in a house if it wasn't built, manually.
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: SF1900 on January 12, 2008, 06:26:50 AM
Well, the girls usually dont say much and just swoon over my large, muscular physique which is equipped with my 20 inch pythons :::flexes them now:::...after that I tell the bitches to get out of my grill (slang for face) and that I am a playa. Don't hate the playa, hate the game. It's not my fault im so good looking. :(
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: Alex A on January 12, 2008, 06:35:54 AM
Some pretty  fat guy ive never seen at the gym comes up to me, in between sets, I have my headphones on and says " Ive been Steaming my vegetables"

I say..."oh thats good"  What am i supposed to say? 

A common question I get is "what do you eat man?"
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: muscularny on January 12, 2008, 06:41:43 AM
ok i noticed the following trend

older guys I work with say 50+ always have a story about either they or someone in their family had the same built years ago and they would bench 800lbs while reading a bood and tieing their shoes

middle age guys: say so many different things I can go on and on some say "do you compete" some "how do I get more mass"

Guys semi close to me always wonder: do women really like all this muscle (im no coleman or cutler but way larger then the avg guy who trains) always use the same answer "male strip clubs put on stage what women like, I doubt they put fat balding slobs on stage"

females:

spanish chics: oh my gahhh papi you so strong

italian chics: my ex was a bodybuilder kinda like you but taller and bigger and owned tons of cash businesses

jewish chics: you should join a gym this one next to my house opened up its real cheap, then I say "I already have a gym membership" then they say "wow you workout you must of just started"

older ladies: they just say what they truly feel, no bullshit no thinking what i will think if they say whatever

fat girls: they cop a feel and run

and once you land a chic on a few dates almost all say the same shit:

"you look good now anything bigger and you wont look good"
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: SF1900 on January 12, 2008, 06:45:07 AM
ok i noticed the following trend

older guys I work with say 50+ always have a story about either they or someone in their family had the same built years ago and they would bench 800lbs while reading a bood and tieing their shoes

middle age guys: say so many different things I can go on and on some say "do you compete" some "how do I get more mass"

Guys semi close to me always wonder: do women really like all this muscle (im no coleman or cutler but way larger then the avg guy who trains) always use the same answer "male strip clubs put on stage what women like, I doubt they put fat balding slobs on stage"

females:

spanish chics: oh my gahhh papi you so strong

italian chics: my ex was a bodybuilder kinda like you but taller and bigger and owned tons of cash businesses

jewish chics: you should join a gym this one next to my house opened up its real cheap, then I say "I already have a gym membership" then they say "wow you workout you must of just started"

older ladies: they just say what they truly feel, no bullshit no thinking what i will think if they say whatever

fat girls: they cop a feel and run

and once you land a chic on a few dates almost all say the same shit:

"you look good now anything bigger and you wont look good"

That is when you chase those fat chicks down, pick them up and take them back to your place for a good blowjob and possibly fuck them if you cant stand the sight of them naked. Don't you know fat  chicks are insecure and will let you say or do whatever you want to them :) lol.....Pick up those fat chicks and make me proud!
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: The Master on January 12, 2008, 06:45:27 AM
You wouldn't live in a house if it wasn't built, manually.

The point was and still is: For Debussey, doing manual labour is a waste of time. Debussey has better things to spend its time doing, and would rather have someone else do the manual labour for it, in exchange for cash.

Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: emn1964 on January 12, 2008, 06:46:56 AM
Hey man how much do you BENCH PRESS ( surprizingly not how much do you dead-lift or squat or shoulder press ) quickly followed by lets arm wrestle!

My girlfriend of 9 years has three younger sisters naturally they have all dated since they were 10 ( lack of father  ;D ) so I've heard this one quite a bit.

Anyone else got good ones?

This reminds me of just about every thread I've ever seen on MD
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: the_doc on January 12, 2008, 06:52:19 AM
I look like regular Joe nowadays. When I actually lived a BB lifestyle age 17/18 people said funny things to me like " do you take steroids, creatine, how many eggs do you eat. My favouriite was "where did you get the muscles form?". I was never big. best shape was 198 at 8% which i could only hold for a few weeks. I didn't drink back then. Now like a lot of Irish i drink whenever i'm not at work so the gym and physique hit the road. Funny thing is when i now meet a big guy/Bb I ask him lots of questions prpobably just like any kid who asked me silly questions when i had muscles.
The Doc
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: gtbro1 on January 12, 2008, 06:53:14 AM
Manual labour = waste of time.

If you can get somebody to do it for you, then get them to do it.

lazy fuck
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: The Master on January 12, 2008, 07:03:32 AM
lazy fuck

You might call it lazyness.

Debussey calls it "better allocation of ones time for max productivity".

Doing manual labour if one can spend ones time on much more productive pursuits that yields better results, is a waste of time.

Doing an honest days work of manual labour if this = your chosen thing, then fine. Doing manual labour instead of something much better just to be able to think that one = "not lazy" = stupidity.

Manual labour has no "idealistic" value in itself.

Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: KillerMonk on January 12, 2008, 07:24:49 AM
When i was BIG it was all drugs and hardwork this was nearly 10 years ago when i was on a suicide run,i was at the gym doing lat pulldowns and i heard this guy say to his girlfreind "His all drugs" I thought how insightfull,"How much do you Benchpress"was common as was this skinny kid allways following me around asking questions this skinny kid became a freind to cut a story short and is now at Pro level size 10 years later, hes on everything but has a lucrative job in private high end security and gets asked ridiculous questions now he goes to the gym with headphones and ignores everyone ;D

Im small at 280 most of it love handles and natural how times change as do priorities as you grow older and wiser.
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: JediKnight on January 12, 2008, 07:43:58 AM
I always get this at the gym,, someone comes over and says, "your pretty big,,can you give me a spot." , then they try and tell me about their workout and diet and the next day I try and not make eye contact with them because now they wanna talk and try to be my friend,, all i want to do is just workout.
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: gtbro1 on January 12, 2008, 07:46:15 AM
  I usually just get mobbed by the female members wanting sex.
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: The Master on January 12, 2008, 07:53:56 AM
  I usually just get mobbed by the female members wanting sex.

With the promise of doing "manual labour" on them, you can get far ;D
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: nycbull on January 12, 2008, 10:26:09 AM


"you look good now anything bigger and you wont look good"

hahah, yea thats a good, one, everyone always offers up that gem as if you care about their opinion.

I always get, my boyfriend used to look like you.
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: dov on January 12, 2008, 11:29:32 AM
My girlfriend of 9 years has three younger sisters
wow..9 years? glad to see you not succomb to the pressures of society :)
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: Army of One on January 12, 2008, 11:39:46 AM
I always get "how can this be, I always heard that steroids shrunk your cock"
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: DK II on January 12, 2008, 11:42:46 AM
Hey man how much do you BENCH PRESS ( surprizingly not how much do you dead-lift or squat or shoulder press ) quickly followed by lets arm wrestle!

My girlfriend of 9 years has three younger sisters naturally they have all dated since they were 10 ( lack of father  ;D ) so I've heard this one quite a bit.

Anyone else got good ones?

Your gf is nine years old???? SICK BASTARD!!!
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on January 12, 2008, 11:53:59 AM
Whats wrong with that?  ;D
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: DK II on January 12, 2008, 11:55:55 AM
Whats wrong with that?  ;D

how's your chinese today? Don't make your momma cry, look into the books some more.  ;D
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: JasonH on January 12, 2008, 01:11:29 PM
Hey man how much do you BENCH PRESS ( surprizingly not how much do you dead-lift or squat or shoulder press ) quickly followed by lets arm wrestle!

My girlfriend of 9 years has three younger sisters naturally they have all dated since they were 10 ( lack of father  ;D ) so I've heard this one quite a bit.

Anyone else got good ones?

I always get "you look like your good at the rolling thunder".

True story.
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: beatmaster on January 12, 2008, 01:19:24 PM

or you get ''wow you work out'' and then they try to give you advise but they have no idea of what their talking about or they look like shit, overweight, skinny
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: JasonH on January 12, 2008, 01:35:48 PM
or you get ''wow you work out'' and then they try to give you advise but they have no idea of what their talking about or they look like shit, overweight, skinny

True, or you get the little lecture about how their cousin/friend/cat/dog used to train but then stopped and all that muscle "turned into" fat.
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: sync pulse on January 12, 2008, 02:12:12 PM
I get, "I'll call you the next time I need some heavy lifting done."
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on January 12, 2008, 02:19:11 PM
 ;)
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Post by: SF1900 on January 12, 2008, 07:02:06 PM
;)

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Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: laurion on January 13, 2008, 08:02:20 AM
Your gf is nine years old???? SICK BASTARD!!!

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: The Squadfather on January 13, 2008, 08:24:01 AM
When i was BIG it was all drugs and hardwork this was nearly 10 years ago when i was on a suicide run,i was at the gym doing lat pulldowns and i heard this guy say to his girlfreind "His all drugs" I thought how insightfull,"How much do you Benchpress"was common as was this skinny kid allways following me around asking questions this skinny kid became a freind to cut a story short and is now at Pro level size 10 years later, hes on everything but has a lucrative job in private high end security and gets asked ridiculous questions now he goes to the gym with headphones and ignores everyone ;D

Im small at 280 most of it love handles and natural how times change as do priorities as you grow older and wiser.
epic "back in the day i was a monster" bullshit.
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: busyB on January 13, 2008, 08:28:40 AM
Your gf is nine years old???? SICK BASTARD!!!

That is what I thought when I first read this!!

What are you doing dating 10 year olds?!? They dont even have a pube on their little box yet.  :-\
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: Earl1972 on January 13, 2008, 11:17:41 AM
"do you workout"

most just sneak peeks when they think i'm not looking 8)

E
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: Deadpool on January 13, 2008, 11:21:57 AM
how much do you bench?  I always say I don't lift weights  ;)
Title: Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 13, 2008, 11:39:04 AM
how much do you bench?  I always say I don't lift weights  ;)

they must mistake you for a power lifter