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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: laurion on January 11, 2008, 08:12:47 PM
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Hey man how much do you BENCH PRESS ( surprizingly not how much do you dead-lift or squat or shoulder press ) quickly followed by lets arm wrestle!
My girlfriend of 9 years has three younger sisters naturally they have all dated since they were 10 ( lack of father ;D ) so I've heard this one quite a bit.
Anyone else got good ones?
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Hey man how much do you BENCH PRESS ( surprizingly not how much do you dead-lift or squat or shoulder press ) quickly followed by lets arm wrestle!
My girlfriend of 9 years has three younger sisters naturally they have all dated since they were 10 ( lack of father ;D ) so I've heard this one quite a bit.
Anyone else got good ones?
Hey man...what do you take? So eh...how much can you weight lift?
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women want to arm wrestle you? you must be quite the huge monster.
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women want to arm wrestle you? you must be quite the huge monster.
Good point hahah
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LOL you might have miss-read squad :'(
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I always get .. "hey man..You're pretty big..You work out ?"
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How many sit ups do I have to do to get abs? Like 100 every day or something?
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Maybe should clarify that it's the boyfriends over the years asking ....
Sorry, I thought you could figure small things out on yer own. Next time I'll talk slow.
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LOL you might have miss-read squad :'(
I think you mean "misread" Nice to see that ol' GED working out well for you.
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I think you mean "misread" Nice to see that ol' GED working out well for you.
GED are is the koolist
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I just look at them and say deadpan, "Oh, I don't work out at all. I just take a lot of steroids!" ;D
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I think you mean "misread" Nice to see that ol' GED working out well for you.
How did you know ;D
One extra s and a hyphen deserves a comment...... use spell checker often ?
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Hey man how much do you BENCH PRESS ( surprizingly not how much do you dead-lift or squat or shoulder press ) quickly followed by lets arm wrestle!
My girlfriend of 9 years has three younger sisters naturally they have all dated since they were 10 ( lack of father ;D ) so I've heard this one quite a bit.
Anyone else got good ones?
what other gay stories will you "share"?
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How did you know ;D
One extra s and a hyphen deserves a comment...... use spell checker often ?
Whoa, calm down there buddy. No need to get all pissy. I was just trying to be helpful.
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All signs point to we have a live one... ::)
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Whoa, calm down there buddy. No need to get all pissy. I was just trying to be helpful.
Not pissed
Slowly talking .....
"How did you know" was meant showing humor regarding my GED.
Besides is this English 101 the forum?
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I usually get "hey man, you have a very symmetrical body".. I'm not big but I have a pretty good physique
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Not pissed
Slowly talking .....
"How did you know" was meant showing humor regarding my GED.
Besides is this English 101 the forum?
Listen, let me give you some advice. I think you should get some thicker skin if you wanna survive on getbig.
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Listen, let me give you some advice. I think you should get some thicker skin if you wanna survive on getbig.
Lauri-ann is getting a little "raggy" lately....
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Listen, let me give you some advice. I think you should get some thicker skin if you wanna survive on getbig.
Okay thanks for all your help.
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Okay thanks for all your help.
No prob. That's what I'm here for. ;)
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Okay thanks for all your help.
Noob.
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Noob.
Are you saying "lauri-ann" rolled over in the submissive position faster than a poodle with Cesar Milan?
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Listen, let me give you some advice. I think you should get some thicker skin if you wanna survive on getbig.
Lauri-ann is getting a little "raggy" lately....
Looks like "she" isnt going to make it out alive.
Jason
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Looks like "she" isnt going to make it out alive.
Jason
Creates Getbig thread, gets dissed, life over ::)
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Creates Getbig thread, gets dissed, life over ::)
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Creates Getbig thread, gets dissed, life over ::)
Well, if you're gonna off yourself, do it quietly... try not to make a mess all over the board! ::)
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Creates Getbig thread, gets dissed, life over ::)
You said it, not us ;)
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I often get the "How many weeks have you been training"? question.
Pretty common, right guys?
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I bash them in the face with an elbow then stand over them doing a most muscular.
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I bash them in the face with an elbow then stand over them doing a most muscular.
LMAO
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LMAO
STFU
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English not ferst language that& speak yoo right laurion?
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I always get, "How many times a week do you workout?" or "Do you work out every day?"
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I always get, "How many times a week do you workout?" or "Do you work out every day?"
Or how many hours a day do you workout.
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STFU
It seems "laurion" hasn't yet learned "his" place on getbig yet.
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LMAO
GTFO
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the best one is when some fat person tries to make conversation and ask you about losing weight..
I say "eat less" and their reaction is like you have insulted their mother and kids.
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the best one is when some fat person tries to make conversation and ask you about losing weight..
I say "eat less" and their reaction is like you have insulted their mother and kids.
hahahaha
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"oh great. You also have a big pickup truck. Would you mind helping me move? Just the heavy stuff. I can get the rest myself"
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"oh great. You also have a big pickup truck. Would you mind helping me move? Just the heavy stuff. I can get the rest myself"
my girlfriend and I have already had this conversation, I told her that I have "gym muscles" and they are for looking pretty and not really usefull for doing anything else :P
so anything involving manual labor, she knows my answer already
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so anything involving manual labor, she knows my answer already
ah...so you are lazy.
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ah...so you are lazy.
Manual labour = waste of time.
If you can get somebody to do it for you, then get them to do it.
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English not ferst language that& speak yoo right laurion?
Dave Czech, where's he been?
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Hey man how much do you BENCH PRESS ( surprizingly not how much do you dead-lift or squat or shoulder press ) quickly followed by lets arm wrestle!
My girlfriend of 9 years has three younger sisters naturally they have all dated since they were 10 ( lack of father ;D ) so I've heard this one quite a bit.
Anyone else got good ones?
They also still say "Do you workout ?" and then follow with "I used to workout but ......"
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Manual labour = waste of time.
You wouldn't live in a house if it wasn't built, manually.
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Well, the girls usually dont say much and just swoon over my large, muscular physique which is equipped with my 20 inch pythons :::flexes them now:::...after that I tell the bitches to get out of my grill (slang for face) and that I am a playa. Don't hate the playa, hate the game. It's not my fault im so good looking. :(
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Some pretty fat guy ive never seen at the gym comes up to me, in between sets, I have my headphones on and says " Ive been Steaming my vegetables"
I say..."oh thats good" What am i supposed to say?
A common question I get is "what do you eat man?"
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ok i noticed the following trend
older guys I work with say 50+ always have a story about either they or someone in their family had the same built years ago and they would bench 800lbs while reading a bood and tieing their shoes
middle age guys: say so many different things I can go on and on some say "do you compete" some "how do I get more mass"
Guys semi close to me always wonder: do women really like all this muscle (im no coleman or cutler but way larger then the avg guy who trains) always use the same answer "male strip clubs put on stage what women like, I doubt they put fat balding slobs on stage"
females:
spanish chics: oh my gahhh papi you so strong
italian chics: my ex was a bodybuilder kinda like you but taller and bigger and owned tons of cash businesses
jewish chics: you should join a gym this one next to my house opened up its real cheap, then I say "I already have a gym membership" then they say "wow you workout you must of just started"
older ladies: they just say what they truly feel, no bullshit no thinking what i will think if they say whatever
fat girls: they cop a feel and run
and once you land a chic on a few dates almost all say the same shit:
"you look good now anything bigger and you wont look good"
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ok i noticed the following trend
older guys I work with say 50+ always have a story about either they or someone in their family had the same built years ago and they would bench 800lbs while reading a bood and tieing their shoes
middle age guys: say so many different things I can go on and on some say "do you compete" some "how do I get more mass"
Guys semi close to me always wonder: do women really like all this muscle (im no coleman or cutler but way larger then the avg guy who trains) always use the same answer "male strip clubs put on stage what women like, I doubt they put fat balding slobs on stage"
females:
spanish chics: oh my gahhh papi you so strong
italian chics: my ex was a bodybuilder kinda like you but taller and bigger and owned tons of cash businesses
jewish chics: you should join a gym this one next to my house opened up its real cheap, then I say "I already have a gym membership" then they say "wow you workout you must of just started"
older ladies: they just say what they truly feel, no bullshit no thinking what i will think if they say whatever
fat girls: they cop a feel and run
and once you land a chic on a few dates almost all say the same shit:
"you look good now anything bigger and you wont look good"
That is when you chase those fat chicks down, pick them up and take them back to your place for a good blowjob and possibly fuck them if you cant stand the sight of them naked. Don't you know fat chicks are insecure and will let you say or do whatever you want to them :) lol.....Pick up those fat chicks and make me proud!
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You wouldn't live in a house if it wasn't built, manually.
The point was and still is: For Debussey, doing manual labour is a waste of time. Debussey has better things to spend its time doing, and would rather have someone else do the manual labour for it, in exchange for cash.
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Hey man how much do you BENCH PRESS ( surprizingly not how much do you dead-lift or squat or shoulder press ) quickly followed by lets arm wrestle!
My girlfriend of 9 years has three younger sisters naturally they have all dated since they were 10 ( lack of father ;D ) so I've heard this one quite a bit.
Anyone else got good ones?
This reminds me of just about every thread I've ever seen on MD
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I look like regular Joe nowadays. When I actually lived a BB lifestyle age 17/18 people said funny things to me like " do you take steroids, creatine, how many eggs do you eat. My favouriite was "where did you get the muscles form?". I was never big. best shape was 198 at 8% which i could only hold for a few weeks. I didn't drink back then. Now like a lot of Irish i drink whenever i'm not at work so the gym and physique hit the road. Funny thing is when i now meet a big guy/Bb I ask him lots of questions prpobably just like any kid who asked me silly questions when i had muscles.
The Doc
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Manual labour = waste of time.
If you can get somebody to do it for you, then get them to do it.
lazy fuck
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lazy fuck
You might call it lazyness.
Debussey calls it "better allocation of ones time for max productivity".
Doing manual labour if one can spend ones time on much more productive pursuits that yields better results, is a waste of time.
Doing an honest days work of manual labour if this = your chosen thing, then fine. Doing manual labour instead of something much better just to be able to think that one = "not lazy" = stupidity.
Manual labour has no "idealistic" value in itself.
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When i was BIG it was all drugs and hardwork this was nearly 10 years ago when i was on a suicide run,i was at the gym doing lat pulldowns and i heard this guy say to his girlfreind "His all drugs" I thought how insightfull,"How much do you Benchpress"was common as was this skinny kid allways following me around asking questions this skinny kid became a freind to cut a story short and is now at Pro level size 10 years later, hes on everything but has a lucrative job in private high end security and gets asked ridiculous questions now he goes to the gym with headphones and ignores everyone ;D
Im small at 280 most of it love handles and natural how times change as do priorities as you grow older and wiser.
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I always get this at the gym,, someone comes over and says, "your pretty big,,can you give me a spot." , then they try and tell me about their workout and diet and the next day I try and not make eye contact with them because now they wanna talk and try to be my friend,, all i want to do is just workout.
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I usually just get mobbed by the female members wanting sex.
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I usually just get mobbed by the female members wanting sex.
With the promise of doing "manual labour" on them, you can get far ;D
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"you look good now anything bigger and you wont look good"
hahah, yea thats a good, one, everyone always offers up that gem as if you care about their opinion.
I always get, my boyfriend used to look like you.
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My girlfriend of 9 years has three younger sisters
wow..9 years? glad to see you not succomb to the pressures of society :)
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I always get "how can this be, I always heard that steroids shrunk your cock"
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Hey man how much do you BENCH PRESS ( surprizingly not how much do you dead-lift or squat or shoulder press ) quickly followed by lets arm wrestle!
My girlfriend of 9 years has three younger sisters naturally they have all dated since they were 10 ( lack of father ;D ) so I've heard this one quite a bit.
Anyone else got good ones?
Your gf is nine years old???? SICK BASTARD!!!
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Whats wrong with that? ;D
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Whats wrong with that? ;D
how's your chinese today? Don't make your momma cry, look into the books some more. ;D
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Hey man how much do you BENCH PRESS ( surprizingly not how much do you dead-lift or squat or shoulder press ) quickly followed by lets arm wrestle!
My girlfriend of 9 years has three younger sisters naturally they have all dated since they were 10 ( lack of father ;D ) so I've heard this one quite a bit.
Anyone else got good ones?
I always get "you look like your good at the rolling thunder".
True story.
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or you get ''wow you work out'' and then they try to give you advise but they have no idea of what their talking about or they look like shit, overweight, skinny
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or you get ''wow you work out'' and then they try to give you advise but they have no idea of what their talking about or they look like shit, overweight, skinny
True, or you get the little lecture about how their cousin/friend/cat/dog used to train but then stopped and all that muscle "turned into" fat.
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I get, "I'll call you the next time I need some heavy lifting done."
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;)
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;)
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Your gf is nine years old???? SICK BASTARD!!!
;D ;D
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When i was BIG it was all drugs and hardwork this was nearly 10 years ago when i was on a suicide run,i was at the gym doing lat pulldowns and i heard this guy say to his girlfreind "His all drugs" I thought how insightfull,"How much do you Benchpress"was common as was this skinny kid allways following me around asking questions this skinny kid became a freind to cut a story short and is now at Pro level size 10 years later, hes on everything but has a lucrative job in private high end security and gets asked ridiculous questions now he goes to the gym with headphones and ignores everyone ;D
Im small at 280 most of it love handles and natural how times change as do priorities as you grow older and wiser.
epic "back in the day i was a monster" bullshit.
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Your gf is nine years old???? SICK BASTARD!!!
That is what I thought when I first read this!!
What are you doing dating 10 year olds?!? They dont even have a pube on their little box yet. :-\
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"do you workout"
most just sneak peeks when they think i'm not looking 8)
E
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how much do you bench? I always say I don't lift weights ;)
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how much do you bench? I always say I don't lift weights ;)
they must mistake you for a power lifter