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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: The Squadfather on January 15, 2008, 01:21:31 PM
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it makes me laugh how many of you mirror posing princesses think you could fight Kimbo because you press 300, 400, 500, 600 or whatever you lift, let's hear from some of you delusionites.
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(http://www.touchgloves.com/news/kimbo_sliceimage2.jpg)
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it makes me laugh how many of you mirror posing princesses think you could fight Kimbo because you press 300, 400, 500, 600 or whatever you lift, let's hear from some of you delusionites.
What if you start your own porn site, and make a movie with Caramella Bing? www.fuckFather.com could bring you money, and Carmella Bing's pussy.
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Well 2 guys already claimed they would, but there's gotta be more willing to throw hands with that beast.
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it makes me laugh how many of you mirror posing princesses think you could fight Kimbo because you press 300, 400, 500, 600 or whatever you lift, let's hear from some of you delusionites.
What about us plate glass posing princesses?
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Your fighting ability is directly proportional to how much you can bench press. A guy who can bench 315 for 6 reps will always beat a guy who can bench press 315 for 5 reps. Mike Tyson lost to Lennox Lewis late in his career because at the time Lennox was able to bench press a bit more than Mike.
That said, anyone here who can bench press more than Kimbo can take him in a fight.
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I wouldn't go within 10 feet of that neegar even if I had a knife!
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(http://www.touchgloves.com/news/kimbo_sliceimage2.jpg)
there isn't a bodybuulder in the world who could touch that animal, i would pay money to see some Hammer Strength pressing, machine supersetting, drug bloated princess of an IFBB pro fight that guy, it would make my year. :D
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Your fighting ability is directly proportional to how much you can bench press. A guy who can bench 315 for 6 reps will always beat a guy who can bench press 315 for 5 reps. Mike Tyson lost to Lennox Lewis late in his career because at the time Lennox was able to bench press a bit more than Mike.
That said, anyone here who can bench press more than Kimbo can take him in a fight.
;D
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Big, scary black man would eat me for breakfeast :( :'(
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Your fighting ability is directly proportional to how much you can bench press. A guy who can bench 315 for 6 reps will always beat a guy who can bench press 315 for 5 reps. Mike Tyson lost to Lennox Lewis late in his career because at the time Lennox was able to bench press a bit more than Mike.
That said, anyone here who can bench press more than Kimbo can take him in a fight.
Nasser would be unstoppable then !
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you tell us, fat man.
aren't you the one who bragged he could smash jones jr. in a street fight?
speaking of 'delusionites'
::)
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I have fought a lot of fights, and gotten in the cage with no cage experience and 5 minutes notice------and there isnt anything that would make me fight Kimbo. I may be crazy, but I am not retarted.
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Well 2 guys already claimed they would, but there's gotta be more willing to throw hands with that beast.
And who are these two liars?
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i wouldn't fight that nigggah
would you SF?
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What about us plate glass posing princesses?
yet i've never claimed that i would come within ten feet of that beast.
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i wouldn't fight that nigggah
would you SF?
i wouldn't fight that fuccker if i had a gun.
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do you think tyson would fight him?
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And who are these two liars?
Magoo and SincitySmallguy said he showed a video of Kimbo fighting to his father and he claimed he could beat him ::)
The guys was already a wrecking machine and now is training seriously..come on.
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I think Mr. Magoo said he would blow him as well as fight him.
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I think Mr. Magoo said he would blow him as well as fight him.
hahahaha.
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that's said both klitschko brothers would kill that nugga
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do you think tyson would fight him?
Mike Tyson challenged Bob Sapp a while back to fight that same night, which was well after Tyson's prime. Sapp talked pretty tough but still backed out of the challenge.
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it makes me laugh how many of you mirror posing princesses think you could fight Kimbo because you press 300, 400, 500, 600 or whatever you lift, let's hear from some of you delusionites.
Who's that guy, "Kimbo"? What a gay name, i think i could knock him out in no time!
BANG to the face and out!
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Mike Tyson challenged Bob Sapp a while back to fight that same night, which was well after Tyson's prime. Sapp talked pretty tough but still backed out of the challenge.
Because Bob Sapp has no striking ability and fighting Tyson in K-1 under boxing rules would lead to him getting wrecked. He's not an idiot.
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Because Bob Sapp has no striking ability and fighting Tyson in K-1 under boxing rules would lead to him getting wrecked. He's not an idiot.
i loved when Crocop shattered his face and made him cry. ;D
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i loved when Crocop shattered his face and made him cry. ;D
Hahaha, that was a great fight. Seeing some 350 pound ape bawling on the ground was priceless.
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My money is on this guy right here . He would fuck shit up , he's all about business !
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(http://www.touchgloves.com/news/kimbo_sliceimage2.jpg)
That hair on his shoulders is so HOT :-X Never seen anything like that on a black man i don't think.
Lisa
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How much Money would I get for it?
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Nice corporate logo on his left forearm. ::)
He also needs a new belt.
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How much Money would I get for it?
you better hope it would be enough to cover your hospital bills and physical therapy after you get out.
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No way, he's a bad muthafucka!
8)
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you better hope it would be enough to cover your hospital bills and physical therapy after you get out.
LMAO, i think 'Spinnis' believes he would survive it... :o :o ;D ;D
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you better hope it would be enough to cover your hospital bills and physical therapy after you get out.
His latest fight the oppotent probably got atlest 10/20,000$ for it.
And Hell yeah I would do it for 20,000 :)
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LMAO, i think 'Spinnis' believes he would survive it... :o :o ;D ;D
tell you what, you better be ready to feel that sensation of your brain rattling against the side of your skull and your mouth eating some concrete because you can bet that son of a bitch hits like a mule kick.
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How much would I get paid?
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then again you can't compare an experienced fighter to us (wannaber)bbers
i have only been twice in a fight in my whole life and i have to say that i have no interests in being in more...PEACE MY BROTHERS,we should all hug eachother and fuck fights!
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tell you what, you better be ready to feel that sensation of your brain rattling against the side of your skull and your mouth eating some concrete because you can bet that son of a bitch hits like a mule kick.
I bet my ass you won't feel the concrete. ;D ;D ;D
Later when you awake in hospital and the medication wears off, maybe... ;D ;D
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LMAO, i think 'Spinnis' believes he would survive it... :o :o ;D ;D
I would.. :)
I would probably be in alot of pain, but for 20,000 hell yes.
Im talking about UFC rules
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Magoo and SincitySmallguy said he showed a video of Kimbo fighting to his father and he claimed he could beat him ::)
The guys was already a wrecking machine and now is training seriously..come on.
back in 2003 when he was just some fresh-outta-prison thug fighting slobs in backyards? sure.
2007 when he shows up all drugged-up 40 pounds heavier after training with bas rutten? hellllllll no.
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back in 2003 when he was just some fresh-outta-prison thug fighting slobs in backyards? sure.
2007 when he shows up all drugged-up 40 pounds heavier after training with bas rutten? hellllllll no.
no no you claimed a year ago you would fight him cause "what's the big deal I've been hit before".....hahahaha! ;D
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no no you claimed a year ago you would fight him cause "what's the big deal I've been hit before".....hahahaha! ;D
haha, dude that was back on mayhem. i haven't posted there in about three years. i said that after everyone else was saying "i wouldn't fight him if i got paid for it!" and i thought "fuck it, i sure would!"
this was also when the only video of him was the one where he fought some fatass in a yard and thumbed the dude's eye out.
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no no you claimed a year ago you would fight him cause "what's the big deal I've been hit before".....hahahaha! ;D
Should we really be surprised he's denying it now?
Magoo could probably KO him with a musclebear hug.
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haha, dude that was back on mayhem. i haven't posted there in about three years. i said that after everyone else was saying "i wouldn't fight him if i got paid for it!" and i thought "fuck it, i sure would!"
this was also when the only video of him was the one where he fought some fatass in a yard and thumbed the dude's eye out.
Well from what i remember DP started a thread on the V and you said yeah you would and that was less then a yr ago ;)
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Well from what i remember DP started a thread on the V and you said yeah you would and that was less then a yr ago ;)
i remember one where i was just bullshitting around, mostly because that's been one of those things people just don't stop bringing up (despite that most of 'em are just repeating something they heard from someone else ::) ), but that's all.
one of these days i need to either just run with it and say i'd kick kimbo's ass until he cried for his mama, or stop talking about it entirely. :-\
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i'd fight him.
but don't ask me do anything that really requires balls, like posting a pic - im tough but im not THAT tough!
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i remember one where i was just bullshitting around, mostly because that's been one of those things people just don't stop bringing up (despite that most of 'em are just repeating something they heard from someone else ::) ), but that's all.
one of these days i need to either just run with it and say i'd kick kimbo's ass until he cried for his mama, or stop talking about it entirely. :-\
Dude here's th thread from oct where you said you would if there was money involved ;D
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=177705.0
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if i get paid no matter what, why not? i'll get KO'd for a few thousand dollars.
and i stand by that statement! :D
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looks dumb as a monkey. ;D
another brave mouthpiece via the internet
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magoo is a bad ass. what can i say.
FEAR IS NO FACTOR FOR YOU!
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and i stand by that statement! :D
So you take a chance of getting your face fist raped for 3g's ???
Fuck there's a chance you could get your eyeball popped out or get a broken jaw and having a broken jaw before i say fcuk that! no way... not enough money in the world for me to eat through a straw. ;D
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I want to see him fight Lesnar. Although I suspect it would be Kimbo owning him standing and Lesnar winning if it went to the ground.
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I want to see him fight Lesnar. Although I suspect it would be Kimbo owning him standing and Lesnar winning if it went to the ground.
kimbo will be very carefully matched. im surprised they even let him fight kimbo this early as he has a knock out chance
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I'd never be able to fight Kimbo, main reason being I'd never be able to get past the overwhelming cocobutter stench.
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I wouldn't choose to fight Kimbo but I would fight anyone including Kimbo if my life was threatened.
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kimbo will be very carefully matched. im surprised they even let him fight kimbo this early as he has a knock out chance
Shadow boxing ???
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So you take a chance of getting your face fist raped for 3g's ???
Fuck there's a chance you could get your eyeball popped out or get a broken jaw and having a broken jaw before i say fcuk that! no way... not enough money in the world for me to eat through a straw. ;D
depends on the amount. besides, i don't think i'd last long enough for him to do that much damage. :-X
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depends on the amount. besides, i don't think i'd last long enough for him to do that much damage. :-X
good tactic would be to bum rush him and clinch. let him fall on top of you and tap out like crazy before he gets the chance to hit you.
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depends on the amount. besides, i don't think i'd last long enough for him to do that much damage. :-X
Whats the longest you have last with a dude, in a fight?
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Whats the longest you have last with a dude, in a fight?
what kinda fighting we're talking about here, pillow fighting does that count?
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Whats the longest you have last with a dude, in a fight?
you mean like a bar fight or something organized? sparring, back when i did that, i'd make it around 5 minutes before i was totally gassed out. i don't think i've ever been in a "real" fight that was longer than about 30 seconds. of course, i also haven't really been in very many (which i'm not aiming to change :P ).
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you mean like a bar fight or something organized? sparring, back when i did that, i'd make it around 5 minutes before i was totally gassed out. i don't think i've ever been in a "real" fight that was longer than about 30 seconds. of course, i also haven't really been in very many (which i'm not aiming to change :P ).
Exactly, 30 seconds. Do you know how long 30 seconds is with Kimbo? He'd knock you to tomorrow Rock Magoo.
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Exactly, 30 seconds. Do you know how long 30 seconds is with Kimbo? He'd knock you to tomorrow Rock Magoo.
exactly, i figure i'd be down after his first good shot. so long as it doesn't hit me in the teeth i'm golden! cha-ching! :D
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Derrick Anthony would Spit all over him, just like he did to the legend that once was Vince.
X
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That hair on his shoulders is so HOT :-X Never seen anything like that on a black man i don't think.
Lisa
Thats because kimbo is a real man.
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Exactly, 30 seconds. Do you know how long 30 seconds is with Kimbo? He'd knock you to tomorrow Rock Magoo.
even 30 seconds is an eternity with that beast, Kimbo would make someone's face look like hamburger in that time.
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I sure as hell would nt but this guy who works out at my gym, and lurks here, has said he would and even tried to have a fight arranged.
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I sure as hell would nt but this guy who works out at my gym, and lurks here, has said he would and even tried to have a fight arranged.
looks like a really tough guy in all seriousness, looks very skilled.
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I wouldnt fight him, and I agree that no bodybuilder could take him except mabey Huge Nasser.
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how many of you would line up in fear to lick his nats just so that you don't have to chew and taste that afro on his face :D ;D
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If Bimbo would threaten my life I would fight him - (A)nimal all the way.
I would lose my life but keep my dignity.
Other than that I would outsmart him 8)
p.s.: when is the Tank vs Bimbo fight....???
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Didn't he get his ass kicked by a 15 years old white boy? ::)
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If Bimbo would threaten my life I would fight him - (A)nimal all the way.
I would lose my life but keep my dignity.
Other than that I would outsmart him 8)
p.s.: when is the Tank vs Bimbo fight....???
From a more complete point of view, physical fighting ability does not equal much power.
A rich dude could just hire an assassin or a bunch of mercenaries.
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would i be allowed to wear my camo tapout tanktop and baggy zebra pants?
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From a more complete point of view, physical fighting ability does not equal much power.
A rich dude could just hire an assassin or a bunch of mercenaries.
You don't have to be rich.
The former eastern union and all it's states are a fountain of "fist for dollars".
The brother of a friend of mine got beat up by 8 guys when shopping - all in bright daylight[1]! These lowlifes even lived in the surrounding blocks - so he "knew" them.
Then the legal system started rollin'.... nothing happened.
For some dollars two astute gentleman were "invited" to take care of the fools.
Their every step is now guided by a walking stick 8)
p.s.:
A test for the brave of the brave of getbig...
Visit a whorehouse in Slovakia(or any eastern state) and dare to mock the hardworking ladies there.
Watch in awe when a door in the background opens - if you dare to look those "things" that come out in the eye for one second you get a cooky from me... one you can eat without teeth and a fullybody-cast ;D
[1] tapout shirt-status reported as unknown
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Watch in awe when a door in the background opens - if you dare to look those "things" that come out in the eye for one second you get a cooky from me... one you can eat without teeth and a fullybody-cast ;D
is english your second language, or are you just mentally retarded like daddy waddy and can't compose a sentence that is half comprehendable?
if english is your second language, then i apologise- carry on.
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many college level heavy weight wrestlers or good amature boxers could stomp a mudhole in Kimbos smelly ass. The guy is overrated for knocking out tomato cans. Hes the black butterbean..no hes worse, Butterbean would kill him.
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is english your second language, or are you just mentally retarded like daddy waddy and can't compose a sentence that is half comprehendable?
if english is your second language, then i apologise- carry on.
I'm fucked - both of the above mentioned is true.
I won't recover ;D
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many college level heavy weight wrestlers or good amature boxers could stomp a mudhole in Kimbos smelly ass. The guy is overrated for knocking out tomato cans. Hes the black butterbean..no hes worse, Butterbean would kill him.
Not the case anymore......He act looks pretty good
Bas Rutten is now training him.
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A human and an ape...doesn't sound like a fair match-up.
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He cant learn it all in 6 months, if he beats Tank Abbott, then you know this shit is fixed.
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He cant learn it all in 6 months, if he beats Tank Abbott, then you know this shit is fixed.
His biggest strength is that head...it could take a 10 lbs. sledge hammer at full swing and not faze his ass.
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yea hes got a cromagnon dome, but that chubby off duty cop from Boston put some dents in it, he made Kimbos posse cry :D
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yea hes got a cromagnon dome, but that chubby off duty cop from Boston put some dents in it, he made Kimbos posse cry :D
I've seen that video...kimbo ran out of gas. The cop won but face was a mess.
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.kimbo ran out of gas
::) more like got his Ass kicked twice, laying on the ground begging for mercy. ;D Kimbo took about 50 unanswered shots to the face from Gannon hahaha
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bones how are you you fat fcuk?
Large and in charge...and very happy ;D
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Aside from street bums, who has Kimbo beaten really? ???
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Well 2 guys already claimed they would, but there's gotta be more willing to throw hands with that beast.
I hope it actually happens too, they would get their asses handed to them ;D
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who is that Kimbo dude ?
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Aside from street bums, who has Kimbo beaten really? ???
On youtube there's a clip of a cage fight with him and I think some other brother...kimbo wins but it isn't anything special...I'm sure they want to build him up with weak fighters.
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if the fight stops when i say "uncle", and we are wearing boxing gloves; then id fight him. i think it would be fun to get my ass kicked by a semi-celebrity.
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On youtube there's a clip of a cage fight with him and I think some other brother...kimbo wins but it isn't anything special...I'm sure they want to build him up with weak fighters.
Even Tyson, someone with once great ability, used intimidation as a big role in his success. Kimbo is similar, but with far less talent. Just a ghetto thug who beats up untrained stream bums. Put him against a real boxer/fighter, he'll get ruined.
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why the fuck does it always revert back to 'fighting ability' lol
kimbo is an animal in a ring but god help us when he can string an eloquently put sentence together
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it makes me laugh how many of you mirror posing princesses think you could fight Kimbo because you press 300, 400, 500, 600 or whatever you lift, let's hear from some of you delusionites.
Well, I certainly think any bodybuilder could beat Kimbo, but Kimbo got owned by a nobody who later had a failed fighting career. Look here:
CD
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Kimbo will take Tank down and submit him. Just like he did to Mercer. Tank has no guard to speak of and his submission defense is a bottle of Jack Daniels.
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Well, I certainly think any bodybuilder could beat Kimbo, but Kimbo got owned by a nobody who later had a failed fighting career. Look here:
CD
You have no idea what you're talking about ::)
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Well, I certainly think any bodybuilder could beat Kimbo, but Kimbo got owned by a nobody who later had a failed fighting career. Look here:
CD
And this was before his MMA trainign with bas rutten ...So whats your point?
Fucking retard can you believe this guy? lol
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And this was before his MMA trainign with bas rutten ...So whats your point?
Fucking retard can you believe this guy? lol
Haha, I see that I left out a "don't". I meant to write: Well, I certainly DON'T think any bodybuilder could beat Kimbo
CD :-)
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Aside from street bums, who has Kimbo beaten really? ???
just some guy named ray mercer.
went by the nickname 'merciless'.
a former WBO heavyweight champion.
oh yeah, and an olympic gold medalist.
next time, do a little research before you open your stupid mouth.
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I don't know why any sane person would get into it with kimbo, I don't know alot about MMA but if you think you're a bad ass cause you lift weights this guy is gonna destroy you...I mean c'mon now.
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Baroni could take him
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I was walking in the gym after inclining 405 for 10 when this kimbo "guy" walks up to me asking wheter I was finished, I mean who does he think he is so I take of my hoodie so my camo tapout wifebeater becomes visible haha I've never seen anyone that scared in my life.
Than he ran away and I never saw him again.
::)
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Honestly, I wouldn't go within 200 yards of that guy if he was looking to fight someone. The guy was born to kill. There are some people on this earth who just have fighting in their blood, they are natural fighters, this guy was born to fight other people. I'm not saying he's the best at what he does, he's damn good at it, but he would kick my ass through my skull in 2 seconds.
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*Sigh*
I hope Kimbo's next fight is going to be against someone with actual skills.
He'll get owned badly.
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i think kimbo will make a pretty good mma guy here in a year or two, once he gets some cardio and some skills other than brawling,
would i fight him?
not with a baseball bat
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i think kimbo will make a pretty good mma guy here in a year or two, once he gets some cardio and some skills other than brawling,
would i fight him?
not with a baseball bat
i think you could knock out anyone with a baseball-bat
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seriously, i'd fight him for money. Yes, i would stand only the punchers chance, but if i was getting paid say 5,000 to get knocked out, count me in.
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seriously, i'd fight him for money. Yes, i would stand only the punchers chance, but if i was getting paid say 5,000 to get knocked out, count me in.
for money i would also fight him..i mean he would win but hey as long as i don't die or get serious damage i could use the money,for 10000 i would be in ;D
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so how LOW?
i'd get in the ring for 2500 min
vs sevataste? i'd PAY 25 haha
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kimbo is no deal for any getbigger!
Take for instance candidizzle, he'd bore kimbo to death in no time.
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for money i would also fight him..i mean he would win but hey as long as i don't die or get serious damage i could use the money,for 10000 i would be in ;D
You would crap your manties if kimbo got within 20 feet of your skinny ass ;)
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kimbo is no deal for any getbigger!
Take for instance candidizzle, he'd bore kimbo to death in no time.
you think klitschko would kill that nugga?
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you think klitschko would kill that nugga?
No way. The Klitschkos are boxers.
Kimbo getting his ass kicked:
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No way. The Klitschkos are boxers.
Kimbo getting his ass kicked:
so you say kimbo would win???i don't think so
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so you say kimbo would win???i don't think so
what rules?
boxing rules: Klitschko
UF: Kimbo
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If you guys think that Kimbo is the same fighter as then, well you're crazy.
Gannon was a trained fighter and Kimbo wasn't at the time.
Kimbo not trains with Bas Rutten and is 2-0 as a professional.
He's not as dumb as you think ''you know what I'm saying"
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kimbo seems like a nice guy.
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Kimbo eats babies for dinner
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just some guy named ray mercer.
went by the nickname 'merciless'.
a former WBO heavyweight champion.
oh yeah, and an olympic gold medalist.
next time, do a little research before you open your stupid mouth.
I mean a current contender, not a has been. Take your dick out of Kimbo's ass chief...haha ;)
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Pretty cool piece on Kimbo.
http://www.mmaontap.com/mma/category/Kimbo-Slice/
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Mercer is like 50 years old, suffers some liver problem and has no grappling skills.
"No One", you are a fucking idiot, hope this helps. ::)
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Kimbo is great but that ufc fight he had was ridiculous. Its extremely hard to envision that it was anything more than a straight setup. I guess the only thing going against that theory is that it was such a farcical situation that if you were faking it you'd probably be a little more subtle.