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Title: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: jaejonna on January 25, 2008, 12:11:53 PM
Ever have the same sex try and pick you up or "do" you ? what was your reaction ??


Me:

Almost every time at the nudie beach I would get offered blow jobs by gays. I would just say "sorry I am straight and not into guys", this was sufficient most of the time.  One guy would always ask me every time he saw me, finally I said "The very thought of another man touching me in anyway makes me sick to my stomach" - that finally worked  ;D


hahahahaha Everytime i go to a nudie beach ......
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: The Squadfather on January 25, 2008, 01:19:46 PM
translation=he sneaks behind the sand dunes and bottoms for hairy bears. :D
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: jaejonna on January 25, 2008, 01:49:34 PM
Nude beaches are for gays or creepy old dudes in thier 80's....thats like saying ..I go to the gay club and guys always offer to blow me hahahahah
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: The Squadfather on January 25, 2008, 01:54:21 PM
Nude beaches are for gays or creepy old dudes in thier 80's....thats like saying ..I go to the gay club and guys always offer to blow me hahahahah
are you implying that "board sherrif" is the type of "guy" who goes to a gay pride march armed with a baseball bat intent on beating up some gays and proving his "manhood" but upon getting there drops the bat and ends up on his knees devouring penis, JJ?
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: Fury on January 25, 2008, 02:32:17 PM
hahaha, could this British homo get any more pathetic. You must be doing something pretty faggy if men are "propositioning" you for blowjobs.
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: The Squadfather on January 25, 2008, 04:09:41 PM
hahaha, could this British #### get any more pathetic. You must be doing something pretty faggy if men are "propositioning" you for blowjobs.
hahahahaa, he's quite the pitiful little bottom twink is he not BF?
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: Geo on January 25, 2008, 07:12:45 PM
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Ever have the same sex try and pick you up or "do" you ? what was your reaction ??


Me:

Almost every time at the nudie beach I would get offered blow jobs by gays. I would just say "sorry I am straight and not into guys", this was sufficient most of the time.  One guy would always ask me every time he saw me, finally I said "The very thought of another man touching me in anyway makes me sick to my stomach" - that finally worked

obviously on the fence about coming out of the closet
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: chaos on January 25, 2008, 08:48:53 PM
This is the same "board sheriff" that has "selfsuck specialist" in his sig line?

Hahahahaa gayer than sucking your own dick.
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: CalvinH on January 26, 2008, 06:58:13 AM
He's from England right?
just the thought of a nude beach in England grosses me out :P
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: dan18 on January 26, 2008, 07:22:27 AM
He's from England right?
just the thought of a nude beach in England grosses me out :P

If  her  pussy looks anything like her teeth :-X Its kinda like pumphard running towards you on the beach in a thong.....aaahhhh i just threw up
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: pumphard on January 26, 2008, 12:06:20 PM
If  her  pussy looks anything like her teeth :-X Its kinda like pumphard running towards you on the beach in a thong.....aaahhhh i just threw up
What if the chick had a forehead like yours?
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: chaos on January 26, 2008, 12:35:14 PM
What if the chick had a forehead like yours?
Or tits like yours?

I bet your the kind of gay that lubes up his belly button for an extra hole in one of your all male gang bangs.
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: pumphard on January 26, 2008, 02:29:27 PM
Or tits like yours?

I bet your the kind of gay that lubes up his belly button for an extra hole in one of your all male gang bangs.
Did you get that idea from one of your exploits with havenbull.........
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: chaos on January 26, 2008, 02:32:35 PM
Did you get that idea from one of your exploits with havenbull.........
No, the only time I've ever lubed up a belly button for penetration was your wifes, it's between her second and third roll, if you want to try it. ;)
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on January 26, 2008, 02:41:08 PM
No, the only time I've ever lubed up a belly button for penetration was your wifes, it's between her second and third roll, if you want to try it. ;)

Hey chaos, it looks like we lured the "dummy" over from the V. ;D
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: pumphard on January 26, 2008, 03:03:30 PM
No, the only time I've ever lubed up a belly button for penetration was your wifes, it's between her second and third roll, if you want to try it. ;)
I don't blame you either for fantasizing about my hot wife, it takes you away from that heffer of yours.
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: pumphard on January 26, 2008, 03:05:12 PM
Hey chaos, it looks like we lured the "dummy" over from the V. ;D
It was your stupid comment about bad santa being one of the best movies of all time that lured me over.........Next time fatso, come up with your own lines, I've used that one on you numerous times............hahahah aha
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: chaos on January 26, 2008, 04:25:09 PM
I don't blame you either for fantasizing about my hot wife, it takes you away from that heffer of yours.
Your "hot wife" has her belly button between her second and third rolls?


Hey chaos, it looks like we lured the "dummy" over from the V. ;D
Easy as pie. ;D
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: pumphard on January 26, 2008, 06:34:02 PM
Your "hot wife" has her belly button between her second and third rolls?


calling my wife fat after I've been calling your wife a heffer for months........nice try.......hahahaha
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on January 26, 2008, 06:51:35 PM
calling my wife fat after I've been calling your wife a heffer for months........nice try.......hahahaha

How you can call ANYONE fat is beyond me, with your 76 inch waist and all. :-\
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: chaos on January 26, 2008, 07:48:03 PM
calling my wife fat after I've been calling your wife a heffer for months........nice try.......hahahaha
We've been calling you a pedo for months, yet you insist on calling others one......nice try.........hahahahaha

















 ::)
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on January 26, 2008, 08:16:01 PM
We've been calling you a pedo for months, yet you insist on calling others one......nice try.........hahahahaha

















 ::)

You know, if after getting exposed pumphard showed some genuine remorse and got professional help for his unnatural "lusts", and if he stopped being such a dick online, I would have had pity on him.  But all he's done is live in denial, so fuck him. >:(
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: pumphard on January 26, 2008, 08:19:25 PM
You know, if after getting exposed pumphard showed some genuine remorse and got professional help for his unnatural "lusts", and if he stopped being such a dick online, I would have had pity on him.  But all he's done is live in denial, so fuck him. >:(
I love the way you get more vocal when you have one of the three stooges around.......
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: pumphard on January 26, 2008, 08:22:00 PM
We've been calling you a pedo for months, yet you insist on calling others one......nice try.........hahahahaha

















 ::)
Like that means alot...................h ahahahahaha
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: BFP on January 26, 2008, 08:24:16 PM
I love the way you get more vocal when you have one of the three stooges around.......
Like that means alot...................h ahahahahaha

double plumptard meltdown.

Jason
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: chaos on January 26, 2008, 08:25:57 PM
Like that means alot...................h ahahahahaha
hahahhaa..........as meaningful......as...... one of......your........post s....hahahaa



























 ::)
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: pumphard on January 26, 2008, 08:27:48 PM
You know, if after getting exposed pumphard showed some genuine remorse and got professional help for his unnatural "lusts", and if he stopped being such a dick online, I would have had pity on him.  But all he's done is live in denial, so fuck him. >:(
Wasn't you the loser who goggled my handle.......hahahahaha. ........the one who admitted to surfing a pedo site for 10 minutes and went throught 2 years of my post history..............hah ahahaha
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: BFP on January 26, 2008, 08:28:26 PM
Wasn't you the loser who goggled my handle.......hahahahaha. ........the one who admitted to surfing a pedo site for 10 minutes and went throught 2 years of my post history..............hah ahahaha

Epic admittal of pedo status

Jason
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: chaos on January 26, 2008, 08:43:50 PM
Wasn't you the loser who goggled my handle.......hahahahaha. ........the one who admitted to surfing a pedo site for 10 minutes and went throught 2 years of my post history..............hah ahahaha
Gotta learn about your victims don't you?  And what we've learned about you is sickening and justifies our disgust for you.
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on January 26, 2008, 09:06:39 PM
Wasn't you the loser who goggled my handle.......hahahahaha. ........the one who admitted to surfing a pedo site for 10 minutes and went throught 2 years of my post history..............hah ahahaha

You just responded to my one post TWICE.  It's time to step away from the keyboard, tubby.
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: chaos on January 26, 2008, 09:30:04 PM
You just responded to my one post TWICE.  It's time to step away from the keyboard, tubby.
Stepping away from the keyboard requires at least three steps backwards for pumpedhard.
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on January 26, 2008, 09:52:04 PM
Stepping away from the keyboard requires at least three steps backwards for pumpedhard.

This sick fatso probably can't get out of his swivel chair without help from the jaws of life.
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: chaos on January 26, 2008, 10:08:38 PM
This sick fatso probably can't get out of his swivel chair without help from the jaws of life.
I bet he has one of those electric chairs on a rail to get him up the stairs at Sneaky Dees.
Title: Re: Listen to this homo hahahahha
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on January 26, 2008, 10:17:55 PM
I bet he has one of those electric chairs on a rail to get him up the stairs at Sneaky Dees.

 ;D  That would be the only way that porker could ever get anywhere.  He's too fucken obese to fit into an elevator and I can't imagine his knees being able to support that blubbery mess he calls a physique up a whole flight of staits.