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Title: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on January 26, 2008, 10:19:42 PM
Question: How did pumphard get two black eyes?



Answer: He went for a jog and forgot to put on his industrial strength "manzier"


Post up your gems, fellas ;D
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on January 27, 2008, 07:40:37 AM
Pumphard is the kind of guy that likes his women like scotch.................
















12 years old and mixed up in coke.
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: kiwiol on January 27, 2008, 07:43:23 AM
Pumphard is the kind of guy that likes his women like scotch.................
12 years old and mixed up in coke.

LMAO!
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on January 27, 2008, 07:43:26 AM
No wonder pumphard hates this guy.......
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/baddogma/cockblock.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: Havenbull on January 27, 2008, 03:08:21 PM
LMAO!

Brutal juxtaposition of morality   ::)

Lol. Go easy on getting descriptive about kids and what pedos do with them, is all I'm saying - Ron's instructions, not mine.

And hey, you've got plenty of material to work with when it comes to ol' Pumphard anyway ;)

Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: kiwiol on January 27, 2008, 09:03:43 PM
Brutal juxtaposition of morality   ::)

Easy tiger, I was just doing my job as a mod before. Fine, I'll let you sick f*cks battle it out - it's quite entertaining anyway ;D
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on January 28, 2008, 11:34:31 AM
Pumphard is the kind of guy that likes his women like scotch.................
















12 years old and mixed up in coke.
How about this one......Your wife is so fat that, when she dances the band skips............

I probably don't get to hear the same quality of jokes that you hear, while on the truck........
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on January 28, 2008, 11:35:52 AM
No wonder pumphard hates this guy.......
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/baddogma/cockblock.jpg)
If you really did care, you would tell him about the good buddy panda, and how he like to surf pedo sites.......
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: JediKnight on January 28, 2008, 12:17:01 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on January 28, 2008, 01:23:47 PM
::)
I presume you've had more excitement at a Star wars convention........
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: dan18 on January 28, 2008, 02:49:48 PM
I presume you've had more excitement at a Star wars convention........
Whats funny is you look like jabba the hut..
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on January 28, 2008, 05:17:27 PM
Whats funny is you look like jabba the hut..
World`s biggest forehead is talking ................hahahaha haha
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: Havenbull on January 28, 2008, 05:21:41 PM
World`s biggest forehead is talking ................hahahaha haha

This coming from a fatman who has so many chins that he's mistaken for a Chinese telephone directory
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on January 28, 2008, 06:08:11 PM
This coming from a fatman who has so many chins that he's mistaken for a Chinese telephone directory
at least I didn't get raped by a bunch of black guys in a prison shower
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on January 28, 2008, 06:13:22 PM
HB, you gotta let up on the fat man....He's gonna get his feelings hurt and bury his sorrows in another three boxes of Twinkies now ;D
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: Havenbull on January 28, 2008, 07:53:36 PM
HB, you gotta let up on the fat man....He's gonna get his feelings hurt and bury his sorrows in another three boxes of Twinkies now ;D

Twinks or Twinkies ??

 ;D
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on January 28, 2008, 07:57:23 PM
Twinks or Twinkies ??

 ;D

hahaha.
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on January 28, 2008, 08:00:59 PM
Pumphard dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped at the pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed: "You swine. How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven after you have lead such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you think you have a snowballs chance in hell of meeting god?" 

Pumphard responded, "Fuck God...













I'm after the baby Jesus."
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on January 28, 2008, 08:34:05 PM
Pumphard dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped at the pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed: "You swine. How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven after you have lead such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you think you have a snowballs chance in hell of meeting god?" 

Pumphard responded, "Fuck God...













I'm after the baby Jesus."

HAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I am dying laughing here HAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: Havenbull on January 28, 2008, 08:34:05 PM
Pumphard dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped at the pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed: "You swine. How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven after you have lead such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you think you have a snowballs chance in hell of meeting god?" 

Pumphard responded, "Fuck God...













I'm after the baby Jesus."

hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahtyrdeuyrfto7uvc6rt o84rpo8l95t p6jhgfudhrftjcdfutgf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: Sir William Idol on January 28, 2008, 11:09:53 PM
four gay guys walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.

well the bar tender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem.

he told them to stick their dicks on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger.

just as they put them up there, pumphard walks in and yells "I'll have the buffet!"
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: Havenbull on January 29, 2008, 04:20:47 AM
four gay guys walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.

well the bar tender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem.

he told them to stick their dicks on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger.

just as they put them up there, pumphard walks in and yells "I'll have the buffet!"

hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahtyrdeuyrfto7uvc6rt o84rpo8l95t p6jhgfudhrftjcdfutgf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: Havenbull on January 29, 2008, 05:15:35 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahtyrdeuyrfto7uvc6rt o84rpo8l95t p6jhgfudhrftjcdfutgf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahtyrdeuyrfto7uvc6rt o84rpo8l95t p6jhgfudhrftjcdfutgf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: kiwiol on January 29, 2008, 07:06:30 AM
Quality thread ;D
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on January 29, 2008, 11:52:34 AM
four gay guys walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.

well the bar tender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem.

he told them to stick their dicks on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger.

just as they put them up there, pumphard walks in and yells "I'll have the buffet!"
hahhahaaaa ;D
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: Havenbull on January 29, 2008, 06:47:01 PM
(This is not a joke but a statement of fact)

pumphard is so damn stupid, he can't realize its a sticky and thus doesn't look for it

hahahahahahahahahahaha @@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on January 29, 2008, 06:48:14 PM
(This is not a joke but a statement of fact)

pumphard is so damn stupid, he can't realize its a sticky and thus doesn't look for it

hahahahahahahahahahaha @@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahah!  quoted for TRUTH ;D
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: mass 04 on January 29, 2008, 07:04:21 PM
Question: How did pumphard get two black eyes?



Answer: He went for a jog and forgot to put on his industrial strength "manzier"


Post up your gems, fellas ;D
I'm calling bullshit plumpy would never go jogging.
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on January 29, 2008, 07:06:28 PM
(This is not a joke but a statement of fact)

pumphard is so damn stupid, he can't realize its a sticky and thus doesn't look for it

hahahahahahahahahahaha @@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahaha he probably thinks the thread was deleted! ;D
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on January 30, 2008, 10:29:16 AM
I sure hope I don't get sued by you retards, for all the irreversible mental damage that I have done on you..........hahahahahah a
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: mass 04 on January 30, 2008, 10:40:31 AM
pumphard comes home from a hard day of mopping the alley behind a gay porn theater horrified to see his boyfriend packing his bags. The boyfriend says "I'm leaving you because you're a pedophile." To which that sick sack of monkey feces pumphard replies "Pedophile? That's a big word for a 13 year old."

Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on January 30, 2008, 11:55:54 AM
What does pumphard do when he's done sucking dick?
















































He pulls up the diaper......


 :-X
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on January 30, 2008, 12:19:24 PM
pumphard comes home from a hard day of mopping the alley behind a gay porn theater horrified to see his boyfriend packing his bags. The boyfriend says "I'm leaving you because you're a pedophile." To which that sick sack of monkey feces pumphard replies "Pedophile? That's a big word for a 13 year old."


Run upstairs, I think mom's cooked your favourite, macaroni and cheese............mmmmmm mmmmmm
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on January 30, 2008, 12:26:25 PM
What does pumphard do when he's done sucking dick?
















































He pulls up the diaper......


 :-X
typical trailer trash response.......hahahahah .......the good thing with this recession is that your trailer doesn't depreciate as much as a home would......
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: mass 04 on January 30, 2008, 01:11:47 PM
typical trailer trash response.......hahahahah .......the good thing with this recession is that your trailer doesn't depreciate as much as a home would......
Don't worry as long as you keep the blowjobs coming to your landlord your two room "bachelor pad" above Sneeky Dees is safe. Have you gotten down to a C cup yet?
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on January 30, 2008, 01:38:18 PM
typical trailer trash response.......hahahahah .......the good thing with this recession is that your trailer doesn't depreciate as much as a home would......

HAHAHA!!!  Watch the fat man with his rage filled posts.  You can tell he was pounding those hamhocks he calls hands on his computer desk.
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on January 30, 2008, 02:44:07 PM
HAHAHA!!!  Watch the fat man with his rage filled posts.  You can tell he was pounding those hamhocks he calls hands on his computer desk.
how was Bad santa..........hahahaha. .......you're such a simpleton
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on January 30, 2008, 02:44:49 PM
Don't worry as long as you keep the blowjobs coming to your landlord your two room "bachelor pad" above Sneeky Dees is safe. Have you gotten down to a C cup yet?
why, did you stop?
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on January 30, 2008, 03:36:00 PM
typical trailer trash response.......hahahahah .......the good thing with this recession is that your trailer doesn't depreciate as much as a home would......
Actually, I have taken a bit of a hit in my neighborhood...... :'(

But it's OK, I don't live above a gay bar in the poorest area of Toronto!!! :D
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on January 30, 2008, 04:12:16 PM
Actually, I have taken a bit of a hit in my neighborhood...... :'(

But it's OK, I don't live above a gay bar in the poorest area of Toronto!!! :D
what happened, did a hurricane tip your trailer, or did your wife move around too quickly
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on January 30, 2008, 04:30:44 PM
what happened, did a hurricane tip your trailer, or did your wife move around too quickly
Your mom spread her legs and sucked in half the houses around here....hurricane Katrina has nothing on your mothers vag.......
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: mass 04 on January 30, 2008, 07:16:18 PM
Your mom spread her legs and sucked in half the houses around here....hurricane Katrina has nothing on your mothers vag.......
are you saying fvcking pumphards mom is like flying a 747 into the Grand Canyon?
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on January 30, 2008, 07:16:47 PM
are you saying fvcking pumphards mon is like flying a 747 into the Grand Canyon?

 ;D
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on January 30, 2008, 07:55:54 PM
are you saying fvcking pumphards mom is like flying a 747 into the Grand Canyon?
More like flying a cessna....but you get the idea. ;D
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on January 31, 2008, 08:49:11 AM
Your mom spread her legs and sucked in half the houses around here....hurricane Katrina has nothing on your mothers vag.......
Sounds like you're still upset cause I exposed your wife for being a big heffer.........
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on January 31, 2008, 08:52:20 AM
are you saying fvcking pumphards mom is like flying a 747 into the Grand Canyon?
another guy looking for friends.........
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on January 31, 2008, 08:53:20 AM
;D
you got your own issues to deal with, pedoboy
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: mass 04 on January 31, 2008, 10:18:11 AM
another guy looking for friends.........
was your mothers smelly slice always a gaping hole into the abyss or was it expanded beyond repair when the 45 lb lard ass known as pumphard waddled out of her birth canal?
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: The Squadfather on January 31, 2008, 03:47:15 PM
pumphard's mom is so black that she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: Havenbull on January 31, 2008, 06:43:07 PM
pumphard's mom is so black that she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

hahahahaha

pumphard's mom's so fat she plays pool with the planets
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on January 31, 2008, 07:14:37 PM
pumphard's mom is so black that she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
;D LOL.
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: The Squadfather on February 01, 2008, 06:20:25 AM
pumphard's mom is so black that when she stands in front of a white wall people think she's the hallway.
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: The Squadfather on February 01, 2008, 06:21:10 AM
if being a toothless 50 cent crack whore was chocolate pumphard's mom would be Hershey, PA.
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 01, 2008, 08:07:20 AM
pumphard's mom is so black that when she stands in front of a white wall people think she's the hallway.
Look at what we have here.......the biggest all time joke of Getbig is trying to cut me up........hahahaha...... ...You got balls calling my mom black when we both know your little secret.......hahahaha... ....You're dating a girl with a half black kid and you're making jokes like that........hahahahah... ......Black guys use your girlfriends mouth as a spermbank and your making jokes like that.......hahahahaha
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 01, 2008, 08:10:43 AM
if being a toothless 50 cent crack whore was chocolate pumphard's mom would be Hershey, PA.
That must really eat you up........Are you going to run into a corner and start  crying now........It's not my fault your girlfriend likes the black penis......and now the big sap has to take care of it.......hahahahahaha
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 01, 2008, 08:12:56 AM
hahahahaha

pumphard's mom's so fat she plays pool with the planets
Do I have to start making fun of the boytoys now..........hahahahaha
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on February 01, 2008, 08:55:46 AM
Jesus, plump, you gotta get some help on these rage issues. :-\
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: mass 04 on February 01, 2008, 08:57:50 AM
Jesus, plump, you gotta get some help on these rage issues. :-\
and his weight issues, his pedophile issues and his boyfriend issue, among others. It's going to be a busy weekend for this pile of elephant feces.
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 01, 2008, 10:04:49 AM
Jesus, plump, you gotta get some help on these rage issues. :-\
only if you get help with your pedo problem..........
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on February 01, 2008, 11:20:12 AM
HAHAHA, getbig's finest owners are kicking the shit out of pumphard for another round.  The fat man never knew what hit him ;D
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 01, 2008, 11:36:30 AM
HAHAHA, getbig's finest owners are kicking the shit out of pumphard for another round.  The fat man never knew what hit him ;D
Your imagination is as big as your appetite................ hahahahaha
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on February 01, 2008, 11:49:46 AM
Your imagination is as big as your appetite................ hahahahaha

You're the LAST person to talk about somebody else's appetite, milk tits ;)
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 01, 2008, 01:11:06 PM
Did you shitcan me when you exposed yourself as being a pedo?...........hahahahaha
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: The Squadfather on February 01, 2008, 01:14:29 PM
You're the LAST person to talk about somebody else's appetite, milk tits ;)
hahahhahaaa, what a fat loser.......LOL@ "milk tits". ;D
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on February 01, 2008, 01:40:49 PM
I posted pumphard's pic in the perma bulker thread on the G&O and here is what people had to say:

Permanently in the "Bulking" phase

I'm thinking sausage pepper and onions for dinner

Fuck...he needs to get a training bra ASAP.

Can you believe this guy claimed to weigh 360 lbs and be at 15% bodyfat? :-\  His "pecs" alone are 75% fat ;D

Are you sure it wasn't 15 lbs at 360% bodyfat?
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 01, 2008, 02:31:57 PM
looks like pedoboy still needs people to hold his hands, the coward can't handle me himself........hahahahah ah
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 01, 2008, 02:37:02 PM
hahahhahaaa, what a fat loser.......LOL@ "milk tits". ;D
Hey squatfatty how are those new pics coming along.......You know, if you use Windex, I think your cuts will come out more.
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: Havenbull on February 02, 2008, 03:15:15 PM
hahahahahaha LOL at the fatman getting pulverized in this thread.  Much like his wife's pussy
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 02, 2008, 03:40:16 PM
hahahahahaha LOL at the fatman getting pulverized in this thread.  Much like his wife's pussy
If this is what you call pulverized, what do you call the embarrasements I give you............and like you know what a pussy looks like, and don't say, when you look in the mirror, I don't mean that kind of pussy   

Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on February 02, 2008, 06:28:32 PM
If this is what you call pulverized, what do you call the embarrasements I give you............and like you know what a pussy looks like, and don't say, when you look in the mirror, I don't mean that kind of pussy   


Lamest "comeback" ever......you're slipping fatman......
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: webcake on February 03, 2008, 01:48:17 AM
If this is what you call pulverized, what do you call the embarrasements I give you............and like you know what a pussy looks like, and don't say, when you look in the mirror, I don't mean that kind of pussy   

Plumphard, how can you be so calm whilst knowing that the Japanese are hunting after you ???
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: mass 04 on February 03, 2008, 09:54:29 AM
I can see plumpy pounding the keyboard with those lincoln log fingers with sweat and breast milk covering his Mickey Mouse tee shirt.
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on February 03, 2008, 10:19:56 AM
I can see plumpy pounding the keyboard with those lincoln log fingers with sweat and breast milk covering his Mickey Mouse tee shirt.
I bet he wastes no breast milk, he posts with his nipples in his mouth.
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: kiwiol on February 03, 2008, 10:31:19 AM
Love him or hate him, you got to give props to PH for not melting down given the amount of flaming. Some funny shit in this thread
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on February 03, 2008, 10:39:06 AM
Love him or hate him, you got to give props to PH for not melting down given the amount of flaming. Some funny shit in this thread
He takes a pounding worse than "Nog", too bad he won't recover. :)
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: kiwiol on February 03, 2008, 11:12:50 AM
He takes a pounding worse than "Nog",

LOL!
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 03, 2008, 01:58:00 PM
I can see plumpy pounding the keyboard with those lincoln log fingers with sweat and breast milk covering his Mickey Mouse tee shirt.
How can u stay calm knowing that mom's going to increase the rent and internet usage.........
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 03, 2008, 01:59:02 PM
Plumphard, how can you be so calm whilst knowing that the Japanese are hunting after you ???
You're right kiwi, how the hell can I come back form a pulverizing comment like that...........
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 03, 2008, 02:01:47 PM
He takes a pounding worse than "Nog", too bad he won't recover. :)
The only thing that takes a pounding is your wife's shoes, and havenbull's ass when you're done with him..........
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on February 03, 2008, 02:18:44 PM
The only thing that takes a pounding is your wife's shoes, and havenbull's ass when you're done with him..........
You are obsessed with HB, what's the matter your wife hasn't been the same since he visited her?
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 03, 2008, 02:21:56 PM
You are obsessed with HB, what's the matter your wife hasn't been the same since he visited her?
You know it's not his type, she's a female.............
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: Havenbull on February 03, 2008, 02:22:33 PM
You are obsessed with HB, what's the matter your wife hasn't been the same since he visited her?

I fucked her into stupidity.  She just drools in a rocking chair now
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 03, 2008, 02:26:46 PM
I fucked her into stupidity.  She just drools in a rocking chair now
I wonder who's going to be better off tonight, I'll be fvcking her after the superbowl, and you're getting a rim job by choas................hah ahahaah
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on February 03, 2008, 02:30:28 PM
You know it's not his type, she's a female.............
"it's" in refering to your wife?? hahahhahaha Brutal slip...... ;) hahahaha
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 03, 2008, 02:35:31 PM
"it's" in refering to your wife?? hahahhahaha Brutal slip...... ;) hahahaha
Look how easy this simpleton gets amused..........
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: kiwiol on February 03, 2008, 02:47:34 PM
You're right kiwi, how the hell can I come back form a pulverizing comment like that...........

You mean Webcke_112? I only post under this account my man
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 03, 2008, 02:49:30 PM
You mean Webcke_112? I only post under this account my man
I'm being sarcastic by agreeing with you to these pulverizing comments.........hahahah a
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: kiwiol on February 03, 2008, 02:53:43 PM
I'm being sarcastic by agreeing with you to these pulverizing comments.........hahahah a

LMAO, that went right over my head!
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: Havenbull on February 03, 2008, 02:54:07 PM
I'm being sarcastic by agreeing with you to these pulverizing comments.........hahahah a

We've made you into minced meat... off yourself
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 03, 2008, 02:56:17 PM
We've made you into minced meat... off yourself
Keep telling yourself that...........hahahahah a
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: Havenbull on February 03, 2008, 03:30:42 PM
Keep telling yourself that...........hahahahah a

I use minced meat on my sloppy joes
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 03, 2008, 03:44:57 PM
I use minced meat on my sloppy joes
The only thing thats minced meat, is when chaos shoves his penis in your mouth.......
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on February 03, 2008, 03:46:14 PM
The only thing thats minced meat, is when chaos shoves his penis in your mouth.......
One more queer post from the guy that lives above a gay bar.
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 03, 2008, 03:47:42 PM
One more queer post from the guy that lives above a gay bar.
you're the one going over to his house for a little superbowl special.............
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on February 03, 2008, 03:52:29 PM
Don't you ever get tired of, not only being wrong, but being a fat, pedophile,queer?
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 03, 2008, 03:54:32 PM
Don't you ever get tired of, not only being wrong, but being a fat, pedophile,queer?
hahahahaha........
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on February 03, 2008, 03:56:26 PM
hahahahaha........
Apparently not........... :-\
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 03, 2008, 03:58:01 PM
Apparently not........... :-\
I shouldn't be laughing, you got to go back to your pitty job tomorrow..........poor guy
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on February 03, 2008, 04:02:55 PM
I shouldn't be laughing, you got to go back to your pitty job tomorrow..........poor guy
Not all of us can afford to live off canadian public assistance..... ::)
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 04, 2008, 06:31:53 AM
Not all of us can afford to live off canadian public assistance..... ::)
I think you could with your lifestyle........
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: mass 04 on February 04, 2008, 08:44:30 AM
Why did pumphard go to K-mart?


































He heard all the boys pants were half off.  :-X












Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on February 04, 2008, 10:22:58 AM
Why did pumphard go to K-mart?


































He heard all the boys pants were half off.  :-X














Sad but true  HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 04, 2008, 11:15:21 AM
Is it a coincedence that the same person who found that joke amusing, also rated Bad Santa as one of the top 5 movies of all time........hahahahahah. .......
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on February 04, 2008, 08:28:22 PM
Is it a coincedence that the same person who found that joke amusing, also rated Bad Santa as one of the top 5 movies of all time........hahahahahah. .......

"coincedence" ???
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: mass 04 on February 04, 2008, 08:37:56 PM
What does pumphard consider a "Perfect 10"





























Two five year olds.  :-X
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on February 04, 2008, 08:49:03 PM
What does pumphard consider a "Perfect 10"





























Two five year olds.  :-X

hahahaha!!!  You're on a roll ;D
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on February 05, 2008, 03:19:01 PM
How did pumphard get latex poisoning?






















He switched to rubber dildos
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: mass 04 on February 05, 2008, 04:57:21 PM
How do you know plumphard has a hot date?

































There is a tricycle parked in front of Sneeky Dee's.
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: mass 04 on February 05, 2008, 05:53:26 PM
No Punch Line Needed. It's funny by itself.
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 05, 2008, 07:12:15 PM
No Punch Line Needed. It's funny by itself.
where's your pic, kid
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on February 05, 2008, 09:33:58 PM
where's your pic, kid

Why do you keep diverting the issue at hand?  The issue being the DDDDDDDDD size bra that's needed to "contain" those moobs.
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on February 05, 2008, 09:38:03 PM
where's your pic, kid
Why do you keep calling mass 04 "kid", do you fancy his company?
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 06, 2008, 09:15:20 AM
Why do you keep diverting the issue at hand?  The issue being the DDDDDDDDD size bra that's needed to "contain" those moobs.
The real issue at hand is how you exposed yourself and a piece of shit the surfed a pedo site for more then 10 minutes...........hahaha haha 
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on February 06, 2008, 09:20:33 AM
These babies are carrying more milk than most dairy trucks
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: mass 04 on February 06, 2008, 10:01:25 AM
Here is a rhetorical question. If someone claims 21" arms but 15" of said arm is not muscle but fat, is it still a 21" arm?
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 06, 2008, 03:37:35 PM
Here is a rhetorical question. If someone claims 21" arms but 15" of said arm is not muscle but fat, is it still a 21" arm?
If they were 15 inch arms, then I wouldn't be able to curl 65lbs dumbbells is reps, would I..........
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 06, 2008, 03:38:29 PM
No Punch Line Needed. It's funny by itself.
where's your pic??????
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 06, 2008, 03:39:43 PM
Why do you keep diverting the issue at hand?  The issue being the DDDDDDDDD size bra that's needed to "contain" those moobs.
what about the girdle needed to contain your gut..........
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on February 06, 2008, 03:48:07 PM
If they were 15 inch arms, then I wouldn't be able to curl 65lbs dumbbells is reps, would I..........
Bullshit, until you post a video......you fat fuck.
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: mass 04 on February 06, 2008, 03:54:22 PM
I wouldn't be able to curl 65lbs dumbbells is reps, would I..........
what? is reps?
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 06, 2008, 04:11:31 PM
Bullshit, until you post a video......you fat fuck.
why, you can't.......hahahaha........ come down and check it out
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 06, 2008, 04:12:07 PM
what? is reps?
in reps
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on February 06, 2008, 04:13:50 PM
why, you can't.......hahahaha........ come down and check it out
You made the claim pedohard, back it up. :-*
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 06, 2008, 04:17:26 PM
You made the claim pedohard, back it up. :-*
You make me laugh, well, come on down, like you said.......   
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on February 06, 2008, 04:19:52 PM
You make me laugh, well, come on down, like you said.......   
You come to CA, remember you "travel alot so meeting up is no problem"
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 06, 2008, 04:20:59 PM
You come to CA, remember you "travel alot so meeting up is no problem"
No reason to go to CA, I'll be in Vegas in a few months, come down
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on February 06, 2008, 04:23:51 PM
No reason to go to CA, I'll be in Vegas in a few months, come down
You meeting up with onlyme at the fatbastards convention?
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 06, 2008, 04:25:59 PM
You meeting up with onlyme at the fatbastards convention?
I guess you can't afford that trip either..........
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: The Squadfather on February 06, 2008, 04:31:14 PM
hahahahhaa, oh brother, "pumpmehard" acting like an internet badass again. ;D
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on February 06, 2008, 04:31:33 PM
I guess you can't afford that trip either..........
Waddle your fat ass to the Koloseum.......hahahahaa a........hahahahaha.....
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 06, 2008, 04:33:50 PM
hahahahhaa, oh brother, "pumpmehard" acting like an internet badass again. ;D
If you read the thread, windex boy, you would have noticed that its for him to see me curl 65lbs dumbbells...........
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on February 06, 2008, 04:35:25 PM
If you read the thread, windex boy, you would have noticed that its for him to see me curl 65lbs dumbbells...........
Are you too poor to afford a camera? Doesn't the library have one you could borrow?
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 06, 2008, 04:37:04 PM
Are you too poor to afford a camera? Doesn't the library have one you could borrow?
I wouldn't know that a library lends out cameras, when do you have to bring your back, and btw, it takes pretty good pics..........
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on February 06, 2008, 04:45:01 PM
I wouldn't know that a library lends out cameras, when do you have to bring your back, and btw, it takes pretty good pics..........
That's my wifes camera it still uses 35mm film.....she loves it. Too bad you had to borrow a cell phone to take your shitty pic. :-\


Maybe if you ever waddle to CA, my wife can put on her wide angle lense and get a half shot of you!! :D
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on February 06, 2008, 04:53:35 PM
Where'd pumpedhard go? Is school getting out, that sick fucker! >:(
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 06, 2008, 06:47:18 PM
That's my wifes camera it still uses 35mm film.....she loves it. Too bad you had to borrow a cell phone to take your shitty pic. :-\


Maybe if you ever waddle to CA, my wife can put on her wide angle lense and get a half shot of you!! :D
no kidding your wife owns a wide lens camera, I guess its for those self portraits........
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: tu_holmes on February 07, 2008, 06:23:45 PM
no kidding your wife owns a wide lens camera, I guess its for those self portraits........

Are you looking at the same photos I am?

Come on man... Chaos is a big guy who would never kick it with a woman like your wife who HAS GOT to be pushing 3 bills... I mean, have you seen yourself?

I've never seen Chaos' wife mind you, but I'm willing to put money on the fact that she is hotter than anything you've ever brought home... Including those teenage Thai hookers you like.


*Here comes a stupid "mexican" joke*

::)
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on February 07, 2008, 06:29:52 PM

I've never seen Chaos' wife mind you, but I'm willing to put money on the fact that she is hotter than anything you've ever brought home... Including those teenage Thai hookers you like.


Keep in mind, tu, that you're saying this to the "guy" who dreams about being married to a 10 year old thai girl.  Fucking POS sicko. >:(
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: tu_holmes on February 07, 2008, 06:33:44 PM
Keep in mind, tu, that you're saying this to the "guy" who dreams about being married to a 10 year old thai girl.  Fucking POS sicko. >:(

That still disgusts me... I hope canada keeps him.

Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 07, 2008, 06:34:00 PM
Keep in mind, tu, that you're saying this to the "guy" who dreams about being married to a 10 year old thai girl.  Fucking POS sicko. >:(
I wasn't the one who admitted to surfing a pedo site
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 07, 2008, 06:37:48 PM
Are you looking at the same photos I am?

Come on man... Chaos is a big #### who would never kick it with a woman like your wife who HAS GOT to be pushing 3 bills... I mean, have you seen yourself?

I've never seen Chaos' wife mind you, but I'm willing to put money on the fact that she is hotter than anything you've ever brought home... Including those teenage Thai hookers you like.


*Here comes a stupid "mexican" joke*

::)
Did you get all of this from your crystal ball, or did you use some Mexican voodoo..........
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: tu_holmes on February 07, 2008, 06:39:22 PM
Did you get all of this from your crystal ball, or did you use some Mexican voodoo..........

Actually, it's just that you're so predictable...

Just like I know once you finish up with getbig, you're going to troll around looking for some 12 year old Thai hooker to give you a happy ending.

It doesn't require anything except knowing how your fat ass thinks.
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 07, 2008, 06:41:13 PM
Actually, it's just that you're so predictable...

Just like I know once you finish up with getbig, you're going to troll around looking for some 12 year old Thai hooker to give you a happy ending.

It doesn't require anything except knowing how your fat ass thinks.
Get that crystal ball fixed, cause the only one who admiited to surfing pedo sites, is the fat pig you're defending.......hahahaha ........which says alot about you
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: tu_holmes on February 07, 2008, 06:42:07 PM
Get that crystal ball fixed, cause the only one who admiited to surfing pedo sites, is the fat pig you're defending.......hahahaha ........which says alot about you

You know... you should just be happy that you were outed... you can get some help now.


Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: pumphard on February 07, 2008, 06:44:02 PM
You know... you should just be happy that you were outed... you can get some help now.



How come your fat friend hasn't answered my question as to why he didn't report the site to the authorities, was he afraid he might get busted
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: Sir William Idol on February 10, 2008, 08:40:40 PM
pumphard and his two buddies are sitting in a hot tub complaing about Hometown Buffet's higher prices.  all of a sudden a large blob of semen floats to the top of the tub.  pumphards buddy goes "god damn it, which of you two have been jacking off in here!?!"

embarassed, pumphard quietly says "sorry guys, i farted"
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on February 10, 2008, 08:44:20 PM
pumphard and his two buddies are sitting in a hot tub complaing about Hometown Buffet's higher prices.  all of a sudden a large blob of semen floats to the top of the tub.  pumphards buddy goes "god damn it, which of you two have been jacking off in here!?!"

embarassed, pumphard quietly says "sorry guys, i farted"

HAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Post of the year!!!! HAHAL JD A<JD<AFJ <FJ A<J A<JHA HH!H!!!!!!1
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: chaos on February 10, 2008, 08:48:41 PM
pumphard and his two buddies are sitting in a hot tub complaing about Hometown Buffet's higher prices.  all of a sudden a large blob of semen floats to the top of the tub.  pumphards buddy goes "god damn it, which of you two have been jacking off in here!?!"

embarassed, pumphard quietly says "sorry guys, i farted"
hahahaaaaLMAOhahaa ;D
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: Sir William Idol on February 10, 2008, 08:50:23 PM
how do you get pumphard to fuck a woman?
























fill up her pussy with shit
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on February 10, 2008, 08:51:29 PM
how do you get pumphard to fuck a woman?
























fill up her pussy with shit


hahaha....and tell him that she is under 15... ;D
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: Sir William Idol on February 10, 2008, 08:56:22 PM

hahaha....and tell him that she is under 15... ;D


hahah, he'd still only do it if she promised to bring her younger brother next time
Title: Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on February 10, 2008, 09:01:36 PM

hahah, he'd still only do it if she promised to bring her younger brother next time

 ;D